Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Eighty-nine, addicted and castrated
Xingwangfu imitates the architectural pattern of Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty, the streets are wide, the song is neat, it looks magnificent, Liu Jixing reigned for 30 years, it is a great deal of construction, the construction of palace gardens, the inner city composed of the imperial city and the palace city accounts for almost one-third of the Xingwangfu.
Zhou Xuan rode the palace car, three idiots and four personal soldiers to ride horses, along the left street into the inner city, Hu Ben Zhonglang waited Fei Qing outside the gate of the imperial city, accompanied Zhou Xuan to ride from the central avenue of the imperial city straight through, to the palace city, while whispering: "Zhou Jungong, I heard that Chen Yanshou also went to visit the county prince last night, the county prince should not listen to him, Chen Yanshou is a scheming and vicious person, if you can climb, you will climb, and if you can't climb, you will do everything possible to step on it, cross the river and tear down the bridge. ”
Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "I have my own plans in my heart, I thought about Fei Zhonglang last night, Fei Zhonglang is not inferior in talent and martial arts compared with Chen Yanshou, but there is one thing, Fei Zhonglang is a big disadvantage, that is, I want to help Fei Zhonglang, I'm afraid it will be irreparable." ”
Fei Qing said eagerly: "What are the disadvantages below?" Please ask the county magistrate to make it clear, or it can be remedied. ”
Zhou Xuan said: "The position of Inner Taishi is always held by eunuchs, Fei Zhonglang won't know it, right?" Isn't Chen Yanshou competent? ”
Fei Qing stroked his crotch and sighed, nodded and said: "What the county prince said is very true, I have already thought of this, but I am always reluctant to give up these few taels of meat." ”
Zhou Xuanzheng said: "How can a husband have no power, how can he be subservient?" Cut off that little bit of cumbersomeness and exchange it for a high position as an inner master, why not! The so-called feminine. Look at it, but ---- is all it says, the opportunity must not be lost, and the time will never come. Fei Zhonglang decides for himself. ”
Fei Qing's nose moved, his face was full of anger, his expression changed, he thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and said: "That's it, I originally wanted to cut a few years later, but now the situation is so urgent, I can't wait." Then cut it. He said to Zhou Xuan again: "But I still have to help me with the county princess, so that Lu Xiangu and His Majesty will not decide on the candidate for the inner master for the time being, and then compete with Chen Yanshou after I recover from castration." ”
Zhou Xuan looked very willing to help, and said angrily: "This Fei Zhonglang, but please rest assured, I will talk about Fei Zhonglang when I enter the palace, and the position of the inner master must be discussed after Fei Zhonglang recovers." ”
Fei Qing was overjoyed and bowed down in the carriage: "The kindness of the county prince, Fei Mou will not forget it, and he will repay it later." ”
Zhou Xuan said: "After Fei Taishi ascends to the throne, he must make every effort to be friendly with my Tang State." I asked for nothing more, that's all. ”
Fei Qing heard Zhou declare that he was called Fei Taishi, and he was overjoyed, and said in a loud voice: "This He Lao County Duke mentions, if I take the throne, I will definitely promote Your Majesty to ally with Tang Guo Leshi, and it will always be a brotherly state." ”
In front of him was the gate of the palace, Fei Qing wanted to get out of the car, but he turned back and said: "Without further ado, I will leave the palace tomorrow." At least I can't see the county prince for at least a month, how about the county prince going to Fei's house for a long night drink after the palace banquet? ”
Zhou Xuan praised: "Fei Taishi is really a person who can achieve great things, and he is very decisive---- the drink of the long night will be exempted, and I will participate in the Five Kingdoms Insect War tomorrow." You have to nourish your spirits. ”
Fei Qing said: "If you don't drink, I'll give my eight favorite concubines to the county prince in the evening, all of them have different colors, anyway, I can't use them, so I'll give them all to the county prince." ”
Zhou Xuan hurriedly said: "There is no need for this, I am not very, Fei Zhonglang can keep it for himself, it is eye-catching." ”
Fei Qing saw Chen Yanshou waiting outside the palace gate. Quickly got out of the car. Arched his hand towards Zhou Xuan and strode out of the imperial city. I thought that I would pamper all the beauties in Fuzhong today, and finally indulge in it, and then castrate it.
