Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Fifty-two, on paper, it is finally shallow

Princess Qingle was so hungry that she ate more than a dozen pieces of deer breast, Xinzhou rice wine was sweet, she drank endlessly, this pure glutinous rice wine without water was still quite intoxicating, and Princess Qingle's cheeks were red, and she was very moving.

Zhou Xuan put away the deer breast and the only remaining rice wine, didn't let Princess Qingle eat and drink, and said: "You are really a gluttonous cat, can you eat so much of this cold thing, wait until your stomach hurts!" ”

Princess Qingle snorted and said: "It's really pitiful to follow you, you can't eat, alas, this princess will fall into this field, I really didn't expect it!" ”

Zhou Xuandao: "Well, being the princess of the Southern Han Dynasty is happy, three meals a day, delicacies from the mountains and seas, all of which are great supplements, and you eat fat and big ears-

Princess Qingle pounced on Zhou Xuan and scuffled with him, not letting him continue.

In the wilderness, lonely men and widows, this kind of scuffle can easily evolve into another kind of hand-to-hand combat, not to mention that Princess Qingle drank too much rice wine, with three points of alcohol, her face was red and fluttering, her eyes were watery, and she was sitting on Zhou Xuan's body, very spring-hearted, hooking Zhou Xuan's neck with both hands, and said in a greasy voice: "Cousin Xuan, I'll marry you now, let that snow pig die far away!" The beauty moved her mouth and hands, and as she spoke, her hand came down againβ€”

Zhou Xuan hugged Princess Qingle's waist and didn't let her move, otherwise she was really afraid that she wouldn't be able to control it, how could she have fun at this time? At any time, there may be Wu Yuebing or the four idiots and the Pan patriarch looking for them, and when the time comes, they will be like herding cattle and village aunts and Yehe, panicked and hasty, what's the point! Princess Qingle straddled Zhou Xuan, was hugged tightly by Zhou Xuan, twisted her body around, and said coquettishly: "Cousin Xuan." Hurry up, I can't wait, actually- I've been trying this kind of thing for a long time, two or three years, and I'm curiousβ€”"

"Ahh Zhou Xuan stretched out his hand and slapped Princess Qingle's beautiful buttocks, and said angrily: "You are still quite prodigal, you only thought about this two or three years ago when you were only fifteen or sixteen years old." See if I don't beat you to death! In Princess Qingle's buttocks, she hit her several times.

Princess Qingle called "ahhhh I haven't married you yet, and you can't take care of itβ€”" After a pause, he grinned again, "Of course, you can take care of me after I marry you." ”

The "marriage" that Princess Qingle said refers to the kind of love depicted in Da Le Fu, which is understandable, which girl doesn't think about spring? Princess Qingle used to pretend to be elegant, but she only thought about it secretly, thought confusedly, and didn't know the essentials, but now she has Cousin Xuan. I was more beloved, and of course I was in a hurry to try.

Zhou Xuan yawned and said, "Princess, look at this withered grass and rocks everywhere, is it where the place to talk about marriage is?" If you want to marry me, it should be on a gorgeous brocade bed, with ambergris on the desk, and music flowing between the walls, and then you will wait for me in vain. ”

What Princess Qingle heard, "ambergris is lingering, music flows". Nodding approvingly, from the noble princess to the mountain village girl, who is willing to make a hasty promise, hearing the last sentence "whitewashing", I can't help but be ashamed. Leaned over and bit Zhou Xuan's shoulder lightly, and said angrily: "Cousin Se! ”

Yawning will be contagious, Zhou Xuan's fake yawning attracted Princess Qingle's real yawn, Princess Qingle has been frightened these days, and she can be regarded as exhausted. = Vacated for midnight. The delicate princess who was raised in the deep palace had never suffered so much, she was really tired. Now snuggled in the arms of the man she trusted, warm, sweaty, and the powerful heartbeat was like a lullaby, and she fell asleep in a few moments.

Zhou Xuan sat very uncomfortable, the trunk of the ancient willow tree was noduled and protruding, and his back hurt, and Princess Qingle almost pressed on him, using him as a mattress, there is really no way, bear with it, what can you complain about with such a big beauty holding you!

