It was afternoon, just after the meal, Lin Chong and Zhang Zhenniang stopped at the place where the most people on the street were located, and behind it was Qingfeng Building, one of the seventy-two main stores, and in front was the Alum Tower, the first of the seventy-two main stores. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

At this time, I saw that there were people gathered at the junction of the two floors, so more and more people rushed over, and soon the number of onlookers who did not know the truth exceeded 100.

Seeing that there were more and more onlookers, Zhang Zhenniang was about to cry anxiously, but Lin Chong clenched her hand and patted the back of his hand twice, signaling not to be afraid.

Then Lin Chong raised his head and looked at the scholar, and said coldly: "What, did I wronged you?"

I greeted you with kind words, but you scolded me for being a thief and a rich man, did the sage teach you like this? Is this the way of a gentleman?

You need to know that you have caught up with us and recognized us!

You have read all the good sage books into the belly of a dog, and you have wronged you by scolding you for reading stupidly?

If you're not convinced, believe it or not, you won't be able to do a simple topic for my casual debut. ”

There was a discussion around him, and he had witnessed the whole process early in the morning, and said loudly that this scholar was so rude.

Some people also think it's nothing, isn't it normal for too many students to look at people with their nostrils and look down on the forbidden army.

There are also a few people who are also readers, but they are coaxing on the side.

"The roll call outside the Donghua Gate is a good man, and the forbidden army is a vulgar person, and he dares to insult my student!"

"Senior brother wants to teach this thief a good lesson, just answer him this question and make him kneel down and apologize!"

The scholar's face was ridiculous, and he suddenly laughed angrily: "Okay, then I'll answer your question, I'm going to answer it, what should you do?" ”

Lin Chong said disdainfully: "This is a very, very simple question, but I don't think you can answer it, because you are stupid in reading, and your brain is full of mush."

So if you can get it right right right as soon as I come out, I'll kneel on the ground and learn how the dog barks, but what if you get it wrong? ”

The scholar was forced by Lin Chong like this, and immediately blurted out: "Then I will also kneel in the ...... If the question is really simple, how can I get it wrong?

If you really answer it wrong, it means that you have a tricky question, for example, if you ask your dog whether it is black or white, whether it is a flower or yellow, how can I answer it? ”

Lin Chong sneered: "There are many excuses, if you are afraid, you are afraid!" ”

A burst of laughter immediately erupted around, and someone immediately coaxed: "It's cowardly, the scholar is coaxed!" ”

"Haha, stupider than a donkey!"

The scholar was so angry that his face turned red and white for a while, but Lin Chong didn't wait for him to speak, and asked the question directly: "Listen, ten forbidden military academy races, and the forbidden army armor exceeds the second place, may I ask how many places he is now?" ”

The scholar breathed a sigh of relief, a little proud, and a little disdainful: "This still needs to be asked, of course it is the first place." ”

Lin Chong looked at him and said seriously, "Are you sure?" ”

The scholar raised his head high, and said impatiently: "This is needless to ask, it is obvious that it exceeds the second place, and it is naturally the first place." ”

Lin Chong asked the two students who helped just now: "How many do you think they are?" ”

"Of course it's the first place, do you still need to ask?"

"Hahahaha......"

Lin Chong laughed, and then scolded: "A bunch of stupid donkeys! ”

"You...... You...... You, you, you......"

The scholar and the two students were furious, pointing at Lin Chong speechless, and the people around them also discussed, some people said that this answer was right, not the first place was the first place, and some people said that it was wrong.

Lin Chong pointed his ears, leaned over to a little beggar about ten years old, and asked, "Little brother, how many do you say?" ”

The little beggar was a little timid, but still whispered, "Second place." ”

"Louder!"

"Second place!"

Lin Chong slapped his face: "That's right!" ”

Lin Chong pulled him into the middle of the field and said loudly: "Everyone be quiet, listen to this little brother why is it the second place, not the first place?" ”

Under the eyes of so many people, the little beggar was a little nervous, but he had no stage fright, he lowered his head and said in a low voice: "Because he surpassed the second place, so he became the second place, and only if he exceeded the first place, he was the first place!" ”

Lin Chong saw that the scholar was still a little unresponsive, and added loudly: "Little brother is right, it's like at the beginning that the forbidden army Ding was in the first place, the forbidden army B ran in the second place, and the forbidden army A was in the third place, and then the forbidden army A surpassed the second place in the forbidden army B, then there is a forbidden soldier in front of him, you say, how can he be the first?" ”

The onlookers suddenly understood, and immediately burst into laughter.

Although everyone in the Great Song Dynasty is literate, even if they are peddlers and pawns, they know a few words, but there are a few people present who have not usually been blinded by these scholars.

Originally, I thought that they were all unattainable and awe-inspiring under the Wenqu Star, but now I also feel that these people are really stupid to read, and they have read all the sage books into the dog's stomach.

"Sure enough, it's stupid to read, and I ...... answer such a simple question incorrectly."

"Even this little beggar can't compare, it's really stupider than a donkey!"

