Chapter 62 Do You Know What It Means to Heal Yourself or Not to Heal Yourself?
"Here's the psychometric test sheet and the quiz paper, fill it out!"
After the two were speechless, Wang Zijin took out a document from the desk drawer and handed it to Lin Dong. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"I'm fine! I refuse to test! ”
It's okay to be forcibly dragged over by Wu Di, now that he has to fill out some psychological tests by himself, he really thinks Lao Tzu is mentally ill.
"Refusal is invalid!"
Wang Zijin has seen too many people who refuse to tutor her, so she immediately threw the folder with the test sheet and question and answer papers in front of Lin Dong without mercy, "Do the test honestly, otherwise I will go out and call your squad leader in right now!" ”
"I refuse!"
Glancing at the folder in front of him, Lin Dong still shook his head.
"Give you three seconds to choose! Do you take a test, or call your squad leader in! One...... 2. ......"
"Stop!"
Just when the word "three" in Wang Zijin's mouth was about to be spoken, Lin Dong, who only felt that the dog was a dog, was suddenly defeated, "Okay, you are ruthless!" I choose to test, I choose to test the head office, right? ”
“!”
Tsundere glanced at Lin Dong, who had softened, and Wang Zijin slowly sat down.
"What a man!"
Glancing at Wang Zijin with his hands around his chest and looking at him with a look of awesomeness, Lin Dong shook helplessly with hatred and picked up the folder in front of him.
To be honest, after growing up so big, Lin Dong has not received psychological counseling.
So now he wants to see what the hell this counseling is!
"Heh, since it's the same as the exam paper, it's either a multiple-choice question or a true/false question! I thought it was awesome......"
Glancing at the so-called psychological test sheet and question and answer papers, Lin Dong immediately pouted.
"1. Have you ever cried while watching a touching movie?"
A. Yes
B. No
"2. Do you like to go to the movies by yourself?"
A. Yes
B. Nope
"3. Are you a person with a sense of humor?"
A.I think so
B. Probably not
"4. Do you think you're a competent leader?"
A. Yes
B. Nope
"5. If you had a choice, what gender would you like to be?"
A. Male
B. Female
C. It doesn't matter
"6. Do you think you're smart?"
A. Yes
B. Nope
What the hell is this?
Neurotic out!
Shaking his head, Lin Dong continued to look down.
"1. If the end of the world were to come and you could only save one animal, which of the following would you save?"
A. Rabbit
b. Sheep
c. Deer
d. Horses
"2. In the middle of your travels in Africa, you visited a tribe, and the tribal leader insisted that you choose an animal to bring back as a souvenir, which one would you be?"
A. Monkey
b. Lion
c. Snakes
d. Giraffes
"3. You have done something wrong, and God has punished you for becoming an animal other than a human, which of the following animals do you want to become?"
a. Dogs
b. Cats
c. Horses
d. Snakes
"4. If you had the ability to make an animal disappear, which one would you choose?"
A. Lion
b. Snakes
c. Crocodile
d Sharks
Hehe!
The latter questions are even more funny!
Since I've with all kinds of animals.
After smiling helplessly, Lin Dong picked up the pen and began to choose.
Since you've come here, it's good to test it, anyway, you don't need money.
After the multiple-choice questions, it's true/false!
"1. After going to bed, I can't sleep, even if I fall asleep, I can't sleep soundly, I just dream."
"2. Restless mood, inefficient work, constant mood changes, lack of concentration, forgetfulness - one of them."
3. I am too lazy to do anything, and I don't have the spirit to do it, although I am very anxious and think that "this will not work", but I am still idle and waste my time. ”
"4. Do you find it troublesome to meet people?"
"5. Worry about whether the door is locked and on fire, lie in bed, get up again to confirm, or just go out and return to something like that."
“6、……”
After more than 30 questions in a row, Lin Dong quickly finished judging.
"Dr. Wang, I'm done!"
After putting down the ballpoint pen in his hand, Lin Dong smiled and said to the female officer in front of him who he didn't know the name of yet.
"Hmm."
Wang Zijin glanced indifferently at Lin Dong, who had never taken himself as a doctor (cadre) in his eyes from beginning to end, and then picked up the folder in front of him.
For Wang Zijin, although she is an officer, she has never failed to put her posture high.
In her opinion, no matter how high or low her status is (soldier or official), as long as she seeks her help, then she treats everyone equally.
So although her perception of Lin Dong is indeed not very good, she did not fool him because of this, or looked at the psychological test form at random, just like that.
It took about twenty minutes for Wang Zijin's originally tangled brow to gradually relax.
Smack-
After putting down the folder containing the test sheet and question and answer papers in his hand, Wang Zijin sat down and looked at Lin Dong, and said after a while: "Lin Dong, right! Judging by the quiz form and question sheet I just filled out for you, you ...... There are no symptoms of mental illness other than excessive psychological stress! So, you're good to go. ”
"I still need you to say, Lao Tzu is psychologically healthy, it's very good!"
The psychological pressure is too great, and there is no need for Wang Zijin, a doctor, to say, Lin Dong himself knows what is going on.
However, between her previous indifferent attitude towards herself, and her practice of coming and going when she calls her, Lin Dong suddenly decided to have a good time with her.
"But, Dr. Wang! My squad leader and my comrades-in-arms both said that I had psychological problems, and I often did things that ordinary people couldn't understand. So, is there something wrong with your judgment? ”
Although Lin Dong did not graduate with an acting major, he is a director, and in addition to being a director, his acting skills are not bad.
So at this time, Lin Dong was still acting like that.
"Lin Dong, I guarantee that my judgment is absolutely correct, you absolutely do not have any mental illness except for excessive psychological pressure!"
Although Wang Zijin was a minor in psychological counseling when she was studying, she obtained a psychological counselor qualification certificate in earnest.
Therefore, she trusts her professional judgment and will never make a mistake in judgment!
"Doctor Wang, are you really so sure that you didn't make a mistake in judgment?"
However, in the face of Wang Zijin, who firmly believed that his judgment would not be wrong, Lin Dong still asked with a smile.
"Me! Solid! Letter! Self! Oneself! Judge! Break! That's right! ”
Seeing Lin Dong questioning his professional level again and again, Wang Zijin's tone suddenly became cold.
"In that case, Doctor Wang, can you tell if you have mental illness?"
Although Wang Zijin had a violent expression at this time, Lin Dong was not afraid at all. Instead, he continued to ask.
"Of course I don't have a mental illness!"
As a psychological counselor, Wang Zijin naturally knows his psychological situation.
"Huh!"
Hearing this, Lin Dong only pouted and smiled: "Doctor Wang, I don't know if you have heard a sentence called - can you heal yourself or not?"
"What do you mean?"
"It's boring! It's just that I suddenly want to do a psychological counseling with you......"
Saying this, a touch of evil suddenly appeared on Lin Dong's face.