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Boom! …… The loud bang brought the family back from their dreams to reality. "Ahh There are thieves! Seeing that the men, women and children of this family went into battle together, they quickly surrounded the fallen Ximenqing with thick wooden sticks. Seeing such a scene, Ximen Qing simply pretended to be dizzy, wanting to pass this catastrophe so easily.

It's a pity that the development of this matter was completely unexpected by Ximenqing. Look at this man who is covered in stinky sweat and has a fat body, he opened his big slap and slapped at Ximenqing's little face. also said viciously: "Dare to pretend to be dizzy? If you don't stand up and sprinkle your home, you'll never get up! ”

Her daughter shouted, "Daddy, stop fighting!" That person is the one I know! "You know? What does he do for a living? "Dad, he's the Simon class leader of the singing club I told you last time." "No, it won't. You're talking about the great writer, great artist, and great singer Ximen Qing. "yes, that's him."

Ximenqing knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, so he had to struggle to get up. Now his two faces were only smacked twice by the fat man, and the two slaps had already made Ximenqing's face swollen like a piece of tofu. The man still yelled viciously: "Are you that Ximenqing? "It's down there, it's right down."

"Why did you show up in my house and stab my skylight? You must know that only my family has such a beautiful skylight in the pork business in Wancheng! "It's hard to put into words, it's hard to put into words. What, can you give me some medicine first, let my face reduce swelling, and let me put a compress on my face! ”

The fat man pointed slightly with his hand and said, "What else to wear!" See! There's a rag next to the corner of the wall that I use to wipe the hooves of horses and donkeys! You take it and soak it in water, twist it twice and stick it on your face! What does a big man pay attention to when he is poor? Ximen Qing was also thundered by these words. At this embarrassing moment, the fat man's daughter found a piece of ice out of nowhere and handed it over. Ximenqing pressed the ice cube on his face like this, and after a while, the swelling on his face slowly disappeared.

The fat man stared at the bull's eyes the size of a light bulb, put his hands on his waist, and said viciously to Ximenqing: "Look at what to do." My Lao Zhang moved from Hebei to Wancheng, and he has always said the same thing in this pork selling business! If you want to mix up, you kid have to try my old Zhang white knife in and red knife out! ”

Ximenqing said helplessly: "Then so be it." I got the exact news from outside, you Wancheng here will be attacked by Cao's army soon. You also know that in the midst of war, there are no thousands of watts, so how about I leave a blessing to your family to ensure that your family will not be plagued by the war? Butcher Zhang laughed ugly when he heard this: Yo! I don't think you have such a skill. Such a little trick in the rivers and lakes is what I Lao Zhang played back then! If you want to deceive me Lao Zhang, you're still far away! That big handful of spittle Xingzi helped Ximenqing wash his face well.

There was really no way to meet such a guy, so Ximenqing could only wrap the last bit of his body with his hands and hand it over with a smiling face. The butcher grabbed it firmly, grabbed it in his hand and sent it into his pocket. It didn't take long for the blink of an eye to finish. continued to spit Xingzi said: "Look at the hole you poked in the skylight of my house. Grandma's! Otherwise, I'll take you such a small amount of money and forget it, you kid don't give shame! If it weren't for my daughter's acquaintance with you, I wouldn't have spared you so easily. Ouch hey! That's right! What you just said about the blessing that can avoid the fire of war, you can give me the whole one now! You want to deceive me Lao Zhang! Hahahaha! Let's go in the next life! ”

Ximen Qing had no choice but to cover his swollen face like water tofu in disgrace, and stepped out of the door of Butcher Zhang's house with a thousand thanks. Looking at the empty street, Ximenqing helplessly held his face with his hand. When he was at a loss, he suddenly had a plan in his heart. After a short contact with Butcher Zhang, Ximenqing, who had palpitations, seemed to have used all the courage in his life to knock on the door of Butcher Zhang's house.

Butcher Zhang opened the door and scolded: "What are you knocking on the door again?" Could it be that you still fell in love with my Lao Zhang's slap! Ximen Qing hurriedly smiled and said, "Where! Where! Trouble the shopkeeper to borrow a little pig blood from the kid again! Butcher Zhang continued to scold: "Hehe! What do you want pig blood for? Could it be that you still want to deceive me Lao Zhang, you are the goblin who eats pig's blood as a meal? ”

Bah! A mouthful of fishy and thick phlegm was spit out by Butcher Zhang at the feet of Ximenqing, and he only heard the uncomfortable sound coming to his ears like a wave: "In my old Zhang's opinion, you are not a great bird, a great writer, a great artist, or a great singer at all, you are a goblin, neither male nor female!" Or you're a eunuch who escaped from the palace! Give you some pig blood to get rid of your demonic nature, and my old Zhang is also considered to have accumulated virtue! He was slapped with blood by this Zhang butcher again, and Ximenqing, who had no choice, could only do it again and again, and thanked him for asking for a small half bowl of pig blood and left.

I found a small nook and dipped my finger in the foul-smelling pig's blood, and drew stripes on my face similar to those of the black tribes I saw on the Internet. I also found some sticky white clay, loess and pig's blood. He rubbed his face again, and a few rounds appeared. Only then did he strode towards the post house with satisfaction.

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Pound pound pound! Ximenqing banged the door of the post house. A male duck shouted, "Who is it?" Who dared to come to the inn and knock on the door so late? Also knock! Uncle has to take a good look at which one of the people who doesn't have long eyes dares to go wild in front of Lord Ma! ”。 With the sound of flirtatious footsteps, the sound of scolding came from far and near.

Chirping! The door opened. Ximenqing let out a very disgusting breath at the handyman. Then he began to speak word by word: You, also, me, life, come! You, also, I, life, come! This frightened the handyman who opened the door so much that he sat down on the ground with his lips trembling. It is said that he doesn't do bad things during the day, and he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, which shows that this guy does a lot of bad things on weekdays.

Ximenqing hurriedly seized this opportunity, and as soon as he raised his leg and pierced the back of the guy, he slammed it into the back of the guy's head. After receiving the blow of Ximen Qing's killing, that guy's body shook slightly twice and then fell down with a thud.

It's such a tried and tested method, Ximenqing is unimpeded in all the rooms of the inn. In each room, he searched for some official documents, waist cards, gold and silver soft that could be used to support him, and took out the treasure wrapped in the room where he collapsed. I went to the kitchen again and fetched three pieces of cooked meat, and put two big burdens on my back, and hung one firmly on my waist. After this rectification, I walked to the backyard stable with slow steps.

Ximen Qing blew a whistle at his Qingsi Liangzhou horse as usual! This time, Qingsi Liangzhou Ma did not use his horse face to stick to Ximenqing's stomach like before, rubbing Ximenqing's joy against Ximenqing. Instead, he hissed and raised his front hooves high, and when he saw it, he was about to kick Ximenqing.

Ximen Qing secretly said that it was not good, and immediately a pigeon rolled to the side. After looking at the green silk Liangzhou horse that was still snorting angrily, he looked at himself and looked around carefully. At this time, Ximen Qing patted his head and immediately understood, it turned out that his taste was wrong, so he hurriedly rushed back to the post house room and took a solid bath. Only then did he dare to appear in front of his little pet Qingsi Liangzhou horse, just like this, he came and went, and the time had already been wasted. By the time Ximenqing grasped the reins and got the horse, the sky was already slightly bright.