Hearing Zhan Bu say that Yueguan said that his leg was lame when he flickered, Dongguan asked, "Eldest sister, why didn't I find this leg earlier?" ”

It's okay that he didn't ask about this, but when he asked, he just fell into the trap of Zhanbu.

Yueguan snickered at the audience, pointed to Zhanbu, and said to himself: "You haven't met him a long time ago, and you would have been lame if you met him a long time ago." ”

In fact, this sentence is nothing if it is placed in modern times. But the ancients laughed low, and let out another laugh.

The enthusiasm of the scene is certainly an affirmation of this play, and the three of Zhanbu are also proud, it seems that the play "Selling Abduction" has been a great success, and they have successfully passed this level. However, it is also a troublesome thing for everyone to burst into laughter at every turn.

They had to stop from time to time and wait for everyone to calm down before they could continue the performance, so that the play would be cut to pieces.

In order to let "Selling Abduction" continue smoothly, I had no choice but to straighten my voice and shout. If it were an ordinary person, I am afraid that I would have poured my throat a long time ago.

Fortunately, these three people are all professional opera actors, and they have to hang their voices every day, and they still have clear voices.

After everyone was a little quieter, Zhanbu continued: "If that's the case, I'll have already transferred him over." ”

Dong Guan immediately came to his senses and hurriedly asked, "Big brother, what's going on?" ”

"Don't worry, you, when you were young, you broke your leg?" Zhanbu asked, pointing to his numb foot.

"Nope." Dong Guan raised his other foot and said, "This one is a mistake." ”

There was still laughter, and Sun Dan heard the Queen Mother next to him smile and said: "I can see it, this kidnapper is just like a fortune teller, but unfortunately he didn't get it right." ”

Sun Dan said: "The Queen Mother is right, he wants to sell his crutches to good people, so he naturally wants to be Meng." However, how to be blinded, the Queen Mother will look at it. ”

Seeing that he was wrong, Zhanbu immediately said to Dong Guan: "Transferred!" I don't know, then your profession is very unfavorable to you, it turns out that you are not a spoon, you are a cut, always on this leg, so this leg is pressed heavier and heavier, more and more heavy~~~ The light one is lame, the heavy one is necrotic of the bones, and in the end you can only lie on the bed and stand up. ”

This nonsense made everyone laugh for a while, and even the moon officials on the stage laughed loudly.

Dong Guan was confused by Zhanbu, his face was scared, and he blinked his eyes and asked, "Big brother, what kind of medicine do I have to use?" ”

Zhan Bu shook his head again and again: "You are sick, and the medicine is not good." ”

The Queen Mother sighed when she saw it below: "This Zhanbu should start deceiving the winter official to buy his abduction, but why didn't he talk about the abduction, it's really worrying?" As she spoke, she squeezed the handle of the chair a little nervously, and her knuckles turned a little white, showing that she had used a lot of strength.

Sun Dan was a little worried that this young queen mother in her thirties was too nervous and had something wrong in a hurry. Hurriedly comforted: "This is a lie, you can't be too anxious, the so-called hurry is not reached." Queen Mother, don't worry, there is a way. ”

Queen Mother: "Also, I guess, it's time for the Yueguan to speak next, this trick is called childcare." ”

As soon as the Queen Mother's words fell, sure enough, the Yueguan said: "For the New Year, don't let people take medicine, let's talk about it!" ”

was actually said by the Queen Mother, and the people around her all gasped, and Sun Dan also pretended to be very surprised: "The Queen Mother Shengming." ”

The Queen Mother looked proud.

On the stage, Zhan preached and said: "Look, my wife knows that she is on crutches!" ”

"On crutches?" Dong Guan couldn't figure it out, he didn't understand what his illness had to do with crutches.

Zhan Bu explained: "After crutches, your two legs gradually balanced, little by little, it will get better, I was at the beginning, an old man saw that my leg was sick, she felt sorry for the money, did not let me see a doctor, and finally, disabled." ”

Dongguan looked at Zhanbu in surprise: "You also had problems with your legs before?" ”

"That's right, look at my leg, it's actually useless." Zhanbu patted his left leg vigorously and replied in the affirmative.

Yueguan couldn't stand it anymore: "Old man, we have good legs." ”

Zhanbu stared at her fiercely: "Nonsense, who uses crutches for good legs?" As he spoke, he stared at Dong Guan vigorously, and asked in an aggressive tone: "You say, do good legs use crutches?" ”

When Dong Guan was forced to ask by him like this, he didn't feel a little afraid, and said again and again, "Yes." ”

Yueguan couldn't stand it anymore: "Old man, aren't you a Mengren?" ”

When Yueguan said this, Zhanbu's face was ugly, he didn't expect his wife to do it against him.

Not only was the exhibition on the stage a little unhappy, but even the audience couldn't help but worry. The moon official always exposes the bottom of the cloth, and if it continues like this, this scam will be a goof.

Everyone watched it and was fascinated by the story.

But what the audience didn't expect was that the winter official rushed back to the moon official: "Oh, big sister, don't keep messing around, okay?" This is a discussion between patients and patients, what are you always mixing with, this is ...... What do I think of this leg? ”

As soon as these words were spoken, Yueguan was speechless, and the audience did not expect such a result. At the same time, a burst of laughter erupted.

The laughter grew louder with the storyline below.

It turned out that in order to convince Dong Guan that he also had a problem with his legs, Zhan Preach said: "Before I turned on, do you know how I walked." I'll show you. As he spoke, he walked up and down the stage like a lame, looking like he had had a stroke.

Zhan Bu already has a deep performance skill, and now he learns it, which makes the audience below laugh so much that tears come out.

Even the winter official on the stage couldn't stop shouting: "Oh mom, how serious you have to be!" ”

The ** part of the play finally came to an end, and then Zhanbu began to trick Dong Guan into buying his crutches. When Zhan Bu fooled into the wind, the winter official not only touched all the money on his body, but also gave the donkey out.

The laughter of the queen mother and the eunuchs did not stop.

Sun Dan was very satisfied with this result, he was already very familiar with this sketch, to be honest, there is still a big gap between their acting skills and Uncle Benshan in later generations, and there is no problem with the ancients in the Ming Dynasty. But he can't laugh at him Sun Dan, Sun Dan is a screenwriter and director, so he can't laugh.

Of course, Zhang Guifei didn't laugh in the crowd around her. She knew that as soon as this play was performed, they would get out, and her calculations would be completely frustrated, and she didn't know how annoyed she was.

Everyone was laughing, only Sun Dan and Zhang Guifei were expressionless, but they also reflected each other.

However, Sun Dan saw Zhang Guifei biting her lower lip tightly, and suddenly understood in her heart: It turned out that this Zhang Guifei was enduring the situation. Hehe, I see how long you can hold on?