Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Eighty-two, too pretended
On August 25, the side hall of the Qingyuan Protectorate.
Princess Qingle waited early under the escort of cumin and aromatic tea, except for the people on the original sea boat, only Chen Ji watched, after all, this gamble is relatively secret, if it is known that the princess of Tang Kingdom was used as a bet by her fiancΓ©, the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty, and it will be laughed at by other countries.
But Zhou Xuan likes the absurdity of the Snow Pig Prince very much, and only when he is ridiculous can he have a chance.
The green robe and green hat Snow Pig Prince brought his favorite concubine Mei Pig, Huangmen Squire Chen Yanshou, and Tiger Ben Zhonglang to bring Fei Qing, Mei Pig held a clay pot in his hand, which raised the green-backed cricket "Qingpao Wen Chou".
"Officer Zhou, let this shopkeeper take a look at your war bugs."
The Snow Pig Prince approached the mahogany case, looked at the crickets in Zhou Xuan's insect jar, and the two mung bean eyes suddenly widened into soybean eyes, this is a white-backed cricket, Zhou Xuanzhen used that white-backed cricket to meet his "green robe and ugliness"? It's like a three-year-old wrestling with a sturdy man, isn't this a lantern lit in a thatched house - looking for death!
Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "Let Fei Zhonglang take a look, this is the white-backed cricket I caught in the snake ** that night, right?" β
Fei Qing looked at it closely, nodded and said yes.
The Snow Pig Prince looked Zhou Xuan up and down, thinking that Zhou Xuan was impressed by his fat charm, and deliberately wanted to lose to him, Dayue said: "Zhou Keguan, don't worry, this shopkeeper will never treat you badly, and when you arrive at Xingwangfu, this shopkeeper will make you richer than the prince and enjoy all the glory and wealth." β
Chen Yanshou was silent, just raised his eyebrows one by one.
Then Fei Qing was obviously jealous, and said in his heart: "Could it be that this Zhou Xuan really doesn't want to be his prince of the Tang Kingdom, and wants to seek wealth and wealth in the Han Kingdom?" Well, this person is in love with Princess Qingle, and he went to Han Kingdom for this princess. β
Princess Qingle, who was covering her face and sitting upright, heard that Zhou Xuan was facing the battle with a white-backed cricket, and she couldn't help but be anxious, although she was not interested in fighting insects. But the wind of fighting insects in Jinling is extremely strong, and I usually see too much, knowing that white-backed crickets can't be on the stage at all, and fighting with blue-backed crickets is a joke, which is unheard of, and I said in my heart: "Cousin Xuan, isn't he going to lose like this?" Isn't my anxiety in vain? Cousin Xuan lost but he wanted to be the male pet of the snow pig, it was disgusting to think about it, and he must not lose! β
Princess Qingle whispered a few words to cumin, and cumin stepped forward to Zhou Xuan and said, "Uncle." The princess asks you to come over and have something to say. β
Zhou Xuan turned his head and glanced at Princess Qingle, and said to cumin: "Go and invite Doctor Fang, if I expect it well." The princess was soon to be in a state of panic again. β
Cumin is very clever, listening to my aunt say this, I know that my uncle is winning, cumin has always been full of confidence in my uncle, when did my uncle lose? I immediately went to ask for a doctor.
Princess Qingle glared at Zhou Xuan fiercely through the veil. Watch this bet on the insects.
"Green robe and ugly" took the lead in going down to the basin, with big teeth and huohuo, jumping back and forth. Looks quite excited.
The four idiots carefully caught the white-backed cricket in the bucket, turned his head and asked Zhou Xuan: "Master, our worm hasn't been named yet?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Let's not be busy choosing a name first, and look at the result of this battle." β
The Snow Pig Prince "cooed" and laughed: "What is the name of a dead worm!" β
The four idiots glared angrily at the Snow Pig Prince. That cold gaze made Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing behind the Snow Pig Prince both stunned, and they both took a step forward to protect the Snow Pig Prince.
The four idiots smiled contemptuously, retreated behind Zhou Xuan, and said, "The master should choose a name first, otherwise General Chen will not be able to pronounce the sentence." β
Zhou Xuan said: "I have already thought of one, this insect is as white as snow. The sound is like a lion's roar. How about being called the Snow Lion King? β
The four idiots said happily: "Wonderful, wonderful." It's called the Snow Lion King, and he bites the green robe to death
The Snow Pig Prince squinted at the white-backed cricket in the bucket, which was obviously smaller than the "Green Robe Wen Ugly", and this kind of inferior insect also dared to call the "Snow Lion King", which really made people laugh off their big teeth, shook their fat head and smiled: "Then let's fight." β
Chen Ji is the referee, and said loudly: "Open the gate and release the insects - Snow Lion King vs. Qingpao Wen."
The partition in the middle of the bucket was removed, the two insects were far away, and the white-backed cricket "Snow Lion King" was dormant as always, as if it was not interested in anything, and had no fighting spirit, but there was no fear in the face of the powerful green-backed cricket.