The bright moon is slanting to the west, the quieter the surroundings, only the water of the Minjiang River flows endlessly, occasionally you can hear the crickets chirping in the rocks, listen to the sound and know that it is an inferior insect, and it can't be on the table.

Nephrite is warm and fragrant, Zhou Xuan couldn't sleep at first, his hand rested on Princess Qingle's thin waist and round buttocks and gently stroked, although through a layer of silk skirt, he could also feel the smooth and delicate skin, and his heart was very beautiful.

Thinking of Xiahou Tassel again, Xiahou Tassel just said that Xuefeng Mountain is not here to arrest him, who is it to catch? Grab the Plate Patriarch? What did she do when she came to Fuzhou to catch a little patriarch in Shanha?

I thought of the four idiots again, there are a lot of things today, and I haven't changed the medicine for the fourth child, and the fourth child must have changed it himself-

Zhou Xuan thought about it, but he couldn't resist the fatigue, leaned against the trunk of the tree, and fell asleep holding Princess Qingle in his arms.

About two hours later, at the end of the end of Yin and the beginning of the month, Princess Qingle woke up from the cold, although the climate in Fujian is warm, but in the wilderness of mid-autumn, the darkest time before dawn, it is still very cool.

Princess Qingle shrank into Zhou Xuan's arms, but it was still cold, and she couldn't wait to get into Zhou Xuan's robe, and when her body was rubbing, her waist and abdomen suddenly felt like she was being hit by a hot thing, so she sat up, reached over and touched it-

Princess Qingle almost screamed, and quickly revisited the Spring Palace paintings and Spring Palace dolls that she had seen, and felt very different, was it like this?

Princess Qingle's curiosity was extremely inflated, her eyes were wide open, and she tried hard to see, but she couldn't see clearly, the moon had sunk in the west, and the morning light had not yet appeared, only a thick darkness filled the sky and the earth.

Princess Qingle shook and shaked, grasped its probability, a heart "pounding" wildly, strong curiosity overcame the girl's shyness, one did not do, two endlessly, groped to untie the belt of Zhou Xuan's cyan trousers.

Zhou Xuan was wearing the clothes of a Shanha man, and the belt was wrapped several times, and it took a lot of effort for Princess Qingle to loosen the embroidered belt, and now she didn't feel cold at all, her face was red and her heart was beating, and her body trembled slightly.

The first ray of morning light was like a sharp arrow, piercing the thick black curtain encirclement, a moment of effort, the eastern sky was full of arrows, the darkness quickly receded, and the dawn on the bank of the Min River arrived.

The waistband of the pants faded, the truth was revealed, and Princess Qingle looked at the arrogant and stubborn thing in amazement. It's almost cross-eyed, and the paper has to be shallow, and you have to observe it in kind, you don't know if you don't see it, and you are startled when you see it, it's too vicious and hideous!

Zhou Xuan also woke up from the cold at this time, and Princess Qingle left his arms. Even the pants have been taken off, can you wake up without freezing? When he opened his eyes, in the morning light, the beautiful Princess Qingle was kneeling beside him, with a long drape, a shy face, and a focused expression. Follow her gazeβ€”

"Wow!" Zhou Xuan shouted, jumped up and pulled up his pants, grabbed the waistband of his pants with one hand, and pointed at Princess Qingle with the other: "You, you, you, it's so rude!" ”

Princess Qingle blushed so much that she was about to drip blood, bit her lip and stood up and said, "Just take a look, it's nothing, anyway, I'm going to marry you, it doesn't matter if you see." ”

"You're justified, you're justified!" Zhou Xuan quickly tied up his belt. rushed over and grabbed Princess Qingle under her armpit, slapped her on the back of the buttocks twice, and then let go of her and said, "I have never seen a princess like you, you can be described as cowardly." ”

Princess Qingle stroked her hips with her hands behind her back, pouted, and said, "You are talented, you are a cousin!" ”

The two of them frolicked for a while, then went east along the Min River and rushed to Gushan to talk. Princess Qingle had already put on the black silk pants, she rode a horse, and Zhou Xuan walked with the reins of the horse.

