The crispy numbness sensation spreads throughout the body, clearly conveying the signal of being eaten tofu.

In the past, Qiaoqiao's approach was simple and direct - the left hand opened the mountain palm, the right hand flame knife, and the last broken bone pierced the heart and feet, sending you to be reincarnated as a good person in the next life.

But for Xiao Can, she couldn't do that.

"Uncle Ben has sworn an oath, you still take advantage, Xiao Can, you bastard-"

"Shhhh You must not beat or insult them, you said. ”

Xiao Can grinned, rubbed his right hand like an aftertaste and said, "I'm just verifying whether the oath is good for you, why are you so angry?" ”

Do you need to touch your ass to verify your oath, bastard!

Qiaoqiao couldn't say anything, and felt that the whole person was about to explode. With extremely strong perseverance, he suppressed the idea of tearing the man in front of him to pieces.

Xiao Can saw her appearance of holding back her anger, and secretly laughed in her heart, and she didn't know if she would hold back her internal injuries. He got up slowly, pushed open the window and looked down, and the group of girls downstairs were all curiously tilting their chins, very concerned about the movement in the house.

"Little ladies, I promise that I will never go against me again, and I hope you will witness together. Jojo, isn't it? ”

Listening with dozens of pairs of ears, if Qiaoqiao really breaks his oath in the future, I am afraid that he will not be able to be a human being again.

Qiaoqiao, who was lying on the bed, had his chest rising and falling even more violently, gritting his teeth and saying, "Yes!" ”

Xiao Can took a reassuring pill, closed the window with a relaxed face, and finally released her from the restraints.

Qiao Qiao regained his freedom and stared at Xiao Can with a pair of beast-like eyes, as if he wanted to swallow him in one gulp.

Xiao Can said weakly: "Hey, what are you doing, do you want to go back on your word?" I warn you that breaking your oath will have serious consequences. ”

Jojo didn't speak, but walked to the door step by step, and kicked out with all his might!

"Click!"

The sturdy gate was torn apart, kicking up a puff of dust!

Seeing that she was like a monkey wearing a tight spell, and she could only vent in such an extreme way, Xiao Can finally smiled at ease and said, "Second sister, why do you have to be so angry?" ”

Qiao Qiao turned his head suddenly, his eyes as cold as a knife.

This hateful man not only knows his deepest secrets, but also hugs his delicate body that no one touches, and even takes away his first kiss. This kind of shameless disciple, killing him a thousand times is considered cheap, but he can't be beaten and scolded, which is really embarrassing.

"Xiao Can, you remember Uncle Ben! Uncle Ben will definitely find the flaw in his oath, and then make you regret coming to this world! ”

"Waiting for you at any time." Xiao Can laughed and said, "My sister loves me to the bottom of my heart, and my sister hates me to the bone, why is your sister's vision so bad?" ”

Qiao Qiao said disdainfully: "You don't have to lie, Sanyuan will never take a fancy to a shameless person like you." When the oath is lifted, Uncle Ben will kill you with a knife for Sanyuan! ”

Even the demeanor when scolding the "shameless" is exactly the same, and it is really a sister. It's a pity that this sister thinks about killing people all the time, and she is much more murderous than her sister.

Obviously beautiful like a goddess, but fierce like a god of death. There is a female devil who wants to kill herself anytime and anywhere, which is too worrying.

No, she has to find a way to deflect her anger.

Xiao Can vaguely caught a hint of inspiration, lowered his head and muttered for a long time, slowly revealing a mysterious smile.

"Second sister, if you hate someone from the bottom of your heart, killing him will only cheapen him. There is a way to make the person you hate suffer a great torture of the soul, and to sink in pain for the rest of your life, many times more painful than to kill, do you want to know? ”

Qiao Qiao's footsteps paused, obviously curious in his heart, but he pretended to be impatient and said, "If there is a fart, let it go." ”

Xiao Can spit out two words: "Stealing hearts." ”

"Stealing hearts?"

Qiao Qiao repeated, his eyes rolling around, as if digesting the connotation of these two words.

Xiao Can said with a deep gaze: "The ancients told us that mourning is better than dying. Compared with dying and dissipating grievances, only by leaving deep scars in a person's heart can the goal of revenge be achieved. ”

Qiao Qiao frowned and listened, or thought of his miserable childhood, and couldn't help but nod.

Xiao Can continued: "So the best way to take revenge is to make your enemy fall in love with you. When one of his hearts is stolen by you, and he is willing to drive for you, go crazy for you, and do everything for you, and you throw him off fiercely, so that he can die and live with you and love, but he will never be able to get you—you might as well think about how desperate this person will be. ”

Being worried about a chick with strong martial arts day and night is undoubtedly a kind of torture. But if she can turn her resentment into a fierce pursuit, then it can't be more enjoyable. This method is difficult to hide from the eyes of smart people, but it is the best weapon to deal with the arrogant and slightly neurotic Qiao Erguan.

Sure enough, Qiao Qiao fell into deep thought, and said for a long time before saying, "You shouldn't be afraid of being killed by Uncle Ben, so you said this on purpose, right?" ”

At critical moments, any lack of detailed expressions may fail.

Xiao Can's nostrils rang out, and he let out an extremely mocking cold snort, and said with disdain on his face: "Joke!" I, Xiao Can, have never been greedy for life and afraid of death, not to mention that your guarantee is still in your ears, can you commit some tricks that make you not enter the stream? I'm just sharing some revenge with you for the sake of Sanyuanmei's face, if you don't use it, forget it. ”

The words are categorical, and the image of tall and righteous is flesh and blood.

Qiao Qiao tugged at the corners of her mouth and said shamelessly: "It's not a good thing for you to come up with such a bad method." ”

Xiao Can said proudly: "You are wrong, this method was told to me by a senior master." He was ruined by the enemy's family, so he betrayed his lust to seduce the enemy's daughter, and successfully soaked in a beauty, and successfully took the first step of revenge. ”

Intrigued by the story, Jojo asked, "Oh? So did he get his revenge in the end? ”

Xiao Can sighed: "No, he accidentally fell in love with that woman, and he was also killed by the enemy." ”

Qiao Qiao sneered and said: "Revenge is good revenge, and you still have the heart to fall in love, even if you die, you deserve it." What's the name of that idiot? ”

"His surname is Xia Xueyi, and the people in the rivers and lakes are called Golden Snake Langjun." Xiao Can said, shook his head and sighed: "This method is good, but it is too damaging to Yin Virtue, a person like me will never try it, if you are interested, you might as well give it a try, remember to tell me if you succeed." ”

Qiao Qiao said indignantly: "Could it be that Uncle Ben is like a sinister and despicable person? Xiao Can, you make it clear! ”

This woman really turned her face without saying a word.

The scourge of killing was eliminated, Xiao Can had already achieved his goal, and he was too lazy to continue to entangle with this moody woman: "Whether you want to try it or not, the choice is yours, and that's all you need to say." The young ladies downstairs were still waiting for me to play 'stripping and throwing handkerchiefs' together, so they said goodbye first. ”

Qiao Qiao watched Xiao Can leave, looking at his tall back, his eyes thoughtful.

"Stealing hearts, how is this a stealing method?"