Chapter 18: People are in awkward ways
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Everything last night was as if it had never happened, and the vegetable sellers, the firewood sellers, and the walkers were still walking. Even if you will go to hell in the next minute, you will be able to do whatever you want in this minute. After a long time of "cultivating immortals", Ximenqing finally woke up, which made the jailers waiting on the side very happy. "Lord Simon, you have finally opened your eyes! You don't know that during this time, the little ones are always on the lookout! "Hmm! This official knows! Now go boil a big bucket of hot water! And sprinkle the water with flower petals for the official! Ben-sama wants to bathe! "Yes, yes, yes! The little ones are going to get ready! "Stay and talk to the officer!" "Yes! The small one is the prison official of this department, waiting for the dispatch of the adults! ”
In this way, Ximenqing bathed in hot water sprinkled with flower petals, and asked, "How is this Wancheng laid out?" "Hey, hey! Your Majesty, you're asking the right question! Our Wancheng is the land of the Dragon Prosperity of the Holy Son of Heaven Emperor Guangwu! I think that at the beginning of Wang Mang's rebellion, the world's heroes rose together. The Holy Son of Heaven got the guidance of the gods, took the soil of the mountain and set up a monument to the people, and since then the people have been longing. All the heroes of the world hope that the wind will fall, and this has achieved the foundation of my Han Dynasty for 400 years! "Hmm! The deeds of the Holy Son of Heaven are indeed unattainable! "Not really!"
"Tell me about you!" "Hmmm! The little one turned out to be a broken mountain goods merchant, and he was also a little famous in the ninth-rate small circle underground! The main thing is that the small ones are good at looking for a divine grass in the mountains! The warden paused for a moment and said, "The effect of this magic medicine is the most wonderful, if an animal eats it, it is extremely strong." I've seen a small boar just eat a few of these sacred grasses, and easily overturn the big tree so thick that three strong men are around! If people eat it! ”
"Say! Don't stumble! "Yes! If someone eats it, it's easy to deal with the little girl! It was a whole night without pause! Hey! For this reason, although the status of the small one is low, he is also one of the few flat-headed people in this Wan city who can drink and eat meat at a time. The little one can live like this, it's all the gift of the divine grass! The warden looked like a little fox who had swallowed an old hen by himself.
Ximen Qing didn't want to listen to what this guy said anymore, because if he continued to take over this topic, he would inevitably be sold "Divine Grass". So he hurriedly interjected and asked: "Wasn't Wancheng occupied by the thief Zhang Mancheng and others during the Yellow Turban Rebellion?" I heard that at that time, Zhu and Taiwei Zhu led a division of 150,000 tigers and wolves to attack repeatedly for a few days without success! Are the walls of Wancheng really so strong? ”
"Isn't that right? Every stone slab in this Wancheng is a high-grade rock quarried from the Kunshan Mountain. It is also painted with the most viscous high-grade rice porridge, after hundreds of years of wind, frost, rain and snow, and the continuous beating of war and smoke, the hard one can long be said to be impenetrable with iron! Although he was a little disappointed that he failed to successfully sell the magic medicine to Ximenqing, he was still very confident in this deal, and he tried every means to keep hinting.
Now Ximen Qing is concentrating on collecting the city defense information of Wancheng, and he is very disgusted with this guy who doesn't listen to the tune. However, there are too few places to collect information now, and in order to successfully escape from Wancheng and return to Xu County, we must be patient for a while. "My lord! The god grass I found works really well! Even General Yuan's Mansion will let the small ones deliver them every month! Don't you really want to come some? "I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to endure it anymore, Ximen Qing Huoran got up and splashed the water on the ground and watered the prison officials thoroughly. He stared blankly at Ximenqing's unusually muscular body gradually moving away, completely forgetting to wipe his already soaked head. At this time, his heart was full of amazement and questions: Could it be that this Lord Simon really didn't need to use divine grass to supplement? No! As long as it's a man, you need the sacred grass I found! It's okay! Now he's just tsundere!
After taking a bath, Ximenqing made a ruthless decision to himself when he was changing clothes, and secretly cheered himself up in his heart: It's just now! Don't be cowardly! I haven't been soft since I came out of my mother's womb! I'm just an ant-like Wancheng? Ximen Qing pointed at the two relatively thin hell pawns seemingly casually and said, "Just the two of them!" Accompany the official to the best restaurant in Wancheng for dinner! "But! My lord! "Less nonsense! Do you still want to starve to death this adult? If I didn't want to embarrass you! I don't bring anyone with me! Don't be ignorant! ”
The warden had a black line on his head and said with a shy face: "Hehe! My lord, you just want to eat the dishes of the imperial kitchen can be brought in, so why bother going outside? Ximenqing's face suddenly turned hideous and said, "Heh! The tiger is not powerful, is it really HelloKitty? Is this prison a place to eat? Yes? Warden! "Don't dare, don't dare! You two are so good at serving Lord Simon! Let Lord Ximen eat more of our Wancheng specialties! If Lord Simon is not satisfied, you will not have to do this jailer's errand! ”
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Ximenqing, who was dressed in a white robe, strode in front, and two civilian jailers followed behind? After a while, I arrived at a four-story restaurant. Ximen Qing pointed to the huge signboard and turned back to the two jailers and asked, "Half Moon Tower?" This is the best restaurant in Wancheng? The two jailers hurried back; Right, right! This is it! The wine is good, the food is good, the song is also good! Ximenqing's right leg had already stepped into the gate, and he coldly shook two words: "Keep up!" ”
The shopkeeper completely ignored the eyes of the two jailers who wanted to kill, quickly put Ximenqing's reward money into his pocket, and diligently chose a good location with a balcony for Ximenqing on the third floor. The dishes had not yet been served, and the aroma had already made the two jailers salivate. Ximen Qing pretended to be angry and said, "Look at what kind of system you two have become!" Eat! Do you want this official to feed you! After speaking, he picked up a jar of old wine, slapped his palm and sealed the mud with a palm, and took a few big sips.
Then he shook his head and hugged the wine jar and said: "You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky!" Rushing to the sea and never returning. You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk. "So wet, so wet! Childe is so literate! "That's it! When did Wancheng come to such a merry boy! Ha ha! My little sister is finally going to have a husband's family! ”…… Just when everyone was talking, Ximen Qing jumped over the fence, which stunned everyone. "Not good! He's running away! The two jailers chuckled in their hearts.
Ximenqing stood on the roof of the house as if he were like a feather, and then rushed forward with one foot and one tile. Running and singing, "Use the nunchuck, hum and hum." Use the nunchuck, hum hah. Those who practice martial arts should remember that the benevolent are invincible. Who is practicing Tai Chi, the wind and water. Use the nunchuck, hum hah. Use the nunchuck, hum hah. If I have light work, the cornices go to the wall—ah! Unexpectedly, he stepped on the air and fell.