Body 06 The Charm of the Oiran
The sun sets, and the lanterns reflect the red streets.
At night, the smoke willow lane is lit up and the voices of people are boiling. The bustling streets of the prosperous scene are a battlefield for some.
Sang, the mother of the four Qinglou, stood at the door of her house, under the momentum of a group of good daughters scratching her head and making gestures behind her, like masters of duels, competing with each other to dig customers, no matter what kind of man, if you kill mistakes, you will not let go.
Fox smell?
Our girl shuddered when she smelled that charming manhood.
Bearded?
When kissing, you are sure to give the girls a pinprick pleasure.
Didn't take a shower?
Our girls use bone-melting palms to scrub in the bath, which is sure to make you so cool that you can't breathe.
The endless flickering methods make the four Qinglou sing every night.
The Piaoxiang courtyard is already overcrowded.
In order to see Qiaoqiao's demeanor, the faces of the old men were excited, and their eyes fell on the empty round stage intentionally or unintentionally, for fear of missing the wonderful moment of the beautiful woman on stage in the blink of an eye.
In the lobby, the maids served food and wine like busy bees, not caring about a few greasy slap prints on their buttocks. The women who have been turned over laugh like a flower, coquettishly lying in the arms of the guests, and professional terms such as "death", "hate", and "slave family" constantly stimulate the men's hormones.
"Good evening, guest officer."
Just when everyone couldn't wait, Du Sanniang slowly stepped onto the stage, wearing a bright red robe.
She smiled charmingly, and seeing that everyone was attracted to her, she laughed loudly: "Sanniang is deeply pleased to be supported by all the guest officials." Of course, Sanniang also knows very well who you are here for. Since Miss Qiaoqiao came here more than a month ago, everyone here has hardly been left behind. Please tell me out loud, do we have a more beautiful beauty than her in Dima City? ”
"Nope!"
The men were like chickens, tearing their throats and shouting.
"Then let everyone shout her name and invite her to appear, okay?"
"Jojo!!"
Every man's eyes widened, and he screamed with all his might, and the sound almost tore the roof.
Xiao Can leaned against the door frame with his hands, his eyes full of curiosity.
He had never seen an Oiran perform, but just looking at the men's crazy performances was enough to prove that Qiao Sanyuan definitely had the capital to turn all beings upside down. With her appearance, even if she throws a wink and sends a flying kiss, it is enough to make people's blood gush, not to mention that the real performance is far more than that.
"Boom."
Fantasizing about the seductive appearance of her bare snow feet twisting her waist, Xiao Can couldn't help but swallow his saliva and put all his attention into the stage.
"Zheng!"
With the sound of the piano, Qiao Qiao slowly walked onto the stage in a thousand calls.
She was wearing a turquoise emerald cigarette shirt with a white silk wrap inside, like a noble and proud white lotus. The jet-black green silk is coiled on the top of the head, and a golden swallow hairpin is bundled, and the skin is as white and tender as snow. The delicate facial features favored by the Creator are like a picture scroll, and every glance of lazy eyes is exchanged for a heavy breath.
Unlike the usual Oiran scratching her head and pleasing the guests, Jojo neither twisted her waist nor laughed, but walked leisurely to the center of the stage as if she were walking in the garden, and even a little impatience on her pretty face.
"You're all coming to see me?"
The red lips were not opened, which made the men fascinated.
"Yes!"
"Goddess, I want to kill you!"
"Jojo, I'm going to give you a baby!"
"If you give me a wife, Lao Tzu will take all the eighteen mothers-in-law in the family away when he turns around!"
The chaotic answers are deafening, but it is difficult to please the beauties.
Qiao Qiao raised his hand irritably, and the noise stopped abruptly.
She glanced around and said, "Is there something wrong with you?" Did you know that I feel disgusted when I see you? Let's talk about it for the last time today, you men, I can't look down on any of them, don't bother me if it's okay! ”
Throwing off a cruel word, Qiao Qiao actually turned his head and left, and a group of men frantically retained, trying to make the beauty change her mind.
Xiao Can in the audience looked stupid.
After going back and forth for less than a minute, he scolded a bunch of God of Wealth who spent money to buy fun, and then left.
Is this also called an Oiran show?
The funny thing is that instead of being half unhappy, the scolded men beat their chests one by one, as if they wanted to hand the queen a leather whip and whip it at themselves.
To be a man, don't be so cheap.
"Distinctive, isn't it?"
Du Sanniang didn't know when she came to him, and when she saw the men frustrated, her face was extremely proud. When she first took the stage, she only said one thing: a bunch of wreckage. At that time, I was scared half to death, who knew that no one was angry, but many people asked when they would see her again. ”
Scolding can scold everyone to the fullness of friends, this Qiao Qiao is expected to chase the most distinctive prostitute award in history.
"That's the feature." Xiao Can profoundly analyzed: "Men, what they pursue is a thrill. Spending money but not prostituting is the unique selling point of Qiaoqiao's difference. It's too boring to spend money on someone else's house, and all of a sudden, I spend money and become a grandson, and the guests must feel extra excited - isn't that the reason? ”
"Smack!" Du Sanniang slapped her palms: "A stick is red!" ”
Alas, these women are good at everything, but it is too easy to add idioms to professional elements.
Xiao Can corrected again: "That's called hitting the nail on the head." ”
"One meaning." The more Du Sanniang looked at Xiao Can, the more pleasing she became, and she couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder: "Young man, you have a future, how about having a big fight with the old lady?" ”
Qinglou is a highly competitive industry, and it is important to be beautiful and lively, but a strong management team is also indispensable. People with ability look down on this profession, and they can't produce a decent talent under their hands, and now Du Sanniang needs to be personally dotted inside and out, she is really thirsty for talent.
However, the vision of unifying the Dima Qinglou industry was ambiguous by her.
Xiao Can politely refused: "Sanniang, I have already said the terms of the contract, I can sell my soul, but I will never sell my body." ”
"What's the use of your soul?"
Du Sanniang was stunned, and instantly understood that he would be wrong, and explained: "Sister doesn't mean that, if you really want to take advantage of you, call the third aunt and six mothers-in-law to bundle you, don't you play how you want?" Sister is saying that the two of us will work together to make Piaoxiang Courtyard bigger and stronger, what do you think? ”
didn't finish a sentence, Xiao Can was taken aback by the first half of the sentence: I can't see that this girl's idea is so vicious, and she will have to prepare a dagger under her pillow to defend herself in the future.
"Thank you Sanniang for your kindness, but I'm not too interested in this line. And to tell the truth, the bird doesn't know the ambition of the bird! ”
Du Sanniang blinked: "What lake?" What hemorrhoids? ”
"Forget it." Xiao Can, who dominated the Piaoxiang Courtyard with knowledge, felt a sense of loneliness in the heights, waved his hand and asked, "We will discuss this topic another day." Jojo is done, when will it be my turn to play? ”
"Look at the old lady's memory, I have to talk to you about my ideals." Du Sanniang slapped her head, pointed to the stage and said arrogantly: "The pots are all set up for you, and it will be up to you later!" In the future, I plan to take two steps in the operation of this brothel: the girls will conquer the prostitutes in the third way, and you, in charge of conquering them in the third way, are you sure? ”
"I may not be sure about anything else, but if you want to talk about cooking...... Xiao Can rolled up his sleeves and showed a confident smile: "Be modest-Lao Tzu is the best in the world." ”
Sure enough, humble!
In this line of work, you have to have no food to eat. And Xiao Can's shameless "modesty" strengthened Du Sanniang's belief in retaining talents, and waved his hand arrogantly: "Go, use your dexterous hands to make them want to die!" ”