Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I rehearsed this scene, and I will bear it if something happens. Sun Dan comforted Zhanbu.

But the boss of Zhan still couldn't help complaining: "My lord, I really annoyed the queen mother, but we lost our heads, the identities of adults are different, and we finally received a punishment." This man's head is not a leek, and a stubble grows after a stubble. ”

Sun Dan smiled: "Boss Zhan, how did my Sun Dan hurt you." Don't worry, if something happens, I'll take care of it for you, and your head will sit on your neck in peace. Can't you still believe me, if you can't, then I'll say nothing today. ”

Although Sun Dan was laughing, Zhanbu could clearly hear the unhappiness in his tone. After thinking about it, it was not a day or two that he had known Master Sun, and no matter what happened, Sun Dan had never suffered a loss. Since he was so sure, there would be no problems.

So, Zhanbu nodded and said sincerely: "Indeed, what is the identity of Lord Sun, what kind of person is Zhanbu, how can he doubt the adult." Okay, well, Zhanbu's whole net worth will be entrusted to the adult. ”

Sun Dan saw that Zhanbu agreed, so he explained: "Boss Zhan, don't worry." Although this play is too vulgar, I also went to the Queen Mother just now to learn about it. What kind of "Lin Chong Runs at Night" you got yesterday, what Lin Jiaotou Fengxue Mountain Temple, the joke is good, and the singing is also good, but the Queen Mother can't understand it at all. ”

"I don't understand, how is it possible?" Zhan Bu felt incomprehensible, his plays were sought after by everyone in the capital, and even more drama fans only needed to listen to Zhan Jia's class for ten days, as if they had a serious illness. If you say Ya, his play is naturally Ya. What is rare and valuable is the appreciation of elegance and vulgarity, which everyone can understand.

Sun Dan: "The Queen Mother also said just now, she didn't understand a word of the drama you sang on the stage." He also said, this person can talk when he speaks, but he wants to sing, and he doesn't feel tired? Do you see that Mr. Storyteller has a slippery mouth? ”

Is there a comparison between the people in that class and the storyteller? The Zhanjia class is all famous characters, although the actors and storytellers are all ninth-rate, but the Zhanjia class wears gold and silver on weekdays, goes in and out of the princes and nobles' homes, and is there any comparison with the kind of storyteller who starts to talk nonsense as soon as a table is put on the side of the street? Zhan Bu opened his mouth wide, and there was a sound of "Hehe" in his throat, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

"So, are we going to think differently?" Sun Dan continued: "Since the Queen Mother likes to listen to books, let's tell her a book." Look at my play, what is the difference between it and ordinary people, except that the storyteller is talking about it by one person. I came on stage with two people, and I directly expressed this story with words and actions. Boss Zhan, don't think that acting in this kind of play will smash your own brand, no matter what, let's pass this level first. ”

Zhan Bushen gritted his teeth: "Yes, just follow Jingyuan, it's important to save your life first." ”

Now that things are settled, it's time to arrange the roles.

There are a total of 10 kinds of plays, which are much easier than operas that take half an hour, and the rehearsal is also very simple. The girls in the Zhanjia class have been rolling in the opera world since they were children, and this kind of drama comes with their hands raised, and they have it when they settle down, and it doesn't take much energy, and they should be able to practice it in a day's work.

According to Zhanbu's idea, the role of Zhao Benshan in this "Selling Abduction" is the most sufficient, so it is natural to let the top moon official in the team play it. The role of Fan Wei is the second male lead, and there are many scenes. Moreover, the appearance of pretending to be stupid and stunned was very considerate of the actor's skills, and he couldn't be sloppy, so he decided to let the second-best big-name eggplant official of the troupe play it. As for the female role, it is a holding role, and it doesn't matter much, so let a fat actor in the troupe with a name Douguan play it.

The three female actors also knew that it was a matter of life and death for the Zhanjia class, and they all agreed to act, and each took a line from Zhanbu's hand and recited it silently beside him.

The three of them are all professional actors, and they memorize their lines very well, and they remember it well in just a moment. However, they have been acting all year round and have formed a professional habit, although they are familiar with the lines, they don't pay much attention to what is said in them. I felt that the play written by Sun Dan was all vernacular, and it was too boring to act.

That's it, when the three of them chatted on the stage, it was just a pot of tea, and it didn't take much effort.

Once you've memorized your lines, it's time for the first rehearsal.

Therefore, the lyrics of the play were written by Sun Dan, there is a new type of drama, and the boss of Zhanbu can't help much, so he stands aside as a spectator, and Sun Dan makes a temporary cameo appearance as a director, which is also quite enjoyable.

