Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Ninety, the princess is worthless



The Snow Pig Prince led Zhou Xuan and the three idiots to the Insect Garden, but saw dozens of low houses, each of which was divided into dozens of grids, and lifted one of the tile covers, which was broken bricks and tiles, imitating the wild environment, and raising a male cricket and several three-tailed females, like an independent kingdom.

The Snow Pig Prince asked proudly, "Does Officer Zhou know how many fighting insects of the rank above the yellow back are in this insect garden?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "In the essence is not more, a worm in the hand, can run rampant in the world." ”

The Snow Pig Prince laughed and said, "Did Officer Zhou Keguan mean that white-backed worm of yours?" Zhou Keguan is always so arrogant, but this shopkeeper likes Zhou Keguan's momentum. ”

Zhou Xuan grinned and asked: "This insect garden has collected all the fierce insects from the fifty-one states of the Han Kingdom here, have you ever caught the insect king?" ”

The Snow Pig Prince hid and said, "How easy is the insect king!" There are 263 yellow-backed crickets and 37 blue-backed crickets here

"There are thirty-seven greenback crickets!" Zhou Xuan couldn't help but be speechless, you must know that where there are green-backed crickets in the wild, there will be no other male crickets within a radius of three miles, and if you want to catch a green-backed cricket, you have to step all over the wilderness, and you have to make do with chance, this Southern Han Dynasty is pouring all the country's strength into preparing for the insect war of the five countries!

It's daytime, the insects are silent, if it's night, it must be the insects chirping endlessly, three hundred fighting insects gather in the insect garden within a radius of half a mile, lively wow!

Prince Snow Pig was as high-spirited as a generalissimo: "Officer Zhou." Is this a momentary success? ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's a grand event, Shopkeeper Liu is generous!" But he secretly shook his head in his heart, and the fierce insects like to live alone. How can others sleep soundly by the couch! If it is in the wild, each greenback insect is the overlord of one side, if there are other male insects breaking into the territory, they will be expelled immediately, and if they are not satisfied, they will fight, and now, they are confined in a small insect grid. At night, I heard the sound of other insects one after another, as if the army was pressing the border, and wanted to protect the family and wife to fight hard, but I couldn't fight, I was really angry, so no matter how powerful the insect was, it would be depressed.

The Snow Pig Prince said: "The insect fighting envoys of the Northern Song Dynasty, Shu Song Dynasty, and Wuyue Three Kingdoms arrived early, but they were well guarded, and the shopkeeper still doesn't know what fierce insects there are in these three kingdoms." ”

While he was talking, suddenly an attendant hurriedly came and said, "His Royal Highness the Prince, the fairy aunt summoned the Duke of Zhou from the Tang Kingdom. ”

The Snow Pig Prince said: "Officer Zhou." Summoned by the fairy girl, let's go. ”

Bypass Changhua Garden, there is a verdant hill, the mountain is not high, but the forest is green onion, there are all kinds of strange flowers and plants, and there are white cranes and flowers and deer scattered in the forest, and people are not avoided, it is quite auspicious atmosphere, just like a fairyland on earth.

The Snow Pig Prince stepped down. Looking up at the verdant hill and said: "This is Little Kunlun, Lu Xiangu lives on the top of Little Kunlun----" and also said: "The mountain is not high, there is a fairy name, this little Kunlun is not more than a hundred zhang high." But it is the first mountain in my Han country, and it is a great blessing to have the fate to come to this immortal mountain! ”

Zhou Xuan is only on the surface, but he is very angry in his heart, and he is quite interested in Lu Qiongxian who pretends to be a ghost, and he can do this as a witch, which is also his ability!

A four-foot-wide stone staircase winds and spirals upward, and the Snow Pig Prince walks up the stairs without taking a step. While out of breath. But he didn't think it was bitter, saying that he couldn't be disrespectful when he saw the fairy girl. You have to walk to show your sincerity.