Zhou Xuan said to the white-backed cricket in his heart: "If you are really a powerful mutant cricket, then you are pretending to be forced now, buddy is so talented, but he never pretends to be forced, I didn't expect to catch a cricket but he will pretend to be forced, haha, I want to see if you have the capital to pretend to be forced?" The opponent is a green-backed worm! "Immediately put down the weeds and tickle the insects.
The eyes of the four idiots stared at the subtle reaction of the two crickets in the bucket for a moment, and now the "green robe and the ugly" after the "Snow Lion King" went down to the bucket, the grinding of the big teeth slowed down quickly, and it did not move back and forth, the tentacles stretched forward, the six legs were stretched, and the insect body arched, as if facing a great enemy.
The four idiots were secretly happy, and said in their hearts: "Let the greenback insect put on this posture, the Snow Lion King is really not ordinary!" β
However, Zhou Xuanqian was full of tricks, and the "Snow Lion King" just ignored it, looking dead and alive.
The Snow Pig Prince laughed: "Officer Zhou, why bother with this poor worm! When the white-backed cricket saw the green-backed cricket, how could he dare to move, it was not bad if he was not scared to death. β
Zhou Xuan knew it in his heart and said: "Shopkeeper Liu, you flirt with insects, as long as the green robe and the ugly man dare to rush up, my Snow Lion King will dare to fight." β
"That's good." The snow boar prince smiled and teased the insects.
"Green robe and ugly" is very angry, usually as soon as the grass is raised, it will roar its wings, waving its big teeth to show off its might, but today it is a bit abnormal, it took several times to scream briefly, hesitated and climbed forward a few steps, and stopped.
The Snow Pig Prince encouraged: "Rush to this shopkeeper, don't worry about what is the victory, bite this white-backed worm to death, and this shopkeeper will be rewarded." β
After all, it is a green-backed insect, and its guts are not comparable to that of a yellow-backed insect, and it was uncomfortable to be teased by the snow boar prince's grass, and rushed across the center line with a chirp and pounced on the "Snow Lion King".
A high-pitched insect roar, like a golden stone rubbing against each other, the "Snow Lion King" spoke, and the snow-white beard trembled, and suddenly stretched straight. The two front legs are erect, the square head is high, the white teeth are open and closed, and there is a sound of "Zheng Zheng".
"Qingpao Wen Chou" was shocked when he heard the sound, stopped in horror, and slowly retreated with six legs, although he didn't turn around and run, but the fear was revealed.
The Snow Pig Prince was stunned, and his fat fingers like white radish gripped the weed and swept the tentacles and big teeth of the "green robe and ugly" with all his might. While urging: "Come on, give it to the shopkeeper, and if you win the shopkeeper, you will be rewarded with 10,000 taels of gold - fuck you, and give it to me." Don't pinch you to death again! β
The Snow Pig Prince twisted the grass and poked at the "Green Robe Wen Chou" without a head or brain, looking angry and ruined, and the "Green Robe Wen Chou" was finally aroused to anger, screamed, and rushed towards the "Snow Lion King" angrily. The big teeth opened and bit down on the front leg of the "Snow Lion King".
The "Snow Lion King" spun his head violently, and the frost teeth came first. Clamp the big teeth of the "green robe and the ugly", and then move forward step by step, and the "green robe and the ugly" will retreat step by step, until the edge of the basin wall. There is no way back.
The "Snow Lion King" let go of the frost fangs and retreated as if nothing had happened, as if it had just sent off a guest, and now that the guest was gone, it went back.
Look at the "green robe and ugly" again, the tentacles are curled, and the six legs tremble. It's a lot of coveting. Frightened and overly frightened.
Zhou Xuan smiled at the corner of his mouth and muttered, "Pretending to be forced." Sure enough, pretending to be forced! β
The Snow Pig Prince couldn't believe his eyes, and made a desperate attempt to provoke the "Green Robe Wen Ugly", but the worm shrank into a ball, and if he didn't open his teeth silently, the grass was twisted off by the Snow Pig Prince.
Chen Ji said with a smile: "His Royal Highness the Prince, it's time to admit defeat." β
The snow pig prince was furious, he never thought that he would lose, the greenback insect lost to the whiteback worm, no one believed it, but he just lost!
The Snow Pig Prince stretched out his hand to catch the "Green Robe Wen Chou" from the basin, looked left and right, the more he looked, the more angry he became, the three fingers tightened, and with a "chirp", the "Green Robe Wen Chou" was pinched to shreds, and then he threw it on the ground, and wanted to reach out to catch the "Snow Lion King" to see-
The four idiots stepped forward like lightning, and bent their fingers on the fingers of the Snow Pig Prince.
The Snow Pig Prince's hand was in severe pain, and he withdrew his hand, and shouted: "This shopkeeper doesn't want to pinch it to death, but just to see what is strange about it?" β
The four idiots said coldly: "I hurt my master's treasure worm, can you afford to pay for it, I can't afford to take your entire Han Kingdom!" β
In the eyes of the four idiots, the "Snow Lion King" is indeed unchangeable.
Chen Ji said loudly: "This time the fighting insects - the snow lion king wins!" β
The four idiots hurriedly invited the "Snow Lion King" back to the black clay pot, the baby is very good.