Zhou Xuan also got out of the carriage and walked towards Miyagi on foot, looking at the three idiots who were riding horses and following by the carriage, smiling, he knew that the three idiots heard his answer with Fei Qing, and said with a smile: "The third child, why don't I transfer Fei Qing's eight beauties to you to enjoy?" ”
The three idiots exclaimed: "How can this be made, how can A-Ning be willing to rest!" ”
Zhou Xuan laughed.
Chen Yanshou stepped forward, and asked without a smile: "Why is Zhou Jungong laughing so much?" ”
Zhou Xuan pointed at the three idiots and said: "My attendant wants to take a concubine but is afraid of the inside, and he has a colored heart and no courage, so he laughs at him." ”
Chen Yanshou didn't believe that Zhou Xuan was laughing at this, he clearly saw Fei Qing getting out of Zhou Xuan's carriage just now, did Fei Qing, a fool, promise to send Zhou Xuan something again? It's nothing more than money and beauty, and said: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince asked me to welcome the county prince here, and the county prince invites me." ”
The three idiots and the four pro-soldiers wanted to follow up together, but were stopped by the palace guards. Zhou Xuan said: "The third child will go in with me, and the four of you will wait here." ”
The palace guard asked Chen Yanshou for instructions, and Chen Yanshou said: "What a noble person Zhou Jungong is, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is a friend of life and death, why bother to ask these four county princes and soldiers when they bring an entourage into ----the palace, please go down and treat them well." ”
Chen Yanshou personally led the way, leading Zhou Xuan, the Three Idiots through the Qianhe Palace, the Wanzheng Palace, and the Wende Palace, to the Zhaoyang Palace, and asked on the way: "It's Fei Qing who was in the same car with the county prince, why did he go back halfway?" ”
Zhou Xuan smiled slightly: "Why should Chen Huangmen take Fei Qing to heart, Fei Qing wants to seek that position, he is still a little cumbersome." ”
A word woke up the people in the game, Chen Yanshou smiled, his heart was open, and he said in a low voice: "There is another person who also covets this position, and I have to help the county public." ”
Zhou Xuan said: "It's easy to say, I only know Prince Liu and the two of you in the Southern Han Dynasty, and I won't help anyone you help!" ”
Chen Yanshou said: "That person is also a waiter of the Yellow Gate, named Li Tuo, and his two daughters have entered the palace as concubines, and they are quite favored by His Majesty. ”
Zhou Xuan said: "I will do my best, Chen Shilang rest assured." ”
While speaking, he came to the outside of the Zhaoyang Palace, and the inner attendant entered the palace to report, and after a while, the Snow Pig Prince came out with the charming pig Xi Erniang, holding his hand to greet him, and he was very affectionate.
Zhou Xuan said: "I am the marriage envoy of the Tang Kingdom, and I should first go to meet His Majesty the Emperor of Han and inform Princess Qingle of her temporary stay in Quanzhou due to illness." ”
Prince Snow Pig said: "My father and emperor have been in poor health recently, let's meet Zhou Keguan in a few days, as for Princess Qingle's dissolution of the marriage contract, I will see Lu Xiangu later, and the fairy aunt will decide with a word." ”
Zhou Xuanxin said: "This Lu Qiongxian is really single-handedly covering the sky in the Southern Han Dynasty, I have to deal with it carefully." ”
In the Zhaoyang Palace, the feast is full of delicacies, the chips are staggered, and the music flows out in the wall clothes, which is full of beautiful sounds.
