Volume 3 Two Beijing Storm Twenty-nine, Han Xizai's Night Banquet
Jue was dragged out of the cabin by Zhou Xuan, and collapsed on the bow of the ship like a dead dog.
This is a remote place in Qinhuai for ten miles, and now it is the third watch, and it is raining lightly, and there are no other ships on the river, only the *** in the distance is still wet and bright in the drizzle.
"Master, am I going to do it or are you going to do it yourself?"
The four idiots said, while impatiently peeling off the red skirt on his body, wearing a women's shirt and skirt made him uncomfortable for a while.
Zhou Xuan shook the wrist knife in his hand and said, "Give it to me, this world is not ruthless, you can't kill someone and practice your guts - wow, it stinks!" β
But it turned out that Wei Jue saw the tragic death of his two subordinates, and he was so frightened that he was all out of his and urine.
The four idiots covered their noses and flashed to the side.
Wei Jue's teeth fought and said: "Zhou, Zhou Gongzi, you have a lot of adults, spare the villain for this time, my father will definitely have a heavy thanks, a ransom of 50,000 taels of silver, and ten beauties, how about it?" I just beg Zhou Gongzi to spare his life. β
Zhou Xuan said: "Fifty thousand taels of silver, ten beauties, not bad, but you have harmed me several times, and it is difficult for me to get out of my evil spirit, what should I do?" You let me beat me up first. β
"Good, good! Zhou Gongzi fought although. As soon as Wei Jue heard that there was a chance to live, he hurriedly agreed, but he was afraid that there had never been anyone as willing to be beaten as he had ever been.
Zhou Xuan slapped him twice in the face and scolded: "If it weren't for Lao Tzu's big life and his friends being righteous enough, three lives would have died in your hands, and your mother didn't understand the truth of admitting gambling and losing!" He kicked Wei Jue in the waist a few times, and stepped on the door in front of him again, the bridge of his nose "clicked", and his nose bleeded.
Zhou Xuan asked: "How are these few hits?" β
Wei Jue endured the pain and said, "Good fight." Well played! β
Zhou Xuan sneered: "Are you planning to endure it first, save your life, and then seek revenge on me in the future?" As he spoke, he raised the sharp knife in his hand.
Wei Jue knew that something was wrong, and while struggling, he shouted wildly: "Killed, help-"
The voice snapped off, and a sharp knife stuck in his heart.
Zhou Xuan took a few steps back. The heart is pounding. It's really very courageous.
The four idiots pulled the small copper pill from the plank of the boat. This is one of the murderous weapons of the female assassin of the Falcon Gate, which was ejected by the four idiots with their fingers and embedded in the hall in front of Wei Jue's eyebrows impartially.
Wei Jue was finally dead.
The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and there is no rain gear in the ship, so you can't hide from the rain in the cabin, the carriage that the Fenghua army came to meet doesn't know where it is, so you have to go ashore to find it.
Zhou Xuan picked up the four idiots, took off the cloak and said, "Fourth." Let the boat dock, we use this to shelter from the rain. β
Neither of them knew how to row, and it took a lot of effort to make the boat crash into the river bank, jump ashore, and the four idiots pushed the boat into the middle stream, letting the boat float downstream, and Zhou Xuan wrapped the red skirt that the four idiots took off on a stone and sank to the bottom of the river.
The two of them pulled their black cloaks side by side to protect themselves from the rain and ran along the riverbank. It was dark. Zhou Xuan couldn't see the road clearly at all, stumbling and running with the four idiots, holding the arms of the four idiots tightly with one hand.
In the distance, I saw a carriage slowly approaching. There are windproof lanterns hanging from the front of the car.
The four idiots said, "It's Laifu, sitting on the wheel and looking into the river." β
The two men went up to meet them, and without saying much, they sat in the carriage, and the carriage turned around and rushed back.
Laifu lowered his voice and asked, "Uncle, how is it?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "It's solved-hey, what about the third child?" β
Rifle said, "Mr. Three took the female assassin in a package and carried him away, and I didn't see him come back when I came. β
Zhou Xuan said "um", the female assassin surnamed must disappear completely, and she can't let anyone in the Falcon Gate show her traces, and the three idiots are very experienced in doing that, and he is reassuring.
