"Yo, I'm back so early, I can't play—"

Du Sanniang was lying comfortably on the chair, enjoying the massage of the third aunt and six mothers-in-law, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of Xiao Can and Qiao Qiao coming back from outside.

But before the word "heart" was finished, she found that Miss Qiao had a stinky face, kept wiping her hands with a wet handkerchief, and went straight to the room without looking back, stepping on the stairs with a "kicking" sound.

Du Sanniang blinked and said to Xiao Can: "What's wrong with her?" ”

Xiao Can said: "It's okay, women always have a few days every month." Maybe you accidentally dyed your pants red and felt like you lost face. ”

"Oh, no wonder I'm so irritable. Sixth woman, send some white cotton yarn to Sanyuan. Oh yes, don't throw away those bloody pants, it's not a problem to sell them for a hundred taels. Can'er, you can't open the fun—"

Du Sanniang was destined to have no chance with the "heart", and when she turned her head and wanted to chat with Xiao Can, she found that her eyes were empty.

"It's weird, I rushed to the big set, why did both of them become mysterious?"

Xiao Can is indeed very mysterious, because he has two other important things.

First, he wants to breed peppers.

Second, he wants to have a tryst with the little witch.

Sneakily returning to the backyard, Xiao Can first searched the bushes, haystacks, and wall roots to make sure that there was no girl hiding, and then cautiously entered the house.

"Yun Mianmian, where are you?"

"Upper."

Xiao Can saw that the room was empty, and asked in a low voice, who knew that a response from the roof scared him half to death. When I looked up, there was a bat-like ghost hanging on the dark roof beam, who was the little witch?

"Holy! Miss, sooner or later, I'll scare you out of a heart attack. Xiao Can patted his little chest, put a few small dishes stolen from the kitchen on the table, and said, "Are you hungry, do you want to eat something first?" ”

During the day, it was running and fighting, Yun Mianmian was obviously hungry, and easily climbed from the roof to the chair, picked up a chicken paw and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Huh? Delicious, delicious! Xiao Can, is this what you did? ”

Through Xiao Can's training in the past few days, the craftsmanship of the "Bao Gong Team" and the "Flatbread Team" has made rapid progress, and the quality of the dishes has been well received by the majority of customers.

But for Xiao Can, this kind of taste can only be regarded as passing.

"This is what my apprentices who don't make it right, if I do it, I'm afraid you can't help but marry me."

"Bragging."

Yun Mianmian scolded with a smile, knowing his open-mouthed temperament, he didn't take it to heart, and began to concentrate on dealing with the delicacies in front of him.

After three rounds of cooking, Xiao Can put down his chopsticks and asked, "By the way, when we first met, you said that you had something to look for me, but I don't know what it is?" ”

When it came to business, Yun Mianmian's expression was full, and the small mouth stuffed with food said vaguely: "It's a kind of me, Xi Yijihou, will twist a bundle of lewdness and what kind ......of feelings?"

Xiao Can wordlessly plucked a vegetable leaf on his face, and said with a cold face: "Don't speak in tongues, speak human words." ”

"Goo-dong!" Yun Mianmian finally swallowed the food, smiled embarrassedly, and said: "That's the case, in ten days, a group of people will come to Dima City, led by a fat man surnamed Cheng." This guy is, I want you to help me trick him into Piaoxiangyuan. ”

Xiao Can was curious: "What good do I have?" ”

Yun Mianmian tilted her little head and thought about it, and said frankly: "It's no good." ”

Can you say such a thing? Alas, the future of the Demon Cult is really worrying.

Xiao Can asked again, "If I trick him, what are you going to do?" ”

"Of course it's killing—" Yun Mianmian was upright, always telling the truth halfway before he began to think. She rolled her eyes, and then changed her words: "Actually, he is a very good friend of mine, and I just want to catch up with him." Yes, that's it, why do you think of me? I don't think I'm trying to kill him. ”

Xiao Can covered his face speechlessly: Miss, do I look really easy to deceive?

