Zhou Xuan said to Chen Kai and Chen Ji's uncle and nephew: "Princess Qingle has left Jinling since the beginning of this month to travel south, and she has suffered from repeated risks, excessive fright, and has suffered from serious heart disease, and is already bedridden. ”

Chen Kai ordered 500 Tang army elite horsemen to accompany Zhou Xuan, Chen Ji, Lin Ji, Four Idiots, and Lihu to the coast of Hui'an to welcome Princess Qingle and Prince Snow Pig to Quanzhou.

Pan Yujiao led the three thousand Tang troops to summon the big leaders surnamed Shanha to come to Quanzhou to discuss matters, and when he said goodbye to Zhou Xuan, he did not show the slightest expression and words of his children's private feelings, but Zhou Xuan was relieved, his face looked businesslike, and he whispered: "Don't be violently bumpy in the early stage of conception, you have to keep it, you know?" According to the night white and steady, you ride first, and then return me when I go to the Southern Han Dynasty, the horse is Xiao Zhouhou Niangniang's, if it is mine, I will give it to you. ”

Pan Yujiao's face was slightly red, her heart was sweet, and she bowed down and said: "I understand my humble position, I must follow the teachings of the county prince, and ask the county prince to let me go."

In the eyes of others, this is naturally Zhou Xuan's face-to-face teaching for Pan Yujiao to subdue the other three surnames, where do you know that the two of them are talking about pregnancy and fetal protection!

Zhou Xuan and his entourage went out at Chenshi, and Shen Shichu rushed to the coast of Dongling, Hui'an, and brought Princess Qingle, cumin, Fangcha, Fang Taiyi, Prince Snow Pig, Mei Pig Xi Erniang, Chen Yanshou, Fei Qing, and Zhou Xuan's two Fenghua soldiers to the shore, and let Lin Ji lead 50 sergeants to stay behind to guard the sea boat.

Zhou Xuan personally went on the boat to pick up Princess Qingle, Princess Qingle was originally flowery and cheerful on the deck to greet Zhou Xuan and others, was invited by Zhou Xuan into the cabin for a secret talk, and was stunned.

Zhou Xuan explained to Chen Ji: "Her Royal Highness the princess was as normal when she was sick, but as soon as she was sick, she was upset, fearful and dreamy, moody, and short-tempered. ”

Princess Qingle listened to Zhou Xuan slander her like this in the carriage. "Snorted" dissatisfiedly.

Zhou Xuan immediately made a silent appearance and said in a low voice: "Brother Ji, I saw it." Your Highness is taboo and obsessed with doctors, and it is difficult to wait. ”

Chen Ji nodded speechlessly, expressing deep sympathy for Zhou Xuan, but he couldn't help it.

Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing naturally knew about Zhou Xuan's pretentiousness. But he didn't dare to show the slightest hint of teasing, this Zhou Xuan dared to think and do, and he really took Quanzhou City with a very risky trick, which is like the monk Jingquan of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian who died in the pit, although it seems easy, it is actually the result of courage and strategy, so this Zhou Xuan is absolutely unoffended.

Prince Snow Pig poked out his fat head from the car window: "Officer Zhou, the princess is so seriously ill. It seems that Zhou Keguan has caught a good worm, when will he start gambling? If the shopkeeper wins, the princess will be cured, right? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Shopkeeper Liu." It is already dusk, and it will be the second half of the night to arrive in Quanzhou at the earliest. How do you say this worm is fighting? ”

The Snow Pig Prince said magnanimously: "Okay, this shopkeeper will take another step back, tomorrow when the insect fights, there are no more than three things, and it must not be delayed any longer, but the shopkeeper has said first, Zhou Keguan must be the worm he caught, if it is collected from Quanzhou City." That doesn't count. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "That's nature. ”

Prince Snow Pig didn't know what to think. "Cooing" and laughing obscenely, like a toad. said: "This shopkeeper heard Fei Qing say that Zhou Keguan only caught a white-backed insect in Qingyuan Mountain that night, is Zhou Keguan going to use that white-backed insect to fight the shopkeeper's green robe and ugliness?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Shopkeeper Liu still has the face to mention this!" That night, I caught a fierce green-backed insect Leng Guan Yu, and cut you in a green robe as ugly as a bag to get something, but was trampled to death by your subordinates, and I didn't pursue it with you for the sake of the friendly face of the Tang and Han countries. ”

The Snow Pig Prince hurriedly said: "That is not the order of this shopkeeper, didn't this shopkeeper also back down again and again, first postponed for three days, and now postponed until tomorrow morning." ”

The four idiots said coldly on the side: "Don't be too happy, my master has caught a yellow-backed cricket last night, and it is better than your green-backed cricket." ”

When the Snow Pig Prince heard this, it was just a yellow-backed cricket, and he smiled and said, "That's good, that's good, tomorrow's decisive battle." "Retract your head.

There was nothing to say on the road, the next day arrived in Quanzhou on the fourth watch, Chen Kai led the generals of the army to greet at the city gate, the lanterns were high, the sergeants were mighty, and the princess of Qingle and his party were welcomed into the Qingyuan capital to live.

After Zhou Xuan finished bathing, the sky was already dark, so he went to the wing room to find the four idiots, but saw that the door was closed, knocked on the door, and the four idiots responded: "Master, wait a minute." Hearing the sound of splashing water, the four idiots were also taking a bath.

