Early in the morning of June 26th, Zhou Xuan first went to the Houyuan Keju Field to play football with the three idiots, Lin Ning, the four idiots, the Sun brothers, Da Luo, and Xiao Luo, and said that at the end of the month, there was a confrontation match with the Wei Wangfu Circle Society, and everyone practiced very energetically, practiced for half an hour, sweated, rested for a while in the sideline dressing shed, and then jumped into the Bixi to swim.

Zhou Xuan looked left and right, the four idiots were gone, the corners of his mouth pulled, smiled, and thought that a swimming pool should be built in the "Furong Garden", so that Qin Que and Sewing Needle could also swim and play, but the "Furong Garden" is far away from Bixi, and the "Dream Building" painted for Princess Qingle last time is the closest to Bixi, and the swimming pool is built there, dig a pipe to connect to Bixi, and let the water flow circulate.

Rich is good, just do it, Zhou Xuan immediately ordered the steward to find a craftsman to build a swimming pool, the rules are fifteen zhang long, eight zhang wide, six feet deep, the four walls and the bottom of the pool are paved with Quyang stone, the water and outlet pipes should be built gates, and strive to be built within a month, when the family swimming competition can be held, well, you have to design swimsuits, and you have to persuade the finch, needle, and Xiaofeng to wear swimsuits, this university scholar can really work hard!

After breakfast, Zhou Xuan took that sexy summer dress to Jingxu Palace, and as soon as they met, Princess Qingle said very unhappily: "Cousin Xuan, I don't have much time, but you have something to do today and something tomorrow, when will this be painted!" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "The princess is so bad, how can you say that time is running out, and the coming day will be long, even if the time is tight and the painting is not done, you can also paint it on the way to the Southern Han Dynasty." ”

Princess Qingle squinted with big eyes and asked, "On the way to the Southern Han Dynasty, cousin Xuan dares to draw me like this?" ”

Zhou Xuan said lightly: "As long as the princess dares, what don't I dare." One is clear, and the pitch is unashamed. ”

Don't use "clean and innocent" but use "one clear and two white", which shows the exquisite and profound meaning of the words used by the talented Zhou Qicha!

Princess Qingle turned her head and pursed her lips and smiled. He turned around and said: "Cousin Xuan is a righteous gentleman, I know that my father and mother often praise Cousin Xuan's noble character." ”

Zhou Xuanxin said: "I'm ashamed, when did my buddy become a righteous gentleman and want to practice "Sunflower Treasure Book"? said: "Righteous gentlemen are not fun, fake serious, I am more sensible to open, I know that things are urgent." For example, when the princess forced me to draw that kind of painting, I had to reluctantly make it difficult, and there is a written note to prove it. ”

Princess Qingle "snorted" and said in her heart: "You also said that you are not a fake serious, you are a fake serious, that time in the dream of Xiaozhu, look at my chest and eyes." Later, I couldn't put it down when I held my feet. I don't think I can see it! I saw Zhou Xuan carrying a handbag, on which was painted a woman in jeans, high heels, buttocks pouting, slender legs in small lunges, looking back, seducing.

"Hey, who is this painting of Cousin Xuan?"

Princess Qingle looked at the handbag closely, and her willow eyebrows frowned slightly. looked at Zhou Xuan, and then looked at the handbag: "It's a bit like that female crown Jingyi, cousin Xuan doesn't even let go of the female crown?" ”

"What nonsense!"

"Where am I talking nonsense, the female crown Jingyi shows such a charming posture and lets you paint, is it still innocent?"

Zhou Xuan glared at Princess Qingle: "Look carefully." Is this Jingyi Fairy? I look a bit like you. ”

Princess Qingle looked at the portrait on the handbag again. At a glance, it looks a bit like a Jingyi fairy, but if you look closely, it doesn't look like it. Ask: "And who is she?" Drawn so realistically? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "This is not what I painted, this bag was brought by me from Australia, don't worry about this, I brought you a set of cool summer clothes today, you can wear it when no one sees it in the boudoir, it's cool." ”

Princess Qingle said "oh", stretched out her hand and came from the bag with two clothes, one pink and one indigo, both of which were short and not shapely, Princess Qingle pondered for a while before she understood how to wear it, her face suddenly turned red, her eyes were watery, and she said in her heart: "This cousin is seducing me, he is really lustful, so it saves me trouble, just wait for him to seduce, lest I be an unmarried princess deliberately tempt him and be despised by him." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "The princess wanted me to paint a sitting posture and a side portrait, and I thought about it all night——"

Princess Qingle's white and tender cheeks turned red again, and she said in her heart: "I thought about it all night, it's really a cousin." ”

Zhou Xuan said seriously: "I thought about it all night, and I think it should be painted like this, uh, princess, let's go to the study of Yuping Pavilion and talk about it." ”

Princess Qingle only let Fangcha follow, and came to the study of Yuping Pavilion with Zhou Xuan, Princess Qingle's heart beat faster and faster, and she was quite expectant that Cousin Xuan was about to seduce her.

Outside the long window of the study of Yuping Pavilion, the sun was already blazing in the morning, but the inner hall of the deep palace was cool and pleasant, Zhou Xuan sat in front of the painting case, and looked at the cheongsam dress of Princess Qingle painted yesterday.

