Chapter 51: Can You Not Mention a Black Character?
"Brother Wu, how are you doing?" Shirakawa laughed.
"Humph!" Wu Madsheng didn't expect him to be really right, and scolded himself in turn, and was stunned for a while before gritting his teeth and saying: "Admire!" Then lift a jar of wine, pat open the mud is a wild pour.
- This is also the rule of Wendou, laugh when you win, drink when you lose, and if you lose in the end, you have to pay.
Halfway, he put down the wine jar with a "bang", and then looked at Baihe very seriously.
Now, he no longer dares to despise Baihe because of the word "son-in-law", and decides to go all out. So after thinking for a while, he made another couplet: "I saw that Brother Bai just called himself me, so I will use this as a couplet-rats are old regardless of size!" ”
"Good! You can say that again! The surrounding crowd shouted again, which was too appropriate for the occasion.
"Lao Bai, this girl is scolding you again...... Lan Qingming reminded again.
Bai He said angrily: "You shut up for me!" Can't I see that? ”
He looked at Wu Madness, and his anger began to rise up slowly, thinking to himself that I am not familiar with you a lot, but I didn't expect you to really kick your nose in the face?
The big beauty and big star are still watching from the side, the nine sluts just now are just forget it, your dignified Jinling No. 1 madman doesn't care about his image, do you have to force me to scold you?
Kill 1,000 enemies and hurt 800 yourself, right? Okay! Come on! Let's hurt each other! Look at the two of us, who is afraid of whom?
So with a sneer, he replied unceremoniously: "The turtle has a male and a female and the surname is Wu!" ”
"You!" When Wu Mazunsheng heard this, he immediately began to be constipated again.
Bai He was able to come out, it was something he expected, he originally wanted to kill the enemy with a thousand words and hurt eight hundred, but what he never expected was that this expensive "the most noble uncle in Jinling" really dared to accept it, and he didn't hesitate at all.
But this time, the anger of the black madness also came. I saw him silently open the altar, pour wine, put it down, and didn't bother to say any more polite words of "under the bottom" and "white brother", and blurted out another sentence: "In the two apes cutting the wood in the mountain, how do the little monkeys say to each other (saw)!" ”
"Lao Bai, he scolded you little monkey...... Ah! As soon as Lan Qingming was halfway through speaking, he was slapped by Bai He and swallowed it back.
Bai He replied without thinking: "Wang Ba is stuck in the mud, and the old turtle dares to come out of his hooves?" ”
"You ——!" Wu was so angry that he almost vomited blood on the spot.
"What are you, you have to find scolding, blame me?" Bai He sneered.
If Wu Crazy gave birth to other uplinks, such as Fenghua Xueyue or something, maybe he could really kill him, but he didn't die, but he just came up with such a sentence, it was really self-inflicted.
Why?
Because of the allusion to this broken couplet, he had already seen it vomit in his previous life!
But then again, shouldn't that allusion just come from here and become another version in later generations? The thought of his possibility to participate in history made Shirakawa feel extremely honored.
"Can you not mention a black word,"
Seeing that Bai He had to hold on to the word "Wu" every word, Wu Madsheng finally couldn't help it at this time, and said angrily, "Brother Bai, be a man and leave a line, and see you in the future!" You insult your surname like this, it's not a gentleman's doing! ”
Bai He sneered and said, "Only allow you to be crazy and dirty, and don't allow me to slap someone in the face with a backhand?" Teach you to be a good man, come out and mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back! Just now I have three links to you, why don't you also treat me one? ”
Suddenly, he smiled evilly, and added: "Don't worry, I am a true gentleman who is loved by people and sees flowers blooming, and I promise not to mention a black word." ”
"Okay, you say!" Wu Madsheng was about to explode, and he made up his mind that no matter what connection he waited, he would also pull the word "Baihe" and get this evil breath back.
"Don't worry, you haven't finished your wine yet...... Bai He reminded with a smile.
"You ......" Wu Mad almost went crazy, could it be that this slut still thinks that my Jinling No. 1 Mad Sheng will not be able to repay his debts? At that moment, he grabbed the wine jar angrily and began to pour it wildly, as if it was the blood of the white river.
As a result, as soon as I was halfway through the water, I heard the slut say slowly: "Listen, my upper link is - a ten-year turtle and a turtle for a hundred years, and a turtle for a thousand years...... You see, there are no black characters. ”
"Poof!"
Wu Mad gave birth to a mouthful of old blood and finally couldn't help it, and fell down on his back as soon as it was dark in front of him, and suddenly the wine and blood took off, and the wine jar and the black face were the same color, so not spectacular.
"Wu Gongzi!" Unexpectedly, the dignified Jinling's No. 1 poisonous tongue Wu Crazy Sheng also had a day when he was so angry that he vomited blood, and all the talented people couldn't help but exclaim in unison.
Bai He was also stunned when he saw this, and immediately shook his head and sighed: "Can't you stand it?" Tsk, is it true that the higher you stand, the more painful it hurts to fall? It seems that this black madman's mind and bearing are also quite ordinary, he is really called a madman, and he deserves to spit out this mouthful of blood. ”
As soon as the talented people heard these cool words, they immediately shouted angrily: "Baihe! - Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated, even if you win the fight, why do you have to fall into the well! Such acts are not the work of a gentleman! ”
"Is this also called falling into a well? Then the well in your eyes is a little too shallow......" Bai He smiled coldly, looked at the talented people and said disdainfully, "People like him are like Wuyungui, relying on someone behind his back, stirring up trouble everywhere, and daring to be called the first madman in Jinling, hahaha...... I really thought that I would be invincible in the world if I knew how to pair two sentences, it was ridiculous! I'm just giving him a warning today, you know? lest he provoke someone who shouldn't be messed with in the future, and he won't even know how to move his head at any time! ”
"......" The talented people were suddenly speechless.
Although the name of this black madman is loud, but to be honest, his character is really not very good, otherwise he would not have the nickname of "Jinling's No. 1 poisonous tongue", which everyone knows.
The reason why they are angry is purely because there is the "big enemy" of Baihe, who is currently hating the same enemy, not that they like the dark clouds to return to this person.
Seriously, among these talents here, many of them have been scolded by Wuyungui.
Although the talented people are a little pedantic in reading, they are not unreasonable people, and when they hear Bai He say this, they all feel very reasonable. Like the poisonous tongue of Wuyungui, if it is not restrained, it may not be worth dying if he is really killed in the future - after all, no matter how noble Yao Gongzi's identity is and how great his energy is, he is just the son of a county guard after all, and he can last for a while, but he may not last for a lifetime.
In that case, he had to thank the slut.
But......
It shouldn't be!
You scared people to the point of vomiting blood, and you want people to thank you? This shouldn't be!
At least for now, the clouds are still "their own people", aren't they? And what about you, Baihe, but you are an out-and-out "enemy", the shame of Jinling, and the enemy of the people, how can there be any reason in the world to thank the enemy?
The more talented people thought about it, the more aggrieved they became, and they couldn't have a seizure, so in desperation, they had to ask Yao Gongzi for help.
"Young Master Yao, you must wait for justice for me!" All the talented people were in tears.
So under the expectation of everyone, Yao Gongzi slowly got up, and his face seemed a little strange.