"Humph! Fan Jiang, this kid, if only you were half as clever, why bother with that. ”

Cheng Yanjin turned his head and saw that Chen Fei was in a daze, and couldn't help but be angry: "Little baby, I'm talking to you, why are you in a daze all day long?" ”

Chen Fei came back to his senses for a moment, and arched his hand apologetically towards Cheng: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the kid was just thinking just now, why did the good and decent Your Majesty suddenly let me go to school in Guozijian?" ”

Cheng Yanjin smiled proudly, and the philistine's expression was unobstructed: "Isn't that all thanks to me?" The old man has sacrificed his own merits and bet all his credit on you, saying, how can you thank me? The deal I just mentioned... Five-five? ”

"No! Okay, four or six is four or six, and if it's five or five, I'll die in front of your house. ”

"Okay, you go and hit it, leave the secret recipe, and hit it in whatever posture you use, if you dare to hit it, I will dare to bury it."

Chen Fei......

What to do if you meet an old rascal? Can only be more rogue than him!

Chen Fei suddenly hugged Cheng Biting Jin's thick thighs, and cried: "Grandpa Guo, the little one... Bitter wow! My mother died early, and my father worked day and night as a cow and a horse at home, and finally raised the small one and made some money. Otherwise... I can't get over it! The younger one has to marry a daughter-in-law, buy a big house, buy cattle for his father, and want to add a few miscellaneous maids to the family, if he can, the small one also wants to take a few concubines... Ahem, in short, the small... Bitter wow! ”

Chen Fei howled for a long time without leaving a single tear, and when Cheng Yanjin didn't pay attention, he immediately dipped some saliva and wiped it on his face, raised his head and continued to cry: "The little one is really... Bitter wow! ”

"Alright, alright! Four-six is four-six, you hold my thigh and kick you to death! ”

Cheng Yanjin has never met such a scoundrel as Chen Fei, he used to think that he was the first old hooligan in the Tang Dynasty, belonging to the kind of ghosts and ghosts, if he walked on his stomach, no one dared to be his way, until he saw the shamelessness of Chen Fei, Cheng Yanjin suddenly found that the face he had practiced for so many years was actually no more than a little baby, which made him very hurt.

Chen Fei's goal was achieved, and he immediately stopped crying, patted his ass and stood up like no one else. "Ah, boy, thank you Grandpa Guo... Ah no, Uncle Cheng raised his noble feet. ”

Cheng Biting Jin snorted angrily; "Humph! I knew that I would let you go to His Majesty to ask for merit, and the old man would not be reduced to being busy for a long time without even a reward for his hard work, so he should really call Fan Jiang, this kid, and let him take a good look at how to invite merit. ”

Chen Fei waved his hand modestly: "Floating clouds, they are all floating clouds!" Don't worry about these details. ”

........

"Huh? Little doll, what is this bookkeeping method? It looks a bit like a ledger, but on closer inspection, it doesn't look like it. ”

Journal? Chen Fei's heart moved, could it be that there is a running account in this era?

Looking at Cheng Bitingjin's expression doesn't look fake, it can be known that Cheng Biting Jin has seen the running account, it turns out that the running account appeared so early, but Chen Fei underestimated the wisdom of the ancients.

"It's a real ledger, but... It's just that the kid has improved it slightly, so that the accounts look clearer and neater, and the amount of income and expenditure is clear at a glance. ”

In fact, Chen Fei didn't know what the running account of this era was, he completely extended it according to Cheng Yanjin's words, in short, when you see people, you talk about people, and when you see ghosts, that's the truth.

"Good method, much clearer than the original flow account, it seems that the accounts are clear at a glance, hahaha! It's a good thing. Suddenly, Cheng Yanjin lowered his voice: "You also invented this thing?" ”

Chen Fei said proudly: "Of course it was invented by the kid?" Is Uncle Cheng interested? Consistent copper money sold to you, as if you invented it yourself, I don't fight with you, consistent copper money is very cost-effective, for someone else I will definitely buy two... Ah no, it's a three-run copper coin. ”

"Hehe, little baby, don't make trouble! This thing is given to the old man, and the old man is not interested in learning it, so if you give me this account book, and I will put it on the table to Your Majesty, how much credit can you get in exchange for fifty or five points? ”

This... Someone of the same kind!

Chen Fei felt that he had been in Datang for so long, and he was very relieved to finally find someone with the same idea, and he and Cheng Yanjin were able to link everything to money.

It's good to be rich! Rich is the uncle! So.......

"How about twenty-eight? I invented this thing, and I should take the lion's share. ”

"No, if the old man doesn't help you to show your majesty, you still have a big head, you can't get a fart, four or six, this is the old man's biggest concession."

Nima, should the old puppet be so shameless?

"Sanqi! If it goes any lower, it won't work, I won't sell it. ”

Cheng Biting Jin clapped his hands: "Okay!" Sanqi is Sanqi, set up a note, and do not regret it, otherwise the government will sue you! ”

"Deal!"

If Li Shimin knew that there were such two shameless bastards under his rule, would he turn the table angrily and scold his mother? Dare to divide the emperor's reward as a cargo, this... No such bastard has ever appeared in any dynasty or dynasty.

"Hahaha, good! You kid and the old man have an appetite, and the old man really looks at you more and more pleasing to the eye. In the future, I will go to school in the country, and if I have time, I can come to the old man's house to sit, and the old man will let those sons who are not angry study hard with you, haha! ”

Chen Fei also echoed and laughed non-stop, well, now that he has hugged the thigh of Grandpa Guo, he doesn't dare to say that he walks sideways in Datang, at least he can jump and walk, and no one dares to be insane, right?

"Since there is nothing to do, the kid will say goodbye first, and the father at home is still waiting for me to eat."

Cheng Yanjin nodded: "Well, go back, the city gate should be closed in about an hour, but don't lock it in the city gate anymore." ”

Speaking of locking in the city gate, Chen Fei was a little embarrassed, but fortunately, not many people knew about it, otherwise Chen Fei should consider whether to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"By the way, Grandpa Guo, Your Majesty asked me to go to school in Guozijian, when should I go?"

Cheng Yanjin touched his beard and thought about it: "It doesn't matter if you go in two days, of course it's not too late, if you are ten days and half a month late, it will definitely not work, maybe you will be sour and rotten by Kong Yingda's old sour... Ahem, the boss blames, if he sues His Majesty, he may cancel your qualification as a student of the National Prison. ”

Chen Fei's eyes lit up, since ten days and half a month are not good, then... It's okay to rest for seven or eight days before going, right? After all, the order was so sudden, he needed some time to prepare......

"The kid understands, then, the kid retires."

Cheng Yanjin waved his hand casually: "Get out, get out, little slippery, Ming'er won't be in the county office, let's prepare at home for two days." ”

After Chen Fei walked away, Cheng Yanjin stared at Chen Fei's back and smiled dumbly: "This kid is a thorn, a ghost, the old man almost can't eat him, hehe." ”