Princess Qingle was wearing the flower crown, her eyes were glancing at Zhou Xuan, and she didn't know what she was thinking. Holding back a smile.

After walking along the river, the sky was already bright, and I saw a group of children walking around in the field in front of me, each with a bamboo tube in their hands, obviously catching crickets.

Zhou Xuan said: "Find a way to mix hot tea and hot rice to eat." Tilting his head and looking Princess Qingle up and down.

Princess Qingle said: "Look at what I'm doing, can't I beg for anything?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "You will scare people away when you come to the door." ”

Princess Qingle frowned and said, "You are talking nonsense." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Extreme beauty and extreme ugliness are one effect, and they are both scary. He said. suddenly grabbed the corner of Princess Qingle's skirt. "Snort" tore off a large piece, Princess Qingle's palace skirt is layered. Tear off a piece so that your legs won't be exposed.

Princess Qingle exclaimed, "What are you doing! ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Lower your head." ”

Although Princess Qingle didn't understand what Zhou Xuan was going to do, she still obediently lowered her head.

Zhou Xuan put the piece of silk cloth that he tore off the ground on Princess Qingle's face, tied a knot at the back of his head, and nodded: "This is good, I can't see your face, so I won't scare people away." ”

Princess Qingle is not stupid, she knows that she is very beautiful, Cousin Xuan is afraid that she will be too eye-catching, Wu Yue is still arresting them, and she really can't be too public, and said: "Cousin Xuan, but you have to let my eyes be exposed, why are you even blindfolded together, how can I see this!" ”

Zhou Xuandao: "The eyes can't be exposed, if they are exposed, they will be white, the eyes of a princess of your color will hook the soul, I am still worried that I can't cover your figure, why don't you pretend to be a pregnant woman and stuff some straw into it?" ”

"Don't!" Princess Qingle heard Zhou Xuan say that her eyes would hook the soul, and her heart was happy, but if she wanted her to pretend to be a pregnant woman, she was not happy, and said: "The pregnant woman is too ugly, like a needle, ugly to death." ”

Hearing this, Zhou Xuan sighed leisurely: "I don't know if the needle has been delivered?" Alas, my baby Xiao Zhiruo may have been born, but I am here to wander, wow! ”

Princess Qingle was very jealous, snorted heavily, looked up, fortunately, although separated by a layer of silk, she could also distinguish things dimly, just like under the moon last night.

Zhou Xuan led the horse and approached the group of children, and said with a smile: "Boys, have you ever caught a good worm?" ”

More than a dozen children pricked up their heads together and looked at Zhou Xuan, and said:

"I caught a blackback cricket."

"I also caught a black-backed cricket, which is bigger."

"Is the guest from Fuzhou City coming to buy crickets?"

"This man is not, this man is a barbarian in the mountainsβ€”"

Zhou Xuanban raised his face and said: "Don't call the barbarians, you have to call Shanha friends, I am a master of fighting insects, you bring the insects to me, which one is strong and which one is weak, I can see it at a glance, if you don't believe it, try it on the spot." ”

The children were energetic, and immediately there were five or six bamboo tubes stretched out in front of Zhou Xuan, loaded with some black-backed crickets, and even white-backed crickets, these children don't know how to fight insects at all!

Zhou Xuan looked at it, pointed to a black-backed cricket and said, "There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is called the king." It's awesome here. ”

The other two boys with black-backed crickets were not convinced, thinking that their crickets were bigger, so they fought, and the result was needless to say, naturally Zhou Xuan's eyes were like torches.

A boy shouted, "I still have a few crickets at home, and my friends will come to my house to have a look." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Okay, if there are good crickets above the yellow back, I will buy them." The bid must be higher than that of the people from Fuzhou. ”

A group of children happily surrounded Zhou Xuan and walked north, saying that three miles north of this place was their village, Luoxing Village.

Princess Qingle whispered, "Cousin Xuan, do you have any silver?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "No. ”

Princess Qingle said: "Then how do you go to buy other people's crickets?" ”

Zhou Xuandao: "What are you afraid of, learn to promote the weaving of scriptures, let me do whatever I want in the world, as long as there is still fun in this world." There's nothing I can't mix! ”

After a while, when I arrived at Luoxing Village, the people in the village were simple and warmly entertained Zhou Xuan and Princess Qingle.

