Text 34 Fruit and Vegetable Wars (II) (4 more)

The chasing soldiers were approaching, and Xiao Can, who had already run out of strength, was in a hurry. But when he met the pitying eyes of the hawkers, his eyes rolled, and suddenly inspiration came again.

"Folks, helpβ€”"

Fantasizing about the tragic picture of his wife being separated, flesh and blood being separated, and a white-haired man sending a black-haired man, Xiao Can instantly played. With a wail of almost despair, he fell to the ground with a cry, and a sense of desperation swept through everyone's hearts.

Well, this monk must have a bitter past.

The little monk went down the mountain to return to the world, married the two girls he loved, and the little day was sweet and prosperous. In order to support his family, he wanted to come to Genting to earn a living. Who knew that he went out of the stall for the first time today and met a hooligan who collected protection money! ”

Married us?

Qiao Qiao and Yun Mianmian were shocked, and at the same time looked at Xiao Can, who was caught in the plot and couldn't extricate himself, their eyes were full of surprise.

When the vendors heard half of this, they were already indignant.

A bully who collects protection money is like a street rat that everyone shouts and beats. It's just bullying and bullying the elderly, but they don't even let go of the "newcomers", who would dare to do business in Genting Daji in the long run?

The heart is very angry, but everyone is still calm in their behavior.

"The little monk is not rich, how can he have money left for them? When they saw that my lady was young and beautiful, they coerced and tempted me to do that reluctant. The little monk swore to die, and they actually took out a knife to kill people! In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, dare to ask where Wang Fa is? Where is the reason? ”

Xiao Can's voice trembled, roaring in the sky, and the image of suffering a huge grievance was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Everyone glanced at the second daughter, and suddenly was full of understanding of the hooligans: these two chicks are as beautiful as fairies, and even Lao Tzu wants to insult them when they see it, if they don't think about it, it is simply discrediting the profession of hooligans.

The onlookers were very sympathetic to Xiao Can's experience, but they still tacitly maintained restraint, and only quietly conveyed their feelings with silent eyes: The story is very touching, but you better die.

The crowd was very indifferent, and Xiao Can was very unhappy.

You have to add drama to fight, right? No problem!

"Is it wrong for a little monk to want to create a happy life with his hard-working hands? Why give your hard-earned money to this bunch of scum! I asked out loud who gave them the right? Who knows that they said that they would go door-to-door to collect protection money later, and whoever didn't give it would break someone's leg! Folks, are you willing to give all your hard-earned money to these vampires? ”

Why do you still have to charge us protection money?

When the big guy heard this exciting news, he immediately became angry. can quietly compare the strength of the enemy and me, and finally the anger gradually subsided, and each shrugged helplessly.

Safety first, spend a little money to buy safety, and give them well.

Xiao Can scolded this group of wretched people a hundred times in his heart - what about the chivalrous heart that he said? What about the morality of the rivers and lakes? Damn, the rivers and lakes in the west are really hard to mix.

"That guy crouched on the ground, hack him!!"

"I want that chick on the left!!"

"Whoever grabs it is the one who counts, both Lao Tzu want it!!"

Crude shouts of killing were heard, and the pursuit party gradually approached. Seeing that the other party was armed with knives and guns, and that there were many people, the onlookers dispersed in a hurry, and those who sold fish continued to sell fish, and those who sold vegetables continued to sell vegetables.

"Come, push harder, the head is about to come out!"

Chicken farmers are the most timid, and they actually get into the chicken coop and personally help the old hens with difficult births.

On the street, the three lonely figures were particularly weak.

The world is so hot and cold, Xiao Can is extremely sad.

Damn, the blind man has a good acting skills. Since you can't be saved when you see death, let's die together!

Xiao Can, who was cornered, stood up and yelled: "We aquatic farmers will never be slaves!" ”

As he spoke, in the surprised eyes of the fishmonger, he scooped up the fattest carp and smashed it at the pursuers behind him!

"I want the one in blackβ€”oops! You don't want to fucking live anymore, you fish seller! ”

"Big brother, listen to meβ€”"

The fishmonger was halfway through his sentence when he threw a machete into the dirt in front of him.

Xiao Can tossed and turned, and came to the fruit stall again, picked up two large red apples, and smashed them at the pursuers like cannonballs.

"We, the fruit growers, will never succumb to the evil forces!"

In the chaos, the smashed man with Venus in his eyes didn't know who was the black hand, and just with the smell of fruit on his head, he said viciously: "The hillbilly who sells apples, you have a kind, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you!" ”

"We, the chicken farmers, have officially declared war on you!"

"Giggles! Cluck! ”

The coward just took out half an egg, but saw that the "maternity chicken" was lifted by Xiao Can's neck and thrown at the villain!

The old hen flapped her wings and made a refreshing cry in mid-air, and a golden egg had just been born, and it was shattered on the face of a big man with a "snap", and died heroically.

