Xiao Can was promoted last night, and an idle room in the backyard was converted into a bedroom. Even cleaning and tidying up, he was busy until the second half of the night, and slept until the evening of the next day.

I just wanted to find something to eat in the lobby, but I found that the girls were having a pre-class meeting. Dozens of coquettishly dressed little ladies stood in three rows, and the scene was spectacular.

"Shen Gongzi's case last night, I think you all know it, my mother wants to talk about how to grasp the psychology of the guest officer today."

Du Sanniang stood in the middle of the circular stage and was sharing yesterday's success story.

"My mother told you a long time ago that men are cheap bones. If you want them to pay for their money, you have to satisfy their appetite, like last night - what to do in this situation? ”

The girls listened attentively, and Du Sanniang, who was a professional lecturer, slowly stretched out a finger.

"First, be professional enough. You are coquettish and not clingy, even if he can't get hard, it is the guest's 'bird' that lacks a pair of wings that soar into the sky. ”

"Second, pay attention to the art of language, and tell him that now that he is so skilled in medicine, you will definitely wait until the day when he hides the dragon and comes out of the cave. Even if you can't wait, you will love him until he lives, loves him until he dies, and loves him until she lives and dies with him. What would happen to him if he squeezed out two more tears of emotion? ”

The girls replied in unison: "Live for me, die for me, it is better to die for me!" ”

"Good."

Du Sanniang nodded with satisfaction and said, "Speaking of which, thanks to our Chef Xiao's wit. People first take the responsibility, maintain a united front with the guest officer, and then buckle a high hat that understands righteousness, who is embarrassed to get angry at this time? In the end, with his superb cooking skills, he played with Shen Gongzi between the two strands! ”

Xiao Can really couldn't listen to it anymore, and corrected: "It's between the palms." ”

"Look, not only wisdom, but also talent." The more Du Sanniang looked at Xiao Can, the more satisfied she became, and waved her hand to him from afar: "I suggest that we give warm applause to the future stars of the Qinglou class!" ”

"Bang bang!"

The girls did not hesitate to applaud, Xiao Can secretly screamed ashamed, and said, "Luck, luck." ”

"Luck is also part of strength." Du Sanniang's brainwashing skills are superb, and finally concluded: "Girls, showing the flesh is an art, and flirting with a guest officer is also an art. Therefore, our cause is not just as simple as men and women's love, but to use youth to interpret an art! ”

The girls were enthusiastic and said in unison: "Dedication to art!" ”

Xiao Can admired the five-body throw, and secretly sighed that Du Sanniang's flickering ability was earth-shattering, and the skin and meat business could be related to art. If you travel through time and space to join the Heaven and Earth Society, the restoration of the Qing Dynasty is just around the corner.

"It's almost time, it's the night of the Oiran, and it's all cheering up the old lady. Without further ado, let's get started! ”

With Du Sanniang's palms clapping, the third aunt and six mothers-in-law dismantled the door stalls, and the Piaoxiang Courtyard was officially opened.

Oiran night?

Xiao Can had a question mark on his face, grabbed Ah Xiang, who was about to step into the job, and asked, "Sister Xiangxiang, Shen Gongzi didn't embarrass you yesterday, right?" ”

"Ouch, Brother Can, the slave hasn't thanked you properly, yesterday Shen Gongzi was happy and rewarded the slave with a lot of silver. Ouch, these are small intentions, don't be too little. ”

Seeing Ah Xiang take out a piece of broken silver and stuff it into his arms, Xiao Can refused with a smile. People have changed from a girl from a good family to a little, so they can't give another stick.

"You're welcome. Actually, I want to ask, what does this Oiran night mean? ”

"It's the night when Oiran shows up." Ah Xiang's answer was easy to understand, with a hint of disdain on her face: "In order to make money, other people's Oiran will perform once every two or three days, but our Sanyuan sister's shelf is very big, and she only appears on stage once every seven days." Those stinky men still eat her, is she as good-looking as this girl? ”

Xiao Can said without thinking: "How can it be compared to you?" Your figure, temperament, and appearance throw him eight streets. By the way, who is Sister Sanyuan? ”

"I'm sick of it, I don't even know who I'm talking about, so I'll fool people." Ah Xiang Fan punched him and explained: "There is only one Oiran in Piaoxiang Courtyard, isn't it that Miss Qiao?" Let me tell you, her big name is Qiao Sanyuan, hehe, it sounds a lot like rustic, doesn't it? So her mother changed her stage name to Qiaoqiao. ”

Joe Sanyuan?

