"Giggle...... What about you, how old are you? Ye Zisu was still laughing, she winked mischievously at Li Junwen, her movements were pure and cute, with a silver bell-like laughter, Li Junwen only felt that there was blood in her nose and wanted to rush out desperately, so frightened that Li Junwen hurriedly raised his head slightly.

Ma Madi, it's not a junior brother who hasn't seen a woman, and I haven't watched many bikini beauties and island love action movies in later generations, why is my concentration so poor at this time. Just a little girl made herself so embarrassed, it seems that she has to hurry up and release this body.

"I ...... I've just passed the age of ......."

"Hahaha......" Ye Zisu, who was just covering his mouth and snickering just now, listened to Li Junwen's words, but he no longer ignored his reserve, and laughed loudly, and Li Junwen, who was laughing, was full of question marks and confused.

"The second-rate son is really the second-rate son, giggle...... In the age of Xuan, only women can say that men over the age of fifteen should be called the year of bundling hair...... "Ye Zisu has the demeanor of a teacher, and he tirelessly teaches Li Junwen.

Li Junwen's face was full of black lines, blaming him for not learning well in school at the beginning, and he made such a big oolong, and his face was lost to Java.

"Hey, isn't it great to have been reading for two years? The eldest husband should learn the study of heaven and earth, and these flies and dogs don't know it......" Li Junwen still argued to himself.

"Shhhh Not very old, but not small! Tell me, what do you like as a husband? Ye Zisu seems to have found fun, that is, to watch Li Junwen be embarrassed.

"I know a lot of things, eighteen weapons, what kinds of weapons, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, sticks, mallets, whips, hammers, and crutches, meteors, ......" Li Junwen slammed shamelessly, and the more he spoke, the quieter his voice became. Looking at Ye Zisu's expression of "you continue to fool", Li Junwen felt a great insult.

Li Junwen was so embarrassed, he was actually despised by a little girl, and it seemed that it was necessary to show his hand to find the scene. But if you want to say that he is good at exposing his arms and thighs, he is very fast, but revealing some real skills really stumped Li Junwen, it is very difficult to connect theory with practice, after thinking about it for a long time, his scalp is about to be scratched, and he didn't think of any ability to deter this little girl on the spot.

"Hey, what the hell do you know? Isn't it possible that you only make up stories to fool people? Giggle...... "Ye Zisu is addicted to Li Junwen, and she is very happy when she looks at the big horse monkey in front of her.

Just when Li Junwen was scratching his ears and cheeks, Ye Zisu woke him up with a word. That's right, make up a story, why didn't I think of it! Lao Tzu has more than a thousand years of knowledge than you, a little girl, and you don't make up a story and don't bluff you, a little girl who has never seen the world?

Just what kind of story is good? Three Kingdoms? Water Margin? It doesn't seem to be out of place, and there are too many names in it, and Li Junwen can't remember all of them. There is, let's talk about this, a collection of gods and monsters, martial arts, science fiction and love.

Thinking of this, Li Junwen suddenly became confident, patted his chest and said: "You said it, what I am best at is storytelling!" Since you love to listen to stories so much, I'll tell you a story......" Li Junwen didn't wait for Ye Zisu to object, cleared his throat, and began his magic moment, phew, storytelling moment......

"It is said that 1,700 years ago, there was a mountain in Shu called Qingcheng. In Qingcheng Mountain, there is a little white snake here who is concentrating on cultivation, intending to become an immortal, but unexpectedly, it ......"

The story Li Junwen said is the "Legend of the New White Lady" that was processed by later generations. This story became a household name after the interpretation of stars in later generations, and Li Junwen grew up watching this TV series since he was a child, and the TV station also rebroadcast it from time to time. Besides, the poignant love story of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian is also suitable for fooling a little girl like Ye Zisu.

Not to mention that the Li family has the potential to tell stories, Li Junwu is like this, and Li Junwen is not bad, it is estimated that it is related to Li Yanbiao's genetics who often fool his wife. The beginning of such a paragraph made Li Junwen stubbornly inject water into a big chapter, anyway, no one knew the original content, an hour passed, he told the story in a vivid voice, very expressive, and Ye Zisu was fascinated when he heard it, as if he was in it.

