Chapter 2: Pinduoduo Mystery Space
If you really become Mrs. Zou, then the situation will be dangerous!
Not only does the hateful Zhang Ji want to sleep with her, but the boss of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao, also wants to sleep with her, so that Se Lingzhi is dizzy, and in the future, in order to sleep with her in Wancheng, he will not hesitate to violate the ban and hook up with the family members of the general.
Zhang Ji's nephew Zhang Xiu was so angry that he rebelled overnight, attacked Cao Cao, who was immersed in Gentle Township and was busy popping, and besieged Dian Wei, who was shot into a hedgehog and never gave up.
It is said that at that time, the sound of killing outside the tent shook the sky, so frightened that Cao Cao's eggs shrank, and he came directly to pull out the cock ruthlessly, leaving Mrs. Zou who was like a flower like jade, and arranged for his eldest son Cao Ang and his nephew Cao Anmin to be responsible for the break.
Cao Cao, who has no conscience, gallops on horseback, and shares the prosperity of the world, all of them are deceptive, and they are red 'fruit' lies.
Damn old whore, you have lost your soul, and explored the depths of Mrs. Zou, but she is ruthless and unrighteous, she doesn't recognize people when she lifts her pants, and she only cares about her own embarrassed escape, who cares about Mrs. Zou's life or death.
You deserve to be scared of impotence, you deserve to lose your soldiers, you deserve to die your eldest son, and you deserve to die your nephew!
It's just scolding and scolding, the current Zou Changxi is a little confused, Cao Cao slept with Zhang Ji's widow, Zhang Xiu was so anxious that he rebelled, and he also killed the little aunt to vent his anger, what the hell is it for, could it be because of love and hate, the relationship between the two is unclear, right?
Hey, hey, stop, stop, why do you worry about it, I'll talk about it later.
The salty wet guy Cao Cao is just far away, and it's still early to take me to see the goldfish. And the protégé of the gun prodigy Yuan, Zhang Xiu, who does not fall with the golden gun, (Zhang embroiders the weapon tiger head golden gun, and there is nothing wrong with the golden gun. Those bullshit things, I don't care if it's true or not, it's the imminent problem to get through the Zhang Ji soldiers.
My brother finally came back to life with full blood, but I don't want to get a boxed lunch again!
What to do? What to do? Brother is just a historical old 'wet', not a special soldier with unique skills, and it is impossible to fight ten at a time.
What's more, at this time, he was tied up sturdy, and his body bones were still weak, and he couldn't help it, this is a copy of the purgatory mode, and he can't brush it without forming his teammates.
Back then, it has always been the sister's 'dripping water' grace, buddy I will 'spring spring' to reciprocate, now even if it is a change of place, inexplicably transformed into a soft girl, but I don't want to play the grace of dripping water, let other men spring to reciprocate, which hero will come to save me.
Zou Changxi begged her grandfather to tell her grandmother, and prayed silently for a long time, and she didn't wait for the supreme treasure wearing golden armor and riding colorful auspicious clouds.
"Depressed! Confirm that my brother is the female number one? Don't be a supporting actress playing soy sauce! ”
After complaining, Zou Changxi closed her eyes and pondered countermeasures, and suddenly found that there was something more in her mind, which seemed to be the logo of Pinduoduo.
"Pinduoduo? What's going on? She looked confused, so she wanted to check what was going on, but she didn't expect the icon to flash, but it really opened, flashing out a mysterious space.
The internal area of the space is about 30 cubic meters, and all kinds of materials are piled up, which is really everywhere, and the more she looks at it, the more familiar it feels, as if the things here are all she has bought before, and there is not a single one that she has not bought.
"! Didn't my brother sign for this thing earlier? A lot of them turned into poop and rushed to the west coast of the Pacific Ocean, why did they now save the package and return to the arms of Pinduoduo? ”
"Also, this bag of Junan peanuts isn't the bird thing that poisoned me?"
Zou Changxi was moved, and the bag of vacuum-packed peanuts disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Steeply, her palm sank, she was really startled, she retracted her hand in a panic, and the bag of peanuts flashed away, and returned to the Pinduoduo space, as if nothing had happened.
"Wole go, can you take out the things in here?" Zou Changxi's eyes widened.
At the end, she laughed at herself again: "I'm really rare and weird, even crossing over to become a soft girl, such a bizarre thing can happen, what else can't happen?" ”
She glanced at the ruffians, and realized that they were only bragging, and no one was paying attention to her movements, so she was relieved to test the effect of the space.
Take out, check back, take out, check back...... Zou Changxi tossed repeatedly, so happy that she couldn't close her legs or her mouth, and it seemed that she had an extra mouth.
Peanuts, potatoes, spicy strips, binoculars, pressure cooker, Jinhua ham...... In the past two or three years in her previous life, she bought too many things in Pinduoduo to feel like she couldn't count them.
There are many varieties of crops in the Han Dynasty, and the importance is self-evident, once the national popularization is promoted, it can definitely set off an agricultural revolution and feed countless people.
Just like a potato, an ordinary yellow-brown stem, but it contains the energy to change the world, it is no exaggeration to say that the rise of the world's major powers is inseparable from the credit of potatoes.
In 1500, Russia had a population of only 12.2 million, but 400 years after the promotion of potato cultivation, this number has skyrocketed to 106 million.
In the Qing Dynasty, the population of the braided Qing Dynasty skyrocketed to 400 million, which was also inseparable from the contribution of potatoes, so some people jokingly called it the prosperous era of potatoes.
Although potatoes are very important, they are far less important than small lives. She was now tied to a stake, who knew what the hell would be done by the ruffians in front of her, and escaping from the fire pit was more important than anything else.
She flipped over and found her weapon in the space. Nail clippers, you are good at repairing nails, don't make a mess of repairers. Fruit knife, you are good at cutting watermelon, and you can stay where it is cool to cut people. Stainless steel kitchen knife, it still doesn't work, please stand aside......
"Damn Pinduoduo, why don't you sell a pistol."
Zou Changxi cursed, if only there was a pistol, this group of soldiers and ruffians is not a problem, labor and management move their fingers, bang one shot at a time, no matter which of you is a green onion and which garlic, all of them will be given to me to see Lord Yama.
Even if you can't hit you, labor and management will scare you to death!
She didn't want to think about it, even if Pinduoduo really sold pistols, she would definitely not buy them in the first place, private guns are illegal, and whoever is afraid of checking the water meter.
Zou Changxi searched for a long time, and finally found an electric baton. I remember that this electric baton was bought for self-defense when she went to Xinjiang to teach, and helped her to defeat many bandits.
Tsk, so entangled, is it just a broken electric baton, can you still electrocute all of them, I guess when I electrocute one of them, the rest as long as they are not stupid, they will be surrounded and KO me.
Zou Changxi is full of resentment, but she is helpless, it seems that the space can't help her, so she can only rely on her own ideas to settle this group of bad soldiers.
She withdrew from the space of thoughts, and there were still nine people gathered in the main hall, but Zhang Mazi, who was cheating, had disappeared, and was replaced by a strong man with a black face, thinking that he was the leader of this group, and the one they said before was the chief.
What exactly can be done to get out of trouble? What can be done to defeat this gang of ruffians?
Zou Changxi didn't have a clue, her heart was as uncomfortable as a cat scratch, her personal maid holding the qin, was still being abused by Zhang Mazi, she could only listen to the screams, so sad that she couldn't do anything.
Even if it is a little trick to let them untie the hemp rope, with her small arms and legs, there is no chance of winning a dozen or ten, and if she can't protect the fierce scar man, one person can KO ten of her.
It's really a desperate person.