Body 71 Stealing Strategies
In recent days, the atmosphere in Piaoxiangin has been eerie.
There is a group of men in the green building, and all of them are knife-free. The invisibly condensed murderous aura made the crotch of the pleasure seeker's pants cool and swishing, and there were fewer and fewer people who were willing to stay overnight. Fortunately, there is a master in this group who uses silver tickets as waste paper, so that the girls can earn no less money.
Speaking of which, this fat man is really obscene, obviously his mind is on Qiao Qiao, but he is afraid of the other party's temper, and he only dares to look at it twice a day when he eats.
The most surprising thing for the girls was Jojo.
In the past, she always liked to put on a stinky face, and she was so arrogant that she had no friends. Who knew that after being found by Brother Can, she actually learned to share. From rouge gouache to clothes and jewelry, Qiaoqiao is generous and generous.
The girls were quite backbone at first, but Qiaoqiao's things were worth a lot of money, and under the bombardment of sugar-coated shells, the girls soon fell, and the title gradually changed from "fox girl" to "good sister".
Of course, Qiao's second tube is not so easy to take.
Every time she gave a gift, she would ask with a very mysterious and humble mind: how can you steal a man's heart?
No one has a better say on this topic than the girls in Qinglou. For the sake of the gift, the girls shared very simply: "If you want to steal your heart, steal the peach first." ”
Qiao Qiao seemed to understand: "What peaches are you stealing, peaches?" ”
The old rivers and lakes are most unaccustomed to pretending to be pure, and reminded again: "The black one, the hairy one." ”
Qiao Qiao suddenly said: "Kiwi? ”
Seeing that she was so unrealistic, the girls didn't bother to bother anymore, so they gave away cheats directly-
"Seventy-two Potentials of the Cave Room", "The Secret Art of the Boudoir", "Aphrodisiac Elixir Spectrum"......
Qiaoqiao's thirst for knowledge is unprecedentedly high, and he reads at night with the lights on the lamp, but when he looks at it, he feels that his face is red and his ears are red, and he often climbs on the roof in the middle of the night to blow the cold wind.
What made her curious was that for a few nights in a row, Dugu's small courtyard would be lit up. Occasionally, the window opened, and the face that made her hate to the bone would stare at the moon, as if thinking about her heart, and as if she was remembering something.
As the only living creature in the night, Jojo would often look at him stunned. But looking at it, she was surprised to find that Xiao Can's face sometimes overlapped with the Spring Palace map, which made her feel so ashamed.
Qiao Qiao, who was ashamed and indignant, shook his head wildly, and constantly consolidated Xiao Can's position as the number one enemy with non-stop cursing. But after scolding, a question lingers in my mind and lingers.
What the hell was he thinking?
This question is difficult for even Xiao Can himself to answer.
Say goodbye to the busyness of the day, it seems that only late at night can calm people. And people who are too calm always love to think cranky. He missed, remembered, melancholy, and repeated the most emotions, but worried.
"Oiran Competing for the Night" said goodbye, and there was no news from the clouds.
Where is she?
Did the arrested accomplice confess to her?
Why haven't you come to me for so long?
One question after another was not answered, and it turned into one knot after another. One heart knot after another turned into one pretty face after another in the night sky.
From a physiological point of view, when a man begins to think about a woman, it usually means that he is looking forward to happiness. In layman's terms, he hairs. It's spring.
This discovery surprised Xiao Can very much, as a "girl crane top red", how could he be poisoned first?
What's even more terrifying is that what if her charm is not enough to defeat the little witch's faith, but she is tricked into joining the demon cult and will die in the world from now on?
Three thousand troubled winds, falling asleep overnight.
"Yun Mianmian, I just care about you out of humanitarianism, you must not think too much, it is better not to come to me, let alone fall in love with me. I am known as 'a thousand flowers have passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body', beware of accidentally hurting yourself. ”
Xiao Can nervously sang a one-man show against the cool air, as if a jade man dressed in black was close in front of him. But only the response of the cricket made him sigh self-deprecatingly.
"Xiao Can, you're so boring."
"Bang!"
The window was closed, waking up Jojo, who had been eavesdropping.
"Yun Mianmian, a coquettish name, when you hear it, it's a fox." Qiao Qiao muttered twice, and a hint of vigilance flashed on her pretty face: "Could it be that someone has already taken the lead and stole this bastard's heart?" ”
"Sister Sanyuan!"
