Sun Dan is very confident in the effect of this sketch. The reason why Zhang Guifei endured it so strongly was because she refused to lose face. According to modern people, that is pretending.

However, in front of such a JiNg colorful sketch, can she bear it?

On the stage, Dong Guan was still stupidly stuffing the reins of the donkey into Zhanbu's hand: "Big brother, don't be angry, I think what my eldest sister said is still reasonable, you say goodbye to the donkey when you say it like me." Donkeys are used to carry things, not to ride. How can I lead a donkey with my legs, isn't it? I'll give you the donkey~~~ Okay? ”

Zhanbu was very proud, but on the surface, he still couldn't help but excuse himself: "No, no, no." ”

Yueguan: "No, you can't ask for other people's donkeys." Hurry up and take it back, take it back......" She reminded Dong Guan with some hatred: "You don't know that he is cheating on you?" ”

Dong Guan didn't appreciate it, but thought that Yue Guan was cheating himself, and he didn't want to buy crutches, so he angrily scolded her: "You are cheating me!" How can you do that? I wondered, why is there such a big gap between two people who live together? ”

Winter melon's words were filled with righteous indignation, coupled with the stupid look on her face, the audience below was completely out of control, and almost everyone bent down holding their stomachs.

Zhanbu didn't stop hearing the laughter below, and was greatly encouraged.

At this point, the play is almost over, and in any case, he has achieved great success.

This life was finally saved.

Zhanbu JiNg God was shaking, and his voice was much louder. He handed the crutch to the winter official, and shouted in an exaggerated tone: "Brother, take the abduction!" This voice, this solemn expression, is like giving a flag to someone, revealing a serious taste.

But the winter official's eyes were full of feelings, and he took it in a precious and heavy place, like a treasure. The tone was so grateful that he was already crying: "Big brother, fate!" ”

As he spoke, he wiped tears from his eyes on the stage.

Zhanbu comforted her: "Don't get excited...... Go back and recuperate, and you'll be fine in a few days. ”

Dong Guan's voice became even more sad: "Okay, big brother." ”

Zhanbu is still the same comforting words: "Don't get excited. ”

Dong Guan finally cried out in excitement: "What's that...... I'm not going to say anything. ”

This joke is fierce, but even more fierce is yet to come.

Yueguan quietly pushed Zhan aside and asked, "Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?" ”

Zhanbu disagreed: "What's the matter, he still has to thank us?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Dongguan, who was about to leave, suddenly turned his head to Zhanbu on crutches and said, "Thank you!" ”

Zhanbu spread his hands and said proudly to his wife: "Look at it! ”

After the winter official retired, the people below were already laughing and crying. At this time, the audience who laughed no longer had so many concerns, what the queen concubine, what g0ngnV eunuch, at this time there seems to be no identity difference.

Among them, the one who laughed the most was the Queen Mother, she grabbed Sun Dan's left hand vigorously, lifted her fist and smashed it on his shoulder more than a dozen times: "Good show, good play, Ben g0ng has never been so happy." Haha, several people on stage are amazing, haha, Sun Dan, you wrote a good book. ”

Sun Dan didn't expect the Queen Mother to give her this hand, and she held her right hand, although she felt uncomfortable, she didn't dare to shake off this nV hand. I could only make a bitter face and endure the pain in my shoulder: "The Queen Mother is happy, and everyone will be happy." ”

"Haha!" The Queen Mother was still laughing, revealing her neat snow-white teeth, but the corners of her eyes were bursting with tears.

At this time, there is no longer any appearance and royal style.

Anyway, it's just one word – laughs.

At this time, Sun Dan quietly glanced at Zhang Guifei, who was sitting on the other side of the Queen Mother.

Zhang Guifei endured it for a long time, and when she saw the last ** of this sketch, she finally couldn't help but want to open her mouth. But before she could laugh out loud, she saw Sun Dan looking at her sarcastically.

How could Zhang Guifei be willing to throw this person in front of Sun Dan, and suddenly stretched out her hand to cover her mouth.

But even so, her shoulders couldn't help shaking, and her face swelled into a purple sE, which was obviously extremely hard.

Sun Dan winked at her, and said in his heart: Why bother, is it interesting to fight with me at this time?

On the stage, after the winter official retires, this drama should be bad.

