Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Dynasty XXVIII
The four idiots have followed Zhou Xuan for nearly a year, usually juju, Go, a faction of Sven, and born thin and small, as if harmless to humans and animals, it is easy for people to ignore his edge, at this time, like a tiger that has escaped, a falcon that breaks the cage, if people are in the wind, the knife is like lightning, and the killer is heroic.
The target of the four idiots is Gong Chengshu, this person is not only the master of the Southern Han Dynasty, but also a hidden master, if he can kill in one fell swoop, he can deter the Southern Han people on the treasure ship, and now there is no need to consider the friendship between the Han and Tang countries, the sea god wind is approaching, and if he does not seize the dominance of the treasure ship, it is likely that the whole ship will die.
The knife of the four idiots is only four inches long, fast, ruthless, accurate, and skillful, and pays attention to killing with a knife, and rarely misses, but this time it missed-
This old eunuch Gong Chengshu, who is in his early fifties, really has an amazing artistic career, with a mouth and two copper pills shooting towards the four idiots, the purpose is to stop the four idiots, and he has time to calmly retreat or fight back.
Seeing the two copper pills coming one after the other, they didn't dodge, but only turned the knife in their hand to the side, and with two "snort" sounds, the two copper pills swept past the blade and split into four halves---
The four idiots snorted, and the small knife in his hand suddenly flourished, and slashed towards Gong Chengshu's head, this knife is to kill Gong Chengshu, and the four idiots hated this dead eunuch very much, and even said that he was a woman, and asked him to strip and inspect in public, is it tolerable?
Gong Chengshu was scolded by Zhou Xuan as an old wicked woman, his voice trembled hoarsely, and the strength of the copper pill he spit out was greatly reduced, but he didn't stop the four idiots in the slightest, and he was shocked when he saw that Xueliang's knife was close to the door of his head. As soon as the palm of his hand was flipped, a shaku-five iron rod was blocked upwards, and at the same time, the sharp short knife was cut off against his left temple, and his left ear was cut----
The four idiots shrank their arms and stabbed again. As a result, this dead eunuch suddenly heard the wind in the back of his head, and another iron rod smashed horizontally, but it was another old eunuch beside the Snow Pig Prince, who dared to love the eunuchs like to use iron rods as weapons, one foot five long, the thickness of the arms, the meaning is far-reaching!
The four idiots fell on their backs, and the iron rod swept over his skull. At the same time, the knife in his hand was pushed back, but it was empty, and the old eunuch had already retreated.
Gong Chengshu did not attack the four idiots with the old eunuch, he retreated eight feet sharply, and the left ear that was cut off was in his left palm. The blood flowed from one hand, and the stubble in the left ear flowed a neck, and the inner master who was used to being powerful was stunned, this is his ear, and it was cut off. This is the second time he has been cut after being cut!
Zhou Xuan was not idle. personally out of the horse, jumped onto the long table, holding the Qingyuan famous knife ---- the leaky knife in his hand, taking advantage of the two master eunuchs around the Snow Pig Prince and the four idiots to fight, and the Southern Han Dynasty axe armor has not rushed up, directly to the Snow Pig Prince, if the Snow Pig Prince is also a master, then he will admit it.
Snow Pig really looks like a master. Seeing Zhou Xuan rushing with a knife. But he sat still like Mount Tai, and seemed to be a bold posture. It's just that his eyes widened and his face was full of shock, it's not that he doesn't want to hide, he's fat, if he wants to stand up, he has to breathe first.
Zhou Xuan smoothly strangled the neck of the Snow Pig Prince with his left arm, aimed the leaky knife at his eyebrows, and shouted: "Shopkeeper Liu, are you a big bully, how can you open a casino like this?" ”
Seeing that Zhou Xuan had succeeded, the four idiots retreated to Zhou Xuan's side, raising a knife and staring at Gong Chengshu and another old eunuch, only these two in the cabin were top masters, and the black-robed big nose was also a strong opponent, but fortunately he was scolded by the Snow Pig Prince and ran away.
Lin Ji and the two Fenghua soldiers also held their blades to protect Zhou Xuan's side at this time, and the axe-wielding armor of the Southern Han Dynasty was centered on the long table, with three layers inside and outside, and a large number of panicked attendants and entourage, seeing that His Royal Highness the Prince was held hostage by Zhou Xuan, they were all shocked for a while, and the hall was silent, only to hear the sea breeze howling and the heavy rain pouring.
