Volume 3 Two Beijing Fengyun Twenty-eight and four obsessed women
After capturing the female assassin of the Falcon Gate, Zhou Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, let Laifu and Nian slave and not let others in, and then approached and kicked the female assassin on the ground with his toes.
Zhou Xuan hurriedly raised his head, the three idiots had already made the first move, grabbed the copper pill in his hand, plugged the female assassin's mouth with a ball of cloth, and signaled Zhou Xuan to retreat, this female assassin of the Falcon Gate can kill people in every part of his body, it is too dangerous.
The four idiots said: "Master, confronting the people of the Falcon Gate, either be killed by her, or kill her, there is nothing to ask, I have found out what I should know, push open this back window, it is the Qinhuai River, a small boat with a string of small lanterns has been moored under this window since noon, the boatman is Wei Jue's person, this woman caught you, you can jump off the boat by opening the window, and go down the river until Taoye Ferry, Wei Jue's manor is at Taoye Ferry." β
is worthy of being the world-famous five idiot rangers, Zhou Xuan praised: "Fourth, there is really you!" But I still have to wronged you, you peel off this woman's dress, you put it on, pretend to be this woman, and then grab me and jump off the boat to see Wei Jue, if you don't do it, Wei Jue will die tonight. β
The four idiots refused: "How can you call me to pretend, call me the third brother to pretend." β
Zhou Xuan looked the four idiots up and down, and said with a smile: "You dress appropriately, the third child can't do it, he has big hands and big feet like a woman, hurry up, don't grind, it's fun for a man to dress up as a woman." β
The third idiot also said: "Fourth brother, let's make it difficult, for the sake of the master, we can concentrate on playing chess." β
The four idiots were helpless, and angrily went to peel the female assassin's dress. After all, she is a martial arts practitioner, and the female assassin is also dressed quite thinly on a cold night in early spring, just a jacket and a single skirt, and she is half-naked after being stripped off by the four idiots, and her figure is not bad, her two thighs are strong and well-proportioned, and she is * upright under the bandeau breast.
Killing such a half-naked beauty is a bit too embarrassing Zhou Xuan. said: "The third child." Can you take this woman? If you can get it, you will be your wife. What do you think? β
The three idiots shook their heads: "The Falcon people won't give in, don't torture her, just let her go on the road quickly, I will deal with it without leaving any clues." β
At this time, the four idiots had already changed into red clothes and scarlet skirts, and stood there in a daze, looking uncomfortable.
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Fourth, let Nian Nu comb your new bun, the fourth is also beautiful." Drawing eyebrows and lips is a beautiful woman. β
"No way!" The four idiots jumped up as if they had been stung by a scorpion: "I will never paint my eyebrows and lips, otherwise I won't pretend!" β
Zhou Xuan asked: "Then how can you do this, it's not like it." β
The four idiots had obviously been rummaging in the room for a while, and Xun took out a dark green cloak from the closet and draped it, tied the strap to his chin, and said, "That's it, anyway, I can't see clearly in the dark light." β
Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "It's okay." Wait a minute, talk and pretend to be a little more delicate. The fourth child's voice is not rough, and it is easier to pretend. β
The four idiots snorted, very dissatisfied with the task given to him by Zhou Xuan.
Zhou Xuan went out and said to Niannu: "Miss Niannu." I'm going to deal with this female assassin, you help me cover it up, and I'll pretend I've slept with you*, and I'll be back in the middle of the night. β
Nian Nu hurriedly agreed, opened the little maid, and pretended that Zhou Xuan had already gone to bed.
Back in the female thorn room, Zhou Xuan said: "Fourth, let's go, you grab me and jump into the boat, talk less, and pretend to be cool." β
The four idiots agreed, grabbed Zhou Xuan's waist, lifted him up in the air and clamped him under the right flank, and pushed open the back window of the river with his left hand.
Zhou Xuan was bigger than the four idiots, but he was easily held by the four idiots with one arm, and said, "Fourth, lightly-", turned his head to the three idiots and said, "The third one, this woman will be handed over to you to dispose of." β
The third idiot responded: "Don't worry, master, she will disappear when you come back." β
The cold wind poured in from the window, and the four idiots turned around and said, "Third brother, give me that copper bean." β
The four idiots took the copper bean, aimed at the small Wupeng boat moored downstairs, and popped up, hitting the board of the boat, and a boatman immediately drilled out of the cabin, looking up at the window.
The four idiots gestured to the boatman, stepped on the windowsill with Zhou Xuan in his hands, and jumped, the dark green cloak puffed up like a black sail, revealing the red skirt in the cloak, just like the female assassin.