As soon as Zhao Benshan, played by Yueguan, and Gao Xiu'e, played by Douguan, stood on the stage, Sun Dan felt that something was wrong. When the two of them had just exchanged two lines, Sun Dan shouted at the right time: "Stop." ”

"What's wrong?" Yueguan asked suspiciously.

"It's too urbane, it's too urbane." Sun Dan felt that he had found the crux of the problem.

"Isn't this acting all like that?" The moon official was puzzled.

Sun Dan frowned: "It's not acting, I didn't say it just now, it's just to let you chat on the stage, how you usually speak, just read the lines." Do you understand? ”

"Understood."

"Or, do it again."

"Okay." Yueguan opened his mouth and read: "What are you shouting about, come out today to sell this crutch, don't call me by my stage name, okay?" This time, she used her usual tone, which was normal.

"Stop!" Sun Dan shouted again.

Yueguan stopped in amazement: "Mr. Sun, what's the matter?" was stopped by Sun Dan one after another, and she was a little out of breath. How can Yueguan say that he is also the number one celebrity in the drama industry in Beijing, when has he been so stuck? Only Sun Dan can stop one after another, and only he can make Yueguan obediently listen to the command.

Sun Dan didn't answer Yueguan's words, but patted his head, as if he suddenly realized: "I said that the effect can't come out, the costume, it turns out that there is a problem with the costume." ”

Speaking of which, the sketch "Selling Abduction" was launched in a hurry, and the costumes and props were not prepared in advance, and the Yueguan and the others were still wearing their previous costumes on stage. But I saw that the Yueguan was wearing a Tsing Yi scribe robe, wearing a square scarf, holding a folding fan in his hand, and wearing a mutton fat white jade pendant on his waist. With red lips and white teeth, full of heaven, he is an elegant man, he is really loved by everyone, and the object of the girl's crush.

But this image is not in line with Uncle Benshan at all.

Look at the female horn again, the goose-yellow placket and floral jacket, the head is swayed with gold, the eyes are wandering between the eyes, and the desire to speak is still ashamed, and she is a delicate little lady. Is this still the Northeast aunt of later generations, is this still a drama sketch?

Performed in the hands of the moon officials, this is obviously a love scene in the west chamber of the moon, the son is amorous, and the lady is shy.

Comedy also requires costumes and props to match, and you don't have to wear a costume to go on stage. For example, Chen Peisi, if he doesn't shave his head, the dramatic effect of his sketches will be greatly reduced.

Sun Dan immediately said: "The costume is not right, change it immediately, and you don't need to wear your costume." Yueguan, Douguan, and that eggplant official, you are playing an old man and an old lady, dressed as Miss Gongzi, are you talking? Go, go and ask the palace servants and carpenters to borrow a few tattered clothes, the more torn the better. ”

At the sound of an order, Zhanbu quickly went to the carpenter to borrow three sets of rags.

When the moon official changed his clothes and stood on the stage, the audience watching was in an uproar.

Judging from Sun Dan's aesthetics, Yueguan looks dark and small, but he is actually a bit ugly. But although she is ugly, she can't stand up to her having a good voice and a good figure, and she can't stand up to her talent. Relying on his superb drama skills, the ordinary-looking Yueguan sang the first character in the capital, and also became the dream lover of many teenagers.

But now she was wearing a torn sheepskin jacket, and when she stood on the platform, her small body seemed to be trembling. The white wool and her thin black face contrast with each other, looking like a little black child, where is there still a little bit of the style of the famous corner of the capital.

When the audience saw it, they couldn't help laughing. Among them, many female actors have always been jealous of Yueguan's popularity in recent years, and when they saw her ugly, they laughed louder.

Hearing the ridicule below, Yueguan bit his mouth tightly and couldn't say anything. In fact, the sheepskin jacket on her body was so torn that it was almost worn bald, and the smell of sweat emitted from it made her almost faint.

But Sun Dan next to him was still saying loudly: "That's right, every mistake, that's how it feels." ”

Then, it was Fan Wei played by the eggplant official who appeared, her performance was overdone, just walk, but she was still walking on the stage, and she refused to be idle in her hands, and she also played water sleeve kung fu for a long time.

The problem is that the eggplant official is wearing an ordinary cotton jacket, and when her water sleeves are flicked like this, the black and shiny cuffs suddenly blow in the fishy wind, and the oncoming flavor is very abnormal.

The people below covered their mouths and noses one after another, avoiding them.

Sun Dan had no words, so he had to keep shaking his head.

At this time, Yueguan suddenly said, "Ah! An exclamation began, like a cat that had not stepped on its tail, desperately taking off its sheepskin jacket, "Pounce! He fell on the stage and cried: "Don't act, I won't act!" ”

Sun Dan was at a loss, what happened to this Yueguan?

