Volume 5 The Absurd Southern Han Seven and Four Idiots' Hands

Zhou Xuan returned to Xiangluanfang Mansion, asked if Lu An did not come, shook his head and smiled, went to visit Abu, his complexion was much better, and asked him the reason for the poisoning, but he was a fuss, knowing that this Hu Shang still had no secrets, since he refused to say it, then forget it.

In the afternoon, Zhou Xuan visited Xu Mian, the king of Wei, and Qi Zhang, the Chinese book, this network is like a weaving shuttle to shuttle frequently, otherwise it will be estranged, although Xu Mian is a happy prince, not to talk about state affairs, but in the old ministers are very prestigious; Qi Zhang is a wall-riding faction, and seeing that the prince and the Xinzhou County Gong Party are faintly gaining power, they naturally greet Zhou Xuan with a smile.

As for Wei Xuan, the master of the door was arrested, and he himself was fined for half a year, but he couldn't get setbacks, and his arrogance in power was reduced a lot.

Zhou Xuan had a night banquet in the Wei Palace, and met at the end of the month to have a Keju match, Xu Mian also knew that Zhou Xuan was good at fighting crickets, saying that the insect battle in Beijing was very fierce after the summer, and the lottery money was often ten thousand taels, Zhou Xuan smiled: "I have an insect club in Jiangzhou, and now I am going to open it to Beijing, called the Autumn Battle Hall." ”

Xu Mianxi said: "Very good, this king also has an insect club, called the Golden Wind Insect General Hall, and then compete with the county's level autumn battle hall, and before and after the Mid-Autumn Festival, there will be fierce insects from the Song and Liao countries to come to Jinling to fight, last year a worm king in Kaifeng, Song State swept the insects in Jinling on the bank of the Qinhuai River, Your Majesty felt that he had lost face, and the county prince was useful." ”

Zhou Xuan laughed.

Xu Mian knew that Zhou Xuan had no foundation in Beijing, so he gave Zhou Xuan a property on the bank of the Qinhuai River, not far from Guozijian, as the venue for the "Autumn War Hall".

Zhou Xuan was overjoyed and arched his hand: "Thank you, Lord Wang." In the next will catch the first greenback insect in the ground. ”

Zhou Xuan returned to the mansion and first went to the "First Moon Garden" to find the four idiots, and the lotus pond in the "First Moon Garden" was several acres in size at this time. The lotus stamen is fragrant in the dark night.

Tang Xiaosan and Hu Tong also live in the "First Moon Garden", "The First Moon Garden" has several houses each, Tang Xiaosan and Hu Tong live in the east, and the four live in the west, the two teenagers are fishing and playing by the pool, and when they see Zhou Xuan, the "son" is affectionately called, and asks about the fourth gentleman. He replied that he was bathing in his room.

Zhou Xuan walked to the front of the small building on the west, and the wing room on the left originally had ***, but it was extinguished at this time, and then the door knocked softly, and the four idiots walked out, wearing a wide green cloth robe and clogs. He bowed slightly: "What is the master looking for me?" ”

Zhou Xuan and the four idiots stood by the lotus pond. Smelling the fragrance of lotus flowers, he talked about the formation of the "Level Autumn Battle Hall", which was fully responsible for the four idiots, and Tang Xiaosan and Hu Tong were his deputies.

The four idiots were very excited, and said: "This year, we must catch fierce insects above the rank of lieutenant general, and I will take Xiaosan and Hu Tong to catch them after the beginning of autumn." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I'll go with you then, fourth, my insect catching skills are better than yours, let's compare." See who catches the worm well? ”

"Good!" The four idiots said: "Then I will compare with the master!" By the way, before the decisive battle of the Chongyang Insect War in Hongzhou last year, why did the master use the plasma of the tiger idiot Xu Chu Concubine to smear his head? ”

Zhou Xuan laughed: "Fourth, you still remember that incident, that was my trick, and I have to continue to keep it secret." ”

The four idiots snorted: "There are still a lot of tricks that the master has hidden in the house." Thirty-six questions, Zhenlong, and sixteen questions have not been taught to me. ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "That's good." I am interested today, so I will teach you a question of seven captures. Fourth, enter the room and hold the lamp, this Zhenlong question is complicated and abnormalβ€”β€”"

Unexpectedly, the four idiots said: "Master, teach me this Zhenlong game tomorrow, tonight - tonight, I have a little headache." ”

Zhou Xuanqi said: "No, your martial arts are so high that you will have a headache?" ”

The four idiots said: "No matter how high the martial arts are, there are births, old age, sickness and death, and headaches are not uncommon." ”

Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "That's right, then you go to Furong Garden with me, and let the new Imperial Doctor Qin treat you." ”

The four idiots didn't go, saying, "No need for diagnosis and treatment, tomorrow will naturally be fine." ”

Zhou Xuan looked at the four idiots carefully, but the night was thick, and he didn't lift *** here, the faces of the four idiots were blurred, and they seemed to be a little different from usual, a little hazy and beautiful-

"Childe." Tang Xiaosan walked over with a lantern, still a foot away from the four idiots, and the lantern suddenly went out.

