Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Forty-one, if you like it, just say it

The four idiots were pierced through the chest by an arrow, and were seriously injured, and when she pulled out the arrow to heal the wounds, she bled too much and fell into a coma, but her physique was not comparable to ordinary people after all, and she soon woke up, sat up with her hands on the ground, and first saw her own lake-green cloth skirt, and was stunned for a long time before she came to her senses, and shouted: "Who, who changed it for me!" His pale face suddenly turned red, and he tore his skirt angrily, exposing his thighsβ€”

Zhou Xuan didn't expect that the four idiots would be so emotionally charged when they saw the women's skirt in their bodies, so they hurriedly went over and knelt on the cloth felt, and comforted: "Fourth, fourth, your clothes are wet, I asked this Meizhi girl to change the dress for you, you don't like women's clothes, then wait for me to dry your clothes and you will change them back." ”

The four idiots slowly calmed down, touched their wounds, and bandaged them well, she remembered that she had untied the strips of the chest cloth before she fainted, which means that her body must have been seen by Zhou Xuan, thinking about it like this, she was so anxious that the blood rushed to her head, her head dizzy, and she fell on the cloth felt again, and the strong four idiots are now dizzy at every turn!

After a while, the four idiots woke up slowly, and what they saw was a pair of concerned and bright slender eyes, which were too familiar, and the four idiots closed their eyes and didn't look at them, and asked weakly: "Who bandaged my wound?" ”

Zhou Xuan lied and didn't blink: "Naturally, it's Miss Meizhi, I was going to bandage you, but that one is not very convenient, right, fourth, you hide it from me so hard, I didn't even know you were a woman for more than a year, I really don't understand why you are pretending to be a man?" ”

The fourth idiot closed his eyes and didn't speak, so Zhou Xuan took the opportunity to look at her, and said in his heart: "The fourth child is not white and tender except for his facial skin. The facial features are still quite exquisite, she walks the rivers and lakes like this, acts as an assassin, is exposed to the sun and rain, and no matter how good her skin is, her skin will become rough, well, the fourth child has a bigger mouth. It's a bit like Shu Qi, her eyebrows must be pulled by herself, why does the fourth child pretend to be a man? Did you get any stimuli when you were a child? The third child is her cousin. It's her brother again, it's impossible not to know that she's a woman. But the fourth brother and the fourth brother helped her hide it, it's really weird! ”

The four idiots curled up sideways, the cloth skirt was torn by herself, revealing half of her thighs, the martial arts practitioner, these legs are really round and strong, and said: "Master, the tea slave contract is about to be canceled, and I can no longer serve the master." ”

Zhou Xuan asked, "What's going on?" You want to play tricks. said that after losing to me, he will be my tea slave for the rest of his life. How can you go back! ”

The four idiots said: "I was recognized by you, and I can no longer follow you, and when you beat me in the tea fight, you and I know the mystery in your heart, don't you want me to say it again?" I'm determined to go anyway. ”

How could such a good female bodyguard let go, Zhou Xuan said: "Fourth, don't you even understand the rules of the gambling game." Even if I cheat. But you didn't realize that you would still lose, how could you turn over the old accounts after a year. It's called no gambling, you know? ”

The four idiots closed their eyes and pursed their lips without speaking.

Zhou Xuan said again: "I have found out what your identity is, what is wrong with you being a woman?" Could it be that I, Zhou Xuan, have never seen a woman, and will eat you? This time to go to the Southern Han, do I have you missing? But you said you were leaving, it's too unjust! ”

The four idiots said: "Then wait for me to escort the master to the Southern Han and come back and leave, this will be fine." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Let's talk about it then, anyway, you are my tea slave, and you can't leave without my permission." ”

When Zhou Xuan was talking to the four idiots, Xu Mingjiang took a copper pot and a sheepskin bag from the wheelbarrow, the sheepskin bag was filled with rice wine, poured it into a small copper pot and put it on the fire to heat, and after a while, the wine was fragrant, and then poured it into two wooden bowls, picked up a bowl, and respectfully brought it to Zhou Xuan: "Master Hou, drink a bowl of Xinzhou glutinous rice wine." ”

