Text 44 Tricky Expert (I)
Inside the carriage, it was dark.
Li Long was half-short, and flattered the man next to him: "Holy envoy, Ai Shijiao's little hooves taste good, right?" ”
"Well, you've done well this time, and this is your reward." The mysterious man's voice was full of satisfaction, and he took out a pill from his bosom and threw it on the ground like a dog.
"Thank you, Holy Messenger!"
Instead of getting angry, Li Long immediately leaned down and touched around, and then stuffed it into his mouth with great excitement, closing his eyes and reminiscing.
The mysterious man smiled coldly and said, "This pill can keep you alive for a few months, as long as you are loyal to the Holy Sect, the Holy Sect will never treat you badly." ”
Li Long hurriedly knelt down and said: "Holy envoy, rest assured, Li Long will definitely do his best and smear his liver and brain." ”
The mysterious man nodded and said, "In a few days, there will be a team of people coming from Datang, led by a fat man surnamed Cheng." Chunyu House is one of the best restaurants in Dima City, and I want you to lure him over. ”
Li Long's eyes rolled and he asked, "Dare to ask the Holy Envoy, what is the origin of this fat man?" ”
"Humph!" The mysterious man changed his gentle attitude and said coldly: "Is this what you should inquire?" As long as you do your part, the rest of the Holy Sect will have its own arrangements. ”
"The villain has many mouths, and the villain has many mouths." Li Longcheng gave himself two mouths in fear, but a trace of worry flashed in his eyes.
These people are ruthless, don't they bring people in just to kill them? If it's an ordinary person, it's fine, but if the fat man has a noble status, how can he get out?
Li Long pondered for a while, and then made another plan: "Holy envoy, it's not that the villain is making excuses, it's just that there is a cook named Xiao Can in the Piaoxiang Courtyard of Yanliu Lane, who has recently become famous in Dima City. What if the target is snatched away at that time? ”
put the words down in advance, even if he can't attract people, he Li Long can stay out of the matter. The worst is that he can borrow someone else's hand to make some trouble for Xiao Can, a bastard.
"Xiao Can, I know." The mysterious man repeated the words on both sides, and said, "Remember, no matter what method you use, be sure to lead him to the Spring Rain Building!" ”
The mysterious man left a word, lifted the curtain suddenly, and disappeared after a few ups and downs.
Xiao Can, who was hanging far behind, took in this scene, and said to Yun Mianmian beside him in surprise: "Have you seen it, that person will fly." ”
Yun Mianmian said disdainfully: "That's light work, uninformed soil buns." ”
Xiao Can had seen Yun Mianmian's body, but climbing over the low wall was far less shocking than the shock of this person flying over the wall. It wasn't until the man was hidden in the darkness that he muttered, "It's strange that Li Long actually knows such a master." ”
Yun Mianmian said: "Hey, stop muttering. There are no passers-by on the street, it is a good time to kill people and sell goods, do you want to do it? ”
Xiao Can looked at it, and the entire street was empty, except for Li Long and the guards, there was no one else, and the sound of horses' hooves and wheels was extremely clear.
"Do it!"
Xiao Can waved his hand, and Yun Mianmian, who had been impatient, rushed out like a gust of wind.
Under the moonlight, the little witch had a touch of excitement on her face, like a phantom that melted into the darkness, quietly came behind a guard, rubbed her hands into a knife and slashed the back of his neck, and the big man fainted without snorting.
"What people!"
The big man on the other side heard the sound of his companion falling to the ground, but he was cut off by the carriage and couldn't see what was happening. Just shouted vigilantly, but saw a phantom shadow fall like an eagle falcon, and the jade palm with the fragrant wind slapped on his head.
"What's going on?"
Li Long in the carriage realized that the situation was wrong, lifted the curtain and looked out, and was stunned to find that his two guards were all knocked unconscious. In extreme fear, he was just about to shout for help, but saw the car curtain being pulled open at once.
Xiao Can, who was smiling, and a mysterious woman slowly entered the car under the frightened gaze of the driver.