“…… Bai Suzhen got Guanyin's guidance, and Fang recalled that she still had a relationship in the world. She followed the guidance, went down the mountain but fell in love, met a green snake on the way, after a fight, the two became master servants, but also as sisters, the two went thousands of miles to Hangzhou West Lake to find the savior Xu Xian in the previous life......

As the so-called:

Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain

Cultivating this body in the cave for thousands of years

Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes...

Diligent cultivation and hard work to attain the Tao

Reborn as a human being

Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes...

Single-mindedly to the Tao without distractions

Take refuge in the Three Jewels and abandon the red dust

Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes...

I hope that the Bodhisattva will enlighten it

Crossing my primitiveness out of the mortal world

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Crossing my primitiveness out of the mortal world

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Crossing my suzhen out of the mortal ......"

"Alas, it's a pity, it's a pity......" Li Junwen was singing happily, but Ye Zisu suddenly sighed.

"What a pity?" This story has just begun, why is it a pity? Li Junwen was a little puzzled.

"It's a pity that such a good story, but this song is sung so badly by you...... Giggle......" Ye Zisu smiled with a wink.

"Uh......" Li Junwen really can't refute, his broken gong voice in the voice change period really spoils this song.

"Mainly listen to the story, don't care about these details!"

"Okay, then you can move on with the story!"

"I know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition ......" Li Junwen sold Guan Zi at this time.

"Hey, hey, you, how can you give up halfway! I won't talk about it at the beginning, do you want to die in a hurry! Ye Zisu said angrily with both hands, and there was another wave in his chest, which made Li Junwen dizzy.

"Eldest sister, you are unreasonable! What time is it now, my mouth has dried up after talking for so long, I still have injuries, the heart of the doctor's parents, can you understand the pain of a patient! Oops, look, I'm starting to hurt again...... Besides, now that the sky is bright, there are people coming and going on the street, which affects the mood of the storyteller, next time I am healed, I will find a quiet place to take you to watch the goldfish and tell you......" Li Junwen said with the urge to resist the nosebleed. You have to leave quickly, or you will either be by this chick or die of a nosebleed.

"What is goldfish?"

"Uh...... It's a way of communication between men and women......" Li Junwen made up.

Ye Zisu looked at more and more pedestrians on the street, she had been out for a long time, the medical hall was understaffed, and there were still many things to do, so her father should be in a hurry if she didn't go back. Besides, it is indeed inappropriate for a girl's family to stay by this river for a long time with this second-rate son, so I have to give up for the time being.

"Okay, tomorrow at this time, you and I will meet here, you have to continue to tell me the story, don't play tricks!" Ye Zisu pouted, straightened his chest, and crossed his waist and said.

"Okay, okay, do you want to pull the hook?" Li Junwen was lazy and perfunctory. Tomorrow I also have to be free, so why not write a blank check to you, or a little girl is so foolish.

"Pull Hook?"

"That's it...... Hang yourself with a hook, and you will not be allowed to change for a hundred years! Li Junwen coldly took Ye Zisu's hand, hooked her little finger, and touched the soft palm by the way.

Ye Zisu was suddenly confused by his sudden attack, withdrew his little hand vigorously, said with a red face, "Dengzi, stinky hooligan", and ran away in a panic.

Li Junwen took the gold sore medicine given to him by Ye Shisu, smelled the body fragrance of the beauty on the wooden box, and looked at the back of the beauty in the distance......

In the middle of the morning, Li Junwen looked at the sky, it was already three poles at this time, he stood up, patted his buttocks, checked the recovery status of his younger brother, threw off his arms, hummed a song and walked home, where was there still a little bit of pain in the crotch that was kicked before.

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Beidou...... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......, hey, hey, hey

The neighbors in the alley couldn't help but sigh when they heard Li Junwen's singing. The Li family is afraid that he will be stupid by the thunder, where did the stars come from in this broad daylight, and this ugly song is really fatal......

Li Junwen, who was striding a meteor, didn't see it, and there was a pair of eyes staring at him behind him......