Zhou Xuan thanked him, took the wine bowl, sniffed the smell of wine, and praised: "The rice wine in my hometown is fragrant-" said to the four idiots who were lying on their sides with their eyes closed: "Fourth, drink this bowl of rice wine, rice wine invigorates blood, and it is good for your injury." ”

Craftsman Xu hurriedly brought another bowl as well: "Master Hou, the villain also prepared a bowl for Mr. Fourth." ”

When the four idiots heard the title of "Mr. Fourth", they opened their eyes and reluctantly sat up, Zhou Xuan wanted to help her, but she stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "I'm fine, no one needs to take care of me." ”

Zhou Xuan knew that the four idiots had always been competitive, so he said: "Drink the rice wine, I can count on you to get better soon, now only you can protect me." ”

The four were obsessed with hearing this, so they immediately took the wooden bowl, looked at Xu Mingjiang and Mei Zhi first, and asked, "Master, who are the two of them?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "My fellow countryman, I met him last time I went back to Xinzhou. ”

The four idiots said "um", she had shed so much blood, and now her mouth was dry, and when she was about to drink a bowl of sweet rice wine, the warm wine entered her stomach, and her cold limbs quickly became warm.

Zhou Xuan also drank the rice wine, burped, felt a lot of tiredness, and said: "Xu Mingjiang, Miss Meizhi, if you are willing, how about going to Jiangzhou to settle down?" My father-in-law is Dr. Qin from the Jiangzhou Medical Departmentβ€”"

The four idiots interjected: "There is another father-in-law who is the envoy of the Fenghua Army. ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "Well, two fathers-in-law, three wives, one of the wives has not yet passed the door, and I will go to Jiangzhou to marry when I come back from the Southern Han Dynasty." ”

Xu Mingjiang said: "Thank you for taking care of the Hou Ye, let's discuss it with the villain." He and Mei Zhi walked to the side, muttered for a while, and the two husbands and wives came over together, and they were about to kneel down again, but Zhou Xuan hurriedly held on.

Xu Mingjiang said: "Hou Ye is now separated from his entourage and has no one to serve, and the villain couple is willing to go to the Southern Han Dynasty with Hou Ye and go to Jiangzhou together." ”

Zhou Xuan shook his head and said: "Nanhan, don't go, it's not a smooth road, there may be danger at any time, I'm not a pampered brother, I don't need someone to serve, the virtuous couple can go directly to Jiangzhou, go to the Zhou Mansion of Zhuquefang to find my father-in-law, Dr. Qin, and settle down in the house, there are many houses, and my mother-in-law is worried that no one lives and is not lively." ”

The four idiots drank a bowl of rice wine, felt much better, stood up and picked up his bloodstained shirt on the ground, and wanted to find a place with water to wash the bloodstains, and then dry and replace it. The dress looked like it had thorns on her body, which made her very uncomfortable.

In fact, in Zhou Xuan's opinion, Mei Zhi's lake-green cloth skirt is still quite elegant when worn on the four idiots, the four idiots are short and thin as men, but as a woman, they can be regarded as slim, with the slightly cold eyes of the four idiots. Both slender and heroic, there is a special look, if you comb a fallen bun again. Definitely a good woman!

Mei Zhi stepped forward and said, "Mr. Fourth wants to wash clothes, right, the slave family knows that there is a small pond by the temple." The slave family will wash it for you, right? ”

The four idiots were vain, knowing that they were not lightly injured, and they had to recuperate, so they immediately handed over the wet robe to Mei Zhi and said, "I'm tired." "Walk back to the cloth felt, sit cross-legged and exercise.

After a while, Mei Zhi came back from washing his robe, and Zhou Xuan took it over and dried it by the fire, and Zhou Xuan's own round-necked summer shirt had been dried. I wore it on my body.

