The chicken that Li Junwen wants to invite the old Taoist priest to eat is called flower chicken, and Li Xiao in later generations is not big or small, but he is also a foodie, although he is not high-level, but he is also good at some simple dishes.

This is called a flower chicken, and it is estimated that this will not appear yet, because according to the works of the novelists in later generations, this chicken did not appear until the Southern Song Dynasty.

Li Junwen killed the pheasant and removed the internal organs, dug a small pit on the river beach, used the river water to mix the dug mud into a paste, and then smeared the pheasant with feathers and dried weeds on the mud, and then used stones to raise the pit just dug high, put the coated chickens into the pit, and piled dry firewood on top of it...... Everything is ready, only the ignition is owed, Li Junwen reached out and touched it in his arms, but this touch was dumbfounded, he left in a hurry when he went out, and forgot to bring the fire fold. If you don't say that this ancient is inconvenient, you can't eat cooked food without a fire when you go out, which is like modern times, bring a lighter with you, "pop" a button, you can light a fire, and then you can use a reading glasses to light a fire.

Li Junwen secretly thought, this special thing will not ask Lao Tzu to drill wood to make fire, and it is not enough to practice the unicorn arm in later generations. Just when Li Junwen was touching and touching his body while performing the bone touching technique, a thin hand next to him handed over a fire fold, Li Junwen raised his eyes and saw the old Taoist priest looking at Li Jun with obscene eyes, at least Li Junwen felt obscene. His eyes revealed disdain, pride and curiosity, Li Junwen resisted the urge to swing his fist, did not talk to him, took the fire fold, and lit the dry wood with hay...... Next, it's time to wait for the chicken.

Thinking that he would be able to eat the first bite of chicken in this evil old society when the mud was cooked, Li Junwen couldn't help but start swallowing......

An old man and a young man, sitting by the fire, because they are not very familiar with each other, the atmosphere is a little awkward, both of them are silent, quietly waiting for the arrival of the chicken moment.

Li Junwen was thinking about what the old Taoist priest came from, he looked very obscene, but his martial arts seemed to be quite high, and he had the demeanor of a generation of grandmasters. Just now he seemed to say that his name was Chen Jun, Li Junwen used his poor historical knowledge in later generations to think about it, and he didn't think about whether there was such a historical celebrity in the early Song Dynasty, anyway, the teacher had never taught, and he had never heard of such a number one person.

Maybe it's just a charlatan? It's like giving him the old way of Baiyunguan Bullnose who does too much? Looking at his appearance of a thief's eyebrows, it is estimated that he usually does not do less things to fool people, and when the chicken is finished, can he fool him with this little ability, and what method can he use to get rid of the entanglement of this old cow's nose?

Thinking of this, Li Junwen couldn't help but look up at the old Taoist, only to see that the old Taoist priest was also looking at Li Junwen with his unique obscene eyes, anyway, Li Junwen felt quite obscene, and Li Junwen fell to the ground with goosebumps.

Can you imagine the horror of a relatively still space, with a babbling river flowing next to it, interspersed with a few birdsongs, and then a lewd old man staring at him silently? Anyway, Li Junwen felt quite terrifying, and the chrysanthemum was inexplicably tightened.

He really couldn't stand being looked at by him, so Li Junwen had no choice but to speak: "Dao Chief, can you not look at me like this?" You're looking at me like that, and I'm panicking! ”

"I know what you're thinking, no way, small eyes!"

"Dao Chief, don't be sad, although your eyes are small, but your soul is beautiful, your facial features are positive, you are high-spirited, and you are chivalrous...... Okay, I can't make it up anymore ......", seeing that the corners of the old Taoist's mouth kept twitching, and he had the urge to hit someone, Li Junwen stopped.

"At a young age, why is your mouth so broken......"

“……”

There was silence for a while, and the chicken was not yet ripe......

The road to waiting for the chicken was long, and the two were still staring at each other. But you can't sit like this all the time, so Li Junwen opened his mouth again, there is no way, the sequelae of running business in later generations.

"Daoist, I heard you just say that you have been meditating here for more than ten days, don't you eat?"

"The poor road was opening the valley a few days ago!"

"What, ass?"

"Bigu, Bigu, it's Bigu, can't you hear Bigu and your ass clearly?" As if insulted, the old Taoist priest jumped up and roared unbearably.

"Don't blame me, Dao Chief, your accent is too strong. Don't get excited, don't get excited, monks shouldn't get angry! ”

"Click......" The old Taoist priest didn't speak, but the wrist-thick stick in his hand was broken by force.

"If you don't eat or drink for more than ten days, Dao Chief, are you blowing this cow leisurely?" This strength frightened Li Junwen to quickly change the topic.

"Joke, I've lived for nearly a hundred years, so I need to lie to you, a hairy boy?"

"Hey, blow again, old Taoist, you look more than sixty at most, even if you look old, give you 70 to make up the end, it's nearly a hundred years, you think you belong to the turtle!" Li Junwen really couldn't stand this old Taoist priest running the train with his mouth full, and he could blow better than the white clouds in Baiyunguan.

"I can interpret this as a compliment on my good looks. But the old way, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for so long, relying on integrity! I don't believe you, ask all over the world. ”

"Shhhh I said that I am very famous, where can I ask you? I can't search the Internet again these days! has been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and he is so confused, he wants to cheat and cheat children to get by! ”

"I don't have any money? Hehe, it scares you to death when you say it, the whole Huashan is mine! The old Taoist priest squinted his eyes and cocked his chin and said.

"Hehe, don't make trouble! This barren mountain and wild mountain, I still say that this mountain is mine! ”

Seeing Li Junwen's appearance of "you continue to blow", the old Taoist priest was anxious, as if he had been stripped naked and humiliated: "If you don't believe it, go ask the current Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, it was he who lost to the poor Dao in chess!" ”

"Oh......" Li Junwen responded perfunctorily. I was rolling my eyes in my heart, you can bluff people, I have to see the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty.

"You...... Hum...... It's really uninsightful! Don't talk about me yet, but it's your origin, the poor road is really a bit unbearable......" The old Taoist priest pulled his white beard, stared at Li Junwen, and looked at Li Junwen with a deep face. Seeing that Li Junwen would not believe it if he continued to talk about it, he was humiliated himself, and the old Taoist priest simply diverted the topic.

"Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others who can't see through it, I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and I hoe the fields without flowers and wine!" Li Junwen suddenly came up with Tang Bohu's poem in his mind and blurted it out......