I didn't expect the chick who made up the goddess of ice and snow to have such a down-to-earth name.

Xiao Can held back a smile and said: "It's not just rustic, it's just a turtle!" Does her mother love to play mahjong? Does she have a sister named Qiao Sixi...... Hey, do you have sand in your eyes? ”

Xiao Can's eyebrows fluttered when he said, but he found that Ah Xiang's face changed greatly, and he kept winking at him.

There is a case!

He quickly realized that something was wrong, and a chill hit his back, and his mouth turned sharply from the ground.

"But then again, in fact, the name 'Sanyuan' is also wrong - the left chest is round, the right chest is round, the buttocks are round and round, and it can be inferred from the name that you will definitely be able to have a son in the future, a good name, a good name! Hey, Miss Jojo, why are you here? ”

Xiao Can turned around "accidentally" and "coincidentally" saw Miss Qiao who was like a ghost behind him.

Removing the cucumber slices, Qiao Sanyuan is as beautiful as a painting, the skin is like fine silk, the delicate melon seeds face is like a pearl, the corners of the eyes are flying, and the nose is trembling, even if there is no powder, it is just as beautiful and thrilling.

Such a woman should appear in a small bridge and flowing water town, or an orchid pavilion under the starry sky, but she should never appear in a place like a brothel.

Xiao Can glanced at Ah Xiang, who was overwhelmed: If you want to compare beauty with others, you will ruin her appearance first.

Qiao Qiao's face was stinky, and he said, "My yuan is the yuan of the Shangyuan Festival." ”

Xiao Can suddenly said: "I understand, Miss Qiao is the third in the family, and she happened to be born on the Shangyuan Festival, so she was named 'Sanyuan', right?" ”

"That's not right." Qiao Qiao shook his head and said, "Because my mother really loves to play mahjong." ”

It's really related to mahjong.,It's really casual enough.。

"Lingtang's work is unexpected and admirable." Xiao Can arched his hand at the ceiling, as if Qiao's mother had returned to the West. "But don't worry, Miss Qiao, these words will never come out of your mouth and into my ears, and no third person will know. If you leak the slightest rumor--ah! ”

Seeing Xiao Can's gesture of cutting his throat, Ah Xiang was afraid that he would kill people, so he hurriedly said: "It's none of my business, I, I'm actually not human!" ”

Qiao Qiao waved his hand happily: "It doesn't matter, the name is just a title." I'm coming to you, just to ask—why haven't you left yet?" ”

It turned out that she was still thinking about it.

An impolite chick was rejected by herself, and she threw down an angry sentence to support the scene, Xiao Can, as a man, didn't pay attention to it at all, who knew that she was still angry.

"It's not that I don't give you Miss Qiao's face, it's just that because I'm too good, Du Sanniang and the girls are reluctant to let me go, so I have to reluctantly stay."

Ah Xiang honestly added: "Brother Can still owes Du's mother sixty taels of silver." ”

Xiao Canbai glanced at the woman: Didn't you see that Lao Tzu was pretending to be forced?

"I see, it's cheaper to drive you away." Qiao Qiao sneered, "But there are few things that I Qiao Sanyuan want to do." As long as you're here, I'll eat your food sooner or later, maybe tonight. ”

Xiao Can smiled faintly: "I'm sorry, I don't plan to cook tonight." ”

Ah Xiang reminded: "Brother Can, Mother Du just said that you will be asked to cook on the scene after Sister Qiaoqiao's performance." ”

Such an important thing to say now? If you are sent to sentry, I am afraid that if all your brothers are dead, you will send a secret report: Big brother, the enemy has come and left.

Time was running out, Xiao Can asked, "How long do I have to prepare?" ”

Ah Xiang said honestly: "There's no time, Sister Qiao Qiao is about to perform." ”

Xiao Can asked, "Ah Xiang, are you an undercover agent sent by Qiao Sanyuan?" ”

Ah Xiang blinked: "Brother Can, what is an undercover agent?" ”

Xiao Can closed his eyes in pain.

Qiao Qiao twisted her waist gracefully, and waved her hand proudly before leaving: "Big chef, I'm optimistic about you." ”