The night sky of the desert, full of stars. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info everyone came out to lie on the stall in the sand dunes to enjoy the night view, and Song Haiping also took out the Milky Way star map and compared it with the starry sky in the sky one by one.

Lin Haiyang nibbled on the barbecue, drank soda and looked at the starry sky, teased Song Haiping and said, "How are you doing this star feng shui research?" ”

Song Haiping: "The research is okay. No matter how you look at it, the earth should not be alone. ”

Lin Haiyang: "What do you say?" ”

Song Haiping: "If it weren't for the lack of conclusive evidence, I would even think that human beings have been living under the manipulation of cosmic people. ”

Lin Haiyang: "Well, you mean, we are alien-controlled NPCs. ”

Song Haiping: "Almost, at most, it's just an anthropological experiment." ”

Lin Haiyang: "Who believes it, and there is no evidence." ”

Song Haiping: "The signal from heaven is the evidence. Before the collapse of the Qin Empire, a giant meteorite landed. A meteorite gave the Han Dynasty a new life. On the occasion of the Song and Jin dynasties, two meteorites of the original size of Xing fell to the ground, and the locals built the Star Temple. Before the death of the Ming Dynasty, there was a big explosion of Wang Gongchang, and before the death of the Qing Dynasty, there was a big explosion of Tunguska, and the ancestors of the Eight Banners were Tungusic people. ”

Lin Haiyang: "It's not evidence. ”

Song Haiping: "Heaven and man induction, if you don't believe it, of course this set is not evidence." Let's just say that the pharaoh of Egypt built this mausoleum in the desert Jedi, and it is no wonder that the Nile River has been flowing for a long time, but Egypt has changed dynasties. ”

Lin Haiyang didn't know what news he got, he was quiet for a while, and then he invited out the big screen and said, "Everyone watch the live broadcast of the death of the tomb robber." ”

As Lin Haiyang pressed the button, a figure was printed on the big screen, and a group of British were digging sand in front of a small pyramid in the heart of the desert. More than 20 Britons stormed into the pyramid, fearing that they would be left behind, and began to loot all kinds of valuable funerary goods in the pyramid.

The Egyptian pharaohs also liked gold, and they were buried with gold objects before they died, and the jubilant English robbers did not pay attention, and after a gold plate was picked up, a stone gate outside the pyramid slowly fell again, sealing the retreat of the English tomb robbers.

The British tomb robbers, who were in a state of happiness, were unaware of it, and even began to fight for gold. Until someone felt that it was difficult to breathe, and the torches brought into the pyramid were extinguished one by one. The remaining Brits struggled to die in agony of hypoxia, and the last man clung to the falling stone door and shouted God's name.

Looking at the innocent British, Song Haiping couldn't help asking: "Is there happiness with gold, or is there air to breathe happiness?" ”

Lin Haiyang: "Human needs are endless, and there is happiness at every stage. I think at this time, the guys who are lost in the desert and lack of water will think that they are happy to have water to drink. But when you get out of the predicament of the desert, you won't feel how happy you are to have water to drink. ”

Song Haiping: "You say, why didn't the Egyptian zongzi inside burst out and killed the British one by one." That's how my film was made. ”

Lin Haiyang: "Although the pharaoh made a mummy after his death in order to resurrect after death, I think it is impossible to make it. ”

Song Haiping: "That's right, at least the stem cells of the young should be accurate, and then the organ culture should be carried out." ”

When Lin Haiyang and Song Haiping returned, the average life expectancy in China was more than 130 years old, and the real death was brain death, and the average age of brain death was between 120 and 150 years old. Of course, living longer is not necessarily a good thing, and the retirement age has been postponed to 120 years old.

Because of the sacrifice of the British, Lin Haiyang's archaeological work went smoothly, and the entire interior of the pyramid was moved to Shanghai to build an Egyptian cultural museum. A pyramid was built with a glass and aluminum alloy frame, and the interior was completely restored.

After Song Haiping finished filming Raiders of the Lost Ark, he had a whim, and returned to Sijiu City to start doing joint entertainment programs, that is, taking a camera and microphone to meet people and asking: "Excuse me, are you happy?" ”

"My surname is Fu." An old man who was randomly interviewed replied: "Our grandfather, Fukangan." The general king is worthy of enjoying the Taimiao, enshrined in the Xian Liang Temple, and the Zhaozhong Temple. Ancestors, our grandfathers have been broad. ”