Zhou Xuan was sandwiched by him, feeling that the chest of the four idiots was very thick, and said in his heart: "This Lianjiazi's chest muscles are up, don't look at the fourth child's face is not fleshy, there are quite a lot of muscles on his body, and this arm is as hard as iron." β
From the window of "Mei Xianglou" to the ship, it was two zhang away and two zhang high, and the four idiots stood at the bow of the boat with Zhou Xuan lightly jumping, as light as a civet cat, and the bow was heavy and sank slightly.
The boatman asked in a low voice, "Miss, have you succeeded?" β
The four idiots said "um" and said vaguely: "Start the boat." "Bow down into the cabin and put Zhou Xuan on the deck.
Zhou Xuan groaned weakly: "Ouch, I'm going to die, and I'm going to die of pain!" Just, it was a pleasure to cut my throat with a knife. β
This boatman is Wei Jue's subordinate surnamed Shi Yuhou, who has always been contacted by him and Miss, at this time he couldn't suppress his excitement, while untying the cable and rowing the boat, he complimented: "Miss is out of the horse, sure enough, it is a hand to catch, this time to help my son-in-law remove this thorn in the eye, my son-in-law will be grateful." β
The four idiots snorted coldly, as if they were very cold and arrogant.
Zhou Xuan asked as if in pain: "Who asked you to kill me, who is it?" Who is so bold? β
Shi Yuhou didn't hide it, and said: "The surname is Zhou, no one can complain about this, blame yourself for being too rampant, dare to rob Wei Gongzi's land woman in Hongzhou, and cause my son-in-law to lose face, and the day before yesterday, you met on the Qinhuai River and humiliated my son-in-law so much, how can I vent the hatred in my son-in-law's heart if you don't kill you!" β
Zhou Xuan said hurriedly: "I am a relative of the emperor, aren't you afraid of killing me?" β
Shi Yuhou gasped, and then said with a cruel smile: "Who will know that you died at the hands of my son-in-law, you can rest assured, I will not leave you with a whole corpse, peel the skin and flesh, crush the bones and scatter ashes, and the son of Zhou Qicha will disappear from this world from now on." β
Zhou Xuan coughed and said, "Thief, so vicious!" Help, helpβ"
In the sound of the water and the oars. Zhou Xuan's faint voice couldn't reach the cabin
Shi Yuhou smiled "hehe", and rowed his boat with confidence, this boat is small, the tail is only one zhang five, can take five or six people, the sculls row, the boat is very fast, straight downstream. In the blink of an eye, it is a distance of tens of zhang. The *** of "Meixiang Building" is gradually moving away.
Zhou Xuan was still shouting for help. The breath is getting weaker.
Shi Yuhou said with a smile: "Don't shout anymore, stay a little more and live a little longer, you always have to see my son-in-law before dying, my son-in-law said, catch the living Zhou Xuan is more rewarding than dead Zhou Xuan." β
Zhou Xuan said: "Don't think about it, I'll die now, don't think about getting double the reward." He said. The chest panted sharply like a bellows, as if it was about to die in the next moment.
The four idiots forcibly held back their luck and didn't laugh, and they held it so hard that the boat shook.
Shi Yuhou hurriedly asked: "Miss, this surnamed Zhou won't die like this, right?" β
The four idiots evened out their breath and said, "The spine is broken, and if you move, you will die." β
Shi Yuhou said: "Then don't move, wait and ask Gongzi to come to the boat to see this surnamed Zhou." Torture. Just let the prince be angry, and he must not die now. β
So, this Shi Yu waited to row the boat as smoothly as possible. Don't let the boat toss, lest Zhou Xuan die, then his bounty will be halved.
The Lantern Festival is nearing the end, the Qinhuai River is not as lively as a few days ago, the boat sails through two stone arch bridges, the front is the peach leaf crossing, and I see a bright boat across the river from a distance, and there are no other boats around.
Shi Yuhou recognized that this was Wei Gongzi's painting boat, and while stepping up his rowing, he was eager to take credit and raised his voice: "Gongzi Ye - Gongzi Ye -"
Several figures immediately appeared on the bow of the painting boat, and Wei Juedi asked in a voice, "Shi Yuhou, how are things going?" β
Shi Yu waited: "It's done, the person is in the cabin." β
Wei Jue was ecstatic, and his voice trembled: "Haha, great, I'm finally going to get out of my evil spirits, hurry up and catch me on the big ship." β
At this time, it was close, Shi Yuhou lowered his voice and said: "Childe, that person is seriously injured, he can't move, he will die if he moves, Childe come to the boat." As he spoke, he slowly leaned against the side of the boat with the boat.
