Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Dynasty XXVI



When Feng Ajian was worried about Zhou Xuan here, Zhou Xuan had already taken the four idiots and two Fenghua soldiers into the main cabin of the Shunji treasure ship to meet the Snow Pig Prince.

Eight armor statues holding short axes were generally guarding the gate, and when they saw Zhou Xuan and the four of them, they suddenly raised the axes in their hands and wanted to split, looking fierce and vicious.

Zhou Xuanxin said: "Damn, I still want to come to the horse!" ”

The four idiots on the side looked at Zhou Xuan's face, and waited for him to show it, but saw Zhou Xuan smiling without any sorrow, and praised: "The casino gatekeeper is also so powerful, not bad!" ”

The eight armor soldiers were stunned for a moment, and said in their hearts, How can I become a casino gatekeeper? We are the guards of the East Palace.

Nanhan Honglu Siqing was also a eunuch, and when he saw Zhou Xuan stop, he said, "Zhou Jungong, please." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Don't call me the county prince, I came to gamble at the invitation of Prince Liu, this is the casino, I am the gambler, call me Zhou Da guest officer." ”

"Uh----" Honglu Siqing also choked for a moment, and thought: "Big guest officer? How awkward does it sound! ”

I only heard Zhou Xuan say next: "Your prince of the East Palace is now the casino shopkeeper, I am a big guest officer, let your boss come to pick me up in person, go quickly, and tell your prince the truth." ”

Zhou Xuan said this not to provoke Liu Shousu, but to do what he liked, Liu Shousu's father Emperor Liu Jixing of the Southern Han Dynasty has a pair of skillful hands, good at using pearls to make all kinds of exquisite utensils, and love carving, jade carving, wood carving, coconut shell carving, everything is proficient, even if the famous carving craftsman saw Liu Jixing's carving, are sighing rarity, Liu Jixing put his carving works outside the palace gate for sale, which minister bid high to sell to whom, at first there were many ministers to please Liu Jixing, you fight for me. Buy it at a high price. But Liu Jixing is too diligent, and exquisite carvings are produced every day, sometimes several pieces a day. The ministers couldn't buy it, so they weren't so enthusiastic, Liu Jixing saw it, he didn't sell it, he was furious, and he was going to kill someone, and his punishment was quite cruel. There are burning, peeling, boiling, picking, knife mountain, sword tree, and so on. There are also tigers and leopards in the back garden, and the subjects are disposed of at will. Tyrannical anomalous. So. Liu Jixing's carving and carving works are extremely popular and in short supply. And it doesn't work if the price is low, Liu Jixing also wants to kill.

And the one who set up a stall for Liu Jixing to collect money was his son Liu Shousu and Liu Da shopkeeper.

Na Honglu Siqing was still hesitating, and Zhou Xuan shouted: "Go and report it to the truth, otherwise you will not escape torture if you mistake Prince Liu's affairs." ”

Honglu Siqing hurriedly entered, and after a while, with the slightly shrill laughter of the Snow Pig Prince, a big fat man wrapped in green satin came out, and the eight armorers quickly put away their axes and took a step back in unison.

This snow pig prince loves green, the robe is green, the shoes are green, the hat is green, naturally it is green, this green reflects his white and fat round face is also a little green, smiling, arched his hand: "Haha, Zhou Da guest officer, Zhou Da guest officer to patronize the contemptible casino, it is an honor." ”

Okay, it's very fat and the shopkeeper looks like it's on the road! Zhou Xuan also smiled and said: "Ah, shopkeeper Liu, I have heard for a long time that the sea casino of the shopkeeper Liu has a variety of gambling methods, and I have come to learn it." "His eyes were staring at the head of the Snow Pig Prince, and when he saw the green hat, he remembered Princess Qingle.

Zhou Marriage Envoy is really a wonderful person, the Snow Pig Prince smiled, and the sleeves of his robe were displayed: "Zhou Da guest officer, please." Look at 16KCN all the way" collapsed half of his shoulders, like a slave, and politely invited Zhou Xuan in.

I saw a rectangular cabin twice as large as the golden hall of the Lingfei treasure ship, gilded and inlaid with jade, luxuriously arranged, no different from the palace, but there were eight wooden carved screens erected on both sides, and there was a small circular pool in the middle, which looked nondescript.