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Fourth, this time Wei Bo is about to burst into a rage, but the Humen assassin he invited killed his son, and the people on the painting boat can see the ground. β
The four idiots said: "The Falcon Gate is attached to Liu Jixing of the Southern Han Kingdom, and Wei Bo can invite the Falcon Gate killer, I am afraid that it has a lot to do with the Southern Han Kingdom." β
Zhou Xuan asked, "Are you saying that Wei Bo may betray the Tang Kingdom?" β
The four idiots said: "I don't care about these lands, the master will do it himself." β
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Clever work and worry, I'm really worried, I can't be at peace when I play chess, fourth, I will go back to Yantang Mountain with you in the future, play chess, fight insects, and be a mountain hermit." β
The four idiots glanced at Zhou Xuan and said, "Can the master stand that coldness?" You can't find it in the five happy mountains, the owner is a lively person, competing for victory and gambling, loving beauty and silver, is there such a hermit? β
Zhou Xuan laughed, patted the shoulder of the four idiots and said, "Fourth, you are really my confidant, the mountains and rivers are looking for a soulmate, come on, come on, hug me." β
The four idiots pushed Zhou Xuan: "Go and hug your Nian Nu and Xiao Feng." β
The carriage came to the "Meixiang Building" in the rain, the three idiots had come back, heard the movement downstairs, pushed the window to see, and then hung a rope, hung Zhou Xuan up, and the four idiots and Laifujing returned to Mochou Lake.
Without waiting for Zhou Xuan to ask, the three idiots said: "Master, everything is going well, the female assassin has disappeared, and the master's side is also going well, right?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Smooth, you can play chess with peace of mind in the future, King Jing can't come back for a while, we can be quiet for a while." β
Zhou Xuan went to knock on the door of Niannu, Niannu never slept, heard the sound and quickly opened the door to welcome Zhou Xuan in, and saw that Zhou Xuan's clothes and shoes were wet, so he came to untie Zhou Xuan's clothes and went to bed.
Zhou Xuan took off his stripes and got into the quilt, the quilt was fragrant and warm, and it was comfortable to get into such a fragrant and warm quilt from the cold rainy night, not to mention that there was a smooth, bumpy * nestled into his arms immediately, and the warm and soft palms were everywhere on his frozen body**.
Zhou Xuan stroked Nian Nu's cheek and chuckled, "Thanks to you tonight, how can I repay this life-saving grace?" β
Nian Nu hurriedly said: "Childe is in danger here, and if you don't blame Nian Nu, you are already very grateful - Childe, are you still willing to redeem Nian Nu?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "No redemption." β
Nian Nu's body stiffened, his eyes looked at Zhou Xuan fixedly, and his white teeth bit his red lips.
Zhou Xuan smiled: "Don't worry. Listen to me, something like this happened in Meixianglou, you can't continue to stay here, but for some reason, I can't redeem you openly, I will get up tomorrow morning to find your false mother, say that I want to redeem you, and then go back to prepare silver. What about you. So he secretly packed up his clothes and made them soft. From the room where the female assassin lived
Go, someone will pick you up, and then get in the car and go straight to my residence, so that you and that Sister Ning Ning secretly escaped, understand? β
Niannu knew that tonight's events were quite weird, although there were many things she didn't understand, but she also knew that it was not the place she should ask. Nodding his head and saying: "Niannu is at the mercy of Childe's arrangement, as long as you can be by Childe's side - Childe, your feet are still very cold, Niannu will warm your feet." He went down, got to the end of the quilt, held Zhou Xuan's feet in his arms, and rubbed his breasts.
Zhou Xuan had never enjoyed such a glamorous blessing, and his blood suddenly surged. Shrink your legs and bend your body. also got to the end of the quilt and said with a smile: "There is a better way to warm up, both of them will be hot." Comeβ"
After a while, the embroidered couch shook up, and the voice of the slave was endless, and he called: "Seven Forks Son".
After a warm-up exercise, not only the hands and feet are hot, but also sweaty, which really works.
Early the next morning, Zhou Xuan got up yawning, and went to the female assassin's room to see that the three idiots were meditating and practicing there.
The fake mother knew that Zhou Xuan was rich, and the lion opened his mouth and asked for two thousand taels of silver.
Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Don't be too greedy, don't annoy my son, a price, one thousand taels, and my son will go back to get the silver immediately." β
The fake mother also saw Zhou Xuan beating someone downstairs yesterday, knowing that this person was arrogant, she didn't dare to insist on asking for two thousand taels, one thousand taels was already a lot of money, and said with a smile on her face: "Okay, Zhou Gongzi is a great nobleman, one thousand taels is one thousand taels, it's rare to find a favorite person, and I, as a mother, will also fulfill her." β
Zhou Xuan was too lazy to talk to her, so he walked away, and after half an hour, he took his family to Laifu and went back to the "Meixiang Building", put a thousand taels of silver in front of Niannu's false mother, and said: "Tell Niannu to come out and go with this son." β
The false mother hurriedly asked the maid to summon the slave, and the maid went and returned, saying that the maid was not in the room and could not be found anywhere.
The fake mother asked Zhou Xuan'an to sit, and she went to find it herself, and this time she found it, not only was Nian Nu gone, but even the new Ning Ning was gone, and now a rope hung down from the back window of Ning Ning's room, and the two girls must have escaped from here.
