Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Eighty-Eight, Victory is not martial

The next day, that is, in the early morning of the eighth day of the ninth lunar month, Zhou Xuan just got up, cumin was serving him to freshen up, and the post came to report, and someone came to see Zhou Jungong.

This Yicheng is now respectful and respectful to Zhou Xuan, even His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has to give a banquet, and important ministers in the court like Hu Ben Zhonglang and Huangmen Shilang all give gifts to Zhou Xuan in large boxes and small boxes, how can he not flatter him?

Zhou Xuan sat there, cumin stood behind him and combed his hair, Zhou Xuan asked, "Ask to see no famous thorn?" ”

Yi Cheng bowed and said: "There is no famous assassin, only that it is a sword slave under the county prince, a man and a woman." ”

"Ahh Zhou Xuanteng stood up, put on his head and strode towards the gate of the pavilion, only to see the edge of the bluestone in front of the gate of the pavilion, a man and a woman leading the horse, the man was very indifferent, with a broadsword hanging on his back, a woman with a hat and veil, and a slender body.

"Third sister-in-law, third sister-in-law, you have finally arrived!" Zhou Xuanlang stepped forward with a smile, and hurriedly supported the three idiots, preventing him from making a big salute.

Lin Ning Wanfu, who was covered with a veil, said: "Master, the two of us are late. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Go in and talk about it." ”

The four idiots were watching the "Snow Lion King" pampering the insect concubine, and when they heard that the three idiots and his wife were coming, they were overjoyed and rushed over.

Sit down in the living room, retreat left and right, only Zhou Xuan, four idiots, three idiots, Lin Ning four people, cumin held the tea, and wanted to continue to comb her uncle's hair, Zhou Xuan asked her to step back for the time being, the little girl was a little unhappy, the third brother and the third sister-in-law are all familiar people, I don't know why to avoid her? Don't you take her cumin as a confidant? Even if her uncle has any secrets, she will definitely keep her mouth shut, provided that it is not unfavorable to Miss Finch.

Lin Ning saw the cumin retreating, got up and said, "Third brother, you can report to the master." I'm going to talk to cumin. ”

After Lin Ning left, the four idiots asked impatiently, "Third brother, why did you only arrive now?" Won't Mr. Lin Kui come? ”

The three idiots said: "A Ning and I went to Hangzhou at the end of July, and went to the lonely mountain to see Mr. Lin Kui, but Mr. Lin Kui was not on the lonely mountain, and asked the boy who guarded the house, but said that Mr. Lin Kui went to Xishu, and nothing else was leftβ€”β€”"

"Into Shu?" The four idiots were puzzled: "Didn't Mr. Lin Kui swear not to take half a step out of the West Lake?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Where the oath was established at the beginning, why is it broken now, and the bell is the one who ties the bell." ”

The three idiots don't know the allusion of "the bell needs to be tied to the bell". I felt that Zhou Xuan's words were unfathomable, and when he contacted Zhou Xuan to ask Lin Kui to come out of the lonely mountain with a small order of "Sauvignon Blanc", he felt that Zhou Xuan was the person who knew Lin Kui's secret, and he was very surprised, and said: "I don't know what the reason for Mr. Lin Kui's entry into Sichuan is unknown, I stayed with A Ning in the Lonely Mountain Crane House for one night, and then set off for the Southern Han Dynasty, but I heard that Wu Yue's navy was going to send troops to intercept the Tang State's wedding fleet, and the two of us hurried to the beach. I didn't see the movement of Wu Yue's navy, but after a few days, I heard that the Tang fleet encountered the sea god wind, and the ship had been destroyed and killed, I didn't believe it, the master was definitely not a young person, so I continued to inquire along the coast. Finally, when I heard that Wu Yue's navy intercepted the Tang State wedding ship but lost its troops, I knew that the master was unharmed, so I came to Xingwangfu from the 6th Road, encountered a little trouble in Chaozhou, and killed several warriors from the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, and delayed for a few days, it was too late. ”

The four idiots told them all the shocking and terrifying things they encountered along the way, and the three idiots were also shocked, they never expected Zhou Xuan's trip to be so tortuous, and they knew it was so. He should follow Zhou Xuan. When asked about the injuries of the four idiots, the four idiots said that they had healed.

The fourth idiot said: "Third brother, that Fei Qing is the eldest brother of the third sister-in-law, what do you say?" ”

The three idiots raised their eyebrows and said murderously: "Of course, it is to kill it quickly." ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Fei Qing also gave me a generous gift last night, isn't it a bit unkind to talk about how to kill him now?" ”

When the three idiots heard this, they got up and knelt down on one knee and said, "Please don't stop the master." I'm going to kill the guy who is surnamed Fei. Because, because. The surname Fei once despised A-Ningβ€”β€”

Zhou Xuan was stunned for a moment, this was a bit unusual, but he heard the three idiots say: "The surname Fei touched A-Ning's hand, just think about it, hate it!" ”

Zhou Xuan was stunned, the third vinegar was really fierce, and said: "It's too cheap to kill him, I have a more relieving way to relieve hatred-

The three idiots and the four idiots asked in unison: "What is the method?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Didn't Fei Qing give me a gift and wanted me to help him speak well in front of Prince Snow Pig and Lu Qiongxian, intending to become an inner master?" Not everyone can be the inner master, you have to be castrated, haha, how about the old three? The three idiots laughed: "The master is wise." ”

The fourth idiot shook his head on the side, and changed the topic: "Third brother, come and see our Snow Lion King, and see how the third brother's eyesight is?" ”