"You wait for the chicken, Lao Tzu will sell your mother-in-law to make chickens tonight!"

Fruit flew all over the sky, poultry barked everywhere, and swords, guns, and halberds rained down.

Xiao Can shot to change places, and in the blink of an eye, he came to the vegetable stall again, grabbed two heavy radishes, and hissed: "We vegetable farmersβ€”"

Before he finished speaking, he was held down by a pair of rough hands on his wrists.

The dark-skinned vegetable farmer pleaded with a pleading face: "I am old and young, big brother, can you let me go?" ”

"Well, your situation is quite special, and I will take care of it as appropriate."

"Thank you, big brother, thank youβ€”"

The vegetable farmer was overjoyed, and was about to clench his fists with both hands to thank him, but found that Xiao Can threw the radish out fiercely, and the landing point was surprisingly accurate, knocking the two big men to the ground at once.

"This radish was never thrown by our vegetable farmer!" Xiao Can roared angrily, and smiled very sincerely: "Uncle, I can only help you get to this point." ”

"I, Nimaβ€”"

"The vegetable seller, if you don't cut your eighteen knives, Lao Tzu won't be called Sun Eighteen!"

Seeing that the vegetable farmer was heartbroken, Xiao Can secretly stuffed a carrot into his hand and patted the other party's shoulder agitationly: "These people are really unreasonable, they all said that you didn't throw it!" Alas, the matter has come to this, and only by fighting hard can there be hope of survival - fight, uncle! ”

"Vegetable sellers, suffer death!"

Seeing the big man swinging his knife, the vegetable farmer had no choice but to smash the only weapon in his hand, the carrot, into the opposite door.

People in desperate situations can often burst out with amazing combat effectiveness. Seeing that the big man was smashed by "a radish" and fainted, Xiao Can showed a mouthful of white teeth: "Look, victory is so simple." ”

The vegetable farmer had tears in his eyes: "Fuck you!" ”

A radish sounded the horn of the fresh market's counterattack.

The vendors are very wronged, but who will listen to them in anger? Seeing that the villains led by Wang Meng took revenge, the fresh food collectors who were dumb and ate Coptis chinensis were gradually forced out of the real fire.

Live fish became knives, fruit became cannonballs, and the clamor and angry scolding became a morale-boosting cry.

For a while, the fresh chickens and dogs jumped, so it was not lively.

"Hehe, little beauty, is it okay to be happy with your brother? Lao Tzu is a good worker, I promise to make you happy like a fairy! ”

In the chaos, Wang Meng quietly came to the second daughter, with a lewd face. Little did he realize that the long bamboo pole leaning against the corner of the wall had been knocked down by the angry men.

Qiao Qiao retreated behind Yun Mianmian with palpitations, and the little witch looked calm and relaxed, looking at a bamboo pole the thickness of an arm falling towards Wang Meng's head with a smile.

She gently reminded, "Be careful with the bar. ”

Small, heart, liver? Was she hinting at something?

Wang Meng was ecstatic in his heart, and said that this chick was conquered by her wild appearance, rubbing her hands and echoing: "Little baby! ”

Yun Mianmian's voice was charming, and she said softly: "People say - be careful!" ”

"Brother said, Xiaobao - oh I'll go!"

A shot fell, and Wang Meng was unconscious.

"I've told you to be careful, idiot."

Yun Mianmian laughed, took Qiaoqiao's little hand and said, "Old woman, remember to owe this girl a favor." ”

Qiao Qiao was reluctant in her heart, but the enemy was strong and I was weak, so she had to suppress her grievances and go with her, muttering in a low voice: "Vixen." ”

turned Genting Daji into a battlefield, Xiao Can, as the initiator, was not ashamed, but fanned the flames everywhere. While imitating the people of the fresh food market shouted "The dignity of the butcher is inviolable", and at the same time, the wicked men shouted a few times, "Where are you running away from the goose seller!" ”

In addition to chaos, it is still chaos.

Seeing that the Genting Daji was completely messed up, the two gangs of people who killed the red eyes were completely killed. Fighting, no one noticed him, Xiao Can laughed at this time, and wiped his bangs that didn't exist.

"Xiao Can!"

was about to pretend to be forced, but Yun Mianmian and Qiao Qiao came to Xiao Can's side at the same time.

Yun Mianmian's pretty face was excited: "It's so fun!" Shall we get involved? ”

Xiao Can waved his hand in pity: "Forget it, God has the virtue of a good life, and you have to be forgiving and forgiving." ”

Qiao Qiaoqiao's face was disdainful, and she said in a low voice: "Villain! ”

"Hmph, if it weren't for this 'villain', you would have been sleeping with an old woman." Yun Mianmian glanced at Qiao Qiao, who didn't know what to do, and immediately asked excitedly, "Xiao Can, what are we going to do now?" ”

"Go home and have tea."

Xiao Can laughed, calmly turned away, and left only a dashing back between the sword and sword shadows.