This time the fighting insects are only one together, there is no decent fight, it can be said that it is not exciting, but the shock is very strong, the white-backed insect wins the green-backed insect, just like a majestic general in front of a person who is thin and not even qualified to be a soldier, it is really unimaginable!
Imperial Physician Fang arrived at this time and asked repeatedly, "Is Her Royal Highness the Princess stunned?" Is Her Royal Highness the princess stunned? β
Princess Qingle saw that Zhou Xuan had won, she didn't have to go to the Southern Han Dynasty, her heart was full of joy, her eyebrows were smiling, and when she saw Doctor Fang coming in, she had to support her forehead with her hands, pretending to be dizzy, and cumin and Fangcha hurriedly supported her left and right.
Zhou Xuan said: "Help the princess go back to the room to rest - Doctor Fang, you have to find a way to cure the princess's terrible disease as soon as possible." β
Doctor Fang said yes again and again.
Princess Qingle said: "Cousin Xuan, wait to see me, I'm worried that I can't afford to get sick, so I have something to say to Cousin Xuan." β
Zhou Xuan quietly rolled his eyes and comforted: "Don't worry, princess, although the disease is troublesome, it is not incurable-Doctor Fang, are you sure to cure the princess's disease?" β
Doctor Fang hurriedly said: "I am completely sure." β
Zhou Xuan said: "After curing the princess's illness, Your Majesty and Niangniang will definitely have a heavy reward." β
Doctor Fang was secretly happy, the reward of Bai Xuan, went down with Princess Qingle.
The snow pig prince sat on the rattan chair, his fat body pressed the rattan chair to "creak", and he was extremely annoyed in his heart.
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Shopkeeper Liu, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, and don't worry, take a break for two days, and when the situation in Quanzhou is settled, I will go to Xingwangfu with you, how can you miss the insect war of the five countries!" However, Her Royal Highness the princess - Shopkeeper Liu, you have also seen that the disease is serious, and he can no longer withstand the long-distance bumps, so he can only stay in Quanzhou to recuperate, and then go to Xingwangfu after he recovers. β
Snow Pig Prince Mung Bean eyes turned, he only valued Zhou Xuan, and admired Zhou Xuan's heroic image of being calm and calm in the sea and saving him to escape together, it doesn't matter if Princess Qingle goes to Xingwangfu or not, as long as Zhou Xuan can go, when he arrives at Xingwangfu, he will lure Zhou Xuan with high-ranking officials and money beauties, and he will not worry that Zhou Xuan will not stay, and immediately turn annoyance into joy, and said: "Okay, good, the princess will stay in Quanzhou and be worried, and Zhou Keguan will go with the shopkeeper, but the Chongyang insect war is approaching, and you have to set off as soon as possible." β
Zhou Xuan said: "If you can catch up, you will definitely leave at the end of this month." β
After the four Snow Pig Prince left, Zhou Xuan and the four idiots touched their heads to look at the "Snow Lion King" in the black clay pot, and sighed in admiration.
The four idiots asked: "What level does the master see the Snow Lion King reaching?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "I haven't seen a record of the Snow Lion King's alien insect in the "Insect King's Secret Spectrum", so I can't rank it, only according to its opponents, the green robe Wen Chou is a weak major general, and he has no power to fight back in front of the Snow Lion King, I estimate that the Snow Lion King has the strength of a lieutenant general or above, almost a general level. β
"Why can't it be a worm king-level land?" Four idiots asked.
Zhou Xuan said: "It seems impossible for the Insect King, if the Snow Lion King is the Insect King, then the Qingpao Wenchou will not dare to open his teeth at all." β
The four idiots are extremely fond of the "Snow Lion King", and said: "It's hard to say, maybe it's because the green robe is ugly and unself-sufficient, seeing that our Snow Lion King is a white-backed worm, trying in vain to give it a try, and after trying it, I realized that it was an egg hitting the stone!" β
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Don't be too greedy, the Snow Lion King is lucky enough to have the rank of general, but I estimate that we will meet the Insect King when we go to Xingwangfu this time, and it is also possible to find the Insect King with the strength of the whole country
The four idiots responded: "Yes, I see that this Snow Lion King has not yet fully grown up, and he still has stamina."
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "See if it is an adult, find a three-tailed female to try it, and an adult will know the tail, but this high-level cricket is very picky about the three tails, and you have to prepare dozens or hundreds of three tails for the snow lion king to choose, tsk, beauty pageant." β
The four idiots smiled and said: "Don't worry, master, I will choose a satisfactory concubine land for the Snow Lion King, six concubines should be enough, right?" β
Zhou Xuan stared at the four idiots with wide eyes, he hadn't seen the smiling faces of the four idiots head-on before, the four idiots were always very restrained when they smiled, at most they pursed their lips, and then they turned their faces and smiled, today is the first time I have seen the four idiots laughing so happily!
Zhou Xuanxin said: "The fourth child is still charming and squinting, she laughs in the shape of a crescent moon, and her smile is so vivid, it's a bit charming, hehe, no matter how the fourth child pretends to be a man, she is still a woman." β