At this time. Suddenly heard two dog barks in the distance, Zhou Xuan raised his eyebrows, put down the half-dried green shirt in his hand and strode out of the temple gate, ran to the camphor tree in the mountain pass to see, two people came on the side of the mountain road, leading two horses, and a golden retriever dog ran a few steps in front. He stopped and waited for the two men.

Zhou Xuan was overjoyed. Jumping out of the tree, he shouted, "Lulu! ”

The golden retriever instantly added. flew over close to the ground, and soon came to Zhou Xuan, running in circles around Zhou Xuan, his tail wagging violently, and he was extremely affectionate.

"The Princessβ€”"

"Masterβ€”"

The two of them also led the horse and limped to the mountain road, but it was Lihu and Fang Taiyi, because Zhou Xuan also smeared that strange fragrance, Fang Taiyi and Lihu took advantage of the heavy rain and darkness to get rid of the pursuers and let Lu Lu lead the way, and they really found Zhou Xuan, both of them were ecstatic.

Zhou Xuan saw that Dr. Fang and Lihu were injured, and the doctor himself was injured, so naturally he had bandaged them, and the two horses were also wounded by arrows, and the "Crane in the Clouds" suffered an arrow on the back buttocks, and Dr. Fang also bandaged the beloved horse of the county prince.

Zhou Xuan asked, "What about General Lin?" ”

Doctor Fang said: "Separated, General Lin and they should be fine, even I escaped with no weapons, how could Wu Yuebing have no choice but to get General Lin!" But it's really dangerous, thanks to Lihu. ”

Lihu smiled innocently, his face was still covered in blood, and he held an axe in his hand.

Zhou Xuan is right to think about it, Wu Yuebing's combat effectiveness is too poor, Dr. Fang has run out, Lin Ji will definitely be able to rush out, I don't know what happened to the overweight Snow Pig Prince? Chen Yanshou's martial arts are both high and fast, he should be able to escape with the Snow Pig Prince, and now it is impossible to go back to find them, so he can only wait for them at the foot of the Drum Mountain outside Fuzhou City.

Zhou Xuan and the golden retriever Lulu came to the small temple, Zhou Xuan only had the leisure to look at the temple door plaque at this time, it turned out that this temple was called "Snake King Temple", the Shanha people worship the snake, it seems that this temple is the temple of the Shanha people.

When the three of them entered the temple, the four idiots had already put on the half-dried green shirt, and their bodies were still steaming.

Zhou Xuan said: "Fourth, let Doctor Fang show you the injury." ”

Doctor Fang went to fetch the small medicine box on horseback, walked over and asked earnestly, "Where is Mr. Fourth injured?" Chest, wait for me-

The four idiots hurriedly said: "It's okay, a little injury, I've already applied the wound medicine." As he spoke, he glared at Zhou Xuan fiercely, thinking that you all know that I am a daughter, and let Doctor Fang treat my injuries!

Zhou Xuan approached and said in a low voice: "Fourth, doctors are originally to treat people, there is nothing to scruple about, don't shy away from doctors, it is important to treat injuries." ”

The four idiots glared at Zhou Xuan, and their voices were also very low: "Master, if you don't want to drive me away, don't expose my identity, what happened before, what will happen in the future, just act as if nothing happened." ”

Zhou Xuan glanced at the chests of the four idiots, and said in his heart: "How can it be that nothing has happened!" I want to help you when I see your buds sunken inward, forget it, I'll enlighten her later, I can't wait. He nodded and said, "Okay, we are still master and servant and friends, but it's good to let Doctor Fang give you a pulse and take some medicine." ”

Seeing that Zhou Xuan promised to get along with her as before, the four idiots settled down a little, and asked Imperial Doctor Fang to take her pulse.

Doctor Fang frowned and said: "I hurt my little lungs, fortunately, Mr. Fourth has a good physique, otherwise it will be dangerous, since the wound has been wrapped with my wound medicine, then take the Sanqi bear bile pill I configured, two a day, one in the morning and one in the evening, and the internal injury and congestion can be cleared after three days, and then slowly recuperate." As he spoke, he took out a jade bottle from the medicine box. Pour out a pill the size of a small fingernail and give it to the four idiots.

