At this time, under Lin Chong's taunting and urging, Cha Huairen reported the answer with a little weakness: "Nine liters of rice." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Lin Chong held back a laugh, and turned to ask the student named Gu Pengzhen: "What about you, is the answer out?" ”

The man's answer was also nine liters, but at the same time, he felt that this answer was definitely wrong, so he raised his head to express his disdain to answer, Lin Chong asked the other two students, and they also said that it was nine liters.

"Hahahahaha......"

Lin Chong looked up to the angel and laughed wildly again, until the four of them laughed so much that they panicked, and then looked at the onlookers, made a circle, and waited for the surrounding voices to get quieter and quieter, and then looked at Zha Huairen to make a heartache.

Lin Chong is not talented, but he has also studied for two years, and knows that there are also numbers in the six arts of Confucian gentlemen, and arithmetic is also one of the disciplines of Guozijian, and he also knows that officials and scholars rule the world together.

The kindness of the official family is very high, but some scholars have failed to live up to the kindness of the official family.

This person named Zha Huairen is a scum who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to read, he is stupid in reading, his mind is full of paste, and he has lived up to the kindness of the officials.

Three people consume three liters of rice in three days, that is, three people consume one liter of rice a day, that is, nine people consume three liters of rice a day, how many meters do nine people have in nine days? Naturally, it's nine times more than three liters of rice, and everyone tells me how much? ”

"Twenty-seven liters of rice!"

The people around shouted out in unison without thinking about it.

Lin Chong nodded, and greeted the onlookers again: "But this dignified student Cha Huairen has come up with an answer of nine liters of rice!" If he can get such a simple question wrong, what else can he do?

Such a person, when he arrives at the court, can he report to the king? When he arrives at the place, can he go down to Li Shu? Obviously, he can't!

Can he educate the people? Just at what he did today, his wife and my wife are neighbors, caught up with each other, I kindly greeted him, but he blurted out that I was a thief with an army, a money man!

Is this what the saint taught him to be liturgical? What is it that you don't know etiquette and don't respect education, don't you read all the books of the sages into the belly of a dog? ”

The four scholars glared angrily but couldn't get a seizure, but many other people talked about it, and they all said that they really read the sage book into the dog's belly, and they were sorry for the kindness of the official family, while the two students outside the crowd fell into deep thought.

Lin Chong decided to take advantage of the victory to pursue, and continued to stare at Cha Huairen and said: "Maybe you think that arithmetic is not your forte, and the sage articles you specialize in are taken care of by the master's staff and county officials when you get to the local government?"

However, you don't understand anything, your eyes are black, all affairs are controlled by the staff or the officials below, and you don't know that they are corrupt behind your back, if so, what is the use of you as a parent official?

It is excellent for officials and literati and doctors to rule the world together, but some scholars regard this as a tool for profit, luck, and speculation, such as you, Zha Huairen.

You speculators, enjoy the best treatment, drink and meet every day, recite poems, and have no real ability at all, and you have forgotten the teachings of the saints, and the kindness of the officials has also been forgotten. ”

Although he was accusing Zha Huairen and the others of living up to the kindness of the official family, in fact, Lin Chong was saying in his heart: The so-called official family, as well as the vast majority of scholars, are not good birds, they are all a group of wastes who only know how to be poor and desperate for power and profit.

But he also knew that if he really dared to declare it, he would definitely not live for three days, and even Zhang Zhenniang would have to be crushed, so he bit the finger to death and only pointed the finger at Zha Huairen, and scolded Zha Huairen for being an opportunist and a black sheep among scholars.

The two students outside the crowd thought at the same time, in fact, the world was as black as a crow, and there were not a few like Zha Huairen.

No, it should be the case for the majority.

Yes, now many people who read books will not only drink every day, recite poems, and talk exaggeratedly, but then the party will fight against each other and fight for power and profit.

"But that's it, you sour people who read books into the belly of dogs, stupid birds, your sage articles haven't been studied well, and the poems and songs you make are also rubbish!

This is called Cha Huairen, I heard that you still claim to be a talented son of Guozijian?

Phew! It's stupid to read like you, your mind is full of mush, a scum stupider than a donkey, a stupid bird, and you dare to boast that you are a talent! What a shame!

What, still not convinced? Believe it or not, I chant a word casually and is a thousand times better than you? Believe it or not, if I ask a random question from a saint's article, you can't answer it?

That Cha Huairen was about to vomit blood, and he was ten thousand unconvinced, but today he was embarrassed, and this thief was too evil with the army, and he was really worried that it would be like what he said.

But the two students next to him were brainless, because Lin Chong was not targeting them, and they didn't feel ashamed, so they sneered disdainfully: "Don't blow the cowhide to the sky, you can also chant good words from a vulgar soldier, it's really arrogant and ignorant, ridiculous!" ”

The two of them were also stupid, they didn't pay attention to what Lin Chong said was groaning or not doing, Gu Pengzhen reacted over there, and was about to speak, but Lin Chong shouted a good word in his heart, and said in his heart that this is what he was waiting for.

Lin Chong decided to use Su Dongpo's words to slap these people in the face, he didn't expect that his favorite lyricist, Su Shi and Su Dongpo, would die young, so he was so popular, wouldn't he want to bury the famous words and phrases of the ages?