"Ahem, let me sum it up - a very dead fat man, coming to Dima in ten days. You're a girl, and you're going to catch up with this pervert in a place like Qinglou. And as a friend of his, you didn't invite him, but let me, someone who didn't know him at all, trick him in, right? ”

"Smack!"

Yun Mianmian slapped his palms and exclaimed, "Completely correct." ”

Looking at her with a smirk, Xiao Can sighed, he really wanted to write an anonymous letter to the Demon Sect Master: Sect Master, dissolve the Demon Sect, your current situation is very dangerous......

"Mianmian girl, I have an immature guess, I want you to give me some advice." Xiao Can stood up and said slowly: "You received a secret mission, and you assassinated a fat man in ten days, so you have to go to Genting Daji to buy a secret weapon." And this fat man has a special identity, and it is usually difficult to find an opportunity to start. So you want to take advantage of his lustful characteristics and let me trick him into doing it in this land of fireworks, do you think it would be more reasonable? ”

Yun Mianmian's smile disappeared, and she was surprised: "You, how do you know?" ”

As long as you are not a fool, you will guess whether it is good or not.

Xiao Can was disappointed with this "Demon Sect Silly Girl" and sighed: "Miss, have you ever considered how many people will be implicated if this fat man dies in Piaoxiang Courtyard?" More than a hundred innocent girls could have died, let alone me—if I did, I'd be the first to be clicked. ”

A trace of shock flashed in Yun Mianmian's eyes, and he smiled weakly: "These ...... I didn't think about it. ”

Xiao Can rolled his eyes and said, "I'm your life-saving benefactor, do you really want me to die?" ”

"Of course I don't want to, I'm not a person who will take revenge." Yun Mianmian said categorically, suddenly looked Xiao Can up and down carefully, and encouraged: "Xiao Can, you are so smart, why don't you join my Holy Sect?" ”

Excuse me, I'm afraid I'll be killed by you.

Xiao Can declined: "I understand the kindness, but I am just a chef, and it is difficult for me to lead the compatriots in the Western Regions to a new era." ”

"That's the responsibility of the sect leader, what does it have to do with you?" Yun Mianmian blinked, and said, "Your skills are so good, even if you cook for the brothers and sisters of the Holy Sect." ”

Xiao Can's throat was hot, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out of blood.

Damn, that is, look at how beautiful you are, otherwise Lao Tzu will strangle you to death.

Pushing the "steamed river fish" in front of her, Xiao Can said, "You eat more, let's stop chatting." ”

"I'm full." Yun Mianmian wiped his oil-stained mouth and urged: "Xiao Can, the Holy Sect is like heaven - the vast land is my home, and the kind people are all brothers. It was because of your talent and ability that I made an exception to recommend you to join the Holy Religion, so you should think about it carefully. ”

Cut, to put it bluntly, there is neither an office nor a fixed member, and the assignments are all fatal tasks, and they have to hide in Tibet all day long, and the conditions are far worse than those of Piaoxiangyuan. Lao Tzu's dignified cooking director, high authority, transcendent identity, can be said to be under one person, above ninety-eight people, will be stupid enough to be pried away by you?

"After careful consideration, this kind of precious opportunity is still reserved for outstanding talents with more ideals and ambitions."

Seeing that Yun Mianmian's pretty face could not hide his disappointment, Xiao Can's heart moved, and said, "I can't bear to me, right?" Why don't you come to Piaoxiang Courtyard to develop? Oh, don't get me wrong, there are many positions in Piaoxiang Academy, what do you think of the position of personal assistant to the culinary director? ”

"Humph!" Yun Mianmian glanced at him viciously and said, "I don't know the hearts of good people, don't regret it!" ”

Xiao Can was about to say something, but heard a burst of singing outside the house.

"The moon is full, the moon is full, and there is no one to pity at night."

"The spring night is short, the shadow is long, and the bronze mirror laments the red makeup."

"The wax torch is muddy, the warm tent is slightly cool, and the Iraqi people look into the distance."

"Turbid tears and widows, lovesickness, where to find Junlang."

The clear voice and empty rhetoric convey the poignancy and touching of a woman's lovesickness to her lover, like throwing a stone into the lake of people's hearts, causing ripples.