Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Fifty-three, Happy Meeting (Asking for Votes)

In the autumn of Fujian, all kinds of fruits are competing to go on the market, Zhou Xuan bought a large basket of fruits, including grapefruit, green pear, red pear, banana, longan, star fruit, tomato, ox heart persimmon, washed and rested on the ox cart, and bought a bundle of firewood to let the "night jade flower skull" on the pack, covering the gorgeous saddle, he and Princess Qingle sat in the ox cart, not in a hurry, safety first.

Zhou Xuan handed over a few bananas for the Luoxing villagers who were driving the car to eat, Princess Qingle had never eaten bananas before, it was very strange, eating bananas was not a big bite, but carefully*, that posture made Zhou Xuan stunned.

Princess Qingle was sucking and eating bananas, while looking at the "Zhaoye Jade Flower Horse" walking slowly with the ox cart, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on the saddle, this divine horse extraordinary "Night Jade Flower Horse" at this time carrying firewood, the horse is yellow and sloppy, and it has really become a village horse that ploughs the fields.

Princess Qingle laughed in a low voice: "If the queen mother sees that the queen mother has become like this, she must be angry, and when she returns to Jinling, I will report to the queen mother, saying that cousin Xuan abused the hurry." ”

Zhou Xuan lifted the light yarn, and bent his fingers on Princess Qingle's pink cheeks, and the blow was broken? Fortunately, it was not broken, and said: "What is it to abuse a horse, I also want to abuse my aunt's precious daughter-"

"You dare!" Princess Qingle's slender snow-white neck is very arrogant.

"Don't you dare?" Zhou Xuan's eyes stared at Princess Qingle's round buttocks.

This gaze seemed to have substance, and Princess Qingle only felt that her buttocks were itchy and her face was flushed, and she was coquettish: "Cousin Color, don't mess around." The mouth snorted at the back of the villager who was driving the car, and the daring princess also knew what to scruple about.

Speaking of "Illuminating the Night Jade Flower Flower", Princess Qingle remembered her mount "Maple Dew Purple" and asked, "Cousin Xuan, where is my Maple Dew Purple?" ”

Zhou Xuan lowered his voice and said, "I sacrificed my life heroically outside Changxi City. ”

Princess Qingle, like Xiao Zhouhou, loved horses very much, and then heard that her mount had died. I was so angry that I cried.

Zhou Xuan hurriedly said: "Don't be sad, the fourth child has already avenged Feng Luzi." There were two clicks. ”

Princess Qingle swallowed for a while. Stopped crying. lifted his veil, pursed his red lips and said, "Cousin Xuan, then you comfort and comfort me-"

This princess is a nymphomaniac again, but that coquettish. Even a saint can't bear to refuse, Zhou Xuan took a lot of trouble and comforted Princess Qingle silently.

Both of them were very excited, and they were kissing while looking at the driver, for fear that the driver would turn back, but their tongues were entangled and reluctant to separate. It's a cheating feeling.

The old cow walked unhurriedly on the dirt road, walked 20 miles in an hour, and arrived at Nanshan Village in the afternoon, where he had a meal at a restaurant at the head of the village and fed some forage to the cattle and horses. ^^

The simple Luo Xing villager faintly felt that the identity of the cousins was not ordinary, and he didn't dare to dine at the same table with Zhou Xuan and the others, so he sat on the side and drank sweet potato wine. Eat drunken chicken.

Princess Qingle has never dined at a restaurant like this. Monk Jingquan took her away for a few days, although he also stayed in the inn. But she never let her show her face, washing and dining are all in the guest room, how can it be so fresh to sit by the window now, the scenery of the village is in full view, and the aroma of Fujian specialties is fragrant.

Four dishes, one wine and one soup, the four dishes are - lychee meat, drunken chicken, dried shrimp tofu, and one is known as the "Buddha jumping over the wall" smorgasbord, cooked with more than ten kinds of raw materials such as sea cucumber, abalone, mushrooms, etc., the color and flavor are complete, it is the first dish in Fujian, I didn't expect this mountain village shop can also taste it, Princess Qingle tasted it, it was delicious, and it was delicious.

The wine is Gushan sweet potato wine, and the soup is sea rice and cabbage soup, both of which have a unique flavor.

Princess Qingle said to Zhou Xuan while eating "Buddha jumping over the wall": "Cousin Xuan, today is my fastest day. ”

Zhou Xuan glared at her and said, "Yesterday you also said that you were the most lively, which day is the fastest!" ”

Princess Qingle smiled and said: "Yesterday I was scared half to death, I was more worried and less happy, although later-later it was very fast, but it was still the fastest today, maybe tomorrow will be faster, and I will be happy with Cousin Xuan." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled, this princess is too charming, I really can't stand her.

