Chapter 17: Run for Your Life, Three
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Sure enough, as Ximen Qing expected, Cao Cao, who got the news, immediately led a large army to conquer Yuan Shu. As soon as the Chinese army entered the ground of Yuzhou, the vanguard Lejin and Yu Forbidden Department had already arrived in the county seat of Xuxian. Now that Le and Yu had just sat down in the county office, they saw the county magistrate, the county lieutenant, and the head of the government treasurer instructing the officials to carry the files and come in. Le Jin shouted, "What are you going to do? The county magistrate, the county lieutenant, and the chief of the government were stunned for a moment, and then forced a smile and said: "General! This is our file in Xu County! Le Jin said: "It's all for Ben to move back!" What General Ben wants is not your dossier with Chen sesame seeds and rotten grain! What General Ben wants is the thirty carts of military rations that Ximenqing has arranged here! The county magistrate, the county lieutenant, and the chief of the treasury immediately knelt down and said, "General! Lord Simon has never brought half a grain here! ”
Le Jin and Yu Ban suddenly laughed and breathlessly said, "Okay, good!" You're so daring! Even Ximenqing, a professional householder, dared to swallow it! Hahahaha! Come! Bring that lazy guy from the camp! ”
"The general spares his life! Give us a way to live! "The county magistrate, the county lieutenant, the government treasurer, etc. keep kowtowing." Oh? Old Yu! Looks like they're trying to be private? "Thank you, General, for your kindness! Thank you, General, for your kindness! ”
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At this time, Ximenqing's place of detention had been changed from a water prison to a luxurious private room frequented by Yuan Shu's courtiers. In the past, the fierce jailers now surrounded Ximenqing with shy faces like stars and moons, serving tea and water, and beating their legs on their shoulders. They were sweating all over the place, but they were all muttering in their hearts. How can this rich man's spectrum be so big! It's been almost two hours, why don't you even lift your eyelids? They didn't know at all or even Ximenqing himself didn't know that Ximenqing had already entered a state of shock that seemed to be asleep but not asleep, seemed to be awake but not awake, as if he was alive and as if he was dead. Ximenqing's consciousness has been completely isolated from this world, just like the Taoist priest of this world said that the supreme realm of cultivation is the immortal who wanders in the nine heavens.
"Ahh Look at this Lord Simon! "It stinks! Vomit... Ximenqing's body gradually seeped out a stream of extremely foul-smelling black water, and in this way, these evil prison guards were driven away. Finally, after a long time of soaking and bloating, Ximenqing finally drained the old stinky water from the water prison, and now every inch of Ximenqing's skin is as ruddy and delicate as a baby.
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The county magistrate, the county lieutenant, and the government treasurer climbed out of the county office with a miserable smile like killing a pig. As soon as they left the gate of the county government, they glanced at each other and muttered in a low voice: "I'm scared to death!" Scared to death! I thought my life was gone! "Not really! But being stripped of them like this is no different from losing half a life! "Who's to say it isn't! If it weren't for the fact that they had 5,000 people, Lao Tzu would have directly given them a white knife to enter and a red knife to come out! Thinking back to the time when Lao Tzu was in the Battle of Tiger Prison Pass, he slaughtered five Xiliang soldiers with a broken knife with a curly blade, and these two little guys probably didn't know what a big knife was! When they were about to reach the intersection, the three of them rolled their eyes at each other a few times, leaned slightly towards the south gate, and slapped their fat belly three times.
If you don't want people to know, you can't do it unless you do. The county magistrate, the county lieutenant, and the government treasurer thought that they were foolproof, but in fact it was just a joke full of loopholes. After listening to the report of the commander of the military cavalry who had been secretly monitoring the three of them in the dark, Le Jin and Yu Ban laughed and said: "They are so hard working to get information for us, it seems that they are really a group of motivated guys!" Hahahaha! "Not really! It seems that in the future, when evaluating Yuan Shu's first battle merits, the first merit must be recorded on the three of them! Otherwise, who will be so positive in the future! Hahaha! ”
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That night, the heavy dark clouds buried the jade rabbit solidly, except for a few solid houses and a little dim candlelight, only the lonely night watchman held an oil lamp wrapped in a thin cloth, like a busy firefly to and fro in the streets and alleys. The soldiers on night duty on the tower of the city also leaned against the cold and heavy city walls, snorting one after another. In a short time, three fat guys sneaked up in a dark corner not far from the city gate. "Brother! Are they all here? "It's all here!" "That's the key to the guys at the city gates! Without... "Don't be muttering! If you want to escape alive, there is only one secret, and this secret is one word - quiet! "Yes, yes!"
Just as the three fat guys tiptoed, step by step, cautiously and quickly approached the city gate. "Meow!" A meow passed by and barked slightly at the three fat guys. As if asking, "Hey! What do you do? That's how it scared the three of them half to death. It was like this that I stopped and walked, nervously, and turned back step by step, and finally arrived at the haystack not far from the city gate.
"Bang bang bang!" The soldiers on duty on the castle tower strode down from the castle tower and said, "Hey! Beat more Liu! We're going for a drink, you stand here and show us a point! "Good! It's good to go to the soldier! Liu sneered at the soldiers. Seeing the soldiers drifting away, Liu dared to scold and scold: "Help you watch the city gate!" Be your big day dream! With that, he gently put down the gong and lantern, and ran quickly to the haystack. After a moment of suffocation, he shouted, "Suffocate me!" What else do you say you can't defecate in the open in the city? Is it possible for a living person to be suffocated to death by urine? ”
Sanfei's head was now full of stinking smells, which would never have been possible if he had been left behind. In order to escape, Sanfei can only remember the appearance of beating Liu to death, so that he can report this urine revenge. Finally, on the edge of the three fat about to erupt, he waited for a very precious opportunity, and seeing that there was no one around, the three fat guys rushed towards the city gate with all their might. It may be that God is also secretly providing convenience for the three fat guys, and the heavy city gate is miraculously unlocked. They shouted loudly in their hearts, "I'm going to be back!" At this moment, this is the common voice of the three of them.