Lin Dong didn't know that his conversation with the system yesterday had been known to everyone in the class, and he didn't know that his behavior yesterday had been considered crazy and mentally ill by everyone in the class!

So the next day, after being entangled repeatedly, Wu Di took Lin Dong to the health team during his lunch break...... I went to see a psychiatrist. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Squad leader, why are you pulling me to the health team when I don't sleep at noon?"

At first, Lin Dong didn't know what Wu Dila was doing by himself. But after he found out that the direction he was going was the brigade health team, he suddenly quit.

"Of course going to the health team is to see a doctor! Otherwise, do you think Lao Tzu will take you to flirt with your sister? ”

Seeing that Lin Dong asked himself what he was doing in the health team, Wu Di suddenly complained angrily.

"My squad leader, I'm not sick, you can take me to see a yarn!"

Encountering such a squad leader who doesn't follow the routine, Lin Dong is so tired in his heart.

"Hehe, which neurotic would say he is sick?"

Slanting his eyes at Lin Dong, who seemed to be normal next to him, but his heart was actually seriously distorted, Wu Di tried to comfort: "Okay, even if you are not sick!" It's also good to go to the health team for a free check-up, right? ”

"Since I'm not sick, why should I go to the health team for a check-up?"

Lin Dong felt that Wu Di's sentence was very problematic, because it was really illogical!

What does it mean to go to the health team for a check-up if you are not sick?

Why should I go to the health team for a check-up since I'm not sick?

I've eaten too much and I'm in a hurry!

If I really have this free time, I might as well sleep and replenish my strength.

"Alas, I said Lin Dong! Why are you so much? I'll let you go, and you'll go! What so much nonsense? ”

"Squad leader, the twisted melon is not sweet!"

"Do I care if your melons are sweet or not? Anyway, if you don't go to the health team with me for an examination today, I'll beat you up now! Do you believe it or not? ”

“…… Paralysis! ”

Since Wu Di said so, what else could Lin Dong do.

Do you also teach Wu Di a lesson?

Let's not talk about whether he can win Wu Di now, even if he wins, he can't do it!

A little recruit beats his squad leader, if this matter gets out, it is estimated that even if he passes the ultimate assessment, no company will want him.

In the army, it is shameful to be a soldier!

However, the pride (thorn head) is not very popular......

In this way, the two of them didn't say anything all the way, and Lin Dong followed Wu Di to the health team with a bitter face.

Lin Dong originally thought that the examination that Wu Di said was just a simple measurement of blood pressure, an electrocardiogram, B ultrasound, or a CT, MRI or something.

But when he saw that these departments were closed, and Wu Di didn't linger at the door of those departments at all, and just took him upstairs without saying a word, Lin Dong was confused.

"Squad leader, didn't you say bring me over for an examination? So what are you bringing me here for? ”

As Wu Di went up to the second floor, Lin Dong found that it was full of someone's office, and after not checking the various departments of the body, Lin Dong suddenly couldn't hold it anymore.

"Of course it's a check!"

Turning his head to Lin Dong, who was confused, Wu Di continued to walk forward, and it was not until he was almost at the end of the corridor that he stopped, "It's here!" ”

"Counseling room?"

After following Wu Di's gaze and glancing at the door number, Lin Dong really didn't know what to say.

"Shit, fuck!"

After being silent for a long time, Lin Dong, who had a foul language in his heart, suddenly frowned and looked at Wu Di and said, "Squad leader, you brought me here today, you don't think I have any psychological problems, right?"

"What do you think? You're just good! ”

Knowing that it is impossible for a psychotic to admit that he has a problem, just as a murderer will never admit that he has killed someone, then Lin Dong will naturally not admit that he has a psychological problem.

After silently complaining in his heart, Wu Di didn't explain anything, raised his hand and knocked on the door.

Tuk Tuk Tuk -

After three rhythmic taps, a woman's voice came from the room where the door had been closed.

"It's coming!"

After the sound sounded, it took about three seconds for the door to open.

"Doctor Wang, I brought someone, please help take a look!"

The door opened, and what appeared in Lin Dong's sight was indeed a female officer dressed in olive green with a dime and a second rank on her shoulder.

"Hmm!"

Nodding, the female officer, who was about twenty-two or three years old, looked at Lin Dong behind Wu Di, "You, come in!" ”

Now that things have developed to this field, Lin Dong can't refuse or postpone anything.

Because of refusal or directly saying that I am not sick and turn around and leave, this is undoubtedly not an act that embarrasses Wu Di, and it is undoubtedly not in front of outsiders, but also a woman, slapping him in the face as a squad leader!

"Well, what the hell is this called......"

Sighing speechlessly, Lin Dong reluctantly entered the room.

"Don't be nervous, sit down first!"

Let Wu Di, the squad leader, wait outside, and then close the door, the female officer motioned for Lin Dong, who had been standing since coming in, to sit down and talk.

Take it easy?

Lao Tzu's nickname is not nervous!

"Heh......"

Looking up at the female officer who was dressed in olive green, about 165 tall, with short ear-length hair, and a face that was clear and watery, but definitely much better looking than those women with heavy makeup, Lin Dong pouted and smiled.

"Private, what are you laughing at?"

Although Lin Dong's smile just now was very hidden, only slightly pursed the corners of his mouth, but it was still captured by the female officer who was as careful as a hair, and had been observing his every move since he came in, and even the micro-expression.

"What am I laughing at, shouldn't you be able to guess as a counselor?"

After sitting down directly across from the female officer, who didn't know what her name was, Lin Dong looked straight into her eyes and asked.

"Private, don't you know that it's rude for you to speak to me in such an ironic tone right now?"

Hearing this, the female officer was stunned at first, and then her tone and expression began to change.

If it's because I didn't put the word "chief" before "what am I laughing at?" then I'm sorry to you now! ”

As he spoke, Lin Dong stood up and said to the other party, "I'm sorry! ”

"No ......"

And just when the female officer was about to say "It's okay", Lin Dong continued to ask inquiringly: "So, chief! As a counselor, you really don't know why I'm laughing? ”

"I ......"

Originally, the female officer was tempted to say that I only majored in psychological counseling as a minor in college, not psychology.

But she thought about it, why did she explain to Danzi, a recruit who had only just entered the army for a few months, because she was a deputy company officer?

"Private, please pay attention to your current identity and the purpose of your visit today!"

After thinking about it, the female officer suddenly took out the strong woman style of the past.

"Heh......"

Seeing that the other party was starting to get angry, Lin Dong pouted and shrugged his shoulders very familiarly, and didn't say anything more.

"Humph!"

After standing up with a cold face and glancing at Lin Dong in front of her, the female officer said coldly: "Private, since I promised you squad leader, then even if I don't like you very much now, I will help you evaluate whether you have mental ......illness today."