Princess Qingle also wanted to drink, but Zhou Xuan didn't let her drink, and waited until she got drunk and haunted people.

After pondering in the restaurant for more than half an hour, Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "Why hasn't the golden retriever Lulu brought anyone to catch up, there won't be any accidents, could it be that someone was arrested by Wu Yuebing?" "It's useless to think too much, rush to Gushan and talk about it.

The ox cart went out of Nanshan Village, and before it went out of five miles, he heard the familiar dog barking from behind, Zhou Xuan was overjoyed, jumped off the ox cart, looked towards the road, and saw a big dog with golden hair rushing in front, and there were cars and horses behind.

The golden retriever Lulu quickly jumped in front of Zhou Xuan, Zhou Xuan touched its head, and said happily: "Haha, Lulu, you are so good, you really found me." ”

Lulu barked and wagged his tail in a very affectionate manner.

Followed by Lihu, he strode to Zhou Xuan, his face was full of joy, and he only called "master", so happy that he didn't know what to say.

Immediately, two horses rushed over, it was Doctor Fang and the four idiots, seeing Zhou Xuan's troubles, they were overjoyed.

Princess Qingle also got off the ox cart, calling "Dr. Fang, Mr. Fourth", and reunited after the catastrophe, anyone who looks at it is amiable

Suddenly, I heard two screams, and two girls rushed in, one called "Uncle" and the other called "Princess", which were cumin and aromatic tea.

The Luo Xing villager who was driving the ox cart stood by the old cow and looked at Zhou Xuan's group of people blankly.

Zhou Xuan frowned slightly, and said, "What is Gong Zhu's name, you want to call Miss Gong." ”

Fangcha was stunned for a moment, then saw that there were outsiders present, and hurriedly said, "Yes, Miss Gong." ”

Princess Qingle took cumin and aromatic tea by the hand, and was so happy that she wanted to jump.

The four idiots whispered to Zhou Xuan: "Master, what to do with this ox cart?" ”

Zhou Xuan is not a hero, he can't treat human life like a mustard, and said to the villagers of Naluoxing: "This old man, I have worked hard for you, my companion has arrived, don't bother you to drive away, I still have something to ask you to help with-"

The simple villager hurriedly said: "Your honorable guest just commands. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I have five taels of silver here, you can take it, and within five days, go to Luoxing Village to catch three yellow-backed crickets for me." ”

The villager said, "Okay." The villain must do it, where will he hand it over to the distinguished guest after five days? Drum Mountain? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "My companion has arrived. I won't go to Drum Mountain. You can wait for me in Baisha Town in five days. After I went to Fuzhou City to treat my cousin's illness, I had to go back to Baisha Town to gamble, which was my blessed land. ”

The villager nodded again and again, but said, "The silver villain will not accept it first." It's not too late to harvest the insects when they are caught. ”

Zhou Xuan stuffed the silver into his hand: "I have always paid first and then received the goods, I can trust you, go, see you in five days." ”

The villager drove back with the ox-cart.

The four idiots said: "This person won't go to sue the master, right?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "This ignorant villager knows something, it's okay, let's go." ”

Princess Qingle rode in a carriage with cumin and aromatic tea. It was Pan Shan Chang who was driving, and when he asked about the beautiful female patriarch, Pan Shan said that he didn't see their patriarch later.

Zhou Xuan said: "The patriarch Pan is smart and intelligent, she will be fine, she will go to Gushan to meet me after she throws off the chasing soldiers, and she wants to accompany me to Zhangzhou to meet the patriarch Pan Yujiao." Pan Shan Chang heard Zhou Xuan say "Pan Yujiao" and smiled. Showing snow-white teeth.

The group continued on their way. When we meet after the chaos, we feel extremely comfortable.

