Volume 5 The Absurd Southern Han Forty, Exposed

When Zhou Xuan fell, he only had time to take off the stirrup of his right foot, and his left foot was still stuck in the stirrup.

The strong four idiots would fall from the horse, which surprised Zhou Xuan, knowing that the four idiots must be injured, he didn't care about the pain of his elbows, he sat up in a hurry, and when he took off the stirrup, he saw the snow-white horse's belly of the "Jade Flower Skull in the Night" was bright red, it was blood!

"Fourth, you're injured!"

"It's okay, it's okayβ€”"

The four idiots said that it was okay, struggling to sit up, Zhou Xuan went over to help him, and then saw a sharp arrow piercing through the right shoulder blade of the back of the four idiots, and the chisel-like arrow actually penetrated the front chest of the four idiots, shooting the four idiots in half.

Zhou Xuan was shocked: "Fourth, don't work hard." He squatted down, put his left hand on his shoulder, and helped him to stand up, but he saw that his face was as white as paper, his lips were blue, and his green shirt was stained with blood on his right chest.

"Fourth, you should have said it earlier if you were hit by an arrow, you will die if you bleed all the way!"

Zhou Xuan was anxious in his heart, this secluded mountain road, there is no village in front of the village, there is no shop in the back, the rain is pouring and dripping, Wu Yue sergeant outside the mountain may catch up at any time, and Doctor Fang is scattered again, and I don't know if it has fallen into the hands of Wu Yueren!

The four idiots smiled reluctantly and said, "It's okay, I've suffered more serious injuries than this, and I can bear it." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I have the wound medicine given to me by Doctor Fang in my leather bag, but this arrow can't be pulled out indiscriminately." The four idiots said: "It's good to have the medicine for the injury, don't pull it out yet, find a place to shelter from the rain, I can save myself - the master will give me the medicine first." ”

Zhou Xuan helped the four idiots to the side of the mountain road, sat down on a slightly smoother granite, took out a small tin bottle for the four idiots, and said, "Fourth." This is wound medicine, you sit here for a while, I'll run to the front to look for it, see if there is anyone, and come back soon, at most a quarter of an hour, hold on. Bringing the horse in with the four fools, he strode into the mountains, wiping the rain from his face as he ran, and the newly scabbed wound on his back shoulder was a little torn. The pain was unbearable.

Running through this mountain road, there is a higher mountain in front of him, with lush forests and stone steps in the mountain pass, Zhou Xuan is happy in his heart, there should be someone there. Immediately rushed to the door, but saw a row of big camphor trees, is a small temple with red walls, a wheelbarrow parked under the temple porch, and a black donkey, the temple door is wide open, and there are people inside to take shelter from the rain.

Zhou Xuan ran over. Seeing that it was a man and a woman, dressed as Han Chinese, the man was squatting on the ground, with a knife in his hand, cutting something, the woman's back was facing the temple gate, combing her blue snail bun, red shirt and green sleeves, thin waist and plump buttocks, and her back was quite attractive. I was looking at the statue of the god in the middle of the temple.

Hearing the footsteps, the woman turned to look at Zhou Xuan. Zhou Xuan was in the dark, glanced twice, and suddenly with an "ah", a pair of watery eyes suddenly widened, and the green sleeves covered his mouth, looking very surprised.

Zhou Xuan saw that they were two Han people, and he was relieved. said: "Disturb the two." I have a partner who is also coming to take shelter from the rain. "Turn around and run back, to pick up the four idiots to come to this small temple.

The woman in the temple said something to the man with the knife. The man said "Ahhh

Zhou Xuan was shocked, who is this, how can he call him his previous title? Stopping and turning around, I saw that the man who rushed out of the temple had thick eyebrows and thick lips, seemed to be simple, and looked a little familiar, but the knife in his hand seemed to have bad intentions, so he quickly pulled out the leaky knife on his waist and shouted, "Who are you?" Put the knife down. ”

The man hurriedly dropped the knife, knelt down in the mud, raised his face and said, "Master Hou doesn't recognize the villain?" The villain is the Xu Craftsman of Shinshu Yongfeng Shanxi Station. ”

"Xu Mingjiang?" Zhou Xuan suddenly remembered that it was the Xu Craftsman whose wife Meizhi was occupied by the bandits Brown Sugar, and said busily: "It turned out to be Xu Mingjiang, but it is your wife Meizhi in the temple?" ”

Xu Mingjiang nodded hurriedly: "Yes, it is the villain's wife, Mei Zhi." While calling to the temple: "Mei Zhi, come and meet Marquis Zhou." ”

Nicknamed "Bamboo Forest Xi Shi", the plum branch bowed its head and tended out, gathering ten thousand blessings: "The slave family has seen the Marquis of Zhou." ”

Zhou Xuan didn't have time to ask Xu Mingjiang and Meizhi why they came to Changxi, Fuzhou, and said, "Your husband and wife have reconciled?" That's good, do me a favor first, I have a partner who is injured over there. ”

