Chapter 117: Gone
For any man in ancient and modern times, when he meets two beautiful women face to face, and one of them asks the almost unsolvable question of "am I beautiful, or is she beautiful", his situation is embarrassing.
If he replies that one of them is beautiful, then he will hurt the other; If he replied that both of them were beautiful, then the two beauties would definitely not be satisfied with this answer, and they would definitely continue to ask questions, and the consequences would ......
The worst way to respond to the unsolvable problem is to be silent, and if the man is really silent about the problem, then he will hurt both women at the same time, and that's it.
At this moment, Lu Yu was in this extremely embarrassing predicament, and he also knew that if he didn't answer this question well, then, if he didn't get it right, the "fun" would be great, so at the moment when Ayimu, the red-clothed "bold girl" in the Western Regions, asked the "problem of the century", Lu Yu immediately opened his mind to analyze it.
Although it took a short time, it was only a moment, but Lu Yu, who was known to be quick-witted, had already thought clearly about the pros and cons of all his answers, and he understood that the two beauties he was facing, one was his daughter-in-law and his relatives, and the other was a "bold girl" who had just met and had the potential to develop into a lover, so if he wanted to pick one of the two to hurt, Lu Yu decisively picked Ayimu, after all, she was an outsider.
"That, Miss Mu, you are indeed a peerless Tianxiang country, but ...... Compared to my daughter-in-law and nineteen mothers, you ...... It seems to be a little inferior, but I think that Miss Mu, you still have a lot of room for improvement, if you continue to work hard, maybe one day, maybe ......" Lu Yu, who has already made a "wise" choice, in order to minimize the harm to Ayimu, he tried to make his words sound better, so as not to make Ayimu listen very "harsh".
After listening to Lu Yu's answer, just when Hu Shiniang slightly twitched the corner of her left mouth with satisfaction, Ayimu, the red-clothed "bold girl" in the Western Regions, snorted coldly, and then, she suddenly smiled "weirdly", raised her eyebrows and responded: "You...... Very good, you are the first man I have asked this question to answer this question, it seems that your wife is not married to the wrong person, okay, I'm leaving, don't forget our agreement......"
Lu Yu, who was stunned by the change in the alternative attitude of the red-clothed "bold girl" Ayimu in the Western Regions, suddenly realized after listening to her farewell words, dare to love, people just asked that question, not really want to be more beautiful and want to provoke trouble, but to test their loyalty to marriage, this ......
However, before she left, she mentioned the word "agreement", which really meant to provoke trouble, but Lu Yu felt that she should do that, who let herself not choose her just now, it is reasonable for her to "retaliate", if this woman "retaliates", it can be anytime and anywhere.
After a crisp sound of "clucking ......", Ayimu, who looked back and smiled, after glaring at Lu Yu deeply at the end, opened a door and went out, and after going out, her rap-like voice came from outside: "Don't forget the Mid-Autumn Festival......"
After finishing speaking, with a "click ......", Ayimu, the red-clothed "bold girl" in the Western Regions outside the door, closed the door......
"Agreed...... Mid-Autumn Festival ......" Sure enough, the "aftertaste" left by Ayimu before leaving began to ferment, and after she left, Hu Shisi Niang directly asked questions, and when she asked, her eyes were full of curiosity.
After ......knowing that if she didn't say it, it would be difficult to cross this "hurdle", Lu Yu spent about ten minutes whispering the identity of the Manichaean sect member of the Western Regions of Ayimuna, the purpose of her infiltration into the Central Plains, and why she worked in the Qinglou, and because she helped her, she was going to "entertain" herself in the Zuifeng Building, and told Hu Shisi Niang about 1510.
Just when Hu Shiniang, who was curious and cautious, wanted to ask some details about Manichaeism in the Western Regions and Mingjiao in the Western Regions, the knock on the door of "Bang, Bang, Bang......" accompanied by the shout of "Young Master, Young Master......" came from outside the door.
"Give...... This is our lunch, you take them to the maids, they know what to do......" After hearing Lu Fu's group knock on the door, Lu Yu first took out three hemp bags containing ingredients from his Qiankun bag, and handed the three hemp bags to Hu Shi Niang, and then he instructed her: "You go back to the backyard first, I'll go over in fifteen minutes......"
"Hmm...... The slave family went back first...... "Hu Shi Niang, who was carrying three huge sacks but seemed to be pinching three feathers, turned around and entered the back hall after bowing to Lu Yu on her knees.
After seeing Hu Shiniang leave, Lu Yu opened the door and enlarged the housekeeper Lu Fu and his subordinates came in.
As soon as he entered the door, Lu Fu, who was dressed in wine and flesh, came to Lu Yu's side and asked in a low voice: "Third young master, villain, I just saw that a masked woman dressed in the Western Regions came out of our shop, she is ......"
"She is a guest, born in the Qinglou, so, she didn't dare to show her face in broad daylight, she was a very valuable item, when the ticket is here, I will show it to the big housekeeper," in order to prevent his lustful reputation from continuing to ferment in the Lu Mansion, and Lu Yu, who didn't want Lu Fu and others to guess and think, quickly took out the pawn ticket from the cabinet behind the counter, showed it to Lu Fu, and continued to explain to him: "The pipa that the Qinglou girl was used as an evil thing, and it has killed several of its owners, which is very dangerous, And the girl in the Qinglou has already sold the evil pipa, but the buyer is from the Tubo country, and she can only come over in nine days, so ......"
"Such an evil thing, why do you want to accept it, Third Young Master......" After listening to Lu Yu's narration of the "mental journey" of the blood pipa, Lu Fu asked his third young master with a surprised expression.
"Our pawnshop is just keeping it temporarily, and I don't know how to play the instrument, and I don't know how to play it, and I don't have a chance if it wants to kill me," Lu Yu, who glanced at Lu Fu's nervous expression, first made an inopportune joke, and then explained seriously: "The sack containing the pipa is a seal that the monk has opened, as long as the bag is not broken, the pipa can't come out to harm people, besides, as long as we keep the 'tiger without claws' for nine days, we can make a lot of money, this business is worth doing......"
After "Ninety Guan ......" glanced at the amount recorded on the pawn ticket and Lu Yu's so-called "that large sum of money", Lu Fu, the chief housekeeper of the Lu Mansion, couldn't help but let out a low sigh.
"That's right, it's really ninety yuan, this amount of money, but when it is the total profit of our pawnshop in the past half a year, can I not accept it......" After feeling that he had convinced Lu Fu, Lu Yu turned around and took out the fake account book that he had copied from the cabinet, handed it to Lu Yu, and told him with a solemn expression: "This is ...... You go back...... And also...... You ......"