Chapter 116: The Way of a Woman
"Isn't it......" After listening to the inexplicable question of the red-clothed "arrogant girl" Ayimuna in the Western Regions, she raised her eyes and glanced at Lu Yu, who had a slightly nervous expression, and lied: "In good conscience, do you think that as far as I am a small pawnshop shopkeeper, can I be the savior of your dignified overlord Qarakhanid, even if you believe that I can see the words on the wooden chips, I don't believe it!" ”
Lu Yu, who lied without changing his face and heartbeat, when he said the four words "speaking with his conscience", his "conscience" was really a little "painful", which made him a little embarrassed if he was not too superstitious about the theory of "karma", he said in his heart: It seems that the theory of "karma" is really not fooling people, no, I just finished "sin", and this "retribution" came......
"If you didn't see the words on the token in my hand, then, just now, why did your heartbeat suddenly speed up......" After listening to Lu Yu's lie, although the red-clothed "bold girl" in the Western Regions believed him ninety percent, she still asked the doubts in her heart.
Dare to love, just now, when Lu Yu saw the gilded word "Lu" on the "token" in Ayimu's hand, although on the surface, his perfect performance looked like he didn't see anything, but at that moment, he was so surprised that his heart suddenly accelerated and betrayed him, and Ayimu, who was born in the Western Regions Ming Sect, like Hu Shisiniang, who was born as a fox spirit, has mastered a secret technique of listening to the heartbeat, and this secret technique has a huge "lying" effect in the face of a "actor" like Lu Yu who has a rich performance performance.
"Oh...... My heartbeat suddenly accelerated just now, right......" Repeating Ayimu's words, after buying himself a few seconds to make up nonsense, he quickly knitted a set of Lu Yu who seemed to have no flaws, and explained with a smile: "Didn't you notice that there was a shallow black spot on the red token in your hand, just now, I thought that the black spot was what you said, I was taken aback, and later, I took a serious look, it was just a stain, so I ......"
"Oh...... I see...... Hey......" After looking down and seeing that there was really a shallow black spot the size of a fingertip on the red token in his hand, Ayimu, the red-clothed "bold girl" in the Western Regions, shook her head lightly and sighed: "If the savior is really you, then you can go back to the Western Regions with me, I still think the two of us are very compatible in height, hey...... I have never seen a man taller than you in the entire Qarakhanid, and once I leave the Central Plains, I wonder if I will be able to find a man as suitable for me as you......"
Facing the "crazy woman" in front of him who began to confess her love to a man just because of her right height, Lu Yu really had nothing to say, he felt that since this woman would like a man because he was tall, then maybe, after she saw another taller man, she would decisively abandon the previous one and like the "new" one.
Besides, this "crazy woman" in the Western Regions has been acting in the Qinglou for a long time, who knows how many she likes, maybe, there are already dozens of people in her "harem", and she can only be regarded as one of the latest "harem personnel" she is looking for.
Just when Lu Yu was about to open his mouth to end Ayimu's "performance" and tell her that he would definitely go to Zuifeng Building in nine days to accept her "hospitality", suddenly, Hu Shiniang's fairy voice came from the back hall: "Xianggong, why haven't you come back for so long, it's almost lunch time, what are we going to eat at noon?" ”
With the sound of "fairy sound", Hu Shiniang, who was dressed in a pink embroidered peony flower pattern gown, floated out of the back hall leisurely, and her "fairy wind bones" shocked Ayimu, who originally had a pair of giant eyes, and stared at her "searchlight" even more.
The reason why the red-clothed "bold girl" in the Western Regions has such an "excited" reaction after witnessing Hu Shisiniang's "prosperous beauty" is not because she thinks how beautiful Hu Shisi Niang is, after all, her exotic beauty is not a joke, and her beauty is not much worse than Hu Shisiniang, and the reason why she reacted greatly was that she found that the Central Plains woman who came to her was tall enough, taller than herself.
Ayimu knows that Hu Shisi Niang is born in a fox fairy, her human body, every place can be changed, more convenient than plastic surgery, if Hu Shisi Niang wants to "grow taller", then she can move her height to more than three meters in minutes, if this situation really occurs, then Ayimu, who likes to stare at height, is estimated to cross the boundaries of gender and directly "fall in love" with her.
In fact, when I first met Lu Yu, Hu Shi Niang was far from being so tall, and her height was probably between 1.5 and 1.6 meters, which was the same height as most tall women in the Song Dynasty.
Now, Hu Shiniang, who has reached a height of more than 1.9 meters, can be regarded as a member of the "Giant Clan", this situation, Lu Yu was also quite surprised, he didn't expect that the Demon Clan could play like this, changing high and low at will, which is also amazing.
"Xianggong, this girl is ......" Hu Shiniang, who floated to Lu Yu's side, asked Lu Yu softly after saluting Lu Yu and Ayimu.
During the whole process of Hu Shiniang's salute with Lu Yu and Ayimu, she was well versed in Confucian etiquette, and did not use her eyes to glance up and down and look at Ayimu indiscriminately, in terms of temperament, she always reflected the way of a perfect woman.
For this kind of suppression of women's personality, reflecting the extreme machismo of the "way of women", Lu Yu can not talk about likes and dislikes, if you say you like it, he thinks that this "way of women" has put all women into a standardized personality, there is no difference at all, it seems very boring, if you don't like it, he thinks that in the Song Dynasty, which is extremely unfriendly to women, the emergence of "women's way" can avoid many incidents similar to "red apricots out of the wall", in order to protect them from being "immersed in the pig cage", This is the only benefit of this "woman's way".
"This is Ayimu girl from the Western Regions, she came to us to be a thing, because the items she is taking are extremely valuable, so I have to deal with them carefully......" After taking a deep breath, Lu Yu introduced Ayimu, the red-clothed "bold girl" in the Western Regions, to his fox fairy daughter-in-law.
"This is my wife Hu Shi Niang, she ......" Lu Yu, who wanted to introduce some details, suddenly found that there were really no details to introduce about Hu Shi Niang, could it be that she was a fox demon, so wouldn't this scare Ayimu to death, so, after muttering for a moment but not expecting the introduction of new content, Lu Yu said nonsense: "My daughter-in-law is beautiful......
Just when Lu Yu finished introducing Hu Shisi Niang, and Hu Shi Shi Niang smiled shyly, suddenly, Ayimu, a red-clothed "crazy woman" in the Western Regions, asked Lu Yu with jealousy: "Am I beautiful, or is she beautiful?" ”
With a "buzzing ......", Lu Yu, who suddenly heard Ayimu's "question of the century", directly "exploded" his head......