Volume 1 Fangzhou Fengyun Chapter 52 No Learning, No Skills
Not far from the alley where Li Junwen's house is located, there is an inland river with a bridge on the river that divides Fangzhou City into two.
On the other side of the bridge is Nancheng, a gathering place for the rich and noble families in the city, and most of the large shops and buildings, as well as the government offices, are concentrated in the southern city. The northern city is a gathering place for ordinary people, compared to the southern city, because of the large population, it appears crowded and dilapidated, with only a few unknown small shops. The sanitary conditions and living environment are much worse than those in the southern city.
Li Yanbiao is the commander of the royal guards, although he is a small military attache who is not a fart in the imperial court, but in this small Fangzhou City, he can be regarded as the number one person in the row. It stands to reason that he should also live in the wealthy area of Nancheng, but once he was parachuted into Fangzhou, the civil and military officials in Fangzhou have a xenophobic mentality towards him, so Li Yanbiao can only maintain a seemingly harmonious colleague relationship with them on the surface, but in fact he cannot integrate into the circle of local officials. Second, Li Yanbiao himself has no property and can't afford to buy an expensive house in Nancheng.
Besides, a group of poor brothers who came to Fangzhou with Li Yanbiao all live in Beicheng, and he is happy to live with his brothers and take care of each other. So I retreated to the next best thing, and lived near the inland river at the junction of the north and south cities, the house was cheap, and it was convenient to go to the palace in the south city to be on duty.
Ye Zisu helped Li Junwen to find a relatively secluded place near the bridge pier by the river and sat down. It was just dawn, and although it was early summer, there were no boats or pedestrians on the river, only the sporadic hawkers who got up early and the peasants who went to the city to sell vegetables, shuttling between the north and the south. The cool breeze on the river blows past your ears from time to time, taking away a lot of summer heat from your body, making you feel comfortable and comfortable.
"Hey, are you feeling better?" Ye Zisu looked at Li Junwen with an intoxicated look and asked angrily.
"Hey, hey, little girl, you did something wrong and still have this attitude, it makes me very unhappy......"
"Hmph, if you hadn't lied to me first, how could I have hurt you by mistake! You deserve to be kicked out! ”
"I ......" Li Junwen is really at a loss, and secretly thinks in his heart that he really kicked Lao Tzu out of the house, I will learn from the Du plague material, and marry you to let you stay a widow for the rest of your life, hum......
Just as Li Junwen was lewd about how to destroy the flowers with his hot hands, a hand reached out in front of him.
"Ahh Ye Shisu tilted his head to the side and handed him a small wooden box.
"What the hell is this? It smells so good......"
"My father's gold sore medicine has excellent effect on trauma......"
"This ...... I think this is an internal injury, right? Li Junwen looked at the crotch he was holding with both hands and said.
Ye Zisu followed his gaze, and suddenly a crimson creeped up her cheeks, and she spat and said, "Stinky rascal!" Who said to cure you...... There, this is the ...... for your skin wound last night."
"But I wasn't hurt last night, and I didn't lose a piece of oilskin......
"Ah...... You weren't hurt in such a big battle last night, huh? Ye Zisu looked at Li Junwen in surprise, and his eyes were a little dazed.
"That's, don't you look at who I am! I have a vajra body, invulnerable, invulnerable, invulnerable,...... water and fire," Li Junwen said coaxingly.
Then he raised his eyebrows and said with a sad face: "Count it down, the most serious injury in the past few days is the kick you just now, you have to be responsible!" ”
"Didn't you just say that there is a vajra body?" Ye Zisu rolled her eyes and said.
"King Kong's incorruptible body also has a life gate, and it just so happens that you are kicking the life gate......
"Do you want it or not?" Ye Zisu asked a little embarrassed, but her cheeks turned even redder.
"If you want it, the beauty will give it away, how can you not want it, it is also excellent to eat it as sugar!" Li Junwen replied with a shameless face.
"Puff ......" Ye Zisu was amused by his sentence "eat it as sugar", and couldn't help laughing, looking so cute, Li Junwen was stunned.
It wasn't until now that he clearly saw Ye Shisu's appearance, and he still looked at it so closely, this little girl had fair skin, some messy buns on her head looked playful and cute, delicate facial features, willow eyebrows, big eyes, high nose bridge, cherry mouth, slightly baby fat on her cheeks, and a slender figure...... Hey, anyway, this little girl's development is quite good, wearing such loose clothes, her chest is so towering from the side, according to Li Junwen's experience in two lives, at least she has C or above. How old is this, there is such a strong capital, if it is a few years longer, the capital will not be thick! As the saying goes, "women look at their faces, men look at their chests", Ye Zisu's strong capital looks at Li Junwen, a masculine young man with surging blood and blood, his throat is sweet, and he almost spurts blood, and he secretly swallowed several saliva before pressing it down.
Ye Zisu was wondering why Li Junwen didn't speak for a long time, so he turned his head to look at Li Junwen. When he found that he was staring straight at his chest, he almost drooled, and hurriedly covered his chest with both hands, and said angrily: "Dengzi, where are you looking!"
"Hey, hey, by the way, how old is Miss Ye?" Li Junwen was recognized by her, felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly changed the topic to restrain his mind.
As soon as the words came out, Li Junwen wanted to slap his mouth, and as soon as he came up, he asked how old the girl was, isn't this looking for scolding? If you ask the age of the girl, it is equivalent to asking her directly how old you are, which is in the rhythm of saying goodbye properly in the future! It is estimated that ancient and modern Chinese and foreign women have the same idea at this point, they are in vain for two lives, and they still make such a low-level mistake, they shouldn't, they shouldn't.
Sure enough, Ye Zisu frowned, looking not very happy, but still replied: "I just passed the year of Jilu!" ”
"What is the Year of Peace?" Li Junwen, who is half-hung at the level of ancient literature, is very puzzled.
Ye Zisu was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but cover his mouth and snicker, he couldn't stop for a long time, his body twitched with laughter, and his towering chest also waved, and Li Junwen, who was looking at it, was shaking his heart again.
"Is it that funny?" Li Junwen wiped the hara that was about to flow down from the corner of his mouth, and quickly looked at his nose and nose.
"Look at the good skin you gave birth to, I really forgot that you are a second-rate person who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it......" Ye Zisu said with a smile, completely ignoring Li Junwen's actions just now.
"The year of the woman is fifteen years old, giggles......"
"Oh, I see! Directly say that you can get it at the age of fifteen, what kind of ancient texts are you dragging...... "Hitting people doesn't slap their faces, scolding people doesn't expose their shortcomings, Li Junwen, who was exposed, scratched his head very embarrassedly, and muttered in his mouth.