The four idiots said, "Master, I'll go back to the room to rest." "Turn around and go into the room.

Hu Tong came over with a fire fold, lit the lantern, and sent Zhou Xuan out of the "Chuyue Garden", before he went far, the four idiots chased him out quickly, and shouted: "Master, my head doesn't hurt anymore, can you pass me on the seven captures of Meng Shu?" ”

Zhou Xuan stood still, held a lantern to shine on the four idiots, the four idiots did not move, there was no feeling that made Zhou Xuan feel a little different by the lotus pond in the dark just now, and the four idiots were exactly the same as usual.

"Fourth, what kind of fame are you doing? All of a sudden, the headache doesn't hurt all of a sudden, if it hurts, it hurts for a while, or I will teach you the seven captures of Meng Shu tomorrow, this question is very difficult, don't think about the headache again. ”

"No, no, the master quickly teach it to me, otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight - I will make Rongcheng tea and drink it with the master, how about it?"

Zhou Xuan smiled, he sent two cans of Huangshan Rongcheng tea to the four idiots, the four idiots listened to Zhou Xuan and Jingyi Fairy tea fighting in Shezhou, they were very envious, and said that if he also participated, he could also be ranked among the top ten tea masters, Zhou Xuan smiled and said that the world's top ten tea masters My Zhou Mansion is not the third? The four idiots asked the master if he counted Fairy Jingyi as a person in the Zhou Mansion? asked Zhou Xuan so much that his face turned red.

walked back with the four idiots, sat down in the chess room, the three-inch thick quircilla chessboard, jade chess pieces, the four idiots went to make tea, and Zhou Xuan sat and let the memory pose the large-scale question of life and death - seven captures of Meng Huo.

Zhou Xuan asked: "Do you want to call the third child to come over and see it together?" ”

The four idiots replied while making tea: "Don't, wait until I understand it first and then tell the third brother." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "Haha, the fourth child, you are cunning, and you have to hide a hand from your cousin." ”

The fourth idiot said proudly: "I played a game with the third brother during the day, and according to the rules of posting two sons and a half land first." I won the third brother, and said that I would play again tomorrow, and I would do it later. ”

Zhou Xuan asked: "Fourth." In the three months since I left Beijing, you and the people of Huangshan and Mr. Gu have learned two tricks, right? ”

The four idiots said: "Mr. Gu is almost no longer my opponent, I will share with him first, and I will win six and lose four." ”

Zhou Xuan was interested: "Fourth, I'll consider you, don't do Zhenlong first, let's play a game of chess." ”

The four idiots feel that their chess strength has grown a lot in the past six months, and they may still be slightly weaker than Zhou Xuan, but they should have the strength to fight. happily responded to the battle, took out two Rongcheng tea, and Zhou Xuan one by one, and then sat opposite each other.

This game uses Zhou's rules and abolishes the seat. Zhou Xuan started with a double small eye. When the four idiots came to hang, Zhou Xuan had two high clamps, and soon formed the basic type of "Muramasa Demon Knife".

"Muramasa Demon Knife" originated from a legend in the Tokugawa period in Japan, Muramasa was a knife caster, his casting knife was abnormally sharp, and there was a kind of evil anomaly, holding the Muramasa knife, people would lose their normality, and many homicides at that time were related to the Muramasa knife. Therefore, the Muramasa knife is a bloodthirsty knife, a demonic knife, and it is very appropriate to describe the danger of this small eye two high clamp style with "Muramasa Demon Knife", this stereotype is full of traps, and in some aspects it is not lost to the "big oblique thousand changes", and the four idiots have heard Zhou preach several changes of this "Muramasa Demon Knife". But the cunning Zhou Xuan knows everything and says everything. This will give the four idiots a hard stab with a new change.

The corners of the four idiots are robbed, and the other piece that is broken floats to the midbelly without roots. A miserable situation of being attacked, robbing the live corner, and taking care of the lonely chess in the middle of the belly, white chess is equivalent to collapse, and at this time there are only more than 40 chess moves on the board.

The four idiots felt that they couldn't play this chess, and their faces were swollen and red.