Zhou Xuan waited for a while, and the four idiots came to open the door, Zhou Xuan stared at her chest, knowing that it was wrapped in cloth again, and sooner or later she would have to be sick, and asked, "Fourth, how much is the wound healing?" Didn't tear the wound yesterday, right? ”

The four idiots said: "It's almost good-" Seeing Zhou Xuan's eyes roaming over her chest, she quickly diverted the topic and said, "Is the master preparing to send that yellow-backed cricket to fight?" I've fed it a secret elixir. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I'll take a look first." ”

Entering the room, the four idiots took out two black clay pots and lifted the lids, one was a yellow-backed cricket, now hunched over and legged, quite excited, and the other was the white-backed cricket caught in the snake ** in Qingyuan Mountain.

Zhou Xuan was stunned when he saw the white-backed cricket, what happened? It seems to have changed, it was originally gray and white, but now it has become pink and white, the color is much better, and the body shape is a little larger than two days ago, it seems that this white-backed cricket is not yet an adult, and it is still in the growth period.

The four idiots said: "Master, this white-backed cricket is indeed strange, I caught this yellow-backed cricket the night before yesterday, I want to try if this white-backed cricket can open its teeth, so I put this yellow-backed and white-two insects in the bucket basin and use the grass to provoke the fight, but the two crickets just don't open their teeth, how to tease it, I found another black-backed cricket to fight with this yellow-backed cricket, the yellow-backed cricket is very brave, only a close, the black-backed cricket is defeated——"

Zhou Xuan looked at the four idiots, and the four idiots also looked at Zhou Xuan, and both of them saw the same meaning in each other's eyes: "The white-backed cricket is very likely to be a rare fierce insect, this yellow-backed cricket is afraid to open its teeth because of fear, as for the white-backed cricket not opening its teeth, maybe it is disdainful, think about it, Laifu is looking for three idiots to duel, will the three idiots draw their swords?" I don't care about it. ”

The more the two of them thought about it, the more excited they became, and Zhou Xuan said: "Take the bucket basin and try again." ”

The four idiots moved out of the bucket basin, put two crickets, one yellow and one white, into the bucket basin, and Zhou Xuan each took a herb, Zhou Xuan teased the white-backed crickets, and the four idiots teased the yellow-backed insects.

With Zhou Xuan and the four idiots' insect teasing techniques, the fighting insects will flutter their wings and roar when they are grassy, but these two insects are weird, and they don't chirp no matter how they tease.

Zhou Xuan said: "It's weird, this is obviously a male insect, and it's not a three-tailed worm, why don't you call?" ”

The four idiots said: "This white-backed cricket will chirp, I heard it once, like a bull, and this yellow-backed cricket originally chirped like a golden stone, but once it was with the white-backed cricket, it didn't bark anymore, I don't know if it was scared?" ”

Zhou Xuan remembered that after catching this white-backed cricket that night, where he passed, the autumn insects were silent, he thought it was a coincidence, but now it seems that it is really possible to feel the deterrence of the white-backed cricket and dare not make a sound.

Finally, the yellow-backed cricket that the four idiots teased finally spoke out angrily, after all, it was an excited little honey pill, and it was bolder, and it flapped its wings and roared.

The chirping did not stop, and suddenly I heard the sound of "urn", and the white-backed cricket also chirped, and the sound shook the basin "buzzing".

Zhou Xuan on the side was also taken aback, he had never heard such a loud insect chirping!

Look at the yellow-backed cricket again, its legs trembled slightly, its wings tightened, and it couldn't shrink into a ball, obviously frightened.

Zhou Xuan and the four idiots glanced at each other, both surprised and delighted.

Zhou Xuan said: "Try the worm again, see if you can open your teeth?" ”

But no matter how the four idiots use the herb, the yellow-backed cricket can't muster any fighting spirit, and taking medicine won't work.

Zhou Xuan said: "This worm is cowardly, and when the husband dies, he will die and his ears will die, and he doesn't even dare to open his teeth, it's too shameful!" Think about how brave my young general Zhang Bao was last year, who was bitten off two legs by Xu Huang, the green-backed insect of Hedong, the fourth child, and fought to the death without retreating, alas, nostalgia! ”

The four idiots have seen a lot of duels between green-backed crickets, but thinking about it, the three-game insect battle with Zhou Xuan is the most exciting, she never thought that a yellow-backed cricket would be so fierce, although it is the secret medicine that has an effect, but the main reason is that the "junior Zhang Bao" itself is also extremely brave, and the yellow-backed cricket in front of her is one level higher than the lieutenant colonel-level "junior Zhang Bao", but the fighting spirit is far inferior.

The four idiots said: "There is no doubt that this white-backed cricket is a mutated fierce insect, maybe the level is very high, and it is stronger than the major general-level Hedong Xu Huang, this yellow-backed cricket does not dare to fight at all." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "Is there really such good luck? Is this white-backed cricket a lieutenant general, a general, or even a king of insects? ”

The four idiots said: "Master, let this white-backed cricket fight with the snow pig prince and the green robe of the prince, right?" The green robe is weak at the level of major generals, and looking at the situation of our white-backed crickets fighting with them, if they can win easily, then at least at the level of lieutenant generals. ”