Lin Chong said proudly: "Now I know that I haven't wronged you, you are a stupid sour donkey, a stupid donkey who is not diligent and does not distinguish between grains and grains, and his brain is full of paste, stupid bird!" ”

"You ......"

The scholar was choked by Lin Chong's words, and suddenly became ashamed, angry and anxious, and the sweat on his forehead was dripping down.

Our famous religion (about equal to Confucianism) is to learn the words of the sages, etiquette and music, through the world to help the people, we learn is "for heaven and earth to establish a heart, for the people to establish a life, for the saints to continue to learn, for the eternal peace", not good at such a market is not uncommon.

Brother Huairen, why do you have to deal with this vulgar military man, and make Shilin laugh in vain! ”

When the scholar saw that someone had lifted the siege, he immediately got off the donkey down the slope and said: "It turned out to be Brother Peng Zhen, and what Brother Peng Zhen taught was that Cha was a reckless person, and he was entangled with a vulgar military man on the street, and he felt ridiculous, haha......"

The two scholars next to him also said together: "What the Wuna Junhan said is just a small road, not a proper theory, we scholars are reporting to the king and going down to Li Shu......"

Lin Chong sneered: "I, just report to the king, go down to Li Shu, and help the people through the world?" Bah, do you have what it takes? ”

Although he was a hard-working engineering dog in his previous life, he also read a little bit of history and knew that the Northern Song Dynasty was buried by this group of scholars who "reported to the king, raised Li Shu, and helped the people through the world".

It's just a bunch of waste who use Confucianism for personal gain, they will only fight in the court, they will only fight, and in the local area, they will only be corrupt and eat, drink and have fun, and they will not do political affairs at all, and they completely rely on their staff and small officials, so the small officials like Song Jiang and Song Zhisi are very popular.

To say that the emperor of the Song Dynasty has raised them for so many years with such generous treatment, and the Jurchens have come over, even if they can't resist, they can always repay the king with death, but in the end, the result is that such a scholar doctor sold the two emperors of Huiqin Erzong, together with the wealth and women of the entire Bianjing.

I don't want to think about it, at that time, it was just that the outer city was breached, and there were incomparably strong inner cities and imperial cities to defend, how could Song Huizong, who was so mean and unkind, greedy for life and afraid of death, voluntarily go to Jinying to negotiate and be a hostage?

The only explanation is that the civil officials and doctors forced him to negotiate peace, and he had to go, and he did not dare not go, and if he did not go, he would be assassinated at the least.

The gold, silver, wealth and women given to the Jurchens were also robbed by this group of scholars and doctors who broke into the people's homes like wolves and tigers, and then groveled to the Jin soldiers.

Of course, you can't blame these civil officials and doctors, the two emperors are not good birds, rotten to the bones, and the hundreds of thousands of Bianliang forbidden troops who escaped overnight are not good birds, and the Northern Song Dynasty was killed by these people together.

"You...... You ......"

"How dare you insult our scholar?"

"I didn't insult the scholars, many of the scholars, such as Fan Wenzhenggong, are quite admired, I insult the scum among you scholars, scum!"

Brother Peng Zhen said angrily: "I'm angry with me, how can I be a scum, scum, if you don't make it clear, I won't break with you!" ”

Zhang Zhenniang was terrified, Xianggong offended several people miserably, it may not matter if he offended them, but they all have classmates and teachers, this is to offend the entire scholar class, how can this be!

However, Lin Chong was not afraid: "This is what you asked for, you just said, can you report to the king, go down to Li Shu, and help the people through the world?" Then I ask you, if you are allowed to be officials, the parents of a county, and there is a famine in the land under your jurisdiction at this time, you need to open a warehouse and set up a porridge shed for relief.

Suppose three people need to consume three liters of rice in three days, how many liters of rice do nine people need to consume in nine days? ”

The crowd that had already been aroused their curiosity started to talk about it, and everyone was silently calculating in their hearts, while focusing their eyes on the few students in the audience.

I saw that the sweat on Brother Huairen's forehead came out again at the beginning, and the lady next to him was angry and regretful, her face was as black as a piece of black charcoal, and the other three students' faces were also cloudy, obviously stumped.

There were more and more onlookers, and on the periphery of the crowd, two students who were also passing by did not squeeze in, but stood outside to watch with great interest, and after hearing this question, one of them in green clothes said: "Brother Lu, this question is a bit interesting, at first glance, many people will definitely answer nine liters of rice, but if you really want to answer like this, it must be wrong again." ”

Another Tai student in white said: "Brother Huan, don't you think this forbidden army is more interesting, as a martial artist, he dares to be the enemy of Tai Xue, doesn't he know that the scholar is the most eager to revenge, and the most hateful enemy?" ”

And in the alum building not far away, to talk to the sisters, the head of the Oiran line Li Shishi, who walked by the windowsill on the street, heard the noise here, she curiously poked her head out of the window, only to see a large group of people surrounding the intersection, so lively.

"Yu Chu'er, go take a look."