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Fourth, you lost, you shouldn't fight with me in this unknown change, you had the opportunity to choose to simplify the situation, then the front is still very long, and now, there is no way to clean it up." ”

The four idiots stared at the chessboard, and said for a while: "Master, teach me this change, I have learned to deal with the Huangshan people and the third brother." ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "The people of Huangshan are treacherous and slippery, they won't be killed by you so easily, you can try to deal with the third child." ”

In this way, the four idiots are energetic again, and humbly ask Zhou Xuan to teach many changes in the "Village Zheng Demon Knife", and there are many changes in this formula, and Zhou Xuan has not mastered it, and he also has a new understanding in teaching the four idiots.

At this time, it was already the end of the year, Zhou Xuan returned to the "Furong Garden", and the four idiots carried the lantern to the "Furong Garden" through the corridor.

Zhou Xuan said: "Fourth, shake hands, right?" Stretch out your right hand.

"Why?" The four idiots hesitated.

Zhou Xuan smiled: "No, in my country, friends always have to shake hands." ”

Seeing Zhou Xuan stretching out his hand so stubbornly, the four idiots had no choice but to reach out and shake it, but they broke away like a fish.

Zhou Xuan laughed: "Fourth, your palm is much smaller than mine, why are the hands of people who practice martial arts so small!" ”

The four idiots took two steps back and said, "My third brother has big hands, and the master will go and shake with him." With that, he went back with the lantern.

Zhou Xuan shook his head and walked to the gate of "Furong Garden" with a smile, the servant woman had already heard Zhou Xuan's voice, and before Zhou Xuan knocked on the door, the door opened.

Today's "Furong Garden" is a lot more lively, the three buildings are bright, the servants come and go, a prosperous scene, Zhou Xuanxi is lively, and he is happy to see many people.

Zhou Xuan went to the needle room to see that Qin Que was here with a few little maids, and there was also the new white-headed palace maid Ying Cainu, this white-headed palace maid was hardworking and used to it, and as soon as she arrived in the house, she began to sew winter clothes for Xiao Zhiruo, the craftsmanship was really good, Qin Que and the sewing needle were all praised.

Speaking of the things in Jingxu Palace, Ying Cai Nu said: "County Princess, Mrs., there are many palace maids in Jingxu Palace who have good tailor skills, and this year there are a group of palace maids to return to their hometowns. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Okay, I asked the housekeeper to find a suitable store, and also to recruit more tailor female workers, I came to Beijing this time, and painted more than a dozen summer and autumn clothes styles on the ship for more than ten days, first let Master Ying sew a set of samples out, and then sew them in batches, and strive to open at the end of next month." The sewing needle smiled and said: "Husband, several of the summer clothes, the needle and Master Ying have already sewn, do you want to take a look?" ”

When Ying Cainu heard this, she hurriedly took her leave.

Qin Que also dismissed a few little maids and let them go to rest, leaving only cumin and Xiaomei.

Zhou Xuan smiled: "Is it so mysterious? It's not a little panties. ”

Qin Que glanced at Zhou Xuan: "Who dares to wear one of the summer clothes painted by Fujun, it is more underwear than underwear." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I forgot which one, I was bored on the boat and drew and played, I'll take a look." ”

Zhou Xuan and the two little wives entered the inner room, and the sewing needle took out a few women's summer clothes from the wardrobe, the others are skirts below the knee, and the clothes are at most short-sleeved, and there is a unique one that is shocking.

Qin Queqiao's face was flushed, and she refused to try it on, saying that it was too embarrassing.

Zhou Xuanqi said: "You are willing to wear your little underwear, why don't you wear this!" This is the inner room, and it's not like you show your head and put it on for your husband to appreciate and appreciate. ”

Qin Que said: "My husband asked us to wear underwear, I think it makes sense, it's clean and hygienic, but this summer dress is completely unreasonable, it's just for the sake of seducing talents!" ”

Zhou Xuan laughed: "The finch said well, I just want you to put on a good dress to seduce me, this is called boudoir fun, you think there is only thrush, that's too monotonous." Qin Que was ashamed: "I don't wear it, I won't wear it, unless Sister Sewing Needle wears it with me." ”

The sewing needle covered her mouth and smiled: "I want to wear it for my husband, but my belly is so big, how can I wear it, isn't Sister Que embarrassed me!" ”

Qin Que said: "Then wait for Sister Suzhen to give birth to Xiao Zhiruo, let's wear it together for my husband to see, and if I want to wear it alone, I won't do it." ”

After frolicking for a while, Qin Que just refused to wear it, Zhou Xuan had no choice but to give up, it was late at night, don't affect the rest of the sewing needle, Zhou Xuan said good night to the sewing needle, kissed her, and then took the sexy summer dress back to his bedroom.

Zhou Xuan slept alone tonight, and said in his heart: "Give this summer dress to Princess Qingle, the princess is bold and dares to wear it, wear this and paint it again, so as not to be too ambiguous to strip naked." "I praise myself in my heart that I can resist looking at it, and I am really a humble gentleman!