The stone steps circle around the mountain, about hundreds of steps, early to see a splendid palace standing on the top of the mountain, volleying on three sides, majestic and precipitous, the afternoon sun shines, the glazed tiles are brilliant.

Zhou Xuan accompanied the Snow Pig Prince to walk slowly up the mountain, and just approached the Danqi in front of the palace, when he suddenly heard a woman shouting behind him: "Brother Huang, is Brother Huang also coming to see the fairy girl?" ”

Zhou Xuan looked back and saw three palace girls running up briskly, the leader was slender, with bright eyes and bright teeth, a wine vortex on his left cheek, not smiling but also shallow and revealed, luxurious and delicate curved deep clothes, white bottom, light red satin trim, skirt hem is flared, waist and big sleeves, oblique around the waist and hips, zigzag loop, three layers inside and outside, each layer of collar is exposed, layer upon layer, very pleasing to the eye.

Zhou Xuan was stunned, Baoqing Palace traveled all the way, and what he saw was all fat women, and suddenly saw such a beautiful and handsome Hanfu girl, it was really amazing, the so-called standing out from the crowd.

"Brother Huang, who are these two?"

The Hanfu girl with the wine vortex looked at Zhou Xuanhe and the three idiots and asked the Snow Pig Prince.

The Snow Pig Prince smiled and said, "Imperial Sister, this is Zhou Xuan, the prince of Xinzhou County in the Tang Kingdom, and he is the wedding envoy this time, and he has come to see the fairy aunt to ask for blessings." He said to Zhou Xuan: "Zhou Keguan, this is the sister of the shopkeeper, her name is Liu Shouzhen, and she is given the title Princess Yuexiu." ”

Princess Yuexiu Liu Shouzhen said angrily: "Brother Huang, why do you even say my maiden name, hum!" With a twist of his waist, he took the two palace ladies to enter the palace first.

Zhou Xuan looked at the back of Yuexiu Princess Liu Shouzhen, and then looked at the fat-headed and big-eared Snow Pig Prince Liu Shousu, it's really hard to believe that these two are brother and sister, they should be half-brothers, princesses, there are so many princesses!

Sure enough, the Snow Pig Prince said: "The Shouzhen sister was born to Lu Xiangu, the Xiangu was my father's talent, and after giving birth to the Shouzhen girl, she was suddenly possessed by a god, and what she said was not fulfilled." ”

Zhou Xuan said "oh", and said in his heart: "It is said that Liu Jixing originally had several children, what Liu Shoujie and Liu Shouxin, they all died later, only the snow pig Liu Shousu remained, but I never heard that there was a princess Yuexiu, in such a filthy Baoqing Palace, there must be absurd habits, it's a pity." ”

Zhou Xuan saw that it was not a pity for the man to fall, and when he saw a beautiful woman, he sighed a pity.

Lu Qiongxian lives in the Yaotai Hall on the top of the small Kunlun Mountain, the main hall is three, the jade is the wall, the silver brick is paved, there are all kinds of jewelry decorations, dozens of red satin poured down from the hall beams, fluttering faintly, Zhou Xuan and others walked into the hall, but they felt dazzling, but quiet, and the silence was terrifying.

The two Dao robe boys said in unison: "The fairy girl is in the dark, wait a minute." ”

The Snow Pig Prince whispered to Zhou Xuan: "Immortal Gu is wandering into the Heavenly Palace. Listen to the will of the Jade Emperor, don't disturb, let's wait for the precipice in the apse temporarily. ”

Several of them went to the back of the temple. I only see a piece of precipice, although the mountain is not high, but the cliff wall stands, here is the highest place of small Kunlun, the left looks at the size of Baoqing Palace, dozens of palaces are scaled, all in the bottom of the eye, the right looks at the river such as a belt, and passes around the city. It's a great place to see it.