What surprised Zhou Xuan was that in this palace-like cabin, there was silk and bamboo, music was beautiful, and a team of red-sleeved dancers were dancing.

"Didn't Prince Snow Pig listen to Lu Qiong's fairy words, can't he have a woman on the ship? Why are there so many dancing girls who are not afraid of capsizing? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Shopkeeper Liu, as far as I know, too many women in the casino are not good, and it is not good for the dealer." ”

Liu Shousu's eyes widened and said: "Yes, this ---- shopkeeper of this palace doesn't know, but these are not women, haha." ”

Zhou Xuanqi said: "What do you mean?" ”

Liu Shousu's chubby palm slapped, the song and dance stopped, and beckoned a dancer to come over.

The dancing girl squirmed and squeezed, and said in a shrill voice, "What does Your Highness command?" With a "snap", the dancing girl slapped Liu Shousu in the face, and Liu Shousu said angrily: "Who asked you to call this palace His Royal Highness, you want to call Liu Da Shopkeeper, damn it, as soon as you open your mouth, you will spoil the interest of this shopkeeper." He said to the waiter beside him: "Spread the decree, the big gambler Zhou Da guest officer is here, and the people on the boat all call the palace the big treasurer, and those who dare to call it wrong will be thrown into the sea to feed the fish." ”

The dancer who had been slapped knelt on the ground and snorted her head repeatedly, begging the big shopkeeper to spare her life.

Zhou Xuan said: "Harmony makes money, and Shopkeeper Liu can't be too harsh on his subordinates." ”

The Snow Pig Prince nodded and said, "What the guest officer Zhou said is reasonable---- and yelled at the dancing girl: "Get up, take off your skirt, and let the guest officer Zhou take a look." ”

The dancer quickly got up and untied her skirt in a panic.

Zhou Xuan frowned and said, "What does Shopkeeper Liu mean by this, do you want to defeat my gambling luck?" ”

Prince Snow Pig waved his hand and said: "I, a casino boy, have no deception, how can I deliberately lose people's gambling luck, Zhou Da's guest officer just watched it." ”

Zhou Xuanfang couldn't see clearly from a distance, under the red light of the lantern, the palace buns were towering, the red sleeves were fluttering, the dancing girls in the Southern Han Dynasty court should not look bad, but now when I look closely, this dancing girl has towering cheekbones and a very big mouth, although she is greased and powdered, but it looks so weird, her chest is really towering, and she is busy untying the skirt at this time, but she is not skilled, the original clove knot was torn into a dead knot, and the skirt couldn't be taken off at once.

"Idiot, idiot!" Liu Shousu was short-tempered and scolded: "This shopkeeper counts three times, you can't take it off again, and you will immediately throw it into the sea----"

Before Liu Shousu could start counting, the dancing girl was in a hurry, grabbed one collar with both hands and pulled it down, and with a crack, half of the palace skirt was torn off. Two more "clicks". Roll down the two bowl-shaped coconut shells, and then look at the dancing girl's bare upper body, skinny. Flat pectoral muscles----

The Snow Pig Prince shouted, "Take it off again."

Zhou Xuan hurriedly said: "No need, no need, I understand." "It turns out that this dancing girl is dressed as a little eunuch, and the coconut shell is filled with breast milk, Liu Shousu really likes men, no. It's someone who likes neither men nor women.

Prince Snow Pig waved his hand to let the little eunuch in a tattered dress walk away. The rest of the red-dressed eunuchs who danced also retreated, and the Snow Pig Prince said, "Zhou Da guest officer." Gamble for a long night at this casino on the sea. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Where is the guest official surnamed Lin Di? ”

The Snow Pig Prince was stunned for a moment and understood. smiled: "Officer Lin lost the bet." Unable to repay the gambling debts, the shopkeeper has seized them. ”

Zhou Xuan asked: "What gambling debts does Officer Lin owe to your casino?" ”

The Snow Pig Prince snorted. An old eunuch on the side bowed down and said, "That guest officer owes this casino two ears, ten fingers, and ten toes, and another person has a whip." ”

"Ahh Zhou Xuan was shocked: "Even the human whip has been exported!" ---- you cut him off? ”