The four idiots rode the "crane in the clouds". smiled and said to Zhou Xuan: "Master, last night the people of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian fought with Wu Yuebing, both sides were killed and wounded, and two warriors of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian were captured alive by Wu Yuebing, but the old bald donkey didn't see it, maybe he saw that the situation was not good, so he slipped away first." ”

Zhou Xuan laughed: "Very good, we have come to operate, now it's time for the old bald donkey to suffer for them, it's best to find a way to let Qian Weiyan fight with the old bald donkey, and go all out to chase and kill the old bald donkey, then it's exciting." ”

The four idiots said: "This is easy to do, when I enter Fuzhou City to kill a family member of Qian Weiyan, and then frame it on the bald head of the old bald donkey, Qian Weiyan still can't hate the old bald donkey to the bone?" ”

Zhou Xuan praised: "Fourth, there is really your land, this is called tooth for tooth, in Changxi, the old bald donkey dealt with us like this, and now it's time to repay the debt, but fourth, how are you injured?" Who helped you change your dressing last night? ”

The four idiots said: "I changed the ground by myself, and more than half of my injuries are healed, and I can almost borrow a knife to kill people the day after tomorrow." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I can go to Fuzhou the day after tomorrow, but I don't like to kill people, so I will set a fire and burn Qian Weiyan to protect the mansion, and then show that this is the work of the National Division of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, the purpose is to let Qian Weiyan immediately release the two warriors of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, and stop chasing and killing the people of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, arson is just a warning, otherwise you will take the money and play the dog's head - but there is a difficulty here?" ”

The four idiots asked: "Isn't it easy to set fires, what are the difficulties?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Qian Weiyan will be furious if his house is burned, and he will not be afraid of this threat, but Wu Yuebing is vigorously chasing down the old bald donkey, won't we also suffer?" ”

The four idiots nodded and said, "The master is careful, I didn't take these into account." ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "The fourth child is a lone ranger, of course I don't think about these, I have to think about this big group of people - when I get to Gushan, I think that the old bald donkey is unwilling to be taken back by me like this, he will not leave Fuzhou early, he will continue to search for us, and he will not die." ”

Cumin raised her head from the car window and said, "Uncle, the wicked woman under the old monk slapped cumin four times, and my uncle wants to be the master of cumin." ”

Princess Qingle told the cumin wit and courage along the way, and praised the cumin greatly.

Zhou Xuan was pleasantly surprised: "It turned out that it was cumin's ploy to see the fire on the sea that night, thanks to cumin, otherwise our ship would have chased straight over, and this time we could save the princess safely, cumin is the first credit." ”

When Cumin heard her uncle praise her like this, she retracted her head embarrassedly, and just said, "Uncle wants to avenge cumin." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Okay, when you catch that wicked woman, let cumin slap her forty times." ”

Cumin said happily: "Yes, that's what cumin thinks." ”

Zhou Xuan and his entourage of eight people went east along the north bank of the Min River, and when they arrived at Jingxi Town, it was already twilight.

Zhou Xuan shouted: "Kuye, I have no silver, and the only five taels of silver were given to that Luoxing villager, and it costs money to eat in this hotel." ”

The four idiots said: "I originally had fifty taels of gold leaves, and they were all thrown into the sea." ”

There is no silver in the mountain, only a hundred dollars, what is the use!

Princess Qingle and cumin naturally don't have any silver.

Zhou Xuan scratched his head and said: "This is troublesome, do you want me to make money now, why is my life so bitter!" ”

Princess Qingle was not worried, "Gege" smiled: "Cousin Xuan, you go to gamble insects to make money." ”

Doctor Fang groped around on his body and took out two small ingots of silver: "Jungong, I still have ten taels of silver here." ”

Zhou Xuan took the silver and said: "Very good, even if you lent Miss Li, ten times the profit-Miss Li, remember, go back to Jinling to return Dr. Fang ten taels of gold." ”

Doctor Fang knew that Zhou Jungong was witty and funny, and even said: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

Princess Qingle said: "This silver is worth a hundred, one is a hundred, Doctor Fang, go back to Beijing and let Zhou Jungong return you a hundred taels of gold." ”

Zhou Xuan laughed, and was about to enter Jingxi Town, but saw a mountain man standing in front of the stone fence gate at the head of the town.

When the mountain chief heard this, he was anxious and asked, "How long has the great patriarch gone?" ”

The man replied, "More than an hour." ”

Panshan Chang said to Zhou: "Lord Zhou, the patriarch of my family must not fall into the hands of the Qingyuan people, Lord Zhou must save her." ”

Zhou Xuan asked: "Is it the Qingyuan people who want to arrest the Pan Patriarch?" ”

Panshan said: "Yes, last night, among those Wu Yue soldiers, there were people from Qingyuan, who checked our Shanha women one by one, and they came to arrest the patriarch of my family." ”

Zhou Xuanxin said: "The patriarch of the chasing pan should be the father of the tassel land, Xiahou Yun, it's really weird, what are they doing from Qingyuan to catch a female patriarch in Xiapu Mountain?" ”