Suddenly, Liu Shouzhen, the princess of Yuexiu, came over with two palace ladies and said, "Brother Huang, I don't know when the fairy aunt will come back to her senses when she enters the underworld?" I didn't want to wait, I went down the mountain first. "It's strange, Liu Shouzhen doesn't call Lu Qiongxian his mother, but he calls him Immortal!

Zhou Xuan looked at the eyebrows of the princess of the Han Kingdom, her eyebrows were neat, her eyes were clear, and she didn't look like a debauched and rebellious person, so he said: "If you come, you will be safe, if I expect it well." The fairy girl will come back to her senses in half an hour at most. ”

Yuexiu Princess Liu Shouzhen said curiously: "How do you know? ”

Zhou Xuanxin said: "What kind of fugue is it, isn't it just a nap, it's noon, it's a good time to take a nap, and it's enough to sleep for an hour." said: "I have also entered the underworld and swam through the Moon Palace. ”

Princess Yuexiu glanced at Zhou Xuan, didn't speak, and went down the mountain with the two palace laves.

Zhou Xuan felt that this princess was good, her demeanor was not frivolous, and she would not be curious and ask endlessly. Also, he Zhou Qicha is so handsome and chic, but this princess doesn't seem to have any feelings, as ridiculous and shameless as the Snow Pig Prince. Maybe I'm going to hook up with him, it seems that although Baoqing Palace is turbid, it is not a dye vat to the end.

Zhou Xuan asked Prince Snow Pig: "Shopkeeper Liu, have you ever promised a husband as a sister-in-law?" ”

The Snow Pig Prince said: "No, Zhou Keguan asked why this is the matter?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled silently.

Prince Snow Pig smiled with a fat face, and said shamelessly: "As long as Zhou Keguan agrees to stay in Xingwang's Mansion, this shopkeeper will ask my father and the fairy aunt to recruit you as a concubine, how about marrying Princess Yuexiu to you?" ”

Zhou Xuan sighed in his heart: "Why is this princess so worthless?" ”

Suddenly, there was a sound of stone chime. A little boy came over and said, "Your Highness." The fairy girl came back to her senses. ”

Prince Snow Pig and Zhou Xuan and others returned to the main hall and saw red satin fluttering. The hall was silent, and a clear voice said in a distant voice: "Emperor Sun, is it Tang Zhou Xuan beside you?" ”

The two carved wooden doors with high beams suddenly opened, and a strange fragrance wafted out, and the sound came from there.

The emperor naturally refers to the Snow Pig Prince, Liu Jixing is the son of the Jade Emperor, and the Snow Pig Prince is the grandson of the Jade Emperor. ”

Zhou Xuan stood beside the Snow Pig Prince, also lowered his eyebrows and clasped his palms, saluted the fairy girl, and said a lot of words: "Zhou Xuan, the prince of Xinzhou County of the Tang State and the scholar of Jixian Palace, visited Lu Xiangu for a long time, and heard the name of Xiangu for a long time. ”

The Snow Pig Prince said happily: "Zhou Keguan is really a destined person, when he goes to the Little Kunlun Yaotai Palace, if the fairy aunt thinks that this person is a little edified, he will be blessed, don't say that he is refreshed, and he will be cured immediately after many years of illness." ”

Zhou Xuan sighed: "I knew this was the case, so I wouldn't let Princess Qingle stay in Quanzhou, and I came to Xingwangfu with my illness, and I could see Lu Xiangu as soon as I saw it." ”

The Snow Pig Prince was silent, and said in his heart: "The more you say, the more true it becomes, do you think Princess Qingle is really scared!" ”

But I heard Lu Qiongxian in the incense hall say: "Then the princess of the Tang Kingdom has no relationship with this immortal, even if she is sick, she will not be cured ---- emperor grandson, so Gong Chengshu died in the sea?" ”

The Snow Pig Prince said: "Immortal Gu God, almost all of my Han Kingdom's welcoming team died in Haizhong Prefecture, and only Chen Yanshou, Fei Qing and I were rescued by Emperor Mengyu. ”

Lu Qiongxian said: "Emperor Sun, there is a woman on your ship?" ”

The Snow Pig Prince said: "I strictly follow the decree of the Immortal Gu, there is no woman on the Shunji. ”

Lu Qiongxian said: "That is, a woman got on the boat later. ”

Prince Snow Pig pondered: "Later, only Zhou Keguan got on the boat, and no women got on the boat." ”

Lu Qiongxian snorted, and the fragrance was silent.