The four idiots took the "Sanqi Bear Bile Pill" and threw it into their mouths, and they didn't swallow it with water, just chewed and swallowed it.

A few people were discussing where to go next, and suddenly they heard a lot of footsteps in the depths of the mountain, as if a large number of people were coming, and they heard that the footsteps were actually coming towards the small temple. There are dozens of people, could it be Sergeant Wu Yue? There are also Wu Yue soldiers in the mountains?

Although Zhou Xuan has wisdom, he is also hanging in the air at this time. This small temple is built against a hill, and behind the temple is a steep cliff. There is no way to climb up, if you want to run away from the mountain road, Wu Yue soldiers will soon be able to catch up, and outside the mountain is Changxi County, Wu Yue soldiers are everywhere, the most important thing is that the four idiots are seriously injured, and they must not be bumpy.

Lihu raised his axe and roared: "Don't be surprised, master, come and cut one by one." Come two and chop two. ”

Xu Mingjiang ran to the temple gate to take a look. Xi said: "Master Hou, it's not Wu Yuebing, it's Shanha." ”

Zhou Xuan went out to take a look, and saw more than 30 mountain men, with their heads wrapped around and barefoot, in blue and blue short coats, and holding sticks. Leap from mountain trail to mountain trail. In a blink of an eye, I arrived at the "Snake King Temple".

The long-skinned Shanha shouted, "It wasn't a fire, I thought the temple was on fire!" "Stride into the temple and take a look. He was furious and said sharply, "Who told you to make a fire in the temple?" You Han people are deceiving people too much, do you want to burn down the temple of my Shanha people? The wooden stick in his hand waved "Huo", stared at Zhou Xuan and the others viciously, and shouted: "Kill these Han people!" ”

Xu Mingjiang had woven bamboo mats and bamboo chairs for the Shanha people before, and hurriedly said: "Shan Lord, we are all kind Han people, and we are sheltered from the rain hereβ€”β€”"

"Shelter from the rain, why do you burn the fire in the temple, don't you know that the snake king can't see the fire?" The lanky-faced Shanha was furious.

Zhou Xuan's heart was racing, laughing, very happy.

The slender face was stunned for a moment, and asked angrily, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I was entrusted with a dream by the Snake King, there is a big event, but I can't tell you, only you earth patriarchs are qualified to hear this big secret." ”

Zhou Xuan is going to perform his flickering stunt again, since he is in a high position, this trick is rarely useful, and he shows his skills in times of crisis, now it's time for him to play, for these simple and superstitious Shanha, Zhou Xuan has absolute confidence that he will succeed.

Sure enough, the slender and long-faced Shanha was angry, and he looked Zhou Xuan up and down in surprise, and saw that this young man was extraordinary, although he was not afraid of the threat of the sticks of the mountains, he was half convinced, and asked, "Who are you?" How could the snake king dream of you as a Han person? ”

Zhou Xuan had learned about the customs and beliefs of the Shanha people as early as when Jiangzhou designed the separation between Chen Si'an and Shanhapan and Lei, and then smiled and said: "I only ask you, is the snake king holding a dragon-headed cane?" ”

The slender face Shanha glanced at the statue in the middle of the temple, the statue was holding a dragon-headed cane, and the thin-faced Shanha sneered: "You said this when you saw this statue, don't think that we Shanha are so easy to deceive!" ”

Zhou Xuan laughed again: "The snake king I saw in my dream is much taller than this snake king statue, and there is a birthday star tumor in the middle of his forehead, this statue is not, right?" ”

The slender and long-faced Shan Ha exclaimed: "This is the Great Snake King of the Xianxialing Snake King Palace, you-

Zhou Xuan said: "I have never been to the Xianxialing Snake King Palace, I did see it in a dream, the Great Snake King told me a big secret, this secret is inconvenient to tell you, I want to say to your patriarch, by the way, this old man, your surname?" ”

