"You are rude in this later life, obviously you smashed a big bag with a stone first, but the wicked person sued first, and the poor and good people took a nap here to cultivate immortals, but unexpectedly you disturbed your cultivation with a stone and lost money!" The old Taoist priest was very real, and he didn't forget to pay for the loss after being beaten.

Li Junwen was so casually dissolved by his inevitable fist, and sat on the ground stupidly, thinking that he had encountered a hard stubble, this bull nose must be a practitioner, his kung fu is not shallow, and he doesn't know what the origin is, plus he is really at a loss, so he doesn't dare to use the strong anymore, even if he uses the strong, he may not be an opponent, so he had to sit on the ground, and he didn't forget to hold his chicken tightly in his hand, and reluctantly said: "This Taoist leader, you are a monk, how can you open your mouth and close your mouth is money, money, this will damage the reputation of the monks, Besides, where you don't sleep well, you sleep in this weed, how do I know if you were woken up by mosquitoes or hit by my stones, you are obviously touching porcelain, so no level, fortunately I threw stones, if you throw a knife, you have already gone to see Taishang Laojun......"

Lao Niubi listened to Li Junwen's words, and laughed angrily, "It's unreasonable for you to be born in the future, can a mosquito bite out such a big bag?" I'm sleeping in this bush, phew, I've been meditating for many days, and I've been woken up by you for no reason, of course you're unreasonable, it's obvious. ”

"Bragging, you can still sleep for so many days without eating or drinking, and you are still so lively, you are really a fairy yourself?"

"Monks don't speak!"

"You're not a monk, what kind of family are you from!"

“……”

"Don't have anything to say!"

"Taoist priests are also monks!" The old Taoist priest gritted his teeth and said.

"You say yes!" Looking at the appearance of the old Taoist priest who wants to eat people, Li Junwen is a good man who does not suffer the loss in front of him.

"Yo, I don't believe it yet! And I ask thee, What day is it? Seeing Li Junwen's expression of disbelief, the old Taoist priest asked.

"On the eighth day of the fifth month, just after the Dragon Boat Festival."

The old Taoist priest held the dust whisk in his right hand, pinched his fingers with his left hand, closed his eyes and counted for a long time: "Well, no more, no less, poor Dao has been meditating here for more than ten days...... Ouch, you bastard, you attacked me again......"

Li Junwen took advantage of his eyes to close his eyes, punched the old man's face, knocked him to the ground, and then ran quickly towards the official road with a pheasant, turning around and raising his middle finger as he ran, "Haha, stinky bull's nose, a lot of age, don't you know if you don't get tired of cheating?" Blow, you keep blowing, anyway, it's all you say, and I don't see when you sleep! Hey, what about people......"

Before the words fell, Li Junwen turned his head, and a gray shadow fell in front of Li Junwen, Li Junwen couldn't brake and almost hit it.

"Daoist, hehe, there is something to say, there is something to say, the monks should not be angry......" Seeing the old Taoist priest standing in front of him with a dark face, frowning, and covering his head, Li Junwen said very interestingly.

At this moment, the expression on the old Taoist's face was very rich, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and it could be seen that he was resisting the urge to pump him. Li Junwen suddenly felt bad in his heart, it seemed that he was about to provoke the old Taoist, what to do, he couldn't beat it, he couldn't run and couldn't run, at this time, the chicken in his hand suddenly "quacked", it was estimated that he was stunned by Li Junwen's tossing and turning in his hand, looking at the pheasant in his hand, Li Junwen suddenly had an idea: "Dao Chang, don't be impulsive, you look at my dress, money, I don't have it, and I won't give it to you!" Hey, don't get excited, listen to me! Otherwise, I'll treat you to chicken! Seeing that I have this pheasant in my hand, the hair is less and the meat is thicker, and the fat is oily, I will make a chicken that you have never eaten for you to taste? ”

"Hey, I think I've been going south and north for so many years, I haven't eaten anything delicious, phew, what I haven't eaten, a chicken wants to send me away and lose money!" The old Taoist priest replied with a look of disdain.

Seeing that there was room for negotiation, Li Junwen hurriedly hit the snake with the stick, "The chicken I made is different, I am sure you have never eaten it, if you are still not satisfied with it, you will be beaten and killed when the time comes, listen to it!" ”

"Yo, I'm not old, but my tone is not small!"

"If there is no three, two, three, how dare you go to Fangshan!"

The thumb and index finger of the old Taoist's left hand twisted the white whiskers of his chin back and forth, squinting his eyes and looking at Li Junwen carefully, Li Junwen was having goosebumps again, Li Junwen was afraid that he would twist off those few strands of white whiskers, but this time Li Junwen didn't dare to shout anymore, his strength was respected, and he had to admit it if he couldn't beat it. After a while, it is estimated that the old Taoist priest also felt that he couldn't get any money from Li Junwen, so he had to sigh: "Alas, okay, just rely on you kid, see what good things you can make, don't fool the poor Dao anymore, if not, without the big fist of the sand bowl, the poor Dao can also let you go to see the Sanqing Patriarch......"

"Don't dare, don't dare, you'll look at it when you're old!" Li Junwen was very knowledgeable about current affairs and began to get busy......