When Xu Mingjiang heard this, he hurriedly pushed the wheelbarrow behind Zhou Xuan, turned his head and said to his wife under the temple corridor: "Meizhi, you wait a while, I will come with the Marquis of Zhou." ”

Mei Zhi saw Zhou Xuan at first, ashamed and ashamed, her heart was bitter and bitter, mixed feelings, her good brown sugar can be said to have died in Zhou Xuan's hands, at first she hated Zhou Xuan, but she knew that the status was very different, and she had no ability to avenge the brown sugar, and her husband Xu Mingjiang was grateful to Zhou Xuan, and the neighbors often talked about the benevolence and righteousness that Zhou Hou Ye did to the people of Xinzhou, and over time, Mei Zhi's hatred for Zhou Xuan faded. At that time, she asked Zhou Xuan if he dared to touch her*, although it was a negative remark, thinking that Zhou Xuan would not dare to touch the name of the brown sugar place, but she didn't expect Zhou Xuan to touch it, and scolded her-

Thinking of this, Mei Zhi's face was red and his ears were red, and he shouted, "The slave family will also go." He took the reins of the black donkey from the pillars and followed him in the rain.

Xu Mingjiang said humbly: "Master Hou, the villain has a hat and a coat here, do you want to wear it?" ”

Zhou Xuandao: "It's all soaked, what are you wearing!" I'll run first, and you'll come later, right on the other side of the mountain roadβ€”"

When Zhou Xuan ran back, the "Shine the Night Jade Flower Skull" was still on the side of the road, but the four idiots fell crooked on the side of the granite, and couldn't help but be shocked, shouting: "The fourth-" rushed forward, saw that there was an arrow and an arrow shaft by the granite, and then looked at the right chest of the four idiots, the arrow that pierced the chest chisel was gone.

It turned out that the four idiots cut off the arrow with a short knife, and then pulled out the arrow from the back with a backhand, and the blood flowed like a note for a while, after he applied medicine to the front chest wound, he had to apply the backhand to the back injury, and the pain was so painful that he couldn't lift his hand, lost too much blood, and his head was dizzy, so he fell to the mud, and the small tin bottle also rolled off his hand.

Zhou Xuan sniffed at the four idiots, but fortunately, the breath was not weak. Seeing that the right shoulder blade on the back of the four idiots was still bleeding, he quickly picked up the small tin bottle, and there was still more than half of the wound medicine in the bottle.

Zhou Xuan smeared the ointment on the wound on the back of the four idiots, and was about to tear the placket to bandage him, but he saw that the four idiots were wrapped in a long strip of white cloth in their hands, and they didn't know where it came from.

At this time, Xu Mingjiang and Mei Zhi arrived with a wheelbarrow and a donkey.

Zhou Xuan's voice was hurried: "Craftsman Xu." Come and help me hold him, I'll bandage him

Xu Mingjiang leaned the wheelbarrow against the side of the mountain road, came over to help the four idiots sit upright, and suddenly made an "ah" sound, and quickly turned his face sideways, and his dark face swelled into the color of pig liver. Said to Mei Zhi: "Mei Zhi, you come to help." ”

Mei Zhixin said: "You can help me well, why do you ask me to help, how can I face Hou Ye Zhou!" ”

Hearing her husband Xu Mingjiang's anxious call, Mei Zhi stepped forward to take over, her eyes glanced at the chest of the four idiots, and she was stunned. blurted out: "It turned out to be a woman!" Looking at Zhou Xuan again, he also stared at the chest of the four idiots, looking stunned, and thought: "This Zhou Hou Ye is also very horny, this * is not so beautiful, white and tender is white and tender enough, but the nipples are inverted, where can I be stronger!" ”

Although Zhou Xuan had already guessed that the four idiots were likely to be women, he still felt incredible when he really saw the snow-white bulging breasts of the four idiots at this time. There was a sense of absurdity, and he shook his head. Settle down, unbutton the placket of the round-necked green shirt of the four idiots, carefully remove it from the shoulder, so as not to touch the wound, and then began to bandage the four idiots with white cloth strips, and Zhou Xuan woke up after a few circles, this white cloth strip is usually used by the four idiots to wrap their chests. A pair is not a small * to be strangled so tightly. The tender red place* has been invaginated, so why bother!

