Body 45 Tricky Expert (II)

People who often face the camera have good acting skills.

Xiao Can's eyes were full of coldness and murderous intent, and Li Long's legs trembled in horror.

"Big, big brother, I'm a coward, don't be kidding."

Xiao Can said: "I'm never joking - Mianmian, show the knife to him." ”

"Choke!"

The scimitar is unsheathed, like a crescent moon.

"I'm not afraid to tell you, my real identity is an ace killer - a little red in the middle of the country. Next to me is my assistant - a little yellow in the Western Regions. ”

Xiao Can stretched out his hand to introduce Yun Mianmian, who was sitting quietly, Xiao Nizi just made a gesture with a backhand knife, looking extremely cold, but when he heard Xiao Can's name, he almost vomited blood.

A little yellow in the Western Regions? Why didn't he die!

Li Long opened his mouth wide, his face was pale, and he didn't have the slightest doubt about Xiao Can's words.

I sent a group of people, not only were they unharmed, but they could also find out their whereabouts, and easily solve the escort and smash Huanglong, what is not a killer?

Following Xiao Can's point, he carefully looked at the woman sitting opposite him for the first time: her delicate body was wrapped in a night dress, looking bumpy and convex, although she couldn't see her face clearly through the veil, her eyes were clear and bright, and her fox meaning was natural.

This chick is so punctual.

Li Long sighed in his heart, but he could take a closer look: Hey, isn't this what the woman who was wanted in the cavalry patrol camp a few days ago looks like this?

"Are you...... Demon Cult Enchantress! ”

Yun Mianmian saw Li Long pointing at him with a frightened face, and "groaned" in his heart, and looked at Xiao Can as if asking for help.

If her identity is revealed, not only will she be in trouble, but she may also be involved in this guy.

"The Patrol Battalion is wanted by the men in black." Xiao Can had already prepared, took Yun Mianmian's little hand and came to Li Long, and pulled the fabric of the cuffs: "See it clearly-blue, color, yes!" ”

With the help of the bright moon, Li Long found that she was really wearing a dark blue night dress, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then exclaimed: "Lord Hong is bold and bold, and Miss Huang is strong in martial arts. ”

"God, your uncle!" Yun Mianmian just let go of her thoughts, and when she heard this, she suddenly became angry again: "Who is a chivalrous couple with him, don't you want to live!" ”

Li Long blinked, looking stupid and cute.

Xiao Can bluffed the dead and said: "The two of us came to Dima City this time just because we received a big deal. In order to hide your identity, that's why you hid in the Qinglou, but you almost fell short because of your achievements, do you think you deserve to die? ”

Hearing this, Li Long's face was frightened. In his experience, the kidnappers talk to you about the experience, which usually means that they are ready to kill you.

He took out a handful of silver tickets with trembling hands, and said with a crying voice: "Big brother, I didn't hear anything. Li is old and young, this is a thousand taels of small care, please don't kill me! ”

Xiao Can didn't look at it, took the silver ticket into his arms, and said lukewarmly: "Boss Li's life, it turns out that it is so worthless......"

Hey, don't think you have a lot of money? What you can buy with money is not a problem!

When Li Long saw the dawn, he didn't dare to be stingy anymore, but he didn't have a penny all over his body, and said with a bitter face: "Big brother, I really don't have any money." ”

Xiao Can didn't look at him, took the scimitar and gestured back and forth: "I haven't killed anyone for a long time, I forgot what the sound of the knife stabbing into the heart is, is it 'sneer' or 'squeak'?" ”

"I make an IOU, an IOU!"

Li Long hurriedly took out a land deed, bit his finger horizontally, and asked, "Big brother, how much is appropriate?" ”

Xiao Can said lazily: "I didn't force you, you can write as much as you think your life is worth." ”

Li Long's face was in pain, but his life was at stake and he didn't dare to be sloppy, and he trembled and wrote: "Li Long owes five thousand taels of silver in Yulou this spring", and asked weakly: "Big brother, do you see this number?" ”

Xiao Can touched the scimitar: "Oh, this knife is so beautiful." ”

Li Long turned his heart sideways, made a difference on "five thousand taels", changed it to "ten thousand taels", and then he was reluctant to present the IOU, and said like a mourner: "This time it's done, right?" ”

Yun Mianmian on the side was dumbfounded.

It's not that it's good to kill people and set fires, why did it change to kidnapping for ransom?

But to put it mildly, 10,000 taels are in hand, this Xiao Can is really a money-making wizard. Whoever marries him will have no worries about food and clothing.

Phew, Yun Mianmian, what are you thinking about? It doesn't matter to you who marries him.

Xiao Can was unaware of Yun Mianmian's complicated thoughts, and calmly took the IOU and said: "Well, Boss Li is very sincere, this silver is just for you to support the development of the Central Plains killer world, and I will erect a merit monument for you when you go back." As for who we both areβ€”"

Li Long hurriedly said: "Li didn't meet anyone tonight, and he didn't hear anything. ”

Xiao Can nodded with satisfaction, and his eyes turned around the carriage: "Boss Li, your carriage is good." ”

Isn't it addictive?