"Princess, I'm not a vulgar Spring Palace painter, the kind of unobstructed painting is actually not interesting, you have to take off and hide to have artistic taste, just like the first one I painted for you, half covered and half covered to be more flirtatious - to better reflect the beauty of the princess, the two postures I think for the princess are: First, put on this cool summer dress, stand sideways, hold the railing, the waist is soft, and the buttocks are up, so as to show the beauty of the princess's body, but not too obscene, what does the princess think?"

Princess Qingle glanced at the bewitching beauty on the half-new handbag again, and said in her heart: "Cousin Xuan wants me to pose in the same posture as this fox woman, hmph, what's the difference between wearing this summer dress and not wearing it!" He said: "Okay, Cousin Xuan is a painter, and I listen to the painter." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "As for the second sitting posture - since the princess is naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, she wants to fully show her wonderful body, I also understand this mood, it is easy to get old, when you are white and wrinkled, who will believe that you were once a beauty?" It's good to have this painting as proof, what, don't you believe that Princess Ben was the first beauty in the Tang Kingdom when she was young, let's take a look at this painting, haha. ”

Princess Qingle said angrily: "Your face is full of wrinkles!" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "There will be that day, so, let's have fun in time, uh, let's talk about this sitting painting, the posture I designed for the princess is that the princess sits cross-legged, with her left hand holding her right shoulder, so that her left arm can cover her chest, and her right hand holds a fan to cover the bottom, understand?" ”

Princess Qingle said in her heart: "Who are you deceiving, cousin Se, I painted such a picture for myself to see, what does it mean to hide it like this!" Forget it, draw whatever you want, you can see it anyway. He lowered his eyebrows and asked, "Then Cousin Xuan will paint now?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Let's finish the painting at hand first, and then give this summer dress to Her Royal Highness the Princess." ”

Princess Qingle entered the apse, and after a while, she came out and changed into a goose-yellow embroidered cheongsam, stepped on white leather shoes, and held a fan in her hand.

Zhou Xuanzhi painted seriously all morning, and saw that Princess Qingle's gaze was aesthetic and scrutinizing, and she was a great painter.

At noon, Xiao Zhou knew that Zhou Xuan was painting in Jingxu Palace, and sent an attendant to invite Zhou Xuan and Princess Qingle to Daxing Palace Calyx Xianghui Building for lunch.

After the meal, Zhou Xuan sat with Xiao Zhouhou for a while and told a "chat" story "Infant Ning", Xiao Zhouhou, Princess Qingle and the Huanyu Shangsheng Gong'e and Lux all listened attentively.

Xiao Zhouhou sighed: "Xuan's nephew is twenty-four years old, but the abundance of experience and the breadth of knowledge are really amazing, why don't Xuan's nephews imitate the legends of the Six Dynasties and the Tang Dynasty, and record these amazing things, which is also a strange book." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "There are too many miscellaneous arts for my nephew to write books quietly, since my aunt loves these stories, my nephew will write one or two a day and present them to my aunt to read." ”

Xiao Zhouhou smiled and said: "Nephew Xuan has also told a lot of stories to my aunt in the past few months, but my aunt has written every one. "Ordered Gong'e to go to the study and get the book.

When he didn't move, a volume of books was obtained, Zhou Xuan opened it and saw that it was the stories he usually talked about with Xiao Zhouhou, taken from "Strange Stories", "Reading Wei Caotang Notes", "Firefly Window Different Grass", "Night Rain and Autumn Lantern Record", "Zi Bu Silent" and other books, Xiao Zhouhou recorded about 30 articles, Mrs. Wei's hairpin flower Xiaokai, more than 20,000 words, a thin volume, beautifully decorated.

Zhou Xuan was pleasantly surprised: "My aunt writes so well, my nephew has a lot of vulgar words when she tells it, and my aunt has to polish it, her writing style is beautiful, and she is full of elegance, and my aunt is really a talented person who sweeps her eyebrows——

As soon as the words came out, Zhou Xuan's face changed greatly, and the source of the eyebrow sweeping talent was the poet Wang Jian's poem "Xue Tao School Book in Shuzhong": "The girls' school book by the bridge of thousands of miles, and the loquat flowers live behind closed doors." How much do you know about eyebrow sweeping? It's better to manage the spring breeze. This is to describe Xue Tao, and Xue Tao is a famous prostitute in Shu, the Tang people call the prostitute who understands poetry and literature Ya called the girls' school book, and now Zhou Xuan uses the eyebrows to describe Xiao Zhouhou, which is a big disrespect, in the later generations pay attention to the text of the prison dynasty, Zhou Xuan is not too much to kill his head.

Xiao Zhou turned his head sideways and smiled at Princess Qingle and said: "Look at your cousin Xuan, your face is frightened - nephew Xuan, don't be afraid, don't kneel, my aunt is open-minded, how can I blame you for your occasional gaffes, it's not wrong to use eyebrow sweeping, sweeping eyebrows refers to women, sweeping eyebrows is a female talent, don't be far-fetched to other meanings, those sin of scrutinizing words to cure people is a matter of faint kings and troubled times." ”

Zhou Xuan once again respected Xiao Zhouhou, Tang Guozuo's ability to continue to this day should also be related to Li Yu having such an enlightened and hearty, graceful and generous queen.