Chapter 32: Encountering Unladylike Men (I)
"......" Everyone looked at Li Muyun a little speechlessly, including Li Yuan, who thought that this thing was crazy.
I've never heard of a thief paying taxes to the government, oh no, there are also those who pay, but that one is not called paying taxes, but is called a family of officials and bandits.
"See what I'm doing? Don't you think you should be a thief with ideals? As the so-called 360 lines, the line is the champion, since we have become bandits and fallen grass, we must be the overlord of the bandits and be a different bandit. Li Muyun doesn't care what others think of him, he still looks like a crazy person.
"The overlord of the bandits? A different kind of bandit? What is that? ”
As Li Muyun's good brother, the third fat man naturally will not let the scene cool down, and plays the role of a teaser in a timely manner.
When everyone saw the heroism that Li Muyun just said, they couldn't help but prick up their ears.
Li Muyun looked around at everyone, cleared his throat, and whetted everyone's appetite, and then said slowly: "Naturally, he is still a bandit." ”
"I'm ......" Old Li Yuan was the first to hold back, shook his head and went to the back mountain to pick his room.
Although Chen Mu and the others didn't smack him, the little eyes of contempt could be seen as long as they were not stupid.
However, the crux of the matter is, with Li Muyun's face, will he care about these?
The answer is, of course, no, seeing that everyone left to go to the back mountain to pick their own room, Li Muyun smiled evilly and came to Sun Zhubo's side: "Old Sun ......."
"What are you doing?" Sun Zhu Bo was about to cry, he never knew that there would be a strange person like Li Muyun under his rule, if he didn't consider that the emperor was covering him and his identity had changed, this thing would be a special person.
"I heard that some people seem to be dissatisfied with the security of our village these days, so they went to the county to complain, is there such a thing?" Hooking the Lord's thin shoulder, Li Muyun asked lewdly.
"It seems that someone came to complain, but there was no paper, so I sent him away." An idle man named Yu San'er flashed in Master Sun's thin mind, and he chuckled in his heart, and said that the goods said that he was going to report that there were bandits in the village, and he wouldn't say that he was the shameless guy in front of him, right? If that's the case, then it's going to be a problem.
"If you go to sue again, I will send him to the mountain for me no matter what method you use, and it will be beneficial to send it to you, but I can't send it...... Hey! ”
'Hehe' is a overlapping word, but it represents an extraordinary meaning, listening to Master Sun's ears, like a thunderbolt, he nodded hurriedly.
This little ancestor can't afford to provoke him, if he doesn't agree to him, God knows what kind of wind this thing will blow in the emperor. Besides, because of an idler in the village, there is no need to offend such a shameless young man.
Seeing that the master nodded and agreed, Li Muyun showed a big smile on his face again, abducted him to a place where there was no one at the entrance of the village, lowered his voice and said, "Do you know who still raises pigs in the county?" ”
"Pig farming?" Master Sun was stunned for a moment, but he had already heard that a group of people had taken away two fat pigs in Wangjiazhuang outside the city, and said in his heart, how could anyone like to eat this kind of thing that only people eat.
"Don't tell me you don't know, or be careful of Lao Tzu going crazy!" Li Muyun saw the hesitation on the face of the master and showed a fierce expression.
"Ah, I know, of course I know, the young master...... I want to ......, "The Lord is angry in his heart, but the situation is stronger than people, in the face of this villain who has just gained ambition, what can he say, he can only die Dao friends and not die poor Dao."
But to Sun Zhubo's great surprise, the young master didn't even have the idea of beating pigs this time, and said after smiling evilly: "Arrest people, no matter what the reason, arrest the pig raiser for Lao Tzu." ”
Master Sun Bo was stunned, and said in his heart, could it be that this master has changed his hobby? Instead of pork, you eat human flesh instead? Thinking about it, I don't feel like I'm scared on my face.
Li Muyun saw the doubt in Master Sun's eyes, and immediately reacted to what this thing was thinking, and couldn't help but turn his face and say, "Hey, I said what are you thinking!" Lao Tzu is short of a pig breeder in the mountains, and he wants to get someone to come up and help raise pigs! ”
Huh ......, it turns out that this is the case, but it scared Lao Tzu to death!
Although Sun Zhubo was scolded, he was still greatly relieved in his heart, and secretly sighed that as long as this master didn't want to eat people, it was not a big problem to find a pig raiser...... It's like going up to the mountains to work.
Thinking of this, the lord Bo nodded again and again: "There is no problem with this, I will send someone to you up the mountain in two days." ”
"Okay, for your acquaintance's sake, you can go." Li Muyun achieved his goal and patted Master Sun's thin shoulder, but when he was leaving, he seemed to remember something, turned around and said: "Oh, by the way, if those craftsmen have nothing to do, just leave me here, I still have some work to do here, and I will let them go down the mountain when everything is done." ”
Master Sun wanted to say no, but he didn't have the guts, so he could only nod in the end.
People are often like this, once cowardly, it is inevitable to coax the second and third times, since more than ten days ago, after Sun Zhubo aggrievedly agreed to his request in the face of Chen Mushi, in fact, he has already taken a road of no return, in addition to constantly meeting the requirements of Li Muyun and others, there is no chance to turn back.
Of course, this discussion of human nature is entirely within the scope of philosophy and has little to do with this book, as long as you know that Sun Zhubo is completely powerless to resist, it is fine.
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After sending away Sun Zhubo, Li Muyun didn't bother to care what he was going to do, and rushed to the back mountain with three ** hurried roars.
The old man and Chen Mu have been in the past for a long time, and it is estimated that the good position has basically been picked out, which makes Li Muyun very regretful.
And it turned out that his conjecture was really right, and when he went to the back mountain of the cottage, he saw that the good places had been occupied, and some empty houses were basically in the corners. Look at the location, not to mention living people, raising dogs are too far away, people live in it in the middle of the night by wolves to dig out the next day, no one may be able to find out.
Looking at such a scene, Li Muyun wanted to cry without tears, and after thinking for a long time, he came to Li Yuan, who was basking in the sun, salivated, and said sincerely: "Dad, you sleep in such a big house alone, are you afraid at night?" ”
"Don't be afraid!" Li Yuan didn't open his eyes, and shook his head directly.
Hey, it's embarrassing, look back at the three **, as a result, the thing shrugged his shoulders and showed that he had no idea.
And Chen Mu and the others looked at him with a hippie smile on their faces, looking at him, and Li Muyun almost had the urge to kill and seize the house.