Princess Qingle was delicate and had no appetite, so she casually drank half a bowl of brown rice porridge and put down her chopsticks. She didn't untie the silk towel covering her face when she ate, so she had to lift the corner of the silk towel with one hand and eat it slowly.

Zhou Xuan explained to the villagers that this was his cousin, who had red pox on her face, very ugly, and was going to go to the city to find a doctor for treatment.

Princess Qingle kicked Zhou Xuan under the table.

Full of tea and food, Zhou Xuan began to comment on the crickets in the village. There were more than 30 large and small tile pots on the long table, Zhou Xuan didn't expect that the wind of fighting crickets in this small village was so prosperous, and after asking, he learned that it was the younger brother of King Wu Yue, Shao Wujun's festival envoy Qian Weiyan loved fighting insects, and ordered that each household must offer a cricket. No matter how good or bad, just ask for a lot, if you offer yellow-backed crickets, there will be a reward, not to mention blue-backed crickets, it is said that there are dozens of taels of silver reward, but Luoxing Village has never caught green-backed crickets.

Zhou Xuan looked at the only six yellow-backed crickets in the village and pointed out that one of them had the most red teeth.

The villagers were impressed. These six yellowback crickets have already fought each other. Indeed, Red Fang is the most powerful.

Zhou Xuan asked: "Is there a place for gambling bugs near here?" ”

Someone replied: "Yes, there are gambling bugs in Baisha Town, ten miles to the east." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Among the yellow-backed crickets. This red tooth is powerful, about the rank of colonel, you can go to gamble, I will bet on the money, the money won is half of the money, you send two people with me, and prepare an ox cart, my cousin is afraid of the wind, and wants to take the car. ”

After a while, the ox cart was ready, Zhou Xuan let Princess Qingle sit in the simple bamboo canopy ox cart, he rode a horse, two villagers followed, and a few children who watched the excitement went to Baisha Town, Zhou Xuan had already asked what direction Gushan was in, and it was more than 100 miles southeast of Baisha Town.

At the end of the day, Zhou Xuan and his entourage came to Baisha Town, Zhou Xuan used his leakage shadow knife as a bet, won two games in a row, easily won twenty taels of silver, and put ten taels of silver with the two villagers, so happy that the two of them couldn't keep their mouths together.

Zhou Xuan said: "I'm going to take my cousin to see a doctor, so I'm leaving." ”

Zhou Xuan went to the ready-to-wear shop in the town to buy a set of autumn shirts and robes for himself, this Shanha costume always felt awkward, not chic enough, and a Shanha man walked around with a Han masked woman, which was very inappropriate, and bought a collared embroidered shirt and a small tufted flower long skirt for Princess Qingle, violet, and spent a total of two taels of silver.

Princess Qingle changed her dress in the compartment of the ready-to-wear shop, this figure is really good-looking, the old tailor in the ready-to-wear shop saw the face-covered Princess Qingle come out, and her eyes lit up, thinking that her tailoring skills had improved by leaps and bounds, and the tailor-made dress was so good-looking!

Princess Qingle is always nondescript with this piece of silk cloth, and Zhou Xuan spent another penny and five silver to buy a hat, with a face cover, which can not be seen when she wears it, but it is much more natural, and the power is light and thin, which will not hinder Princess Qingle's vision.

Princess Qingle looked at Zhou Xuan with affection, and felt that Cousin Xuan was really good, he really knew how to take care of people, and he would marry Cousin Xuan when he died, regardless of whether his father and mother were allowed or not.

When I got out of the garment shop, I saw that one of the Luo Xing villagers did not return to the village, sitting on an ox cart and waiting for Zhou Xuan to come out.

The simple villager said: "Do you still need to use ox carts, I can always send two of you to Gushan." ”

Zhou Xuanxi said: "Then thank you." "With this villager and the ox cart as cover, even if you encounter Wu Yuebing on the road, it will be easy to deal with.