"Hehe, brother, we brothers are going to battle tomorrow. Tell us about the mysterious weapons of the Eight Paths! I heard that once you encounter it, you can't even hide, isn't it true? ”

Nima, so you're asking this? Say it earlier! made Lao Tzu's little liver flutter and jump, and he was almost scared to death by you!

Since you scare Lao Tzu, then don't blame Lao Tzu for scaring you.

"Ouch, I said brothers, don't talk about this, that mysterious weapon of the Eight Roads! It's horrible. When I think about it now, I'm still scared and my heart trembles! Eh, what's your expression? Don't believe your brother's words? Then I won't say it, you won't believe it anyway. My heart is trembling as I speak! ”

The devils are so depressed! It's not easy to coax this uncle to tell us, can we save our lives! Who's showing disbelief on their faces? Looking for a beating or how to drop? Isn't that our lives?

The most important thing is that there are almost no people who can still chat here after the battlefield today, either lying on the battlefield or in the hospital.

"Don't get me wrong, brother! None of us don't believe you! Tell us about it! We all believe in you, and we all believe in you very much. ”

"You believe me? So what do you mean by that expression? Don't? It won't be ...... Baga, insult, you are a naked insult. When you hear me say that you are afraid, you will look down on me! You guys are so shameless. ”

Li Liang's words made the devils feel so worried, this guy won't go up there to sue us, right? The main thing is, when did we look down on you?

"Brother, you really misunderstood, we didn't!"

"Huh, no?"

Li Liang pretended to be very angry and pointed his finger at them, and his fingers were trembling with anger.

"You, you, you insult a hero who has come down from the battlefield with your eyes and expressions. You are so hateful, I won't say anything, I'll let you taste that too, and then I'll see if you're afraid? ”

Fortunately, he didn't say to sue us.

The devil who first gave Yan Li Liang smiled and said: "Brother, you really misunderstood, how can we insult a hero like you with our eyes and expressions?" As soon as you came, I said you were a hero, and I gave you a cigarette, right? That's enough to prove that I have a lot of respect for you. ”

"You admire me very much? Do you all admire me as much as he does? ”

Li Liang looked at them with a look of suspicion.

"Of course, of course, we are all very warm and respectful to you, aren't we?"

What an awkwardness in the hearts of the devils! Even respect is used.

"There is no basis for what you say, unless you can prove it."

"Prove, how can this thing be proved?"

"So be it! Generally, people I admire, give a little money and he spends me, I don't feel distressed. If you really admire me in your hearts, then it should be no problem to give me ten oceans, right?

Yes, exactly. If you are willing to prove it, I will tell him about the secret weapon of the Eight Paths, so that he can pick up a life tomorrow. If you don't want to prove it, you definitely despise me, then I'll go and sue him, tell the captain, I must let him rush to the front tomorrow, I will make you despise me. ”

The devils almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, this is a naked threat and blackmail! But they really didn't dare not give it, not to mention whether it was worth buying one piece of information for ten oceans. But if this guy goes to the captain and tells him, he will really die.

The captain may not agree to other punishments, but this punishment, they believe will be 100% enforced, unless there is no war tomorrow.

Li Liang added another sentence and said: "I'll send you a piece of news for free first, the secret weapon of the Eighth Road is activated, not to mention the vanguard, even if it is rushed in the middle, there is 100% no chance of survival." If I lie to you, you can sue me tomorrow when you come down from the battlefield. ”

Nima, now the devils are honest, one by one with a bitter face, digging in their pockets, and taking out ten oceans. I have to say that during the entire Anti-Japanese War, this year was the richest year for the devils.

Li Liang took the ten oceans of this devil who gave him cigarettes, because he laughed with him when he gave the money.

"I won't take your money, just wait to be the vanguard!"

The devils were taken aback and said, "Why? Then why did you accept Murata-kun again? ”

"It's simple, because he gives money with a smile on his face, which proves that he really admires me. And you are crying with sad faces, which proves that you have been forced. In that case, I will not force you. ”

Oh, my God! You're just going to come down and take it, right? The devils were simply played by Li Liang and wanted to cry without tears?

That Murata hurriedly helped to say good things and said, "Brother, for the sake of me really admiring your face, give them a chance!" ”

"Yes, yes, you just give us a chance! You can see how sincere our smiles are. ”

Li Liang looked at the smiling faces of these dozen devils that were more ugly than crying, and he really laughed in his heart, he found that playing devils was much cooler than fighting devils.

"Okay, I'll give Murata-kun this face, but the death penalty can be avoided and the living crime is inevitable, 20 taels per person, right?"

The smiles on the faces of more than a dozen devils suddenly froze again, why didn't this guy grab it?

Li Liang didn't seem to see their faces, he scratched his head and looked sideways at Murata and asked, "Murata-kun, do you think I'm going to be less?" They really despise me! Do you think I'm going to ask them for 50 taels or 100 taels? Or don't do it at all, just let them be the vanguard? ”

OMG! Those dozen devils almost didn't sweat.

Hurriedly said to Li Liang with a smile on his face: "Actually, I lost my temper just now when I thought of something sad, in fact, I really admire you, these 20 taels are filial to you, please heroes must laugh!" ”

"Yes, yes, that's it, in fact, you are my idol! You can use these 20 oceans, you don't need to be polite to me. ”

"Yes to ......"

The ocean in front of Li Liang suddenly became a small mountain. Murata also took out a small cloth bag, diligently packed them all up, handed them to Li Liang and said, "Brother, you put it away." Hurry up and tell us what the new weapon of the Eight Roads looks like? ”

The other dozen devils secretly gave this Murata a thumbs up.

"Okay!"

Now that the money has been earned and the little devils have had enough, it's time to serve them the right meal.

Li Liang sorted out the wording and said, "I said it in advance!" This is what you paid me to say, so I'll tell you the truth, don't sue me for disturbing the morale of the army! ”

"No, no, absolutely not." Is this really going to be said? The devils craned their necks and waited.