Qiao Qiao was searching in his mind for which Qinglou vixen "Yun Mianmian" was, but he vaguely heard someone calling his name. When I looked at it, I saw that a few girls in the bushes were very hidden, and it was difficult to find them without careful observation.
Ah Xiang tilted her little head and lowered her voice: "Sister Sanyuan, you also came to peep at Brother Can'er, your position is good, how about we come together next time?" ”
Jojo craned his arms and raised his chin proudly: "Peeping on him? Hmph, Uncle Ben won't do such dirty things, what can he see. ”
"Of course there are sights! He never closes the window, think of the strong chest, the powerful arms, and the demon slaying stick that he has hidden for a long time...... If you can be ravaged by him in his arms, the taste is simply - uh-huh~~~"
The more Ah Xiang spoke, the more emotional she became, as if she had fallen into a fantasy, and let out a moan full of anger. If it weren't for the Yue'er next to her who was afraid of revealing her whereabouts and pushed hard, I was afraid that she would have to untie her clothes.
Ah Xiang wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and asked rhetorically: "Sister Sanyuan, since you are not a voyeur, what are you doing running to the roof in the middle of the night?" ”
Qiaoqiao was reminded of Ah Xiang's emotional interpretation, and unconsciously thought of the warm and firm embrace in the lake, and her legs stirred slightly awkwardly, but when she heard the last sentence, her heart sank suddenly.
Uncle Ben will tell you that the blood gushing out of the little yellow book is breathable?
"Ahem." Qiao Qiao coughed, straightened his face and said, "Uncle Ben is practicing." ”
The girls said in unison: "Practice? ”
"Hmm. Patrol the road to see if any flower thieves have mixed in. Qiao Qiao replied seriously, and then waved his hand impatiently: "You guys go and rest, don't delay my practice." ”
As soon as the words fell, she really practiced her fists and feet.
The girls saw that under the shadow of the moon, a slender figure waved his fists or swung his legs, and his steps were flexibly tossing and turning on the eaves, and the heroic posture was endless.
"Dragonflies point to water, Dapeng spreads its wings, hungry tigers pounce on food, dragons soar - oops!!"
The girls saw the highlights, but they heard a "click", and the extremely chic Qiaoqiao actually stepped on the roof and fell into the lobby, and only after a while did the sound of "bang" sound sound.
"Someone, save people, Sister Sanyuan fell into the hole!!" Ah Xiang anxiously called for help, and sighed helplessly: "This Sanyuan sister is really, the big hole she personally hit two days ago has not been repaired, why did she forget it?" Hey, Brother Can, you haven't slept yet? ”
Xiao Can yawned and went out of the door, sighing, "I just heard you shouting just when I was about to fall asleep, what happened?" Hey, why are you dressed so neatly? ”
Of course, it's to peep at you and wash your white.
A group of little sisters were thieves, shouting "It's important to save people" and scattered, leaving Ah Xiang to explain with a smirk: "This, this, it's all to blame Sister Sanyuan, I have to climb on the roof in the middle of the night to perform kung fu for us, huff, hurt yourself." ”
Xiao Can was surprised: "Teach you kung fu? Does this girl want to transform the Piaoxiang Courtyard into a dart game? ”
"That's it! As long as people work hard in bed, it's fine, isn't it? Ah, Sister Sanyuan, you're not dead. No, what do people mean - are you seriously injured? ”
Ah Xiang was just halfway through her complaining when she saw Qiao Qiao limping out of the back door.
Qiao Erguan completely lost the demeanor when he played with men at this time: his face was gray, his clothes were in tatters, and a blood mark flowed from his forehead to his chin, and he looked as embarrassed as he was.
Seeing that she was fine, Xiao Can couldn't help but smile: "I heard that Buddhism has a kind of 'King Kong is not bad', and you need to constantly self-harm to improve your skills, and practice to the point that the sword and gun are invulnerable, how many layers have you practiced?" ”
A burst of ridicule made Qiao Qiao ignite the fire of ignorance: "You dare to make fun of Uncle Ben, Xiao Can, you bastard - Uncle Ben wants to kill - Uncle Ben wants to cut - Uncle Ben wants - ahhhhhhh ”
The oath is like a tight hoop, and it has become a luxury to want to have a good time with the whole cruel sentence.
"Hahahaha, you are very trustworthy, I appreciate you, good night."
Xiao Can laughed and left, Qiao Qiao's eyes were like knives, and he swore silently in his heart.
"Xiao Can, you wait, if you don't steal your heart, Uncle Ben won't be surnamed Qiao!!"