As soon as the Snow Pig Prince stretched his neck, he was slapped by Zhou Xuan on the skull, and the leaky knife flickered, and shouted: "Don't move, the knife will really kill you if you stab it in, you still give me honesty before the arrival of the heavenly soldiers." ”
This slap stunned the Snow Pig Prince, and he couldn't speak, and the green gauze hat fell to the ground.
This green gauze hat can't be dropped, Zhou Xuan motioned for his soldiers to pick it up, he personally put this green hat on the Snow Pig Prince, and said in a slow tone: "Shopkeeper Liu, I'll come to your casino to play, how can you let your subordinates bully me and wait?" ”
When the Snow Pig Prince saw Zhou Xuan personally put on a green hat for him, this was a friendly expression, and he felt a little relieved, and said: "Zhou Marriage--- Zhou Da guest officer, misunderstanding and misunderstanding, this shopkeeper has no malice towards you, no malice." ”
Zhou Xuan nodded and said: "Shopkeeper Liu is quite sophisticated, but you two subordinates ----" pointed at the two old eunuchs ten steps away: "These two completely ignore the rules of the casino, and they want to capture and kill me, so I'm not welcome, I have to cut a few knives on Shopkeeper Liu's face to play." As he spoke, he scraped the fat face of the Snow Pig Prince with a blade, but the Snow Pig Prince had no beard on his face, otherwise he would have lost his hair.
The Snow Pig Prince was not fearless because he was the heir of the Jade Emperor, he was so frightened that he trembled all over, and said in a trembling voice: "Officer Zhou, what a misunderstanding---- Er quickly retreated, don't disturb Officer Zhou." ”
Dozens of axe-wielding armor soldiers were about to retreat, and Gong Chengshu, who was bandaging his wounds at the other end of the long table, shouted angrily: "Catch them, catch them, I'm going to cut these five people into meat sauce!" ”
Inner Taishi has great power and is good at torture, in the Southern Han Dynasty, it can be said that everyone is afraid, and the threat is extremely heavy, he shouted loudly, and the armor in the ship hall immediately did not dare to retreat, but approached Zhou Xuan and the five people, as well as the Snow Pig Prince, half a step, spear halberd, axe, Han Mangsensen, if they rushed up together, no matter how powerful the four idiots were, they could only take care of themselves at most.
Zhou Xuan shouted, his voice was also very useful now, and he shouted: "I don't know whether I live or die, let's see who this is?" The blade slapped on the Snow Pig Prince's face, and said to the Snow Pig Prince: "Hey, Shopkeeper Liu, are you the shopkeeper, or are the two old women the shopkeeper?" Why don't these people listen to you, and they wish they could kill you by my hand? This trick of killing people with a knife is so poisonous! ”
The Snow Pig Prince was shocked and angry, and shouted, "Hurry up and retreat for me, or I will be beheaded all over the house!" ”
The group of armor soldiers were terrified and retreated. But he took three steps back, stopped again, and looked at Gong Chengshu together, although the prince is terrible, but the inner master is even more terrifying.
The imperial physician of the Han Palace on the ship had already bandaged Gong Chengshu's wounds, and Gong Chengshu finally reluctantly dropped his left ear, wiped the blood on his hands, and took two steps forward with a thick subway stick. Gritted his teeth and said: "The surname Zhou does not dare to touch His Royal Highness the Prince, His Royal Highness the Prince is the heir of the Jade Emperor, no one can kill him, all the armorers, listen to my orders----"
Gong Chengshu was furious and frenzied, and he wanted to ignore Liu Shousu's life and death, and wanted to order Zhou Xuan's five people to be cut into pieces. I heard the Snow Pig Prince howl: "Wow, I am also killed!" ”
But it turned out that Zhou Xuan used a knife to make a small cut on the right side of the snow pig prince's face, and the blood oozed out and flowed on the white and fat cheeks, which was very dazzling.
Gong Chengshu also shut up in shock.
Zhou Xuan asked with a smile in a very terrifying tone: "Shopkeeper Liu." Know the pain? Do you want to try another cut? ”
"It hurts!" The Snow Pig Prince shouted: "Don't don't, don't try, I know it hurts." ”
Zhou Xuan looked around at the armor and said slowly: "Although Prince Liu is the heir of the Jade Emperor, I am also a star in the sky. Neck and neck. So I can kill Prince Liu, don't force me to make a move, if Liu Jixing knows that the prince was forced to death by you armor soldiers, you don't have to go back to China, just run for your life, but the old and young in the family are waiting to be beheaded all over the house, it's miserable! ”
Liu Jixing is brutal, no one is afraid. The warriors all looked terrified. Two more steps back.