The fake mother cried and shouted to the heavens and the earth, scolded Ning Ning bitterly, and scolded Nian Nu for having no conscience, and asked people to hurry up along the Qinhuai River to find it.
Zhou Xuan said: "What, the person ran away, and begged me to help her redeem herself last night, how could she run away?" Is it that you refused to sell it, and deliberately hid it, I asked someone to smash your 'Meixiang Building'. β
The fake mother snorted and said with tears: "Zhou Gongzi, the little slut of Nian Nu really ran away with someone, it was the slut named Ning Ning who abducted her, the slut is of unknown origin, and blames the old woman for being greedy for cheapness and took her in, but I didn't expect her to be a female abductor!" β
Zhou Xuan brushed his sleeves away hatefully, and the family Ding Laifu took back the silver bag one by one with a thousand taels of silver, and secretly praised his aunt in his heart for his good plan, he didn't need to spend a tael of silver, and he was a prostitute for nothing.
As soon as Zhou Xuan returned to Mochou Lake, the envoy sent by the palace to invite him into the palace to paint a portrait of the queen arrived.
Zhou Xuan hurriedly bathed, changed his robe and followed the palace envoy into the palace.
Outside the Lin De Palace, Zhou Xuan saw the female official Feng Ajian in the palace and hurriedly saluted.
Eunuch Feng looked at Zhou Xuan lightly, and said politely: "Gongzi Zhou is now a royal relative, and his status is not the same as that of Jiangzhou, so there is no need to be polite to me as a little eunuch." β
Zhou Xuan said sincerely: "Why did Feng Ajian say this, is Zhou Xuan a villain?" Feng Ah Jian is kind to me, Zhou Xuan has always remembered it, he has long wanted to visit, he was too busy when he first entered Beijing, and he asked Feng Ah Jian to forgive me for the rudeness. β
Feng Ajian laughed and asked, "Has Mrs. Zun come to Jinling?" β
Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "I learned that Aunt Feng is pregnant, and she will stay in Jiangzhou to raise her body, and I will take her into Beijing in May and June." β
Feng Ah Jian said happily: "Pregnant? Congratulations to Zhou Gongzi, please tell me as soon as the needle enters Beijing, and I will visit her. β
Zhou Xuan said: "How dare you, you must bring a needle to visit Feng Ajian then." β
Feng Ajian and Zhou Xuan went to the "Calyx Xianghui Building" to meet the queen's mother, and saw a white-bearded old man standing there under the Danxia, I don't know who it is?
Xiao Zhou's harem clothes were dressed up, dignified and beautiful, and when Zhou Xuan finished the ceremony, he said with a smile: "Xuan nephew, this is Gu Hongzhong, who is waiting for the palace painting academy, the painting is famous, have you ever heard of Xuan nephew?" β
Zhou Xuan knew that this Gu Hongzhong, known as one of China's top ten famous paintings, "Han Xizai's Night Banquet", was like thunder, and bowed down and said: "Back to my aunt, my nephew has long heard of Gu Zhizhao's name, and a "Han Xizai Night Banquet" is a masterpiece of the painting style of the first generation, and my nephew admires it very much. β
Gu Hongzhong is over eighty years old, and his body is still very healthy, and when he heard the queen's nephew praise him so much, he was very grateful, and he suddenly had a good impression, and said: "Zhou Gongzi has won the award, and he is ashamed to be ashamed." β
Xiao Zhouhou said strangely: ""Han Xizai's Night Banquet Map" has been hidden in Nanxun Palace, where can I see Xuan's nephew?" β
Zhou Xuan's vest was sweating, and he said: "My nephew has not seen the original painting of this painting, but he has only seen a facsimile." β
Gu Hong said on behalf of Zhou Xuan: "Niangniang, when Empress Zhaohui returned to heaven, His Majesty invited all countries to gather in Jinling to paint a picture of Empress Zhaohui's music. β
Xiao Zhouhou nodded and said, "I see, come on, go to Nanxun Hall to get the "Night Banquet Map". β
After a while, the painting scroll was obtained, and the two palace ladies unfolded the three-meter-long scroll, Zhou Xuan was full of praise while watching, this copy of the painting has become a priceless treasure to future generations, but he can see the real handiwork, so lucky!
Gu Hongzhong, a generation of painters, listened to Zhou Xuan's admiration on the side and smiled humbly.
Xiao Zhouhou smiled and said: "Although Xuan's nephew's painting skills are not as sleek and old as Gu Zhao, he also has a unique style, and he is especially skilled in depicting the body. β
Zhou Xuan's vest was sweating again, and he asked him to compare painting with Gu Hongzhong, which was more than playing with a big axe in front of Lu Ban's door, but since Xiao Zhouhou said so, how could he shirk it, and immediately bowed down and said: "Don't dare to be higher, ask Master Gu for advice and learning." β