The Snow Pig Prince laughed and said: "The shopkeeper wanted him to repay his gambling debts immediately, but he lied and said that a guest official surnamed Zhou Mingxuan would help him repay his gambling debts, so the shopkeeper postponed his repayment of his debts and waited for the guest officer Zhou Da to come." ”

Zhou Xuan scolded: "I only have one whip, how can I pay off my debts for him---- shopkeeper Liu, please bring the guest officer surnamed Lin up, I want to see if he is unscathed?" ”

Prince Snow Pig asked: "Did the official of Zhou Da agree to repay the gambling debts for that guest officer?" ”

Zhou Xuan thought for a while and said: "Let's gamble first, I won, Lin Keguan's gambling debts will be written off, and I lose, then you can cut him off." ”

The Snow Pig Prince was about to nod, but suddenly shook his head and said, "No, isn't that the big guest officer that week won't win, and you won't have anything to lose if you lose." ”

Zhou Xuanxin said: "You pig's head is quite fine." He said, "How can there be no loss?" 1. Officer Lin is my friend, and if I lose, he will have to be cut off; Second, Lin Keguan was cut ** stick to me as a huge blow, seriously affecting my future gambling game, this is called sharp, moreover, I came to your casino for the first time, this first game is a little discounted, isn't it? ”

The Snow Pig Prince said: "Even if you are right, then do it, come and escort the guest officer who owes gambling debts up." ”

The Snow Pig Prince personally led the way, leading Zhou Xuan and the four idiots to the back of the woodcarved screen, but saw a row of attendants standing solemnly, eight long tables lined up in turn, and an old eunuch sitting on each long table was sitting in the capital, and the long table was empty, and there was no gambling equipment.

Zhou Xuan remained silent, waiting for the Zuojin Wuwei general Lin Halberd, and after a while, he saw two armored warriors escorting Lin Halberd up, and they were tied up with five flowers.

When Lin Ji saw Zhou Xuan, he was ashamed and afraid, and confessed: "County Prince, ---- of humble duties" stammered, not knowing what to say.

Zhou Xuan said: "Untie up." ”

The two armor soldiers looked at the Snow Pig Prince, and the Snow Pig Prince nodded, and they untied the halberd.

Lin Ji twisted his neck, rubbed his wrists, slowly walked to Zhou Xuan, and knelt down on his knees: "Thank you to the county prince for saving me, let the county prince punish the crime." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Get up, I don't know if I can save your life, it depends on me and Liu's shopkeeper gambling this game ---- Lin Ji, you really disappointed me, I was tied up without injuries!" ”

The Snow Pig Prince smiled: "Officer Lin lost the bet, and he lost the loss, so he naturally tied his hands." ”

"I feel that I have no strength to resist when my waist is numb----"

The halberd was so ashamed that he couldn't raise his head.

Lin Ji is the Jinwu general in front of the palace, and his natural martial arts are not low, it seems that there are masters on this ship, and the thirteen masters of the Falcon Gate know that there are two on this ship, and Zhou Xuan only has four idiots and two personal soldiers, and it is really weak to use force if necessary, but although this snow pig prince is violent, he seems to know how to gamble.

Zhou Xuan clapped his hands: "Shopkeeper Liu, then start gambling, where is the gambling equipment?" ”

The Snow Pig Prince said: "Let's roll the dice in this first game." ”

An attendant took out a teak sic bo, poured it on the long table, and rolled out six fishbone dice the size of a square inch, this dice is really big enough, the bigger the dice, the easier it is to control.

Zhou Xuan had already discussed with the four idiots on the wooden boat that came to the "Shunji Treasure Boat", and at this time he was confident and asked: "Shopkeeper Liu, what are the rules of your casino?" Is it bigger or smaller? Who is betting with me at your casino? ”

Prince Snow Pig said: "Of course it's bigger." The side with the highest number of points wins. The shopkeeper is very good at rolling dice, and the shopkeeper will gamble with you, casino rules. Zhou Da guest officer throws first, the shopkeeper throws later, if the points are the same, the shopkeeper wins, Zhou Da guest, is this rule fair? ”

Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "Fair, but I want to familiarize myself with the dice first." ”

Prince Snow Pig sat down on a high-backed chair and made a gesture of respect.