The thin-faced Shanha replied, "My surname is Pan." ”

More than 30 Shanha men outside the temple said together: "We are all surnamed Pan." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Very good, take me to see your patriarch, this matter is very important, and you have to let your patriarch report to the patriarch Pan Yujiao as soon as possible." ”

The slender and long-faced Shanha heard Zhou Xuan talk about Pan Yujiao, his face changed, he looked at Zhou Xuan again, looked at the four idiots and others, and asked, "Why are you injured?" ”

Zhou Xuan looked at the mountain in the hall and frowned.

The thin-faced Shanha immediately understood, waved his hand to let the other Shanha withdraw from the hall, and then said, "You-if you have something to say, just say it." ”

Zhou Xuan said calmly: "It's not a secret, it's that Qian Weiyan of Fuzhou City wants to send someone to hunt me down, if you want to sell me to Qian Weiyan, Qian Weiyan will definitely reward you, come on, kidnap me to invite credit." ”

The thin-faced Shanha said angrily: "We Shanha people will never do such a shameless thing!" But I was secretly amazed in my heart. Even Shao Wujun wanted to arrest him on the festival of Qian Weiyan, this person really has a background, but why did this person mention the name of the patriarch Pan Yujiaodi? Why did he come here to find the Great Patriarch? He immediately said: "If you want to see me as the patriarch of the Xiapu Lingpan clan, I will take you there, and your entourage will go with us." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "That's the best. ”

Outside the temple gate, Shanha shouted: "Panshan chief, there are officers and soldiers coming!" ”

The thin-faced Shanha glanced at Zhou Xuan. Strode out, and saw a team of Wu Yuebu archers in green helmets and green armor coming from a distance.

Zhou Xuan asked Lihu to bring in the three horses under the corridor, and the "Jade Flower Skull" with snow-white fur and silver saddle gold. It was so conspicuous that the other two horses were also injured. It was easily recognized by Wu Yue soldiers.

The "Snake King Palace" was originally not allowed to desecrate the cattle and horses, but the slender face Shanha's eyes narrowed, and he didn't say anything, ordering his men to go down to Shanha to guard the temple, and he himself strode out from the middle of the camphor tree in the middle of the road.

Before the rain stopped, a team of 100 Wu Yuebu archers braved the rain to come to the mountain pass, and the leading infantry captain recognized the slender face of Shanha, and said loudly: "Panshan chief, what are you doing here?" ”

Panshan said: "It turned out to be Captain Xi." We are renovating the Snake King's Palace. Preparing for the sacrifice on August 15, what is Captain Xi's official business? ”

Captain Xi said: "Chasing a few bandits from the Tang Kingdom, did the chief of the mountain see a few people on horseback and with knives passing by this mountain road?" ”

Panshan said: "No. ”

Captain Xi said: "Whether there is it or not, I must always check in your village." ”

A hint of hatred flashed in the eyes of the chief of the mountain, and then he smiled and said: "Captain Xi, I Xiapuling donates silverware, animal skins, bamboo weaving, and tea to the county every year, in addition to that. Everything is autonomous. According to the rules, it has the right to refuse entry to outsiders. ”

"you!" Captain Xi scolded as soon as he opened his mouth, and he had to come out to arrest people on this rainy day. made him feel very unhappy, and these barbarians Shanha also spoke disrespectfully, and said angrily: "What rules? The rules are not all set by His Majesty King Qian, you barbarians sacrifice so many things every year, it will be lawless, rules are rules, but now is an extraordinary time, to hunt down fugitives, understand? You can go in anywhere to investigate, and if you stop us from entering and searching, you are harboring fugitives! ”

Panshan Chang said in a low voice: "Lord Xi, I, Xiapu Shanha, have always been tame, how can I harbor fugitives!" The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, this is a big day for my Shanha people to worship their ancestors, and I hope that Lord Xi will raise his noble hand, don't be embarrassed. As he spoke, he took out a pair of silver chuan from his arms and stuffed them into the hands of Lieutenant Xi.