Wei Jue shouted impatiently: "Hang me down, hang me down!" β
A military attache beside him said, "Childe, my subordinates will take you down." With that, he held Wei Juedi's left elbow with one hand and jumped from the side of the painting boat to the boat.
As soon as the draft of the boat sank, Shi Yuhou hurriedly stabilized and said, "Don't shake, the surname Zhou only has half a breath left, Gongzi, please come into the cabin and see." β
The four idiots came out of the cabin wearing a cloak, standing coldly on the side, the night wind blew the cloak, and the red skirt was slightly exposed, which was quite a bit cold and glamorous.
Wei Jue arched his hand and said: "This is the young lady, thank you for your help, my father will personally thank your master." β
The four idiots turned their heads and didn't answer.
Zhou Xuantian groaned in the cabin: "Wei Jue, you don't, don't dare to kill me, I am, the queen's nephew, I-", without saying a word, he just gasped sharply.
When Wei Jue heard Zhou Xuan's voice, his heart was extremely happy, and he said with a smile: "Yes, yes, you are a relative of the emperor, and Wei feels that it is right to bow down to you." Reaching out and taking off the small string of lanterns on the bow of the boat, he bent down and entered the cabin, ready to torture Zhou Xuan.
The four idiots wrapped their hands in the cloak, and when the small lantern entered the cabin and the bow of the ship was dark, they suddenly made a move, grabbed Shi Houyu and another military attache respectively, and squeezed into the cabin together.
Wei Jue didn't notice it at all, he only had Zhou Xuan in his eyes, hung the lantern on the side of the cabin, and said with a strange smile: "Emperor Zhou's nephew, Wei Jue has offended a lot in the past, and I invited you here today to accompany you, hehe-" With a sneer, he lifted one foot and wanted to stomp down on Zhou Xuan's calf bone.
Zhou Xuan suddenly moved his legs, Wei Jue stomped on the bottom of the boat with a fierce kick, and he really put down his strength, the whole boat was trembling, shaking Wei Jue's legs numb, his head was dizzy, and before he could come back to his senses, Zhou Xuan had already sat up, reached out and grabbed his front placket, pulled him down, and a sharp knife to untie his wrist shook in front of his eyes-
"Do you recognize what this is?" Zhou Xuan asked.
Wei Jue was so frightened that his soul flew away, and he replied in a trembling voice: "This is a knife." β
Zhou Xuan said: "Very good, I still recognize this as a knife-" The voice was sharp: "Listen, you will say whatever I tell you to say, otherwise, I will stab you to death." Move the tip of the knife closer to Wei Jue's protruding large Adam's apple.
Wei Jue raised his neck like a chicken that only stretched out his neck and slaughtered, and begged: "Master Zhou, spare your life-"
Zhou Xuan gently strangled the knife on his neck, and blood suddenly came out, Wei Jue didn't dare to make a sound, his eyes rolled wildly, expecting two of his subordinates to save him, but he saw that both of them fell beside him, and it was the "young lady" who was standing.
"Miss" lifted the cloak, but it was a man wearing a soft hat, Wei Jue recognized that this person had followed Zhou Xuan to Hongzhou.
Wei Jue's heart was cold: "It's over, I've fallen for Zhou Xuandi's poisonous plan!" β
The four idiots in red dresses flipped their hands, and a shining short knife appeared, which stabbed into the back of the military attachΓ©'s heart with a "poof", hitting the heart, and the military attache died instantly.
The four idiots said in a low voice: "Shi Yuhou, row your boat, row back to the original way, row well, spare you from dying." As he spoke, he kicked Shi Yuhou in the waist.
Shi Yuhou saw that his colleague was killed, and he was so frightened that his soul flew out of the sky, and he said: "I'll row, I'll row, I'll row." Feeling that his hands and feet could be moved, he quickly struggled to get up, his legs trembled, walked to the bow of the boat, and rowed the boat away from the boat.
The people on the painting boat shouted, "Shi Yuhou, where are you going?" β
The four idiots shouted: "Childe's order, who dares to ask more!" β
Wei Jue's voice came from the cabin: "Don't be verbose, row quickly!" β
The people on the painting boat suddenly lost their voices, thinking that Wei Jue was going to find a secluded place to torture Zhou Xuan.
Shi Yuhou was in a cold sweat, his hands and feet trembled and he rowed, he couldn't bear the huge fear in his heart, and suddenly his knees weakened, and he knelt down and shouted: "Rao-"
The four idiots shot like lightning, the blade slashed through Shi Yuhou's neck, and with a "thud", Shi Yuhou fell to the bow of the boat, his throat "ho ho", and blood gushed out.