Zhou Xuan also sat down. Straighten your back. He took the teak sic bo, the so-called sic bo, from the hand of the waiter. It's a jar that puts the dice in it and shakes it. This prevents cheating. But for the masters, it is still possible to roll the sound and feel of the dice in the dice bo. Roll as many points as you want.

Zhou Xuan handed Sic Bo to the four idiots behind him: "Fourth, check the gambling equipment, don't suffer a loss." ”

The four idiots took it, shook it a few times, poured out the six dice one by one, looked at them carefully, weighed them, and nodded: "Master, it's a pure fishbone dice, and there is no problem with teak sic boes." ”

The Snow Pig Prince at the end of the long table said with a smile: "The guest officer of Zhou University is worthy of being the number one gambler in the Tang Kingdom, and he is cautious. Zhou Xuan said: "I'm going to try to throw three throws, I haven't played for a long time, practice my hands." As he spoke, he shook the teak sic boll in both hands, poured it out, and looked, the six dice added up to twenty-four points.

One more roll, eighteen.

Zhou Xuan muttered, "Look at this one again." But he threw twelve points, frowned, and said: "What's the matter, the more you throw, the smaller it gets, the hand is raw." ”

On one side, Lin Xuan's face is like earth, once Zhou Xuan loses, he will be immediately cut off and cut off, miserable!

Prince Snow Pig smiled and asked, "Guest Officer Zhou, how long will you have to practice?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "If you don't practice, throw it, whether Officer Lin can keep what he has on his body depends on the destiny of heaven, luck, and his own creation." With that, he picked up the sic bos and sifted vigorously.

For the dice rolling, Zhou Xuan is really not sure, he is good at intellectual games, and he is not very interested in this kind of luck and subtle gambling skills, but when it comes to luck, he seems to be not lacking, besides, the bet is Lin Ji's "whip" not his Zhou Jungong's "whip", whatever, play first, don't you still have the fourth child behind your back? In case of a miss, Zhou Xuan also has another way, and he will not let Lin Ji be a eunuch.

The palatial cabins were unusually quiet, the sound of the wind and rain outside was clear, and there was a faint sound of the waves of the sea, and the crisp, dense sound of the dice crashing against each other in the teak dice bo.

Zhou Xuan's hand went down, and the six fishbone dice scrambled to roll down from the sic bore to the long table, the first four were fixed on the surface of five o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock, and three o'clock, the fifth turned out six points, and the sixth one was about to face up a little vermilion, but suddenly turned over and became six points, so that the six dice totaled twenty-nine points, and the winning chance was quite large.

Zhou Xuan knew in his heart that only four of the six dice were thrown by him, and the four idiots were paying attention to the six dice and judging the two worst, and the four idiots only had the ability to change the points of these two, too many to control, and it was easy to be discovered by the Snow Pig Prince.

The Snow Pig Prince was slightly surprised, but he didn't care much, and said with a smile: "Zhou Da guest officer is really good, he actually threw two sixes and two fives, amazing, amazing!" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled, pushed the teak dice in front of the snow pig prince, and spread his hands: "Shopkeeper Liu, please ----"

The Snow Pig Prince sifted the Sic Bo so hard that the fat on his face shook as if it had been filled with water, and he tilted the Sic Bo down, and the six sieves rolled down and spun on the long table----

This kind of dice is made of grinding the bones of sea fish, which are relatively light and easy for the dice to rotate, but because the dice are relatively large, they will be fixed if they can't roll twice, and the time left for the four idiots to cheat is only between the snap of the fingers, and the requirements for eyesight and darkness are extremely high.

The four dice fell in turn, and it turned out to be six o'clock!

The fifth die, which was about to be set at six, tilted to the left and became two.

The key is on the last dice, as long as you roll more than three points, then Zhou Xuan will lose.

Strangely, the dice had been spinning for too long, one moment six o'clock up, the other two o'clock upward, tumbling endlessly.

At this time, because of the surging waves, the hull of the Shunji big ship leaned slightly to the right, and the four idiots skillfully grasped this opportunity, so that the dice were fixed at one point, and the dice were still unwilling, swaying from side to side, and wanted to turn over.

Zhou Xuan knew that there was something strange, and sneered: "What's the matter? Is there a dice that you can flip yourself? ”

As soon as these words came out, the dice suddenly did not move.