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhanbu hurriedly stepped forward to help the Yueguan, and coaxed him "obediently" and "meatily" for a long time, which calmed the Yueguan: "Sister Yueguan, what's wrong with you?" ”

Yueguan kept jumping on the stage, stretching out a finger and pointing at the leather jacket: "Lice, lice, there are lice in it!" ”

It turned out that she felt some itching on her body just now, and when she looked down, she found that she had a small black spot on her chest wriggling, but it was not lice, what else could it be?

"Ahh Although the girls in the troupe have a low status, they are pampered and held by everyone on weekdays, when have they ever seen lice like this, they all jumped up in shock when they heard the Yueguan shout, and they ran around the yard like birds.

The situation immediately spiraled out of control.

"What, what?" Sun Dan was also so shocked by the scene in front of him that his eyes were about to pop out of his sockets, and he couldn't say anything.

But that Zhanbu was not afraid of danger, like an eagle catching chickens, pulling the girls down, coaxing and coaxing, and accompanying care, knowing with reason, moving with affection, and talking about sisterhood for a long time, which made everyone quiet.

But in any case, Yueguan refused to play the role of Zhao Benshan anymore.

Sun Dan thought about it, this Yueguan is too elegant, and it is not suitable to play Zhao Benshan, so let her play the female role. Anyway, the heroine doesn't have many scenes, and she's not afraid that she will be in trouble again.

Yueguan saw that Sun Dan arranged for him to play the female role, and he was relieved.

However, who will play Zhao Benshan?

Sun Dan felt a headache, the key was to stand up for the moment or Zhanbu: "I'll act, I don't believe I'm not good at acting." ”

When Zhanbu was young, he was also a famous character, pretending to be a dragon like a dragon and a tiger like a tiger, but he was a suitable candidate.

He gritted his teeth and put on a sheepskin jacket, and read the lines delicately: "Don't you know me, and you still call me a big fool." I can slant the positive flicker, I can flicker the wilted, I can flicker the sharp person, I can make the little two live very well, I flickered and separated him. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs! ”

Boss Zhan uses a standard Beijing film, the words are correct and round, and the hemp is neat.

Sun Dan was dumbfounded, and shouted repeatedly: "Little Shenyang, little Shenyang!" ”

That's right, it's Xiaoshenyang. You listen to his voice, you look at his limbs, it is simply Little Shenyang II, so Zhanbu shouted again: "Oh Mom, Teacher Sun, it's Teacher Sun who is here." Teacher Sun, what do you eat, we are not short of money. ”

Zhanbu asked Sun Dan a little proudly: "Jingyuan, how do you see my performance." By the way, isn't Shenyang in the north, what does it have to do with our play? ”

Sun Dan smiled bitterly: "Boss Zhan, can't you speak seriously?" ”

Zhanbu was confused: "What's the matter, that's what I said, and you didn't know the slave family on the first day." ”

Sun Dan was chilled by his voice, and goosebumps fell to the ground. He shouted angrily: "Zhanbu, can't you speak in a thick voice? Talk like a man. ”

Zhan Bu was very aggrieved: "Slave family...... The slave family is like this! Besides, what's so good about being a stinky man, people don't want to! ”

The girls in the troupe also chattered: "Yes, Boss Zhan's performance is very good!" ”

"Kakaka!" Sun Dan shouted three cards in a row, which calmed down his irritable mind, and said patiently: "Boss Zhan, what you want to play today is a liar and a broken household." It is undeniable that Boss Zhan, you are personable and elegant, but do you think, will an old liar who is a shabby and settled down talk like you? ”

"I understand what you mean, Mr. Jingyuan, don't worry, let the slave family figure out the role." Zhanbu lowered his head and muttered for a moment, then suddenly raised his head: "Okay, I know how to act." Why, don't believe me. Who is with whom, this scene was written by Jingyuan, I won't smash my buddy's brand anyway! ”

Although it is still a Beijing film, Zhanbu at this time seems to be a different person, with a lazy smile on his face, which makes Sun Dan seem to be the stubborn master of the capital in the future for a moment.

In fact, replacing the Northeast style of "Selling Abduction" with Beijing flavor also has a unique taste.

Sun Dan laughed out loud with joy: "Yes, yes, Boss Zhan, this is the state, you continue to maintain it." ”

The role of the first male protagonist is confirmed, and it can be regarded as a heart disease for Sun Dan. Still, there are consequences. For example, the boss of the exhibition was bitten by the lice in the sheepskin jacket that night, and he was covered with red bumps, and he shouted all night: "Itchy, buddy!" Brother has endured all kinds of hardships for the survival of our troupe, is it easy for brother? ”