The Snow Pig Prince shouted, "Get out!" ”
Although the inner master is weighted, after all, it is also given by Liu Jixing. Therefore, I had to listen to the orders of His Royal Highness the Prince, and the soldiers did not dare to stay, and were about to withdraw from the ship hall, but they heard Zhou Xuan shouting: "Slow." Then they all stopped and listened to Zhou's announcement.
Gong Chengshu saw that Zhou Xuan ordered them to come from the Han Kingdom, and these soldiers didn't dare not listen, so they were really angry, and shouted angrily: "If the surname Zhou dares to touch a cold hair of His Royal Highness the Prince, he will be broken into ten thousand pieces!" ”
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Old woman, who are you scaring for, no one listens to you, you have to come up yourself, let me cut off your right ear, so that it is symmetrical." ”
Gong Chengshu screamed angrily, but he didn't dare to step forward, he was frightened by the cold knife of the four idiots before, this kind of fox fake tiger power is both fierce and timid.
Gong Chengshu glanced at the old eunuch beside him, and the old eunuch shook his head, saying that he was not sure that he could defeat the four idiots, and the prince was in the hands of Zhou Xuan, Zhou Xuan looked like a scholar, but like an outlaw, so it was best not to force it, otherwise he would really do something to His Royal Highness the Prince.
The big ship shook again, the second wave of the storm hit, the waves of several meters of height slapped on the thick board of the ship's side, the sound was amazing, the whole big ship was shaking, the utensils on the cabin hall were rolling, and the people were not able to stand steadily, and a few armor soldiers fell to the ground and rolled towards Zhou Xuan, and were kicked away by Lin Ji and two personal soldiers.
Gong Chengshu screamed: "Sea God Wind, Sea God Wind, it was these Tang people who attracted the Earth Sea God Wind, God wants to punish the Tang people, it has nothing to do with my Han people, but now these Tang people are on our boat, God can't care so much, if we don't throw them into the sea, we will die with these five Tang people!" ”
With the Snow Pig Prince as a hostage, these Southern Han Dynasty soldiers did not dare to step forward, Zhou Xuan tried to stand firm, and ignored Gong Chengshu, and self-counseled the Snow Pig Prince: "Shopkeeper Liu, do you dare to bet on the gamble I said earlier?" ”
"What gamble?" The Snow Pig Prince was so frightened that he forgot everything.
Zhou Xuandao: "As long as the old wicked woman Gong Chengshu is thrown into the sea, the wind and waves will stop, if it is not enough, I will lose, I will also throw myself into the sea, if it stops, I win, I will let go of Shopkeeper Liu, of course, there is a small condition, that is, Shopkeeper Liu loses this boat to me, how about it?" ”
Before the Snow Pig Prince could speak, Gong Chengshu was the first to scream angrily: "Kill the Tang people!" Kill the Tang people! Seeing that the group of armor soldiers looked at each other, no one moved forward, and in a fit of rage, they rushed over with a subway stick with profound meaning in their hands and smashed down on the heads of the four idiots----
Gong Chengshu has already made a move, and the other old eunuch is also attacking from the other side, I really can't see that these two old eunuchs are both rough and heavy, and they are taking a pure and fierce path.
The four idiots were short and thin, unable to fight hard with the iron rod, and did not dare to leave Zhou Xuan too far, so they immediately relied on their flexible skills to fight with the two old eunuchs of the Falcon Gate. With one enemy and two, no one can help anyone, but the four idiots are good at quick battles, it is not as good as the three idiots are rigid and soft, and after a long time, the four idiots will suffer.
Zhou Xuan was anxious, patted the fat face of the Snow Pig Prince and said, "Shopkeeper Liu, you two subordinates don't care about your life or death at all." Are they trying to take your place as the shopkeeper? Since Shopkeeper Liu refuses to throw that old wicked woman into the sea, then I have no choice but to be rude to you----" The leaky knife gestured in the face of the Snow Pig Prince again.
