Text 33 Fruit and Vegetable Wars (Part I) (3 more)
"What's going on?"
"Hey, the three people at the front robbed the blacksmith Anan's weapons and didn't give them silver, can you bear this? Maybe they'll rob us tomorrow. β
"Dare to come to our ironware collection and smash the field, what nonsense, cut them!"
"Haha, it's been a long time since the Genting Grand Gathering has been so lively. Hey, why is Lao Tzu's treasure of the town store 'Slaughtering Chicken and Duck Knife' missing? you, don't run away from that thief in yellow pants! β
There are hundreds of vendors, and they are all in the same breath.
Although it is a competitive relationship, they have always been united in the face of foreign enemies. Upon learning that the brothers' shops had been stolen, many of the vendors consciously joined the chase.
Of course, there are also many thieves who fish in troubled waters. The vendors who had been taken away were also furiously chased after them, and mixed in with the large army.
The people who don't know what to do are eating melons are like watching a game-
The "fugitive team" is slightly weak, and under the leadership of the "monk", the sissy scholar and the black widow holding a potted plant twist their little buttocks and run coquettishly.
The situation of the "pursuit squad" is much more complicated: there are villains with machetes, there are shirtless blacksmiths, there are those who are full of smirks and laughs, and there are those who fight each other, and the interior is very unfriendly.
Perhaps running too fast, Jojo's hair tie was caught in the wind, and her long black hair fluttered in the wind. With the pretty face full of panic when he occasionally turned his head to observe the enemy, it seemed to be silently teasing the men.
You catch me, if you catch me, I'll let you hey~hey~hey~
When have the big men seen such a beautiful lady who is shy of flowers in the moon? One by one, their eyes widened, and even their breathing seemed to stop.
What a girl who came out of the water!
"Cut people, rob!"
The big men let out bursts of excited screams as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and their speed was more than doubled in an instant.
"Ahh β
Xiao Can took time out of his busy schedule to respond: "You bought fake and shoddy goods, what's my business?" I can guarantee that if you unbuckle your belt, they will run faster! β
Do you dare to say cool things? Miss Ben just wants to go shopping quietly, but because this guy has been involved repeatedly, isn't he a little ashamed?
What's even more infuriating is that he is still holding his smooth and tender little hands.
Qiao Qiao said angrily: "You shameless person, you let me go!" β
Xiao Can smiled and said, "This is what you said." β
Without repeating the words, his hand suddenly let go!
As the campus 100-meter record holds, Xiao Can's speed is not covered. Without his help, Qiaoqiao was suddenly left behind.
The men in the back screamed excitedly, burning the small universe in an instant, and the "rubbing" suddenly accelerated again.
The men who were a little behind even learned how to land with their hands on the ground, hoping to create a miracle of speed, but were trampled into the mud by the man behind them.
"Ah!! Xiao Can, you bastard!! β
Qiao Qiao was so frightened that he was so frightened that he stimulated his potential to sprint with his life, and actually took the initiative to grab Xiao Can's free hand.
At the speed of life and death, Xiao Can still smiled evilly and said, "Miss, please respect yourself." β
"Heavy on your mother!" Qiao Qiao burst into a foul mouth unexpectedly, and said without replying: "Run!" β
"Haha, it's so fun!"
Contrary to Qiaoqiao, instead of feeling scared, Yun Mianmian let out a heartless laugh, as if he regarded the chase as a game.
Xiao Can gasped: "Do you want to play something more exciting?" β
"Yes, yes." Yun Mianmian's eyes were shining, and he pointed at Qiao Qiao: "Let's trip this woman, okay?" β
Qiao Qiao was shocked and angry: "Xiao Can, you, you dare!" β
"Well, that's a pretty creative idea, but it's not quite my style to be a hero harming beauty, I mean-"
Touching Qiao Qiao's murderous eyes, Xiao Can turned his mouth sharply, let go of the hand holding Yun Mianmian, took out a flying knife from her waist, and shook it at the nearest big man with his eyes.
"Whoosh!"
"Oops!"
The knife went into his thigh, and the big man fell into a rolling gourd, and was immediately submerged by the army.
"Haha, this is fun, this is fun!"
Yun Mianmian showed her true colors as a witch, she didn't need Xiao Can to greet her at all, she threw a knife in two steps, and the enemy soldiers she killed screamed again and again.
"Be careful, they have a hidden weapon!"
The men were vigilant, and their speed slowed down instantly.
"Come on, why don't you chase it? Catch up with my aunt, you can do whatever you want, hahahaha! β
Yun Mianmian laughed insolently, but as soon as he raised his head, the hat above his head was also lifted into the wind.
The face full of Western style is charming and natural, and the rippling smile on his face is like the spring light of March, pure and sweet, which makes the men want to fall in love for a moment.
The men's jealousy of Xiao Can is almost burning.
can run with such two chicks who have brought disaster to the country and the people, this monk is really blessed, is it easier for beauties to relax their vigilance against monks?
Damn, tomorrow Lao Tzu will also become a monk.
"Don't cut people, rob the girls !!"
Seeing Yun Mianmian's face clearly, Wang Meng's eyes were red, his breathing was heavy, and he roared hoarsely.
The younger brother warmly reminded: "Big brother, they have a secret weapon." β
"Five taels of pensions, two pieces of paper and a small sedan chair, I will personally give it to your mother early tomorrow morning. Go, good brother! β
Good brother: "... ..."
"Quack, quack, quack!"
During the chase, several dirty geese rushed out without a head.
Unconsciously, Xiao Can and the three of them had rushed to the end of the iron collection, and a fishy smell of poultry entered their noses, making everyone frown.
"Sell eggs!"
"Fresh river fish!"
"Let's take a look at the vegetables that I just picked early in the morning!"
The big rooster sticking out of the iron cage, the dying live carp, the green vegetables, and the fresh and plump fruits all converge into a brightly colored picture.
Fresh Collection!
At the big market full of life, the vendors originally sold their hard work, but gradually, everyone noticed something abnormal.
The fish seller found ripples in the tank.
The vegetable seller faintly heard the shouts of killing.
The most pitiful of the chickens, the old hen shivered all over, and sucked the half-laid eggs back into the buttocks.
The hawkers, who realized that something big was about to happen, slowly turned their heads and focused their eyes all in one directionβ
The direction of the iron set.
What caught my eye was three embarrassed figures.
The woman on the right is extremely graceful, but she is dressed in a man's clothes. The unkempt hair covered his face, looking like a female ghost, and he muttered to himself: "Dare to leave me behind, the old lady will not let you go." β
The girl in black on the left is as beautiful as a fairy, but she is holding a pot of plants in her left hand and two flying knives in her right hand.
Only the little monk in the center is more normal, but his breath is a little messy.
The hawkers and the guests sympathized: alas, it is not easy for this little master to break into the rivers and lakes with two psychopaths.
"Hack him to death, rob the woman's !!"
A rude roar broke the deadlock in the distance.