Chapter 3 Lei Bo wants to sleep with Zou Changxi
As the saying goes, only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one win a hundred battles.
Zou Changxi made up her mind to understand the situation of this group of people first, and then find a way to provoke right and wrong, overturn their friendship boat, let them love and kill each other, and it is best to eat dogs and dogs.
She listened to their chatter quietly, and the scar man was very aggressive, and directly called Shi Chang Zhang Xian, and Zhang Xian called the scar man Lei Bo.
Zhang Xian? Kind stuff! Isn't this black guy a subordinate of Zhang Ji's nephew Zhang Xiu? How did you come out to make soy sauce so early?
And what's going on with Scar Raythin? Shouldn't he be Yuan Shu's general? How could it appear in the camp of the Western Liang Army? Pit daddy, there is wood.
Now don't talk about leveling these ten people, just take out any of Zhang Xian and Lei Bo, and clean her up is not like playing, maybe let her kill her with both hands and feet, and hit her with her head.
However, it has never been her style to be restrained, life and death are in the hands of others, Rao is the road ahead is full of thorns, and she will also cut through the thorns and leave unharmed.
There's no way, you can't fight if you don't want to, although she is a woman's body, what is hidden is a man's soul, the consequences of losing her body are too terrible, what a drop of grace, what a spring to reciprocate, just thinking about it makes me shudder.
"Zhang Mazi, you are finally willing to give it up." Lei Bo Yin and Yang said angrily: "Lao Tzu still thought that you were reluctant to give up and die on the belly of that mother-in-law." ”
The mother-in-law was born with a water spirit, and she refused to give up if she was not 'fine' and exhausted, and it was reasonable to think about it, and everyone kept laughing lewdly.
Zhang Mazi sneered: "It's indeed dead, but unfortunately, it's not me, it's the mother-in-law." ”
"What do you mean?"
"When I was getting dressed, the woman killed herself by hitting the wall."
"!" Lei Bohuo hurriedly ran into the room, and saw the sleek mother-in-law, her body was blue and purple, her skull was even more bloody and blurred, and the sticky brains had all been knocked out, and she couldn't die anymore.
His nose was crooked, and he walked out with a blue face, his big copper eyes, and he glared at Zhang Mazi fiercely.
"Why are you staring at me?" Zhang Mazi shrugged his shoulders and said, "I didn't kill her." ”
Zou Changxi looked at Zhang Mazi, and infinite sorrow swelled in her heart. She really couldn't imagine that the girl in the flower season was ravaged to death, and the abuser could be innocent without the slightest guilt.
Is this the troubled times when bandits are like combs and soldiers are like grates? So how will my destiny continue in the future? Is it in vain to die like her?
"Holy shit, you didn't watch her by yourself, are you reasonable?" Lei Bo was furious: "You're fucking comfortable, but Lao Tzu is covered in evil fire and has nowhere to pour, what do you say?" ”
"You can choose the female cadavers."
"Fuck off!" Lei Bofei also ran as if he raised his hand, raising his hand is a big mouth, fanning Zhang Mazi to stand unsteadily, swaying and falling to the ground.
"You ......" Zhang Mazi still wanted to get up and theorize, but Lei Bo didn't give him a chance at all, so he pounced on him and kicked him down again.
Lei Bo gritted his teeth, kicking and scolding: "What are you, it's you who beats, Lao Tzu lets you say cool things, there is a kind of you who continues, you say it......"
Everyone watched in amazement, and there was no intention of persuading them, and the chief Zhang Xian said angrily: "Look at it, look at your mother's size, she doesn't have any eyesight, don't hurry up and pull them away!" ”
"Oh!" Everyone rushed forward, clasped their arms and hugged their thighs, and firmly restrained Lei Bo's movements.
"Enough," Xiao Liu persuaded: "Brother Lei, stop kicking, do you really want to kick him to death?" ”
"Cough~~" Lei Bo was still angry, coughed up a mouthful of thick phlegm, accompanied by a soft pop, and spit on Zhang Mazi's face, the old face that was a little pockmarked and dense.
Zou Changxi watched coldly, but secretly applauded in his heart, beating, beating, beating to death, killing one less and one less, the right should be to eliminate harm for the people, anyway, you soldiers, none of your butts are clean.
The fishy and smelly phlegm smoked so much that Zhang Mazi almost wanted to vomit, he couldn't help but wipe it clean with nausea, and glared at Lei Bo with a resentful face, but the latter turned a blind eye and ignored him at all, so angry that his lungs exploded.
Zhang Xian asked sharply: "Lei Bo, you beat your comrades for no reason, in your eyes, has there ever been me, a chief?" ”
"What do you mean by gratuitous?" Lei Bo retorted: "It's obviously my turn to be happy, but he let that woman commit suicide, and he dared to speak sneeringly, and he deserved to be killed!" ”
Zhang Xian glanced at Zhang Mazi: "He was purely unintentional, you just killed him, can the mother-in-law still get up and accompany you to ecstasy?" ”
"All I know is that you two have eaten and wiped clean, and the rest of the brothers don't even have to drink saliva."
Lei Bo said this beautifully, and immediately aroused everyone's resentment, after all, he waited for a long time, but he didn't catch a single hair, if you want to say that you are not angry, it is false.
"Okay!" Zhang Xian compromised: "I promise you, I will receive a bounty tomorrow, so that you can drink as much as you like, and you can drink as much as you like!" ”
"No, I can't. I'm so full of evil fire that I can't vent it, and I'm going to drink it now. ”
"It's clear that everyone is dead, but you have to hold on to it," Zhang Xian said impatiently: "Don't go around the corner, open the skylight and say something, what do you want?" ”
"How?" Lei Bo grinned: "Of course I'm looking for my mother-in-law to be happy." ”
"In the middle of the night, barren mountains and mountains, where do you let me go to find it?"
"Don't look for it, the best mother-in-law," Lei Boji pointed at Zou Changxi: "Isn't it tied there?" ”
Zou Changxi watched them tear up, and her heart blossomed, which Cheng wanted to be reluctant to let go, a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, the real purpose was to sleep with her, this scoop of cold water made her feel cold, and she almost had menstrual disorders.
She panicked: "Don't don't, heroes and heroes, I have AIDS, I have AIDS." ”
Lei Bo sneered: "What is the prince's life, how can a female baby be a prince?" I don't know what to do! ”
Zhang Xian glanced at Zou Changxi, and then turned his gaze to Lei Bo: "You must be crazy!" She is the person in General Zhang's photo, and you also want to sleep with her, don't you want to be promoted and get rich? ”
"If you sleep with this mother-in-law, you can still be promoted and make a fortune."
Lei Bo said with a smile: "Now the morale of the Kwantung princes is strong, and the rear general Yuan Shu is unstoppable, and his subordinate Sun Jian beheaded Hua Xiong, defeated Lu Bu, defeated Dong Zhuo, and fought even ......"
"Let's sleep with this mother-in-law, we can dedicate her to Yuan Shu and seek promotion, I believe that with her beauty, Yuan Shu will not treat us badly."