The Snow Pig Prince was anxious and angry, Gong Chengshu didn't want to save him, but he repeatedly provoked Zhou Xuan, he was really a bastard, and shouted: "A soldier, a soldier, take down Gong Chengshu and Chen Yanshou!" ”
The old eunuch named Chen Yanshou heard that the prince drank the order to take him. Taken aback, he hurriedly stepped aside, bowed and said, "His Royal Highness the Prince, the minister is loyal to His Majesty and His Royal Highness-
The knife was slashed on his face, and the Snow Pig Prince said impatiently: "Don't be wordy." Take Gong Chengshu down, this palace forgives you for your innocence---- all the armor soldiers, go together, whoever dares to fall behind will be punished! ”
Gong Chengshu fought fiercely with the four idiots, and the sword was single. Dazzled. Gong Chengshu is worthy of being the top three masters of the Falcon Gate, he is agile, and he will not fall behind in a single battle with the four idiots, at this time, when he heard the prince's order to take him, he was shocked and angry: "Except for the emperor, who dares to ask me about my crimes?" ”
Gong Chengshu is cruel by nature and has accumulated prestige for a long time, and no one in Liu Yanshou and the other armor soldiers dared to step forward.
Zhou Xuan said to those soldiers: "You are all the heroes of the Han Kingdom. Can anyone fail to see clearly what is happening at hand? Gong Chengshu did a lot of evil. So that the heavens are angry, and the sea gods descend from the sky not to punish him, but to punish whom? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is still very simple. Think about it, if the crown prince dies here, will you have a good life in the future? And Gong Chengshu is just a eunuch, even if he is powerful during his lifetime, who will pay attention to him after death, he will die if he dies, just a pile of stinky meat---- the opportunity for meritorious service is rare, who kills Gong Chengshu first, and rewards the official with silver---- Liu is the shopkeeper, right? ”
The Snow Pig Prince said in a loud voice: "Yes, yes, yes, the first-class marquis will be awarded 10,000 taels of gold." He scolded again: "Bastard, you guys give it to me!" ”
The armor soldiers in the cabin hall looked at each other, grabbed their weapons one by one, and began to gather towards Gong Chengshu, just to see who dared to cut the first knife.
Zhou Xuan shouted: "Fourth, come back, don't rob others of the credit, this is a first-class marquis, ten thousand taels of gold!" ”
The four idiots jumped high, and then a swallow skillfully turned over the clouds and gently fell to Zhou Xuan's side, which was really moving like a rabbit and quiet like a virgin.
Gong Chengshu was about to pursue the four idiots, but when he saw a group of armor soldiers coming up, he pointed at the armor soldiers with an iron rod in his hand and said angrily: "What do you want to do? Want to try the torture of skinning and bone-knocking? ”
Zhou Xuan slapped on the snow pig prince's green hat, and the snow pig prince understood and said loudly: "Catch Gong Chengshu, there is a heavy reward in this palace, rush!" ”
At this moment, the big ship leaned in the direction where Gong Chengshu was standing, and the two armorers closest to Gong Chengshu couldn't hold their feet and involuntarily rushed towards Gong Chengshu.
Gong Chengshu raised his hand and smashed the heads of the two armorers open.
Zhou Xuan slapped the Snow Pig Prince's head again and slapped out a sentence: "Hurry up, catch Gong Chengshu!" ”
Seeing that Gong Chengshu was ruthless, those armorers smashed two armorers to death at once, and they were also angry, and I don't know who shouted: "Up!" Suddenly, the swords and axes came out, and the sonorous sound was endless.
Gong Chengshu's iron rod danced rapidly, it was really invincible, and there were constantly armor soldiers' knives and axes smashed by his iron rods, their arms were broken, and their heads were smashed, but these armor soldiers were killed, and they knew that if they didn't kill Gong Chengshu today, Gong Chengshu would not let them go, so they all moved forward desperately.
On the other hand, Chen Yanshou knew that Gong Chengshu would inevitably die today, so he strode forward and said awe-inspiringly: "Senior Brother Gong, I'm here to help you." ”
Gong Chengshu said defensively: "Chen Yanshou, you also want to kill me?" ”
Chen Yanshou danced with a stick and stabbed a spear at Gong Chengshu, and said: "What did the senior brother say, you and I are from the same family, we are like brothers and sisters, and we have no children and no daughters, what do I have to worry about, who will I help if I don't help you?" ”
When Gong Chengshu heard this, he was reasonable, and immediately said: "Okay, prolong your life, you defend the left side for me, let's rush out and find Fei Qing, and the three of us will definitely be able to kill this Tang man together." After that, the side of the body exposed the gap between the left shoulder and back, which meant that this side was resisted by Chen Yanshou, and he tried his best to deal with the right side.
Chen Yanshou was very simple, he shot very quickly, and with a muffled sound, Gong Chengshu received a blow on the back of the head, and before he could scold a "shameless treacherous", he collapsed to the ground.