Watching Dong Guan give birth to a sturdy man who was spread out of nonsense, he was fooled into a lame man and limped away. The moon official was still looking around.

Zhanbu proudly shouted at Yueguan: "What are you seeing? What's wrong with your heart? Go, change places. After speaking, he led the donkey and walked triumphantly towards the backstage.

Yueguan followed in a small step, and asked curiously: "It's going to be dark this day, today is the Chinese New Year's Eve, why should you go?" ”

Zhan Buzheng said: "Go find a paralyzed man immediately and sell this donkey." ”

The two walked as they talked, and finally retreated to the backstage.

This skit is finally over.

This last scene naturally made everyone laugh uncontrollably, and at this time, Zhang Guifei, who had endured it for a long time, finally let go of her hand and let out a long laugh: "Haha, Coke has killed this g0ng." ”

Her smile was uncontrollable, and her body shook with a shake, "Plop!" He fell to the ground with a thud.

It's a pity that she is also a delicate and noble concubine, when has she ever suffered like this. This fall made her eyes glow, and the pain was unbearable. Tears flowed down her cheeks.

The eunuchs and g0ngnV around her were taken aback and rushed forward one after another: "Guifei Niangniang, Guifei Niangniang!" The scene got out of control for a while, and even the Queen Mother was hit by the crowd and couldn't sit still.

Sun Dan was afraid that the Queen Mother would have an accident, and she would have to eat and hang up in the future. Frightened, he hurriedly jumped down from the chair, opened his arms to protect the Queen Mother, and shouted: "Everyone stand in place, don't mess up!" Guards, guards, put the hospital, if there is a SaO mover, kill! ”

Sun Dan's shout was like a spring thunder, and it shook the echo. Everyone was stunned and stopped at the same time.

At this time, the guards who were on guard outside the courtyard rushed in and surrounded everyone.

The scene suddenly quieted down, and all the eunuchs and g0ngnV stood there like clay wood carvings, but they threw Zhang Guifei on the ground alone, how embarrassed and embarrassed they were.

However, in this silence, only the laughter of the Queen Mother could not be stopped. She smiled and waved her hand, motioning for the guards to retreat: "Hahahaha...... Don't be nervous, haha, it's not that serious, I'm really happy with this g0ng today, everyone is casual, don't be nervous, go down, don't affect the good mood of this g0ng, haha......"

As she spoke, she looked at Sun Dan with appreciation. Xindao: This Sun Dan is a loyal person, and it is even more rare to be talented, and he wrote such a JiNg Cai play. Well, Your Majesty really knows people, and he sent such a good minister to Beng0ng's side, and his filial piety is commendable.

In other words, other people say that Sun Dan looks ordinary. Actually, according to this g0ng, this Sun Dan is still good-looking, with good facial features and an honest personality.

……

Since the queen mother had spoken, the guards immediately withdrew with the soldiers.

That being said, the eunuchs and g0ngnV still stood there in a daze, not daring to talk nonsense, and threw Zhang Guifei on the ground alone.

The Queen Mother laughed for a long time before she stopped laughing, looked at Zhang Guifei and sighed: "You, you, laugh if you want to, you have to endure it." Everybody's laughing, what are you doing with a straight face. ”

Zhang Guifei still didn't speak, her eyes were red.

Sun Dan couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted to the eunuch beside Zhang Guifei: "You are Si people, help the concubine to get up." ”

Hearing Sun Dan's words, the two g0ngnV came to their senses and hurriedly reached out to help Zhang Guifei up from the ground.

After Zhang Guifei stood up from the ground, her body was still in severe pain, and when she saw the mocking smile on Sun Dan's face, she was furious, and she stretched out her hand and slapped a g0ngnV beside her.

"Niangniang spare your life, Niangniang spare your life." That g0ngnV was so shocked that he knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

The Queen Mother was a little unhappy, and said lightly: "How happy it is to watch this big drama of Sun Danpai today, what a happy thing, Concubine Zhang, what are you doing, you don't have to sweep everyone's interest." ”

Concubine Zhang was aggrieved and wanted to open her mouth to explain, but when her mouth moved, it hurt so much. Before she knew it, her face began to twitch and look distorted.

Sun Dan was shocked, and hurriedly looked over, only to find that Concubine Zhang had just dislocated her chin, and her entire chin was crooked to the side.

But no one else knows.

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