Zhou Xuanxin said: "This is a god, there is indeed a woman on the Shunji, it is the fourth, so the fourth has attracted the sea godwind, destroyed four boats, and killed more than 1,000 people, the fourth is harmful!" said: "The fairy aunt will never be wrong, maybe there is a shipwright who brought his dependents on the ship privately, it is difficult to say, there are so many people on the Shunji, it is difficult to distinguish." ”

Lu Qiongxian asked: "Zhou Xuan, since you left the princess of the Tang Kingdom in Quanzhou, why did you come to Xingwangfu again?" Did the wedding giver come empty-handed? ”

The Snow Pig Prince replied on behalf of Zhou Xuan: "Immortal Gu, Zhou Xuan is here to participate in the Five Kingdoms Insect Battlefield. ”

Zhou Xuan turned around and said, "Third child, present the gift to the fairy girl." ”

The three idiots put the sandalwood box they had been holding on the silver brick ground outside the long door, opened it, and there were two layers up and down, the upper layer was a shakuwu Xuan mirror, and the lower layer was three bottles of "Fanghua Eternal Resident Cream".

A little boy came out to accept the gift, and heard that Lu Qiongxian said: "This mirror is magical, this immortal has seen it in the Heavenly Palace, but I didn't think that someone in the world would make it!" ”

Zhou Xuan said secretly: "Have you seen it in the Heavenly Palace?" You will live another thousand years to reach the Heavenly Palace! On flickering, buddy is even more of a god, come and come, let's play flicker. Said: "This mirror is my sleepwalking in the Moon Palace, see the Moon Palace glazer make this kind of mirror, remember the production method when I wake up, ordered the craftsman to make it, specially dedicated to the fairy Gu, the fairy Gu really knows the fairy, and knows the origin at first sight." ”

Lu Qiongxian let out a "hmm" in a cheerful tone.

Zhou Xuan said: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince doesn't know that Zhou's identity is not only a marriage envoy and a fighting insect envoy, but also a courtship envoy who came to the Han Kingdom to ask for relatives on behalf of His Majesty the Tang Emperor. ”

"Ask for a kiss?" The Snow Pig Prince said curiously: "What kind of kiss do you ask?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "His Majesty and the Empress of the Tang Dynasty heard that Princess Yuexiu of the Han Kingdom was virtuous and beautiful, and sent Zhou Xuan to propose to the Han Kingdom for the prince of the Tang Kingdom and propose to Princess Yuexiu. ”

The Snow Pig Prince couldn't close his mouth open, when will Xuan become a marriage proposal again this week?

There was silence in the Agarwood Palace, Lu Qiongxian was silent, and said for a long time: "You guys retreat, wait for this immortal to ask the Jade Emperor, and then reply to you in seven days." ”

Zhou Xuan and the Snow Pig Prince withdrew from the Yaotai Hall and walked slowly down the mountain.

Prince Snow Pig asked, "Officer Zhou, are you really a marriage proposal?" Why hasn't this shopkeeper ever heard you talk about it? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Of course, how can we be a businessman and a trader? Sending a princess to naturally marry one back. ”

The Snow Pig Prince said: "But Princess Qingle's shopkeeper didn't marry her!" ”

Zhou Xuan laughed: "Didn't Shopkeeper Liu get an indescribable charming pig!" ”

The Snow Pig Prince thinks about it, and he doesn't lose money.