Chapter 50: Battle!
Sweat!
After listening to Lan Qingming's explanation, Bai He was also embarrassed, we are new to the treasure land, and we really don't know that there is such a rule. But after thinking about it, I felt that something was wrong.
"Aren't we fighting for innocence now, old turtle...... Oh, what does it mean for this crazy boy to suddenly run out? He asked Miss Mercy.
Miss Lianxing was stunned when she heard this, as if she didn't expect him to ask this question, and then smiled again: "Gongzi is fighting for innocence, and now there is only one person left, if Gongzi Wu wants to use this to fight with you, according to the rules of the literary world, it is also allowed." β
Bai He nodded and asked again, "Then...... Is Wendou limited to one couplet? β
Miss Lianxing said, "No limit. β
"Hahaha......"
Bai He understood in an instant, and couldn't help laughing, pointing at the black madness and contempt: "I thought you were full of food and came to me for trouble, and I dared to lose my eyes in a hurry, and I wanted to take the opportunity to play tricks!" β
"Presumptuous!" Hearing this, the black madman shouted: "Do you know who I am?!" Say I'm cheating, but you deserve it?! β
"It's you who is presumptuous!" Bai He didn't let go, and replied louder than him: "Do you know who I am, and dare to show off my might in front of me?" β
Wu Madness is worthy of the name of Crazy Birth, and he didn't even think about it, so he said: "Cut, a son-in-law......"
Boom!
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a loud bang.
"A son-in-law? These four words are also what you can say? β
Bai He slapped the wine jar in his hand hard, pointed at his nose and scolded: "Lin Wanqing is my fiancΓ©e, and she is the chosen one with the True Martial Qi Domain!" My eldest sister, the owner of the Hundred Battles Qi Domain, the ranger general Lin Duyun, is an official from the five grades, commanding tens of thousands of soldiers and horses in Jinling, and her status is respected. And I, Bai He, have received the grace of the Holy Queen! Even if it is a son-in-law, it is also the most noble son-in-law in the entire Jinling City! How old are you? Can you have a reputation? β
"You!" Unexpectedly, he actually raised his identity to suppress people, and Wu Madsheng was speechless on the spot.
He had the heart to refute, but what Bai He said was reasonable, even if he was a son-in-law, no matter how bad the reputation was, he was also the most noble son-in-law in Jinling City.
And what about him?
is known as the first crazy student in Jinling, but after all, it is just a "claim", there is no official certification, and there is no fame, to put it bluntly, he is just a civilian.
In case he goes out on the street to see Baihe one day, he has to respectfully call someone Master Bai, otherwise, it will be light for them to treat you for a crime of disrespect......
At this time, hearing Bai He's words, all the talented people in the hall were also silent, and they all shrank their necks and didn't dare to look directly at Bai He, for fear that this Uncle Bai would find out that he had laughed at him and take him back to play the board.
However, the disdain in their eyes couldn't be suppressed - Wen Dou didn't dare to fight, so he could admit defeat as soon as possible. You use your identity to suppress people, what's the difference between a child and an adult if you lose a fight?
Despise!
Slut!
And the two people next to him, Lian Xing and Yao Gongzi, were secretly sighing at this time, as if they were mourning for Wu Mad.
People like them who stand tall and see far know that the most important thing for this kind of thing is to be quick and intellectual, especially in the literary fight, it is necessary to pay more attention to the momentum, step by step, not to give people half a way to live, no half of the tricks to speak of.
If this Baihe refuses to fight with Wu Madness, I'm afraid he would have gone long ago, with his identity, who would dare to stop him? But he just uses his identity to oppress people here, what does this mean?
Shows he's building momentum!
In other words, from the moment Shirakawa asked Miss Lianxing "Is Wendou limited to one couplet", Wendou has actually begun. From the very beginning, Baihe has won at the starting line of "momentum".
And that's exactly what Shirakawa thought.
At this time, he saw that the effect was almost there, and he knew the truth that he was too late, so he snorted coldly and said pretendingly: "Okay, the matter between us literati should be solved in the way of literati, Brother Wu, Bai should not be the identity to suppress you, it is Bai who is wrong, I apologize to you here, you ...... It shouldn't be a surprise, right? β
When Wu Maiasheng heard this, his face suddenly became very exciting, blue and red for a while, which made people think that he was constipated at first glance.
Shameless!
I've never seen anyone so brazen!
He had already scolded in his heart, but he had to say respectfully on his face: "Don't dare, don't dare!" It should be in the next thanks to Brother Bai, no wonder it is in the Tang Dynasty to rush abruptly. β
"No blame, no blame...... We have a lot of adults, and we won't be as familiar as villains......" Shirakawa laughed.
Wu Madsheng was scolded as a villain, but he couldn't get angry, not to mention how aggrieved he was, and he scolded a few words in his heart, "Shameless!" Slut! After that, he arched his hand and said: "Then I don't know ...... of this Wendou"
"This Wendou, didn't we say it?" Bai He got cheap and behaved, and said with a smile: "The matter between literati should be solved in the way of literati, and I will take this literary fight!" Brother Wu, please ask the question. β
Seeing this situation, Lian Xing and Yao Gongzi sighed again: This black madness has been completely led by the nose. Yao Gongzi had the heart to warn, but it was already difficult to ride a tiger, so he had to give up, hoping that Wu Mad Sheng would wake up on his own.
But how can it be so easy to see these doorways?
After a while, I saw him say, "That's good, thank you Brother Bai for your advice." Then he was afraid that Baihe would come up with some moths, so he hurriedly said: "Brother Bai, please listen, the upper link below is - the white goose yellow has not yet fallen off, and I don't know how thick the sky is!" β
"Good!"
"Good union!" All the talented people immediately applauded loudly.
Lan Qingming heard that the door was coming, and reminded him in a low voice: "Lao Bai, this kid is scolding you......"
Bai He couldn't help but roll his eyes, nonsense! You can see it all, don't I know?
I have to say that this black madman really has two brushes, and if he makes a couplet casually, his realm is more than a step higher than that of the nine talents. Because of the homonym between "White Goose" and "White River" in Shanglian, he not only scolded him for not shedding the yellow hair of Baihe (that is, the meaning of milk hair, yellow-haired boy), but also implied that he did not know the height of the sky and the earth, and dared to fight with Wu Madsheng, the first madman in Jinling, a pun, which is not simple.
However, it is impossible for pediatrics to stump our great poet Bai with this little bit of pediatrics. Seeing Bai He smile, he pointed at Wu Madness and said, "The turtle shell has long been worn out, and it can be regarded as an old treacherous and cunning." β
When Lan Qingming heard this, he immediately clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay!! That's right!! β
The turtle shell is yellow to the white goose, and the old treacherous and cunning is thick to the sky, not only neat and tidy, but also secretly scolded Wu Crazy Sheng for looking iron-clad, but in fact he is Yao Gongzi's lackey, he has long been exhausted of the edges and corners, and he is called crazy in vain, which is simply amazing!
The talented people were also stunned when they heard this, and Baihe's coupling was indeed impeccable. But they still "booed" in unison.
- Not for anything else, it's just to see that you slut is unhappy.