Captain Xi said in his heart: "These poor ghosts, a pair of silver chuan is not five taels yet. He said, "Forget it, for the sake of your beautiful patriarch, I won't search for it." With a wave of his hand, he returned the way he came, with a hundred archers. Panshan Chang watched Captain Xi and his entourage turn around the mountain road and disappeared, only then did he stomp his feet and turn around, but saw Zhou Xuanli standing under the camphor tree, pointing to the direction where Wu Yuebing left and asking: "Panshan Chief, do these Wu Yuebing often blackmail you?" ”

Pan Shan Chang didn't answer, but said, "Sooner or later, let him die at my hands." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Take me to see your patriarch, I will help you not to be bullied by the Wu Yue people." ”

Panshan Chang stared at Zhou Xuan, and after a while, he shook his head and said, "Please." ”

Because the four idiots were seriously injured, Zhou Xuan asked Shanha to use a soft sedan chair to let the four idiots sit in the mountain, but the four idiots resolutely refused to allow it, saying that she could go.

Zhou Xuan glared and said, "Fourth, can you leave like this?" Didn't Doctor Fang say, move around as little as possible, and recuperate, do you want to faint suddenly while walking, and then let me carry you? If you like me to carry it, you can say it. ”

The four idiots said in shame: "You are talking nonsense. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Then make a sedan chair honestly." ”

The four idiots were really afraid that they would faint and Zhou Xuanhui would come to carry her, so they had to sit on the rattan sedan chair sullenly, feeling very uncomfortable, she has always relied on her own strength to go alone, never ask for help, and now she is injured, but she has to be taken care of everywhere, which is really uncomfortable.

Zhou Xuan and others followed Panshan Chang and his entourage to Hazhu Village, Xiapu Mountain, at this time the sky was clear, the sun shone through the clouds on the mountain forest, verdant and red, the scenery is not evil.

Walk through the seven or eight miles of mountain road to the west, but see the bamboo forest in a col in front of you, take a closer look, the bamboo forest is covered with bamboo buildings, there is a fence of bamboo weaving on the outermost edge, go around the village, this kind of bamboo fence uses the bamboo rooted in the ground after many years of planting and weaving, like a bamboo wall barrier, can not only guard against wild beasts, but also resist the enemy's attack.

The chief of the mountain led everyone to enter the village through the big bamboo gate, and there was a mountain to inquire.

Zhou Xuan held the white horse, walked and watched the scenery of the Shanha people's bamboo village, and came to a bamboo building.

The chief of Panshan asked Zhou Xuan and the six people to go up to the second floor, and the hot tea waited, and he went to report to the patriarch.

Zhou Xuan raised the teacup and took a sip, and praised: "Good tea, good water, but the cooking method is slightly wrong." "When I was thirsty, I didn't have the leisure to taste it carefully, and I drank it all.

The four idiots also wanted to bring tea to drink, but Dr. Fang stopped and said, "Mr. Fourth, you can't drink tea while taking it." "Let the mountain girl who was waiting on the side pour another water.

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Fourth, now when it comes to tea art, I am no longer inferior to you, I will taste it for you." He drank the tea in front of the four idiots.

The four idiots said: "Not necessarily." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "One day we will compare again." ”

The four idiots glanced at Zhou Xuan: "You're not in a hurry, think about how to deal with that old bald donkey." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I have a plan, naturally I am not in a hurry, and look at how I deal with that old bald donkey, I Zhou Xuan has never been so embarrassed." ”

As he was talking, the sound of the bamboo ladder sounded, and the mountain grew in front, followed by a Shanha woman, and behind this woman were two Shanha men. Zhou Xuan was stunned when he saw this Shanha woman, this woman is really beautiful, wearing a canoe-like bead crown on her head, a ribbon tied around her waist, a blue skirt and embroidered shoes with all kinds of flowers and birds, the whole person is very gorgeous, and her figure and appearance are extremely beautiful.