Therefore, as the only person who knows these best works, I have a responsibility and an obligation to let these words come to light again and be passed on.

As for why he, a military man who does not have much literary accomplishment, knows so many of the best lyrics, Lin Chong also thought of his words.

Without waiting for Gu Pengzhen to speak, Lin Chong immediately preemptively said: "You four listen well, this word I chant is called Dingfeng Bo, if you dare to say that the words you wrote can compare to this song, I will write Lin Zi backwards in the future." ”

The literary style of the Great Song Dynasty was at its peak, especially in Bianliang, Tokyo, where literati gathered, almost everyone knew a few words, and the words of the literati were the pop songs of later generations.

At this time, hearing Lin Chong's breath so big, the appetite of the onlookers was also hung up, and they couldn't help urging: "Don't sell it, let's chant quickly." ”

"Hurry up, we'll be thankful for the flowers!" - Well, something strange seems to have come in.

Lin Chong glanced around at everyone, cleared his throat, and said loudly: "Everyone listen, don't listen to the sound of Lin beating the leaves, why don't you groan and walk slowly." Bamboo cane shoes are lighter than horses, who is afraid? ”

As soon as the first two sentences of Dongpo's masterpiece "Fixing the Storm" came out, the onlookers were suddenly silent, and the eyes of Zha Huairen and Gu Pengzhen were as big as copper bells.

, a wonderful word, this heroic feeling of not being afraid of ups and downs, optimism and calmness came to the face at once, and it touched people's hearts.

And outside the crowd, the two students were even more stunned, this detached and open-minded state of mind was exactly what they lacked, the two looked at each other, their eyes were full of disbelief, and they couldn't help but squeeze into the crowd, looking at Lin Chong's eyes had completely changed.

At this time, Lin Chong read out the next sentence: "A cloud of smoke and rain is Ren Pingsheng." ”

"Good!"

The white-clothed student slapped his thigh excitedly, and blurted out praise: "What a rainy life, optimistic and open-minded, carefree and heroic, good, wonderful words!" ”

Lin Chongxin said, can that be bad, this is Su Dongpo's words, if Su Shi is a genius in the history of Chinese culture, then Su Shi's words are the most glorious chapter in the history of Chinese culture.

This poem is one of the best among all Su Shi's words, and it is naturally extremely amazing as soon as it comes out.

Lin Chong nodded at the two of them, and continued to chant: "The spring breeze blows the wine and wakes up, it is slightly cold, and the mountain is obliquely shining but greeting. ”

The white-clothed Tai student and the others closed their eyes slightly, experiencing the joy of the rain and the sunny sky, and the mood that had just been a little agitated also became calm and joyful.

The onlookers also showed a slight smile on their faces, waiting for Lin Chong to chant the next sentence.

"Looking back at the bleak place, returning, there is no wind and rain and no sunshine."

The white-clothed student's slightly closed eyes opened suddenly, his eyes glowed, and even his breathing became short, obviously this finishing touch touched his heart.

His lips trembled, and he remained in this state of excitement for five or six seconds, and then he sighed: "Return, there is no wind and rain and no sunshine, and return, there is no wind and rain and no sunshine......

Lin Chong noticed him, and he didn't know why this guy was so excited, but this was not what he needed to care about now, he turned his head and looked at Zha Huairen and Gu Pengzhen and the two students quite provocatively, and said proudly:

"How? Isn't it a thousand times better than the bullshit poetry you wrote, if you are not convinced, chant your words and listen to it. ”

In the end, it is the Great Song Dynasty, the highest peak of Chinese culture, even if it is a pawn of a peddler who has not read many books, and a maid of the Qinglou, she also has a very high appreciation of poetry.

Therefore, as soon as the whole word of "Fixing the Storm" was read, the audience was suddenly solemn, and many people were a little stupid.

, it's really a wonderful word, the writing skills are profound and concise, and the words are clever not to talk about him, the key is the artistic conception, even if it has gone through wind and rain, but it is still transcendent and open-minded, which makes people involuntarily admire.

Everyone was immersed in the joy of hearing a wonderful song, only Zha Huairen and Gu Pengzhen's faces were ugly as if they had just died of their own mother, Lao Tzu, their foreheads were full of sweat, how could their hearts be possible, how could this vulgar military man make such good words!

And Zhou Niangzi was already trembling with fear, she was actually not Cha Huairen's wife, but a concubine, Xianggong would definitely be angry with himself after he went back because he lost such a big face.

As a concubine with no status, once she loses her husband's favor, or even is rejected by her husband, the end can be imagined, and I shudder when I think of it.

Inside the alum building, Yu Chu'er ran in, told Master Li what had happened, and recited the "Fixing the Storm" that had been memorized, and Master Li was also stunned.

As the head of Alum Tower, her main job on weekdays is to sing and harmonize with some talented literati, and her poetry skills are naturally not weak, and then she suddenly found that among the words she had sung in the past, she couldn't find a few songs that were better than this.

If the words and sentences are beautiful, there may be a few songs, such as "The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk", such as "The bright moon was there at that time, and the clouds returned", but if you talk about this artistic conception and free and easy, there is no one that can be compared.

Master Li's good-looking eyebrows frowned, and he couldn't believe that such a wonderful word came from the hand of a vulgar soldier.

"If you go to investigate again, Jin Chu'er will go too."