Li Long's heart trembled, and he said in a trembling voice: "Xiao, Xiao Can? ”
Just thinking about how to deal with this guy, in a blink of an eye, the real person appeared alive in front of him, is this the legendary wish come true?
"Boss Li, don't come unharmed." Xiao Can sat down beside Li Long with a big grin, and said to Yun Mianmian, who was posing in a cool pose: "Sit, you're welcome." ”
As soon as he saw Xiao Can's posture, Li Long knew that the comer was not good, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiao is looking for me at night, what is the matter?" ”
"Smack!"
Xiao Can slapped him crisply and said angrily: "Who is your brother!" ”
Li Long covered his face and smiled: "Yes, yes, yes, it's my brother Gao Pan, it's my brother Gao Pan." ”
"Smack!"
Xiao Can slapped him again without saying a word: "Who are you brother?" ”
However, in a kitchen fight, Li Long sent someone to frame him first, and chased and killed later, if it weren't for Xiao Can's resourcefulness, he would become crippled even if he didn't die.
He had already held back the fire in his belly, and he was ruthless, and after two slaps, Li Long's cheeks were already high and swollen.
"Look at my mouth, I can't speak!" Li Long looked annoyed, pretended to slap his mouth lightly, and said with a smile: "Little brother owes it, Brother Xiao, your old man has a lot of forbearance." ”
"Flutter!"
Rao is atmosphere was tense, and when he heard Li Longyan's insincere flattery, Yun Mianmian still covered his mouth and laughed. As soon as Bu met, he cleaned up a bully and obeyed him, which Xiao Can was really interesting.
Xiao Can glanced at her: "Be serious, don't you see that I'm angry?" ”
Yun Mianmian finally held back her laughter, and tried her best to pose as a ruthless female killer, but the smile in her eyes couldn't be hidden.
Li Long was a thief with a weak heart, and asked weakly: "I don't know what the villain has offended recently, and I hope that your old man will give me some advice." ”
"Boss Li, you are pretending to be confused." Xiao Can sneered and said, "Sending people to keep an eye on me at the gate of Piaoxiang Courtyard and chasing me all the way in Genting Daji, it was all instructed by you, right?" ”
"How is that possible? Your old man's exquisite cooking skills, both virtue and art, have always been the object of admiration of Li. Li also deliberately sent someone to make your statue and put it in the ancestral hall every day to worship, how could he send someone to harm you? ”
Li Long argued extremely exaggeratedly, and at the end he was filled with righteous indignation: "Don't let me find out that bastard wants to harm my idol, otherwise I will whip his skin, pick his tendons, boil soup with his bones, and use his dick to drink!" ”
"Smack!"
Xiao Can responded to Li Long's superb acting skills with a resounding slap: "I'll give you one last chance." ”
"Plop!"
Li Long knelt on his knees and said with a face full of repentance: "Grandpa, I was wrong. ”
Xiao Can said with a disappointed face: "I'll go, you are also the leading boss, you will be recruited before Lao Tzu is punished, do you want to be so spineless?" ”
Li Long said with tears in his eyes: "Li is sincerely repentant. I want to think that Chef Xiao won the dignity in the first place, but I don't want to think about how to learn cooking from your old man, just think about the number of side doors. Alas, I've been reflecting on myself for the past two days, and often can't sleep at night—"
"Smack!"
With another slap, Li Long completely gave up struggling and said, "I'm afraid of pain." ”
"That's right, isn't it okay for everyone to be honest?" Xiao Can finally smiled with satisfaction and said, "Boss Li, have you ever thought about why I, a cook, can survive the siege of a group of bullies?" ”
"Because your old man is the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva, and he is invulnerable-" Li Long habitually just slapped two sycophants, looked at Xiao Can with four eyes, and said again: "Because...... Good luck. ”
Isn't it just luck that a cook is chased and killed by a group of evil men and does not die?
"Luck? Hahahahaha! ”
As soon as the sense of drama comes, it can't be stopped. Xiao Can laughed heartily, and even Yun Mianmian on the side seemed to be infected, secretly sighing when did this guy become so domineering?
Suddenly, Xiao Can's eyes became extremely cold, and he said in a deep voice: "Do you know that you are just a dead man!" ”