When the three idiots saw the "Snow Lion King", they were stunned for a while, and asked: "Let's use this white-backed Snow Lion King to participate in the Five Kingdoms Insect War?" ”

The four idiots said proudly: "Of course! ”

The three idiots have been familiar with it for a long time, but they still can't see the magic of the "Snow Lion King", so they suddenly slapped their heads and said, "Wait a minute." Rushing out of the room, he took a bamboo tube after a while, and said to Zhou Xuan: "Master, this is a green-backed insect I caught in Hangzhou, and the major general level is slightly stronger." ”

Zhou Xuan asked: "Do you want this green-backed insect to test the ability of the Snow Lion King?" ”

The three idiots said: "Exactly." ”

The four idiots didn't wait for orders, they had already brought the bucket basin and asked, "Third brother, does this greenback insect have a big name?" ”

The three idiots said: "It's still called Wei Yan - see Wei Yan again." ”

The wooden gate was raised, and "See Wei Yan again" and "Snow Lion King" were on one side, far away.

"See Wei Yan Again" is half a level stronger than the Snow Pig Prince's "Green Robe and Ugly", and the three idiots are also insect masters, and they are well-nourished, "See Wei Yan again" has a square head and a broad back, and he is full of energy, and he has the style of the strongest opponent "Tiger Idiot Xu Chu" that he met last year, and his strength is only slightly inferior to the "Tiger Idiot Xu Chu" at the lieutenant general level.

Along the way, when the sunset investment store was staying, the three idiots took "See Wei Yan again" to fight the local high insects, and won ten battles and ten victories, and the momentum of a ground green insect that had never been defeated was very strong.

But the three idiots obviously felt that the "seeing Wei Yan again" at this time was very different from the past, in the past, they did not wait for the grass, went straight to the opponent, and gritted their teeth, but now, "Seeing Wei Yan again" was hesitant and did not move, constantly grinding his big teeth, and his beard probed forward, as if he was facing a great enemy.

The three idiots were secretly surprised in their hearts and began to tease insects.

On the opposite side of the bucket, the four idiots also smiled at the corners of their mouths, and teased the "Snow Lion King" with the grass.

The "Snow Lion King" is still lazy and pretending to be forced, seeing Zhou Xuan laughing and loving, pretending to be forced, and the king is also!

After all, the "see Wei Yan again" trained by the three idiots is not trivial, and after a while, he screamed loudly, "toot" twice, and waved a pair of purple big teeth to force over step by step.

The "Snow Lion King" shook his body at this time, stretched his waist, supported his legs, and his big white and blue teeth flicked one by one, and there was a "click".

"See Wei Yan again" Hearing this voice, the pace of progress was stagnant, and then slowly approached step by step.

Zhou Xuan stared at the "Snow Lion King" intently, and saw that the crystal clear cricket's wings trembled suddenly, and a sound that was not like an insect chirp suddenly came out, echoing in the bucket basin "buzzing", it was hard to imagine that this little insect could make such a loud sound!

Male crickets will chirp, not by mouth, but by wings rubbing some kind of string-like sound on the body to make a sound, the faster the frequency of wing friction, the louder the sound, the "Snow Lion King" chirps so amazingly, it can be seen that its wings are rubbed high, there is a degree of strength, "Snow Lion King" is the king of the insect world?

"See Wei Yan again" Hearing this "lion's roar", he was obviously in shape, and he didn't dare to move forward anymore, his big teeth were open, and he made a posture to meet the enemy, which was a defensive position.

The three idiots couldn't help but shake their heads, and said, "Strange! Weird! "Tickle the worms again.

"See Wei Yan again" is a fierce insect that has never been defeated after all, and has been transferred to the three idiots to teach to be extremely brave, although instinctively feeling that the opponent is extremely powerful and terrifying, but still fearlessly rushed up, the big teeth closed, biting the white teeth of the "Snow Lion King", and then shook his head violently, to overturn the "Snow Lion King".

The trick of "See Wei Yan Again" has been tried and tested repeatedly, its teeth are hard and powerful, and few insects can withstand its head shake, but the "Snow Lion King" is not moving, and it looks slightly smaller than "See Wei Yan Again", but it is like an iron lump that cannot be shaken.

"Seeing Wei Yan Again" saw that the situation was not good, he wanted to loosen his teeth and run for his life, but he didn't want the "Snow Lion King" to bite its big teeth, and pinched down, so he pressed the front body of "See Wei Yan Again" to the bottom of the basin, and the back four legs moved, but he couldn't move.

The three onlookers all held their breath, the three idiots were amazed, the four idiots clenched their fists and applauded silently, Zhou Xuan nodded and smiled, and praised: "Very good!" It can now be determined that the Snow Lion King has the strength of a lieutenant general or above. ”

The "Snow Lion King" is quite benevolent and righteous, and pressed "See Wei Yan Again" at the bottom of the basin for a moment, and then released his mouth, with a look of indifference to victory.

At this time, it was already two o'clock in the morning, and the post came to report again, and the chamberlain of Baoqing Palace respectfully invited Zhou Jungong to go to the palace for a banquet, and the palace car was already waiting outside the door.

Zhou Xuan hurriedly called cumin, combed his bun, put on a headscarf, repaired his beard with scissors, changed into the second-grade official uniform of the Tang Kingdom, and let the three idiots accompany him, and brought four other personal soldiers to listen to it, and did not let the four idiots and Lin Ji accompany him, for fear of meeting the guy who was beaten yesterday who was likely to be a high-ranking official of the royal family.

The show is about to be staged, and Xiaodao will also try to have more yards, update less, and dare not ask for votes, just work hard.