Zhou Xuan carefully wound the strips of cloth. Tie a slipknot on his back, and then put on the clothes of the four idiots again, only then did he breathe a long sigh of relief, and said in his heart: "The fourth child is so anxious to pull out the arrow to heal his wounds, he should be afraid of being seen by me, how would he have thought that he would faint!" ”

Xu Mingjiang said: "Master Hou, let this young lady take a wheelbarrow, the villain must be careful to push the cart." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Don't call her Miss, when she wakes up, you can only call her Mr. Fourth, otherwise she will be unhappy." ”

Xu Mingjiang nodded again and again: "I understand, I understand." ”

Mei Zhi looked at the outfits of the four idiots, and thought, "It turned out that it was a woman dressed as a man, could it be that Marquis Zhou only found out today?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I'm afraid of bumps in the wheelbarrow, so I'll carry it, and you can help me lead the horse over." After that, he knelt down, asked Mei Zhi to help hold it up, carried the four idiots on his back, and asked, "Do you have an umbrella?" ”

Mei Zhi hurriedly took out an umbrella from the donkey's back bag and opened it and handed it to Zhou Xuan, Zhou Xuan let the umbrella stand on his neck, so as not to let the rain get to the wound on the back of the four idiots, and walked towards the small temple three miles away.

Xu Mingjiang saw that the dignified Xinzhou Hou was carrying people like a porter, he was very uneasy, and wanted to help Hou Ye carry it, and felt that this fourth gentleman was a woman, I don't know who Hou Ye was, his back was definitely not very convenient, and Mei Zhi's back was the most suitable, but Mei Zhi was pampered since childhood, and he couldn't bear hardship, so he definitely couldn't carry it.

Zhou Xuan once carried Lin Hanyun to Lushan, and he can be regarded as practicing, the four idiots are not much heavier than Lin Hanyun, and the road in front of him is easier than going to Lushan, except for the pain of the back shoulder wound, the rest is fine.

When she was about to arrive at the small temple, the four idiots woke up for a while, and when they saw Zhou Xuan carrying her, they asked weakly, "Master, where are we going?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Don't talk, rest and recuperate, there is me." ”

As if hypnotized, the four idiots closed their eyes and fell asleep.

The four of them came to the small temple, Xu Mingjiang took out a piece of linoleum and spread it under the statue and in front of the incense case, and Mei Zhi helped to let the four idiots unload it from Zhou Xuan's back and lie on the linoleum.

Xu Mingjiang said: "The Hou Ye is soaked, the villain will find a way to light a fire." ”

Xu Mingjiang is a person who has been away from home for many years to make a living, and he is very familiar with doing these things, and after a while, he finds a broken door, splits it into sticks with a knife, and soon ignites a fire.

Zhou Xuan saw that the four idiots were curled up with wet bodies, and their faces were still pale, so he said to Mei Zhi: "Miss Mei Zhi can change her clothes, borrow a set for this fourth gentleman to change, she is injured, and this wet clothes will make it worse." ”

Mei Zhi hurriedly said: Take out a set of lake-green cloth skirts from the package, and present it to Zhou Xuan with both hands.

Zhou Xuan said: "Trouble Miss Meizhi to change it for her, be lighter, don't touch her wound - I'm rude." With that, he unbuttoned his robe and dried his clothes shirtless by the fire.

Xu Mingjiang looked at Zhou Xuan's back injury, and didn't dare to ask.

Zhou Xuan smiled: "My business is a long story, wait a minute, why did the virtuous couple come here from Xinzhou?" ”

Xu Mingjiang glanced at Mei Zhi, lowered his head and said: "By the grace of the Marquis, let Mei Zhi reunite with the villain, and also give the villain two silver taels, it is difficult to repay the kindness, but - it's just that the neighbors are not very kind to Mei Zhi, and Mei Zhi feels that he is not happy in Shanxi, so he follows the villain to Fujian to make a living." ”

Zhou Xuan said "um", and said in his heart: "Meizhi used to offend many villagers with the momentum of brown sugar, and as soon as brown sugar died, those villagers naturally were no longer polite to her, and cold words were indispensable. said: "Speaking of which, I have to blame for not thinking about it, at that time, I should have instructed the county commander Li Tao to let him take care of your husband and wife, it was too hard to leave your hometown like this." ”

When Xu Mingjiang heard this, he was moved to tears, knelt down and said: "Master Hou is very gracious, the villain has benefited a lot, how dare he ask for it again." ”

Zhou Xuan helped Xu Mingjiang to get up and said: "I am a villager with the virtuous couple, and it is really fateful to meet in this foreign place, but I have important things to do now, otherwise let the virtuous couple go with me, and I will arrange a stable place for you." ”

Mei Zhi changed her dress for the four idiots, and came over to thank Zhou Xuan, the woman was more daring, and asked, "Did Master Hou encounter any difficulties?" ”

Xu Mingjiang hurriedly said: "Master Hou is useful to my husband and wife, just ask me." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "There is a difficulty, I sent Princess Qingle to the Southern Han Dynasty as a wedding envoy, took the sea route by boat, did not want to encounter a storm, and finally struggled to get ashore, the princess was taken away by the people of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, I led people to chase, and was accidentally felt by Wu Yue soldiers, and the group was scattered, only me and Mr. Fourth here." Speaking of this, he turned his head to look at the four idiots on the linoleum, but saw that the four idiots woke up, supported them with their hands, and slowly sat up.