After Song Haiping finished speaking, he asked Lin Haiyang: "It's not just to come to see me this time." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lin Haiyang: "By the way, I'm going to take someone to North Africa." ”

Song Haiping: "North Africa is full of deserts. Why go there and eat sand, by the way, there seems to be some oil there, but you don't need North African oil yet. ”

Lin Haiyang: "I look at world history, during this period, the British fought a lot in North Africa and got a lot of good things back. I found a pyramid that had not been excavated during this period, and it was full of gold ornaments, and I was going to get it back and build an Egyptian museum. ”

Song Haiping: "I know that the British museum itself has no cultural relics in Europe, but there are too many cultural relics in Africa, America, and Asia. ”

Lin Haiyang: "Do you remember, in later generations, the vision of our domestic collection community was always a little narrower, and they always went back according to their own cultural relics, and if a nation's civilization wants to diversify, this cultural relics must also be diversified." I want to leave some foreign cultural relics for future generations. ”

Song Haiping: "Okay, wait for me to bring the crew and go to shoot a raider of the lost ark along the way." ”

It took a month for Song Haiping to take the film crew, Lin Haiyang's scientific expedition team and two beautiful girl guards to Cairo, Egypt, North Africa.

At this time, Egypt was nominally a province of Ottoman Turkey, but in fact it was a colony of the British - the Ottoman Turks dared not speak out against the French and British colonization of Egypt, and in essence, the upper echelons of the Ottoman Turks were colonizers like the Eight Banners of Manchuria. In the face of the more powerful new colonists, the strategy of the old and weak colonists is to prefer to friends rather than thieves.

It won't be long before the British will develop the Suez Canal here, and then Egypt will become even more important to the British. Today, Egypt is a relatively remote Mediterranean colony for the British.

Song Haiping and Lin Haiyang's men all have guns, because the people here in Egypt are not friendly, and Egypt, one of the birthplaces of ancient civilization, has now become an Egypt with poor mountains and bad waters.

When he arrived in Egypt, on the banks of the Nile, Song Haiping introduced to everyone: "In the past, this was also the ancestor of agricultural civilization, because cats could catch mice and protect crops at that time, so in the ancient Egyptian law at that time, killing cats was to pay for their lives." This is the same as the measure of prohibiting the killing of ploughing cattle in agricultural civilization, which was originally good, but then it became a bad government. ”

Lin Haiyang: "Hey, your script is ready, you won't want to shoot a Nile daughter here." ”

Song Haiping: "I'm not so abusive, the script for Raiders of the Lost Ark is not ready-made." Chinese archaeologists came to Egypt to protect cultural relics. A young, an elderly woman took care of herself with her daughter due to illness. As a result, during the excavation of the Egyptian pyramid artifacts, the greedy and barbaric British antiquities robbers came to loot them.

Plus the local bandits and the secret guardians of the pyramids, as well as the large rice dumplings that come out of the pyramids. There is a big melee between the five parties, the villains are dead, and the lovers finally become married. Finally, before his death, the patriarch of the pyramid guardian family commissioned a young Chinese archaeologist to send the treasures inside the pyramid to China and build an Egyptian museum to let more Chinese know about Egypt. ”

Lin Haiyang: "I didn't expect you to shoot a main theme." ”

Song Haiping: "Hahahaha. I can't shoot the main theme if I don't want to. Shoot the main theme of crooked nuts to whom. ”

The pyramids that Lin Haiyang wanted to find were not the ones outside Cairo, and it is difficult to say whether the Pyramid of Khufu and the Sphinx were built by earthlings of this generation.

Although the theory of evolution concludes that human civilization is forward, this is only a theory, and in fact, human civilization can easily be destroyed by natural and man-made disasters (asteroid impacts, ice ages, nuclear wars). Otherwise, whales and dolphins would not have run back into the sea from land, and the relics of various ancient civilizations on the planet of unknown origin, including this majestic pyramid, which ancient Egypt would not have had the manpower and technology to build such a large structure.

Although later generations of Europeans put all this into the ancient Greek civilization, it is a pity that the archaeology of that part of Greece is really unpopular, and the excavated pottery is either the name of an Egyptian craftsman or the name of a Chinese craftsman - if you want to say that trade is possible, there is still a little bit of a possibility, in fact, more Greeks were pirates to rob it.

This is also the reason why the maritime merchants and pirates did not separate during the Great Voyage - because the Europeans were all ancient Greek civilizations.

A team of hundreds of photographers, scientific expeditions, and escorts came to the middle of the Nile and traveled westward, where a small pyramid more than 1,000 years ago was buried in the desert. If you want gold, you will have gold, and if you want zongzi, you will have zongzi.

When they got here, everyone put on a light veil, mask and hat, no way, they had to eat sand when they didn't wear a mask, they didn't wear a hat, and the basin of shampoo was full of sand.

After the archaeology began, Lin Haiyang joked: "I understand why the British like Egypt?" ”

Song Haiping: "Why? ”

Lin Haiyang: "Because London is cold and damp, many people have rheumatoid arthritis, and they can be cured in a few years in the desert. Can you not like it? ”

Song Haiping: "Actually, if you read the British article, the British are very vulnerable, and when they go to Africa and India, they often get fever and die not long after they go. The only one who didn't die of a fever was Watson, a good friend of Sherlock Holmes. ”

Lin Haiyang: "I think the fever that the British say should be the local falciparum malaria, Uncle Hei and Ah San are resistant to falciparum malaria in the tropics, and the British have no resistance to falciparum malaria, so they will die." ”

Song Haiping: "When will you find that pyramid?" ”

Lin Haiyang: "I don't have specific latitude and longitude coordinates and landmark buildings to mark, and in later generations, there was not even a tourist attraction left here for the British to move." ”

Song Haiping: "That's not a needle in a haystack, do you want me to find a dragon point." ”

Lin Haiyang pointed to the reconnaissance airship on his head: "I chose this time for a reason, the British who already have clues will show us the way." ”

Song Haiping: "It's not like we're robbing the British, we feel like bad guys." ”

Lin Haiyang: "Although the British found and opened the pyramid in history, they did not succeed, probably because of the uneven distribution of spoils, and they all died in the gunfight. Thirteen years later, the descendants of the British robbers found clues from their father's diaries and letters, and once again, it took three years to open the pyramid again and find the treasure. Besides, who is the good guy and who is the bad guy depends on who has the last laugh, isn't it? ”

Song Haiping: "That's the same. ”