Li Long hated itchy, but the situation was unbearable, so he had to pretend to be confused: "Isn't this carriage your old man's family originally?" Thank you two for giving me a ride, I'm almost home, just get off next to me. ”

Xiao Can laughed and said, "Coachman, stop next to you." ”

The carriage slowly stopped, and Li Long really got out of the carriage, and bent down and waved goodbye. When there were only two people left in the carriage, Yun Mianmian couldn't bear it anymore and said, "You money-grubbing ghost, just let him go?" ”

Xiao Can asked rhetorically: "Otherwise, how about clicking him off?" Please, I'm a chef, not a killer. ”

Yun Mianmian slapped her thigh and said, "You're not a killer, but I am!" My master taught me that cutting grass does not remove roots, and the autumn wind sweeps away the fallen leaves! ”

"It's the spring breeze that blows and grows." Xiao Can sighed, this chick is good at everything, but she has no culture, and it is necessary to go to that small alley to train well another day. "Yun Mianmian, don't shout and kill all day long, okay? Girls' hands are not used to kill, but to menβ€”ahem, the moonlight is good tonight. ”

Yun Mianmian's curiosity was high, and he asked very purely: "What does it have to do with the moonlight?" Xiao Can, you make it clear, what does a woman's hand have to do for a man? ”

"Cooking!" Xiao Can coped and changed the subject: "Don't talk about this-let's bluff tonight, it is estimated that Li Long will not trouble me again in the near future." But I'm worried that after a long time, he will eventually realize that he has been tricked. ”

Yun Mianmian muttered two sentences of "cooking", obviously not interested in this topic, and asked, "Then what should we do?" ”

Xiao Can lowered his head and pondered, and suddenly saw a group of soldiers in armor patrolling the night outside the window.

Yun Mianmian's face changed: "Patrol Cavalry Battalion!" ”

"Shhhh Don't panic and get out of the car with me. ”

Xiao Can knew that Yun Mianmian's identity was not visible, so he told the coachman to drive the carriage away and find a street corner to hide quietly. When he saw that the leader of the patrol was his old acquaintance Captain Wu, he smiled mysteriously, instructed Yun Mianmian not to show up, adjusted his mood, and pounced on him with a crying voice: "Captain Wu, help!" ”

Captain Wu was stunned and said, "Aren't you the cook of the Piaoxiang Courtyard, what's the matter with looking for this captain?" ”

Xiao Can said: "Captain Wu, Li Long, the owner of Chunyu Building, is jealous of me for robbing his business, and he has sent people to chase and kill me every day these days, please save me!" ”

Captain Wu frowned and said, "The grass people's dispute is resolved by its own government, what do you want me to do?" Go, go, go! ”

Xiao Can complained a few more words, and saw that Captain Wu impatiently flashed his weapon, so he left depressedly. But Yun Mianmian found that when this guy returned to him, he had a bad smile, how could he be a little depressed?

"What kind of play are you singing here, why do you have to sue others after you finish the money?"

Xiao Can explained: "There are two 'killers' hidden around him, and Li Long knows these two 'details'. If it's you, are you afraid that one day the two of us will turn our faces and not recognize people? ”

Yun Mianmian thought for a moment and said, "What do you mean...... Will he report to the police? ”

Xiao Can said with a smile: "I heard that he has a backer in the patrol camp, and he is so afraid of death, the safest way is naturally to borrow someone else's hand to get rid of us, so that it can be done once and for all." But now, do you believe it or not, even if he sues the patrol camp, people will never pay attention to him? ”

Yun Mianmian said with a look of disbelief: "Bragging, just because you said a few words to the patrol battalion?" I don't believe it. ”

While the two were talking, Li Long, who was left behind, had already caught up.

Perhaps he was used to living a rich life, and he was out of breath not long after he left. When he looked up and saw the people in the cavalry patrol, he obviously hesitated, but he still met it without hesitation.

"Captain Wu, I'm Li Long of Chunyulou, do you remember that we drank together? I have a big secret to report - Xiao Can, the chef of Piaoxiang Academy, he is actually a killer, his real name is 'Central Plains Little Red'! ”

Captain Wu had heard Xiao Can's tearful "accusation", and he had already preconceived that Li Long could not harm others, and wanted to use his own hands to get rid of competitors, so he asked with a blushing face: "Oh? A chef can be a killer? ”

Li Long didn't hear the sarcasm in Captain Wu's words, and said happily: "Yes, yes, he wanted to kill me just now, but he was cruel!" And he also has an assistant called a little yellow ...... in the Western Regions."

"You think Lao Tzu is stupid, it's easy to be used as a knife, right?" Captain Wu couldn't bear it anymore and roared angrily: "Li Long, if Lao Tzu hears that you framed Xiao Can again, beware that I will send you to the army!" ”

Li Long was messy for a while: "False, framed? ”

Captain Wu was furious and said, "Get out!" ”

Li Long was stunned by the scolding, and it wasn't until the patrol rode away that he wanted to cry without tears: "What I said is true!" ”

Yun Mianmian, who witnessed all this, was completely convinced by Xiao Can's unpredictable prophetic ability, and was surprised: "Xiao Can, you are really a god." ”

"It's just a small scene." Xiao Can touched the top of his head proudly and smiled evilly: "How is it, do you feel that I am more and more unfathomable, and you want to know me more deeply?" ”

"Stinky beauty." Yun Mianmian stared at Li Long, who was lost not far away, and a pair of beautiful eyes bent into two crescent moons: "What should we do now?" ”

"Why don't you go to that alley outside the sky? It can comprehensively improve your overall quality. Hey, what are you pulling out your knife for? The gentleman does not move his hands. ”

"You perverted embryo, don't run! Xiao Can, look at the knife! ”

The two of them ran one and the other chased, and the joyful laughter echoed in the empty street, and the moonlight like glass stretched the two figures for a long, long time.