The Snow Pig Prince is in the center, Zhou Xuan sits opposite each other, and the rest of the banquet is all the Snow Pig Prince's male and female pets, those female pets are all obese without exception, and those male pets are strangely shaped, the common point is that they are tall and strong, it seems that the Snow Pig Prince is a small sufferer, and what surprised Zhou Xuan even more was that these male and female pets sat together and couldn't help laughing.
The Snow Pig Prince asked more than a dozen of his fat concubines to take turns to give Zhou Xuan a lamp, explaining that if Zhou Xuan didn't drink, he would immediately behead the fat concubine, which was Shi Chong's style in the Golden Valley Garden.
Zhou Xuan does not have Wang Dun's indifference, although these women are obese, but they are also women, Zhou Xuan doesn't want them to die because of a glass of wine, the wine is dry, after drinking four or five Huai, seeing that the wine is quite strong, he doesn't dare to drink more, for fear that he will see Lu Qiongxian rude later, and then there will be a toast, he will not refuse, it seems that he drank it all, but in fact, it was all poured into his sleeve.
The Snow Pig Prince was very interested, drinking one cup after another, and those male pets also had a bit of alcohol, touching the fat Ji next to him, touching his breasts and buttocks, and doing everything.
The Snow Pig Prince was happy, drank to a happy place, and asked Zhou Xuan: "Can Zhou Keguan have such a happy place in the Southern Han Dynasty?" ”
Zhou Xuan sighed: "There has never been. ”
Prince Snow Pig smiled: "Let's let Zhou Keguan see the uncovered assembly of Zhaoyang Hall again." As soon as the fat hand patted, the male pets on the seat got up one after another, pulling the fat girl next to him to the side hall, side hall, and apse.
The Snow Pig Prince shouted, "Leave a few pairs here to entertain." Then three pairs of men and women untied their garments in front of the temple, and rose up in public.
Zhou Xuan's mouth opened and closed, ridiculous! Ridiculous! It's ridiculous!
Seeing Zhou Xuan's eye-opening appearance, the Snow Pig Prince was secretly happy, and said in his heart: "You are in Xingwangfu, I will invite you to a banquet every day, so obscene, I don't worry that you are not moved, and you will enter my hub for a long time." ”
Although Zhou Xuan is not a sanctimonious person, he still can't stand it in such a naked Spring Palace, mainly because both men and women are too ugly and unsightly, so he got up and said, "His Royal Highness the Prince----"
"It's still kind to call me Shopkeeper Liu."
"Well, shopkeeper Liu, tomorrow is the Double Ninth Festival in early September, and the insect war of the five countries is about to start, I don't know what kind of crickets Shopkeeper Liu will use?"
As soon as he heard this, the Snow Pig Prince became energetic, got up and said, "This shopkeeper will take you to see, haha, this time my Han Kingdom will definitely win the championship." ”
Zhou Xuan and the three idiots hurriedly left the obscene Zhaoyang Palace, and they could see men and women who were having fun everywhere, holding on to the railing, supporting the pepper wall, sitting or lying, in various postures.
Zhou Xuan secretly rejoiced that he left Princess Qingle in Quanzhou, if he, the marriage envoy, really did his duty to send the beautiful Princess Qingle to this filthy place, it would be really evil, Amitabha, good, good, save the princess from the fire pit, and win the seventh-level floating slaughter.
The snow pig prince took the chariot, carried by four wrestlers, and Zhou Xuan, the three idiots came to the Changhua Garden behind the Zhaoyang Palace, Changhua Garden is the largest garden in the palace city, strange flowers and trees, rare birds and beasts, everything, Liu Jixing's tyrannical and fun-seeking "Knife Mountain", "Sword Tree", "Tiger Forest", "Leopard Garden" are all here.
Zhou Xuan walked through a flowery flower garden, but heard a heart-rending scream not far away, and asked the Snow Pig Prince, the Snow Pig Prince was surprised and said: "That's my father Emperor punishing criminals, throwing criminals into animal cages, fighting tigers and leopards, and if they can come out alive, they will be pardoned and rewarded, but this shopkeeper has never seen anyone come out alive." ”