Chapter 5 made Lao Tzu want to be a devil
Li Liang used the method of, and finally left a group of fans behind. Seeing that it was getting dark, Li Liang hurriedly slipped into the woods.
After looking east and west for more than ten minutes, he finally found what he wanted, and after carefully identifying it, there was nothing wrong with it. Then he pulled out a large handful and put it in the pocket of his clothes.
Then I continued to wander around the woods, and when I found something that worked, I collected it. By the time he stepped out of the woods, it was completely dark.
He crept to the battlefield and found a devil who was about the same size as him, and who had been shocked to death by an explosives bag. Secretly stripped his clothes and put them on his body, it seems that his eyes are good, and he fits well.
I felt in my pocket to find the documents, hey, there were three oceans. This guy still brings money to war? Well, you won't need it anyway, then Lao Tzu will use it for you.
After continuing to look for a while, he finally found the document he wanted, and took it out and looked at it.
"My style Bendan? I'm stupid, you ......"
Li Liang hurriedly threw it away, and found another one to pick up and take a look.
"Wude Chaoda, my oversized? Well, this is good, is this name worthy of our identity? ”
Li Liang picked up a handful of 38 big covers and began to touch the devil's temporary station.
"Stop, pass."
A devil's words stopped Li Liang.
Li Liang pretended to be very angry in Japanese and said, "Big brother, I just escaped death, and you want to kill me again, don't you?" I don't know! Here you go! Shot me in the head. ”
"Oh! I see, then you really don't know the password. Tonight's mantra is Mount Fuji to the Yangtze River. Remember, don't let the other sentinels kill you. ”
It is common sense that people who are stunned by explosives bags often wake up and run back later.
Li Liang snorted coldly: "Hmph, tell me quickly, where is the station of the Seven Squadrons?" ”
"I'm sorry, but the number of your seven squadrons has been canceled, and now you will join our Yamada squadron together."
"Nani? Why? ”
Li Liang must ask this question clearly, otherwise there will be no way to mix here tonight.
"There are not a few of you seven squadron pairs who have returned, and even your seven squadron leaders have been shattered, so they have been merged into our Yamada squadron."
"And what about the casualties of the other squadron of drunkards? They're in the back, and things should be better off than ours, right? ”
"It's better, but it's not much better. The weapons of the eight roads are too powerful, I heard that they can make two explosive packets fly above their heads and explode at the same time, how can people hide? ”
"Okay!"
It seems that those explosives bags blew up these devils a little badly today! Li Liang was secretly happy in his heart.
"Then who should I report to now?"
"Now, go over there and register with our squadron leader! It's a good thing to be able to come back, and it will rise quickly. ”
Hehe!
This devil sentry is quite comforting, but Li Liang didn't appreciate it, so he sent him a hehe and left. If it weren't for the news, the ghost would like to talk to you!
Li Liang walked in the direction pointed by the devil sentry, but after turning a corner, he went to a lively place.
There are many devils here who barbecue here, some roast chicken, some roast duck, and even roast whole sheep.
Li Liang knew that before this group of devils came to fight them, they had come all the way to plague the people. It's not strange to have these things now, but it would be strange if they didn't!
"Damn, I actually robbed our people's things and came here to have a bonfire party, and I will clean you up when Lao Tzu is full."
Although these things belong to the people, they have now fallen into the hands of devils, so I should have no problem eating them now, right? Li Liang really doesn't have much oil and water in his stomach, so he has to make up for it.
Li Liang saw a devil who could smoke, walked up to him and sat down to touch him and said, "Brother, have a cigarette!" The fellows of our squadron are all dead, and my heart is in a panic. ”
Li Liang has to say that there are very few devils who smoke and don't bring cigarettes when they come out to fight.
"Yo, hero!"
The devil hurriedly took out his cigarette, handed the whole package to Li Liang and said, "It's all for you, brother, don't go, I'll invite you to eat roast whole sheep." Take a look and wait a few more minutes before you can eat. ”
, first a top hat, then a cigarette, and then please eat roast whole sheep? Don't be so enthusiastic, right?
Li Liang took out a cigarette, took a piece of firewood from the fire and lit it, pretended to choke for a while, and then smiled: "Brother is really a good person." Then I'll laugh at it! But there is no need to eat sheep, I am panicked now, I can't eat it! ”
Li Liang said as he got up and looked like he was leaving.
"Eh, eh, ......"
The devil hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Brother, don't go!" I know you're feeling uncomfortable, so if you have something in your heart, take it out and talk to your brothers, and it's good to talk about it! ”
gathered around and waited for the whole sheep to be roasted, and these devils also hurriedly echoed.
"Yes! Oh, yes! If you come out to fight and sooner or later encounter such a thing, brother, don't be sad, let's mourn and change! ”
"Yes, yes, don't worry, brother, we will all be your brothers from now on. If there is anything to say, as long as we can do it, it will definitely be done for you. Even if you can't do it, you have to find a way to do it for you. Let's stay and eat lamb together! ”
"Yes to ......"
What's the situation? Li Liang immediately felt that he was being targeted by something called conspiracy, these little devils would not unite to this extent, right? Are we going to spank like that?
These little devils are too enthusiastic, Li Liang can't slip away if he wants to, and now he still insists on slipping away? It is estimated that people will have to turn their faces. In this case, then Lao Tzu will stay and eat you for a meal, and see what you can do with Lao Tzu?
The most regrettable thing is that there is no camera, otherwise I would have recorded this scene and taken it back to estimate that I would be able to blow a year's worth of bulls.
Li Liang sat down and chatted with these devils without a word, anyway, Li Liang would not let down his vigilance until they showed their fox tails.
Finally, the roasted whole sheep was roasted, and a devil cut the fattest and most tender piece, inserted it with a small wooden stick, and handed it to Li Liang very enthusiastically and said, "Brother, eat!" Don't think too much about it, and slowly get used to it. ”
Li Liang was not polite, he took it and gnawed it, he was already hungry for nothing, where could he hold back at this time.
Another devil also brought Li Liang a bowl of hot chicken soup from a pot next to him. This is not over, and a devil next to him also took out a bottle of domestic sake made by devils.
Nima, this enjoyment, this treatment, makes Lao Tzu really want to be a devil. The main question is, what are you little devils trying to do? Give such a good treatment without any hints, which makes people very nervous.